/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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first for Sheryl Lee

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Freshly squeezed

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I prefer my /tpg/ with extra FROSTING

I really hope there aren't any remaining FLAKES in these threads

What's the song that plays during the convenience store scene? In FWWM

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So he represents the average Lynch "fan", right? Pretending like he understands the nonsensical shit presented to him and praising the man who provided it?

Reminder that Twin Peaks was not a parody and was played completely straight.

>>83869385
Yep

>>83869338
wtb Sheryl Lee will pay more for 90's era Sheryl Lee

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Anyone else notice based Hank on Better Call Saul last night?

>>83869321
So remember in the twin peaks movie how Annie appears on Laura's bed and tells her the good dale is in the black lodge and tells her to write it in her diary before disappearing? I watched a deleted scene from the missing pieces and it shows Annie after she's rescued from Glastonbury where the lodge is, on a hospital stretcher being rushed to the emergency room. Then it shows Annie in a hospital bed and this sketchy nurse walks in and she tells the nurse the exact same thing she told Laura: the good dale is in the black lodge and he needs help. The nurse ignores her and steals the gold owl cave ring that Annie now has on her finger. Then the scene switches to the black lodge and the midget tells cooper he can't leave and someone else has the ring (Annie). When it goes back to Annie, the nurse is wearing the ring and you can see Annie in the background laying there and she looks kind of dead bro like not moving or in a trance. I tried to watch closely to see if she was breathing and it didn't look like it. Okay so fast forward to the new episode we just watched yesterday. Remember how Hawk finds those pages behind the door in the station bathroom? Those are the missing pages on Laura palmer diary that's gonna tell them that the good cooper is in the black lodge. So Annie was able to send a message back in time to Laura that night before she passed away. (I think the nurse kills her by taking the ring off or something because she doesn't say anything or move when she does) That's what I came up with so far. I probably need to do much more research and I'm welcome to any theories or important details to know.

>>83869473
Give me the quick rundown on Better Call Saul
A friend of mine says I should watch it

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>>83869321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

>>83869516
Well, it's a prequel to Breaking Bad, so if you haven't watched that I probably wouldn't bother, even though I wouldn't say it's completely necessary. If you liked Saul on Breaking Bad, I'd definitely watch it. It's a decent enough show, fairly slow moving in comparison to Breaking Bad, but you now have the benefit of binging the first 3 seasons which will probably improve the experience immensely.

>>83869385
The irony in this post is astounding

>>83869385
no, the lodge helped cooper connect the dots to make it apparent that the guy from last episode was lying

>>83869575
Spotted a Lynch "fan".

>>83869385
The average lynch 'fan' is the gluttonous roastie in the diner eating pie after pie and drinking coffee. She even was taking about pie having her name on them and shit, analogous to self proclaimed twin peaks aficionados thinking that the series somehow speaks deeply to them whilst only indulging in it in the most vacuous and superficial fashion ie lmao cherry pie and sheeeeit look at my coffee cup it says cup of joe on it lol. And on top of that her fat tumblr fish face looks on in disgust as based /ourguy/ cruises past in his truck of peace.

>>83869575
Yes Lynch fan, everything is ironic.

>>83869672
>>83869698
tic toc LYNCHED o'clock

>tfw was an atheist until other atheists became such pretentious insufferable faggots that I had to drop it.
>tfw was a Tool fan until other Tool fans became such pretentious insufferable faggots that I had to drop them.
>tfw a Lynch fan but now after going on /tpg/ it looks like I may have to drop him too.

What's the song that plays every time that the woman that was killed by the midget is on screen?
I'm sad she got killed. I liked that she had a recurrent musical theme, but that didn't last long enough. I was curious about her.
Also, the scene with the midget killing everybody in that office reminded me of Mulholland Drive.

I'm really liking this season. It slow and it started weird, but Twin Peaks proper started in Episode 5 and I'm excited for it. I hope it doesn't disappoint.

>>83869843
holy shit you're such a fucking hipster it hurts

>>83869843
You're a weak and pathetic person. You're the problem, not the rest of the people.

>>83869843
Just be a lynch fan ironically like everyone else here. Or dislike him ironically. Both work

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>>83869843
>Tool
>even once

>>83869843
what are you a kid, who does that shit

>>83869851

Yeh that was a banger what the f is that song /v/?

Why are Sonny Jim's scenes reversed?

