>"hey anon, if you're free tonight can we watch

>>83865688
what film ?

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She just wants to hang with you and the movie was an excuse to come over you fucking autist.

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>>83865688
>being this oblivious that she only wanted your cock

SAD

>>83865688
Did you try touching her pusy?

>>83865688
That's when you put your arm around her champ.

>>83865688
>having a girlfriend

What the fuck are you doing on 4chan?

the thing is girls can't even pretend to be interested in something you are,
they feel entitled to free sex with nothing in return

>>83865688
Women are all about being near, it's not the activity. It's obnoxious when you care about the activity though because they don't care and often get annoyed that at that moment you care more about the activity than them.

>>83865939
i don't understand

>>83865939
this. luckily my gf usually minds her own when she does this

>>83865688
Why were you watching movies with your sister?

>>83865688
>Boo hoo a girl wants to spend time with me :(

>>83865688
You're talking about plebs in general, not just women

I thought I found a girl who was different when I was 19. I set up a night to watch lotr as she hadn't seen it and you can imagine how bored she was on her phone. She just wanted sex. I'd rather be autist and be able to chill without the constant need for attention and sex thanks

>>83865688
Either strum her bean or play some vidya then.

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>wake up
>get lonely
>stay this way all day
>go to sleep alone
>repeat

>>83865688
You know that's code for "let's start making out 10 minutes into the movie" right? She got bored when you were to retarded to follow on to her obvious cues. She didn't actually want to watch your dumb movie.

I don't get it, why would she want to watch a movie with you if she doesn't want to watch the movie?

>>83865688
Something is wrong with her? Not the retard who is just sitting there bored? She's on her phone prolly talking to some chads. Why you would just sit there is beyond me. Do you not value your time enough to tell some stupid bitch to leave?

>>83865688
girls have no personality or interests, retard. everything is just for fucking. fuck her, moron.

>>83865688
Dumb Apustaja poster

I unironically hate women.
If I was ever going to mass murder a group of people it would probably be a bunch of jews, but my second choice would be a bunch of women at a spa or something.

>>83866359
living the life desu

>>83865688
talk to her you dunce

>>83867601

That's because you have malignant Narcissism. I'd tell you to LE SORT YOURSELF OOT, but Peterson is actually a hack and your best bet is Clozapine or ECT.

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If a girl is like, 'hey let's watch that movie at your place', but shows no further passion towards discussing the movie or similar movies beforehand, she just wants to date you that's all.
You not making a move after 20 minutes max, let's her know you're a lame and for the offense of pretending to be alpha at some point and luring her in, now she's getting revenge by cucking you with chad infront of your eyes (probably will invite chad to watch another movie at your place, then fuck him in your own house, cuck)

>>83867601
Please get some therapy. These aren't normal thoughts.

>>83865688
Are you sick? She wants netflix and chill.

To everyone saying she wants to get laid: she's my gf, we have boring sex like every night. "Lets watch a movie" wasn't code, she literally wanted to watch a movie and then immediately changed her mind.

>>83865688
hope you through her out

>>83867601
same desu, the only joy i find in life these days is laughing at terrorist attacks & school shootings

>>83868926
You sound like a real catch.

>>83867601
if you hate women so much why don't you kill you entire family line of women including yourself

>>83869380
You'll understand when you're older

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>>83865688
Girls do this when you're too beta to have any kind of conversation, and you just sit there in the dark awkwardly in silence. Guys are fine with sitting quietly, but girls grow up thinking that only weirdos sit around quietly when hanging out with other people. Before you answer that people don't talk while watching a movie, search your heart for the truth

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>>83865688
>she

>>83865733
based

>>83869502
I'll understand when I'm older than what?

I'm 43 now... do I need to be older than 43 to not think that you are a creep?

I talked to my wife about this, casually, when we first started dating. I told her it bugs me when people talk during a movie that I'm trying to pay attention to. Problem solved.
Are you so fucking timid that you can't even talk to your own girlfriend?

>>83866206
lotr is pleb no wonder she got bored

>>83865688
>watching movies with other people

your fault, dont blame others

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she's hanging with you and you're still complaining?

>>83869712
This. Relationships are based on compromise.

My gf knows not to talk during movies and I know to keep the toilet seat down.

