Yeah, no. This isn't how casinos work. They're not

What would happen if you win on any machine that you sit at when they ask you to move? What would they do?

>>83869505
You showed him

>>83869531
Kick you out and confiscate your winnings. A casino is a private corporation. They don't have to prove you're cheating to ban you.

He literally did nothing wrong.

HELLOOOO-ooooooooo-OOOOOOO~

>>83869505
did you not watch the show? or we're you too busy shitposting cuck threads on /tv/?

the casino owner beat the ever loving shit out of the manager in the next episode and kicked his ass out into the street

>>83869505
>they'd assume the machine was defective and kick you off it.
he's moving between different machines you dumbass

>>83869655
how was it the manager's fault, though? do casinos keep track of individual's winnings if it's spread across multiple games/machines?

>>83869505
Kick you off it.

>>83869556
That wouldn't hold up in court though.

>>83869505
slaayyy anon slay

>>83869694
because, as was pointed out, the manager let the guy hit 30 mega jackpots without ejecting his ass then gave him a limo ride home

>do casinos keep track of individual's winnings if it's spread across multiple games/machines?
you bet your ass that every casino is kitted out with hundreds of cctv cameras and most of the staff have Bluetooth headsets on

>>83869556
What if you sue them? Wouldn't they have to prove you were cheating to take your winnings?

>>83869769
you think you're gonna win a court case against a casino? And on top of that an American casino?

>>83869790
>thinking america means anything anymore

>>83869673
Then they'd assume he's cheating and ban him. As previously stated, they don't have to prove you're cheating.

>>83869811
it means money talks, boyo

>>83869790
Why not? Prove it you fags. They have surveillance of the entire thing, show the part where I cheated. They literally can't.

>>83869860
>"your honour, you can clearly see the accused point out the winning machine to that weird old craked-out homeless lady, before going over to another winning machine. He obviously knew which machines would pay and most likely had them rigged at some earlier point in time."

>>83869505
You seem to think that a tv show is the same as real life.

Just end it.

>>83869892
you honestly think that half the neckbeards on this board have any cognitive semblance of what real life actually is anymore?

>>83869889
Objection, hearsay.

>>83869889
>Your honor, this fag's shit is all retarded
>Just because my client is pointing at a machine does not mean he knew for a fact it would pay off, but merely shows his interest in that particular machine
>They can not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that my client is a shifty cunt, they must pay up the clams that are rightfully his.
>If the pants don't fit, you must submit
>I rest my case

>>83869989
>pay judge some money under table
>case dismissed
USA USA USA USA

>>83869850
What money? We may as well be trading mud chips.

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To be fair this was the guy responsible for the slots.

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>>83869889
Those machines are pretty hard to rig.

>>83870219
you know the mathamatical odds of hitting 30 mega jackpots in a row? much more likely they were rigged from a judiciary standpoint

>>83869818
How do you cheat with a casino machine you fucking dumb fuck.

>>83870324
Good luck convincing a jury beyond reasonable doubt that a man who had never stepped foot into a casino had rigged machines in which no traces of tampering or faults can be found.

>>83870018
USA = Jury stupid cunt

this website is for retards

>>83870410
Not enough bbc and pedo thread for you faggot?

>>83869556
>confiscate your winnings
They can try but if they have no evidence of cheating you would get your money back

>kick you out
Now this they can do

>>83870387
well obviously he had help
>>83870397
what did he mean by this?
>>83870410
it is but if you don't like it, leave

>>83869889
>implying you wouldn't have to prove the rigging
this is not an election we're talking about

>>83870467
kek

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You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

Please go watch a better show.
Have hou guys the last episode of Better Call Saul by the way??
Theres Hank!!!!!

>>83870467

The overwhelming odds are in favor of rigging.

Winning once is a fluke. That's why it's a big deal. Winning multiple times in one visit is statistically impossible.

>>83870447
>well obviously he had help

Objection, conjecture.
What's your evidence?

>>83870602
Sure it's a nice theory, but what's your evidence?
Upon inspection, the machines in question show zero evidence of tampering or rigging, what then?

>>83870599
STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE

>>83870602
slot machines are what? 10 different symbols?
so 1/1000 chance to get the mega jackpot?
that's not impossibly bad - getting a few ones in a row is about as likely as winning the lottery
which does happen from time to time

>>83870602
>>83870718
LYNCHED

>>83869818
they didn't ban him you turbo nimrod

>>83870397
Judge can overrule the jury if he sees it fit.

helloooooOOOOOooooo

>>83870599
L Y N C H E D
Y
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C
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>trapped spirit of cooper is tranported into the the real world through a plug socket
>his evil doppelganger is at large
>a bunch of other batshit crazy stuff occurs
>lmao him winning that many jackpots is unrealistic

it's all a dream anyway

At the end of casino, when de Nero's character says "it will be the last time that people like him would ever get to run things" or something.


what did he mean by this.