>>83869851
>>83869896
Lynch searched "hip hop beat" on youtube and used the second result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk

>>83869915
well it was either this or "shame on a nigga" and the former played better with test audiences

>>83869843
what the fuck happens if you "drop atheism"?

>>83869843
You're an empty shell, congrats.

>>83869908
>sonny jim clapped backwards you guys, he's the key to all of this!

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>>83869321
/tpg/ is already dead after only 22 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83869964
You become enlightened

>>83869908
because he's a soulless lodge child

>>83869999
Inverted satanic quads confirm.

>>83869977
kek you've used that phrase like 10 times already.

>>83869501
MIKE, whilst inhabiting Phillip Gerard, was at the train car the night that BOB/Leland killed Laura and left pages of the diary in the area.

The pages of the diary with Annie's message were collected by MIKE, and when he was being interrogated at Twin Peaks PD in S1, he went to the bathroom to inject his haliperidol, he stuffed the pages of the diary into the door of the men's room stall.

>>83870013
And a paranoid schizo, it seems.

just finished watching the first episode(s), was breddy gud

should I watch the rest in a row or do 1 each evening

>>83869985
>there are people that just watched the first, ninth, and fifteenth episode

>>83870035
well lynch descriped season 3 as an 18 hour movie so binge away

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>>83869985

Somebody please post the extended trucker facepalm

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>yes /tpg/, everyone is LYNCHED

>>83870035
skip em

>>83869321
Im a little late to the party but i just watch all of season and 2 as well as the movie for the first time

Literally what the fuck was he thinking with the movie, I was expecting it to show the aftermath of all the plots of season 2, instead i got told what i already knew. I skip through the lost 40 mins of it or so but all that happened was Laura going to heaven because of Coop and conformation that Annie's dead and that character knew more then they let on

Also, fuck James

>>83870062
accurate

>>83870099
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING DINGUS

Boxing on Showtime is doing 3x the ratings of an average Twin Peaks episode.

Cancel it senpai

>>83870092
kek

I really wish this had been done by Netflix instead, given that it's an 18 hour movie, this one episode per week leads to really bad pacing.

Binge watching something like this makes perfect sense, waiting a full week for an episode where 80% of screentime is spent on Dougie doing autistic things (as amusing as they sometimes are) means the story developes at a snails-pace.

hi can any1 spoonfeed lynch to me pls what is the minimum that i can watch to get "it" ???

>>83870164
watch rabbits

>>83870092
who are you quoting

>>83870158
Imagine how bad it must've been back in 1990 when Cooper got shot, meaning you had to wait an entire year to find out who did it and even then not finding out until about 15 weeks later. Twin Peaks has always had a slower pace, it's just not that noticeable as most of the series can be watched at any given time.

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Oh hey guys it's hank

it's hank in BCS

>>83870158
>muh instant gratification
kys

>>83870146
Normie's LYNCHED again

>>83870164
Season 1 all eps + Season 2 Ep 1-9, Ep 17-22 + FWWM

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>>83870062

>>83870216
>skipping episodes
>not watching the q2 edit

>>83870216
thx bro

>I'ma I'ma good man starts playing

>>83870099
Stupid faggot. Ffwm is great you pleb

That midget guy was kind of hot. He's the first male character in the whole Twin Peaks series that I find attractive.

>>83870192
I thought they were going to do more shit with Hank, but it was either get rid of him or drag the Norma and Ed shit on for even fucking longer so I can understand why they did what they did.

>>83870185
Imagine how autistic twin peaks discussion must have been in some compuserve chat room 25 years ago

>>83870228
>watching episodes that neither Frost nor Lynch have had anything to do with
>watching fan shit and not the theatrical version

>>83870251
It was probably the same as /tpg/ but with more "I want to fuck Audrey" posts

>>83870146
>show gets cancelled
>Lynch sued for wasting showtime's time and money
>loses all his money
>is out on the street
>cowering in a cardboard box in an alley he can be heard muttering to himself
>"h-hehehe, t-they all g-got L Y N C H E D"

>>83869426
Were the soap opera scenes the characters watched on tv also unironic?

>>83870249
He had an interesting backstory with Bookhouse boys. That had a lot of potential. I would love to see that explored. Hank was cool.

>>83870185
S2 started like 2 months after the end of S1.

>>83870270
Yes.