>>83865688
why the fuck did you invite her over if you didnt want to talk to her or fuck her i mean wtf

>>83869690
I bet those puppies are pickle-flavored, but it could be sour cream

>>83866359
>green eyeballs

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>>83869365
Are we mentally ill?

>>83869868
>>83869365
if you guys like it so much just become a soldier/nurse and put yourselves to use

>>83869677
Oh, I meant 'older' as in 'when you have a gf', since you talk like you've never been in a relationship. But since you're 43 and still at it, there's no hope left for you, so I retract my post. You'll never understand

>>83865733
god bless you

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>go out to watch movies with a girl
>she wasnt interested in the movies
>she wasnt interested in sleeping me with me either

>>83865754
OP didn't say anything about the girl bringing her champ.

>>83870289
Sure thing, kiddo.
I must be a virgin because I don't complain about sex with my girlfriend as being "boring".
You're a fucking moron.

>OP is unable to communicate with his girlfriend over something as simple as film-watching etiquette
>complains that sex with her is boring

Really gets the old thinky nut-meats going...

>>83870789
>>83870872
Hmmm I wonder if by any chance these posters could be one and the same

>>83865688
>This happened last night after telling girl about mad max
>Then the car scenes started
>She put her phone down and was yelping with excitement
>Grabbing onto me as the scenes get tense

You hate shit taste in women

>>83870499
HOLY KEK

She was waiting for you to ram your dick into her you autist

>giving roasties the time of day

http://my.mixtape.moe/eupzzf.mp4

>>83871100
Or shit taste in movies. How come this wan'st answered??
>>83865708

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>girl from one of my film classes a few years back wants to watch a movie with me
>at the time we have an assignment where we have to watch any of the Oscar nominated productions and write a partnered paper on it
>I suggest we do that. She happily agrees
>comes over to my House and I suggest we watch Birdman
>she makes some stupid comment like "That sounds like a terrible superhero movie but whatever"
>she asks if I ordered pizza
>I try to hide my disgust as I explain to her that eating while watching Cinemæ doesn't allow you to appreciate it fully
>we start watching the film
>five minutes in and she keeps distracting me during key points by rubbing my leg, tell her to stop
>20 minutes later my doorbell to rings and its a pizza guy
>"teehee sorry anon I was just so hungry! I'll pay for it so I hope you don't mind!! Do you have any beer? Lets drink a couple!"
>at this point I'm seething with rage and tell her to get the fuck out of my apartment
>she's confused and angry at first but leaves
>the next day in class I hand in the paper and tell the professor that only I wrote it so she doesn't deserve credit
>she tried to disagree but then the professor asked her about key plot points and she couldn't answer
>she got a 0 on it and it was like 30% of our grade

>>83865733
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>83865733
Board's pride

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>>83871389
good lad

>>83871389
you might literally be autistic.

>>83871280
wdtmbt?

>>83871519
Only a beta cuck would let someone take credit for their schoolwork

>>83871519
>might

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>>83865688
Things that never happened.

>>83865733
based pusyposter

>>83871389
well done

>>83865688
fuck her

My GF doesn't talk during the movies because she actually enjoys movies. We usually discuss shit while the movie downloads and in about 20 minutes we end up watchin whatever.

It's almost like communication and similar hobbies are hard.

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>gf

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All shitposting aside, what are some good examples of shitty flicks to put on when you have a girl over?

>>83872441
Horror. It scares them

>>83865688
Didn't happen but if it did she was dtf and was wondering when you were going to make a move.

>>83865789
I'm married with children, have a career, and still lift 4 times a week, the rest of the internet is too cucked or the banter fucking sucks

>>83871389
You did the right thing

Wtf is is with ladies and being so annoying during movies

>>83872441
Robocop, so at least you can watch something

>>83871389
>doing the assignment the day before the deadline

>>83873834
what other options are there?

>>83873834
>doing the assignment any day before the day before the deadline

It's like you want it to be worse!

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Do girls like Amadeus?
I imagine that it would have some things that they would like about it, like costumes and drama. I have seen it maybe 6 times.
If I ever get gf, I think that we would watch Amadeus.

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>*Pick up tabloid magazine*
>"Ugh, who reads this stuff?"

>>83867601
SUPREME GENTLEMEN

>>83865733
Based pusy poster

>>83866439
Plausible deniability so she doesn't have to put herself out there, nor feel like a slut.

>we were watching a movie, and it just happened!