>American character pays a toll booth operator to drive to

>American character doesn't drink instant coffee that tastes like dirty water
>American character has social interactions with coworkers
>American character has a loving wife
>American character contributes to society
>American character has a fulfilled life

>>American character wears his shoes in the work place
what?

>>83873381
the meme is slipping something totally weird into a seemingly regular pattern of frequent film actions.

for example, take >>83873040
>American character has a loving wife

this is of course, the hilarious "oddman" comment. American women are emotionally maldeveloped sociopaths, incapable of love or empathy, only machiavellians grabs for meaningless social capital.

>European character
>get smushed by truck

>American character doesn't have a prepuce

>American character shoves his hand into his ass with nothing but a thin piece of paper for protection to remove fecal matter

>British character
>claps for the religion of peace when his head is cut off

>European character
>irrelevant in the grand scheme of things

>European character
>is poor

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>>83871909
>German character
>converts to Islam

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>American character
>gets a heart attack while being raped by niggers

>American character go outside
>doesn't get shot

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>>83875490
>>83875556
>>83873919

>Subjects detected.

Maybe one day you'll deserve liberty.

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>American Character
>Wears a helmet while biking

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>>83875599
Liberté ?

>american character in his teens
>has a job
what the fuck do americans mean by this?
i've never seen anyone under 35 on a paper route or walking dogs
here it's just poor old people who do that kind of work

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>American character goes outside
>gets shot

>European character goes outside
>gets run over by a truck

>South American character goes outside
>gets robbed and killed

>African character goes outside
>starves to death while being lynched by militia while getting AIDS

>Middle Eastern character goes outside
>gets bombed

>Russian character goes outside
>gets arrested and murdered in prison

>Asian character goes outside
>kills himself from overwork

Is any place safe?

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>>83875754

>Is any place safe?

Inside.

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>>83873444

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>>83875754
>Is any place safe?

In your room watching kinos

>>83875729
You didn't have a job as a teen? I'm european and I did.

>>83875864
no, i went to school when i was a teen
i only got a job when i was 18

>>83875864
Yuro here. No one would hire me before I turned 18 but it was not unheard of, especially at fast food places.

>>83875896
I had a job when I was 14. I did go to school too.

>>83875896
>i only got a job when i was 18
>18
>Eighteen
>EighTEEN
>TEEN

>>83875924
Yeah, I was lucky because my father worked there and the place had a couple of underage workers.

>characters wearing shoes indoors

Explain this meme to me

>>83876011
Some people find a little bit of dirt from a sidewalk on their carpet preferable to foot sweat and smell.

>>83875754
>green eyeballs

>>83875930
you know what i mean retard
kids in movies get jobs while they're still in high school

>European character ignores the calls to prayer
>European character protests Islam

>>83876119
nobody said take your socks off lol

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>european character
>talks about americans all day

>>83876755
Kek, literally this.
>listens to our music
>watches our movies
>speaks our language
>has to learn our measurement system

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>American character put his guns in the fridge

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>American character shits his pants at the store after getting shot

>>83876836
(((our)))

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>>83876836
>>listens to our music
You mean black people music?
>>watches our movies
They're jewish movies, they're not yours you dumb goy.
>>speaks our language
English.
>>has to learn our measurement system
Please.

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>American character
>Wakes up and gets a drink from coffee pot that been sitting there since last night

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>american character gets shot by a cop for tipping offense

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>american character
>is played by a british actor

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>>83876836
>our language

>>83876704
Oh snap