>>83870279
Hank was always cool

>>83869516
Its the 2nd best show on tv after twin peaks

the action in this season has been ass. i wish there was stuff with coop and albert using science bitch to blow up glastonburt grove

/tpg/ was so comfy before S3.
Lynch brought the worst out of you autists with this season.

>>83870251
Alt.tv.twinpeaks was a thing from day one, seeing people debate who killed Laura Palmer when they only had like 3 episodes to go on is pretty great
>People actually thought it would be Leo "Red Herring" Johnson

>>83869843
How do you "drop atheism"? You just suddenly decided to believe in magic?

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>>83870292
So nothing is good on TV?

>>83870301
so in other words you got lynched am i right

>>83870301
call for help

>>83870279
It'd give the Sheriff more of a character than "I want to fuck Josie", too, since they were supposedly best friends for a while. Hank was cool but a bit annoying when it came to the Norma side of things.

>>83870251
Someone should email lynch and frost for interviews. They agreed to that autistic shit back then

>>83870164
Watch half of his Playstation 2 commercials, travel to India and have an old bearded man teach you meditation, read at least 500 pages of erotic Eraserhead fanfiction, sleep with a copy of the One Saliva Bubble screenplay under your pillow, watch the third episode of On The Air and the episode of Darkwing Duck that parodied Twin Peaks and you should be just about caught up on his work.

can't wait for q2 edit of season three with all the fat trimmed. bye bye useless new york sequence

>>83870308
How do get LYNCHED so hard?

>>83870323
He only did a single PS2 commercial you pleb, get the fuck out

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>>83869516
As someone who loved BB, BCS is kinda meh. Nothing happening : the show.
The only good thing was pic related.

>>83870313
>>83870314
>I disagree with this post so I'm going to prove it right

what did lynch mean by this entire season

>>83870092
10/10

>>83870332
The only fat that can realistically be cut are the scenes that drag on for too long, and even then I enjoy those.
I don't know, Season 3 is bretty good.

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YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>83870365
MEME
E
M
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>>83870365
Maddie was wife material.

>>83870365

GODZILLAAAAAA

>>83870365
ETHIOOOOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83870344
this is fake news

>>83870252
>Lynch appears in several post Leland episodes
>has nothing to do with
>fan shit
>cut according to the original scenario

FUCK

GENE

KELLY

YOU

MOTHERFUCKER

GIMME THE FACEPALMING ARAB GUY
I WANT TO SEE HIS SMILE

>>83870412
Arabs have no emotion. Lynch would have known this, so why did he cast him for that role?
Hmm...

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/ourmom

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>what did they mean by this?

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HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>83870437
>random twitter screencaps
never gets old

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>>83870431

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GRAND THEFT AUTO

The LOG lady STOLE my TRUCK

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

>>83869364
FWWM theme
https://youtu.be/3hOERnIuvbg

>>83869908
Is Twin Peaks Sonny Jim character the same Sonny Jim character from The Elephant Man? Is 2017 when Lynch ties all his works together? Will we get to see The Angriest Dog in the World barely growling in Dougie's back yard?

>>83870196
>gratification for a television series
kys ys

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

>>83869340
Lordy

>>83870244
gay

>>83870531
*shrugs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Indswl_veh0
Ike "the Spike" new husbando

>>83870457
>stronge women don't need no man snap snap
lynch is a cuck

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It's not about the ladder.
Is it about the ladder?
Yes.
It is about the ladder.

>>83870554
Everybody look at this faggot who didn't get a boner with Naomi Watts.

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>>83870555
FIVE FIVE FIVE

>>83870457
i wasn't fully convinced until this episode that the dougle plotline is a breaking bad piss-take

>>83870571
Holy shit guys, I just realized that FIVE FIVE FIVE is FIVE FIVE FIVE backwards!!!

>>83870555
That part when they're still in the building and the lighting keeps switching and she's moving her hand in a weird back and forth way really freaked me out.

>>83870600
You mean the slicing throat sequence?
If you haven't already, you should watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-BDU-TvlTg

>>83870583

I haven't seen BB. What do they have in common?

>>83870643
broadly, a desert-based suburban family interacts successfully with the criminal underworld

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>>83870305
Why did so many think she was shovel'd

>driving scene with Gordon and Albert looked fake as fuck
>all driving scenes in the latest episode looked fine
Was that intentional?

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>>83870691

>suicide
>she killed herself then wrapped herself in plastic

Reminder that there would've been literally millions of Twin Peaks fans who died between FWWM and season 3.

Some may say they were better off that way.

>>83870691
When was this poll taken? They mention Jacques Renault, so right after season 1 i presume. Jacoby was a huge focus of the final ep of season 1.

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>>83870626
what does it mean

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

>>83870725
No she wrapped herself in plastic to go for a nice swim, then accidentally drowned

>>83870691
Someone in this general the other day said it was still open for debate and that it could've been Windom Earle.

>>83870725
For all they knew at the time, she could have killed herself, then somebody else disposed of her body.

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Why haven't you expanded your Twin Peaks knowledge /tv/?

>>83870595
>this is frost/ynch's parody of the Salamanca brothers

>>83870725
The first time I watched Twin Peaks I thought the cousin Maddy was actually Laura in disguise. Glad I was wrong. That would have been anime tier.

>>83870844
Riddled with errors that you will have to now take as canon, enjoy!

>>83870844
Only shitposters and people that were adamant about it not mattering before S3 that have too much pride to admit they were wrong are anti-Secret History at this point. It's honestly sad.

>>83869545
>Red Room
>Is the waiting room

Waiting room for what?

>>83870864
Yeah, Frost retconned the story of Norma's mother and it just makes me so mad because she's such an important character.

>penultimate episode: Coop gets killed by the hitman midget
>finale: we see a Coop-shaped corpse wrapped in plastic floating down the river

Lynch giving us fans exactly what we want, he's always been good for that.

>>83870934
why would he do that. he didn't even mention her daughter annie. wtf. does he not even understand his own show?

>>83870943
I'm a fan and I want happy optimistic magical special agent dale cooper fuck you nerds 2bh

>>83870844
>Fanfic
No thank you.

>b-but its written by F-Frost
I said no.

>>83870961
>he didn't even mention her daughter annie
That obviously wasn't an accident.

>>83870929

To enter either the black or the white lodge, obviously.

midget posters are going to get btfo just like all other theorists. ike the spike was just another peripheral character who'll be dropped and maybe seen again for one more scene about 6 eps from now. he just happened to be involved in a murder

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

>the Great Northern gets sucked into the Black Lodge
>Cooper goes to save everyone
>meets his doppleganger
>"Return the Peaks, twin." (because they talk backwards)

HE DOES IT AGAIN

>>83870943
BOB will finally be brought back to the lodge and be ultimately suppressed by MIKE, but MIKE's true intentions will come to light. BOB was chaos incarnate, but MIKE is even more evil. Just more refined. He sees a bigger picture. He wants to be involved in the higher levels of society to harvest the most garmonbozia.

>at some point, cooper has to make unspoken/unknown-to-viewer sacrifice involving some type of "deal" with the lodge to save people/defeat BOB for good
>cut to final scene of the show
>cooper gets promoted to the deceased gordon cole's position in the fbi
>cooper gets in car after banquet in his honor
>he adjusts rearview mirror, where we see MIKE's reflection
>how's janey?
>cut to credits over a black background.

>>83870934
Also when it shows the symbol that the log lady got when she was "abducted" was actually Briggs's symbol.

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>>83870844

>>83871020
you don't say.

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>>83869851
Yep i saw the ref to Mulholland drive too, classic Lynch.

>>83871149
>oh deary me, I seem to have sent someone to their death

>>83870844
I had fun reading it, but why do you keep pushing it?

>>83871208
Looks similar to the Jeffries entrance.

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>>83870691
Dr. Jacoby was the weirdest fucker on TV in the early 90's.

Now he's a Trump voter. The world... has changed.

>>83871227
Yes, it's only 1 person posting this in every thread.

In the time of Twin Peaks threads before the premiere, especially around the time of TSHOTP's release, there was essentially a war over the book's validity. All of the bookfags were vindicated and won the argument with S3 and are doing a victory lap. As obnoxious as the FROSTED posts are now, the opposing side might have been worse, especially the bandwagoners who didn't have time to read it before S3 began.

>>83869843
You still sound like a tool though.

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Post the saddest scenes of S3 so far.

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>It's still good Marge, maybe if you weren't such a pleb you'd get it. Sounds like you've just been LYNCHED!

>>83870844
i would just watch lost if i wanted gay lore

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>>83871396

>>83870478
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=diR4dCn0R0s

>>83871469
This totally ruins the theme, shit taste.

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Cooper isn't coming back, is he lads?

>>83870926
>>83871325
The show does reference some things that are important in the book (Lewis and Clark, the Nez Perce) and the book does foreshadow things that ended up in the show (the monster in the box, the meeting between Coop and Briggs) but it doesn't really feel important to the show.

>>83871520
If Cooper comes back Dougie's family won't have a husband and a father anymore.

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Would somebody please give me $30, I'm about waist deep in the shit right now.

>>83870451
HEEEELLOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOO

ALBERT CALL THE FRONT DESK

>>83871524
Yeah, I don't think it's "important" per se, but there were (and still are) people who argued that it's not canon which is just denial at this point.

>>83871629
>>83870926
>>83871325
I haven't seen anyone autistically defend fanfiction with such passion since I visited a Sonic forum

>>83871629
So the book is more canon than the show itself? Because there are inconsistencies.

>>83871679
>Because there are inconsistencies.
This is because David Lynch hasn't read the book, doesn't care about the book, and doesn't factor the book into his plan at all.

>>83871679
>>83871691
It's because Mark Frost didn't bother to check if everything was accurate. And he got things wrong about the original series, not the new one.

>>83871679
>>83871629
I just don't get all the wrong information in the book when there's so much autistic nitpicking in it

Makes me think like there's some alternate twin peaks reality thing going on

>>83871691
why do people constantly belittle mark frost's contributions to this show?

>>83871716
Because Lynch is the talented one.

>>83871716
Because half of the people on /tv/ just learned everything they know about Twin Peaks from YouTube recaps.

>>83871716
Agreed. He is just as key to Twin Peaks as Lynch.

However there is a rabid subset of fans who truly believe everything in Twin Peaks is in Lynch's grand image. Even though he was not there for a majority of the original series and played very very little part in season 2 at all. But that's all his image, apparently.

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>>83869338
>>83869451

Don't be afraid
Don't turn away from love

>>83871715
When the inconsistencies are inevitably explained, most likely this season, it will be the ultimate FROSTING. I can't fucking wait.

>>83871716
>>83871738
Someone posted the original script for the the season 2 finale and it was pretty much the same except for some stupid shit at the beginning of the black lodge about an alternate great northern and Bob dressed as a dentist, but it was the same crazy ending.

>>83869321
That was some real laugh out loud shit

Is Lynch the worst modern director? Worst director of all time?

>>83871761
In fact, Lynch's autistic abandonment of the series while Frost was busy with Storyville was the reason it went to shit in the first place. He left a revolving door of writers and directors to pick up the pieces.

>>83871761
And season 2 was a train wreck. Lynch comes back for the finale, and literally fixed the entire show in just one episode. Really makes me think about who is behind Twin Peaks' success.

>>83871524
the fans of the book pretend like it's some great "vindication" that the book mentions things that are in s3, but so what? of course frost, having helped with the s3 scripts, would work references to the events of s3 into his book. it doesn't make the book worth reading. every single time people have mentioned connections between the book and s3 it made the show look worse because all the backstory in that book is really fucking lame. i mean, the monster in the box in the first episode is not made more interesting by lame trivia about how a secret project by alien-hunting richard nixon once encountered a similar creature in the 70s. i don't want the striking imagery of the show to be deflated by this dharma initiative backstory garbage. i'm so glad frost has his own separate playground in the form of the book because if the show actually incorporated this backstory it would be awful.

>>83871788
>>83871788
>Bob dressed as a dentist,
wtf

>>83871845
Frost was also absent because he was busy with Storyville during a large portion of season 2, you fucking bandwagoner.

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

>>83871865
I aed it and it was a glorified recap, with useless backstory and a couple of tidbits link to s3
I will not use it as toilet paper because mine is digital

>>83871865
I remember when the first Blair Witch Project came out, there was a book made by the creators that was released at the same time, filled with all sorts of nonsense backstory which, while fun, added nothing of any worth to the lore. This is what The Secret History of Twin Peaks reminds me of. A semi-canon but unimportant sideshow that essentially is, as someone else said, fan fiction.

>>83871880
And unlike Frost, Lynch actually acted on the show during this time.

>>83871788
you forgot the part where the original script had endless lame windom earle monologues and based lynch threw it all away

>>83871780
I mean why would Frost just randomly fucking change Norma's mothers backstory

When its a simple google search away

At the same time he fucking goes on a detailed rant about the life and death of Louis and Clarke

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>>83871788
>>83871874

http://www.lynchnet.com/tp/tp29.html

>"Toot, toot, 'board."

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>>83871921

>>83870451
>ultra compressed .jpg
>terrible MS paint cutout
>comic sans
>grammatical mistakes
>incorrect nomenclature

This is a standard of bait rarely achieved

thank mr jackpots

>>83871780
the inconsistencies will be explained by some incredibly lame science fiction device in a book by mark frost that no one will read

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>>83871964

>>83871549
Dougie and his family aren't real.

>>83871932
Yeah those were really bad, but it was mostly Frost's story that Lynch just made better.

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>>83871976
>he still thinks secret history was "science fiction"
>he has no reading comprehension

wew lad

>>83871943
I vaguely remember this game, this scene is repeated later on and Cooper is sat in front of a plate of guts or something.

Cooper will only "wake up" when Sonny Jim is directly threatened by the Spike. Cooper's reason to exist is to save people from doom or die trying.

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

>>83872007
Sorry lad, but the town of Twin Peaks doesn't even exist. It would work better if this were based on a real town, like Colville or Bonners Ferry or Metaline or Oroville or some shit.

I just watched the episode and the only thing I remember is the midget and dead kid.

https://youtu.be/ijcTx6vBoJw

>makes me cry
>makes me smile
>makes me happy
>makes me sad

I thought it was Angelo at first

>>83872007
>reading comprehension
>he thinks i read fan fiction

>>83872020
in a tutorial/dream sequence

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>>83872060
>forgetting Diane finally appearing
>she won't be seen again until episode 11, at the earliest

So with us knowing that the floating yellow glyphs are spirits, whose spirit was guiding Doug-Coop to pick the jackpots?

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Did you know that after the series ends we're gonna get FROSTED again?

>>83872072
So you just get all your knowledge + parrot opinions from /tv/? Even worse, desu.

>>83872096
i can't wait to learn that kennedy was actually killed by time travelling major briggs! and maybe something about how twin peaks is built on the ruins of atlantis. i liek my twin peaks frosty XD

>>83869608
I would guess that he actually was lying and that the spirits helped him prove it just as they helped him with the money Dougie owed.

>>83872103
i skimmed through a pirated ebook. i have real books to read.

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>>83872169
>being this asspained that you were wrong about a book

>>83872194
like what mr aristocrat?

>>83872194
Wow, getting summer reading out of the way early, kiddo.

Proud of u

Apparently there are several significant (content) differences between the physical copy of the book and the ebook when it comes to The Secret History. I wonder what they are.

>>83872174
i don't even think it's the spirits. it's just cooper waking up. he's unconsciously accessing his investigation skills to solve a criminal conspiracy.

>>83872229
and the Jackpots were not magic, that beaten manager had they waiting for somebody else to have it?

>>83872197
but the book is lame and irrelevant to the show. haven't even seen anyone defend it beyond memes.

>>83872229
>>83872252
This is the worst take ever. Also, the jackpots literally had a floating red room above them. How do you figure that there was no assistance involved?

>>83872090
that scene should have been put at the end

>>83870554
>takes a brief break from filming extended ass shots, depicting violence towards women, showing them seek out abusive men, and enjoy being assaulted to let a probably supernatural female character talk to two gangsters

Truly, Lynch has gone full feminist.

>>83872205
history books about early christian church

>>83872229
Yeah this is a good theory, FBI agents often use their investigation skills to work out which machine will instantly pay out a jackpot.

>>83872229

Don't post more theories

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>>83872299
mfw more lame fiction

>>83872329
Fucking kek

He's reading the biggest fanfiction of them all.

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>>83872349
oh vey, yes Jesus existed
or was just a plot to keep the roamans out of my FUCKING temple

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Twin Peaks: The Return is just more glorified fan fiction. Truly, we are watching Twin Peaks' own 'Dragon Ball GT'. Anything after Season 2 is *NOT* canon.

I´m done with this shit. Lynch used to be a mad scientist and I used to be a huge fan of his. But now it seems he's just mad... and not in a good way. Season 3 is just banal, boring shit with no redeeming value. There's no artistry, there's no craft. It's like a third rate TV series from Turkey or some shithole. Absolute garbage. Sorry David, but you've completely lost it.

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>>83872405

>>83872252
>>83872294
the jackpots were a different phenomenon. the highlights on the face and documents did not have an image of the lodge.

i mean, with the documents, he starts looking at them and figuring them out just after mike urges him to wake up. and what he produces, despite communicating in scribbles, is an actual pattern in the documents that makes sense to his boss. i don't think he's doing anything supernatural, he's just investigating a criminal conspiracy, something cooper would have been trained to do. he keeps responding to things related to law enforcement (the statue with the gun, case files, police badges). the part of cooper that's waking up is cooper the fbi agent. i think the flashes are consciousness of cooper shining through the haze. he saw the guy was lying because he was trained in interrogation and that instinct is waking up.

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>>83872405

>>83872405
This. Autistic Coop is Super Nadine tier.

>>83872466
but the fact that part 5 had that additional scene with the casino manager, I would imply there is more to it

>>83872329
>>83872349
>>83872378

a gathering of euphorics

>>83870451
thanks Mr. Jackpots

>>83872503
a delusional pleb

>>83870265
>camera pans out
>'alright that's a wrap everybody'

>>83871765

>>Audrey died in a car accident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpS0DQxE8oY

>>83872497
>>83872302
the thing is, the cues to the jackpots were treated completely differently. a little portal to the lodge would open up, with the music playing. the face/documents are just subtle flashes of light with no audio cues. and even if the jackpots were set up it would require supernatural knowledge for coop to know this, whereas with the face/documents there is a rational explanation. there is no supernatural aspect to the documents, just highlighting a pattern that shows something fishy is going on.

>>83871765
>>83872599
What do you faggots want?

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/tpg/, when was the last time you were excited for something like you are right now?

>>83872628
I'm convinced that half the posters in /tpg/ hate Twin Peaks.

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>>83872478
*This* is Twin Peaks, webm related. Starting with Fire Walk With Me, Lynch has the idea that Twin Peaks is just another one of his films that he can return to and add more autism when he feels like it.

I'd honestly rather have a Bookhouse Boys spinoff than what I've seen of season 3. Remember when Twin Peaks was fun, sometimes comfy, sometimes suspenseful? That is the show. Not this TPTR shit.

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wew lad Dave Grohl really let himself go

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

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>>83870583
Exactly. The first Twin Peaks was a sendup of the soap opera craze that was taking over TV at the time. The Return is generally doing the same thing with modern dramatic TV, with intense family crime dramas in the desert and horrible graphic violence for no real reason.

>>83872511
>defends frostian fanfiction
>i'm the pleb

i have show for you baby, it's called lost seasons 2-6. all the backstory you can handle, there's even a special sound effect so you know where the backstory starts and ends. the dharma initiative is so cool it's almost like mark frost wrote it!

>>83872677
>admits to not reading the book
>pretends to know about the book

I miss when you teenage faggots were in school.

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>>83872707
>admits to not reading the book
>pretends to know about the book
all Christians in a nutshell

>>83872221
The book has 3D pictures.

>>83872730
so does my dick

>>83872707
i've read enough to know. however, what's interesting is that the people who like the book don't try to defend it at all. just write what's good about the book. maybe copy your favorite bit from the ebook to show how good it is. it's so easy to prove me wrong!

except you can't do it because the book is all lame backstory that serves no purpose and you can't post a good part of it because there are no good parts.

go ahead, prove me wrong.

>>83872626

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWtr9Xk8kBM

Christ, I adore that film.

>>83869406
>That deleted scene where he walks up to the house while possessed as Bob.

Legitimately terrifying, Ray Wise is brilliant.

>>83869915
>All those people making up lyrics in the comment section

>>83872848
That scene and the god damn monkey are the only two times I've actually gotten scared watching Twin Peaks

>>83872405
LYNCHED

>>83872221
a life-sized statue of wyndom earle dressed as a pantomime horse.

>>83872807
If you weren't so new here, you would know that there's been plenty of discussion about the book. There were entire threads about it when it came out. People just don't bother anymore because it's like talking to a wall.

>>83869915
>I'M OLD SCHOOL, DENISE.

>>83872807
>implying that no matter what i post, you won't just say LE DUMB AUTISTIC FANFICTION XD

Secret History of Twin Peaks is the great decider. It really separates the wheat from the chaff on /tv/.

>>83872956
well then you should have no problem briefly recapping your winning arguments about the book being good. why is the book good?

>i could tell, i just don't feel like it!

I might be a retard but I need some clarification after watching the latest episode.

I thought fat trout trailer park was in Oregon. How could this guy be getting coffee from twin peaks? I look at the twin peaks wiki and it says it's in washington, but the movie clearly said oregon.

When did this change happen and does anyone have a source?

>>83873031
you should defend things you like instead of inventing excuses.

>the book is great i just can't tell you why because you wouldn't believe me!

>>83873061
>>83873111
Nigga you admitted you didn't read the book and that you just parrot what /tv/ says about it.

>they have to show their work concerning why they like it but i'm free to criticize when my knowledge of it doesn't go past /tv/ shitposts

Fucking get Stage 4 and leave this board already.

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

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>>83873075
Watch the movie again. It never clearly says Oregon. That's the biggest misconception about Twin Peaks, in my opinion. Deer Meadow is in Washington and always has been. The only thing in Oregon is the Portland airport that the FBI agents meet up at.

Sam Stanley even says that Deer Meadow is 105 miles from Portland.

>>83873298
105 miles from portland is one county away from twin peaks :thinking:

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>>83872092
Prince Stolas

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>>83873075
Season 3 is "New Fat Trout Trailer Park" so it's a mix between a retcon and sort of relabeling. The idea is that Carl moved his trailer park at some point, but that still doesn't make sense because it has that same exact pole in it that it did in the movie.

>>83872648
they do, but it's the same handful of autists who spam blacked and cuck threads all day long

>>83873298
I always thought it was further away from TP than what was shown in episode 6, mostly because I thought that Leland would have kept his whoremongering as far out of his normal sphere as possible.

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

>>83870365
If Leland killed her after sending her to Missoula, Montana. Does that mean Lynch is dead?

>>83873394
It's the same number, the pole is different.

>>83870451
thanks mr jackpots

>>83873563
It's the same pole.

The pole itself is different because 25 years has passed since he shot the movie and that pole is probably not around anymore. But the numbering clearly tells us what we need to know, same pole as before.

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>>83870365
UGANDAAAAAAAA

>>83873639
Even the trees behind it are the same.

>>83873416
theres a sign saying NEW trailer park or some shit so I assume the park was moved a little bit closer.

That reminds me, did anyone get the leaked epub of The Final Dossier from Amazon San Marino?

Dead thread. Dead series. TPTR was a mistake.

>>83870457
>DESMOND WILL BE MY CONSTANT
What did he mean by this?

>>83873846
Your birth was a mistake

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I think Lynchy could be a bit exaggerating. We're half way through the series and he's just adding stuff to solve. Coop is still retardated. In the long run, It'll transform Twin Peaks in another Mulholland fucking Drive kind of "story". I hate the bastard. Still I can't stop watching his shit.

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Hey guys, long time lurker here.

I want to get into the series, but I am worried about what order to watch the media in.

I know that Flintstones is set before the events of Twin Peaks, but was released after the series came out. Should I start with that and move on to Fire Walk with Me, or should I watch things in the order they were released? Is there anything else I should know?

Thanks!

>>83873941
We're not halfway through, we're a third of the way through.

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AAAHHHHH AHHH AHHHH AHHHH

NYEEGHHH AAAHHH AAAHHHH AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>>83874007
Flintstones is Secret Diary tier, good to watch if you want a broader understanding of the TP universe. Skip it and watch Showgirls instead if you want to know more about what the doppelganger was doing in between seasons.

>>83870451
thank mr jackpots

Why is the lodge helping coop?

>>83874172
They want/need Bob back. Probably has something to do with the creamed corn magic shit

>>83874018
uh sorry my bad..
still... he's pissing me off. I like Dougie, but now it just feels like lazy writing.

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JUDI?

>>83874510
>>83874510
>>83874510

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>>83870856
By the way, what's /tv/'s opinion on the Salamanca brothers? Always thought they were autistic and lame as fuck. Far from intimidating.

>>83870725
Even better:
>still alive

>>83871103
>my twin, peaks are not for you. you belong in the black lodge!

>>83870365

ALABAMAAAA

>>83869680
underrated

>>83874892

Everything in BB was autistic and lame in hindsight.

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What episode did you realize you were an Audreyfag