>Mike Tyson >Steven Seagal >Chink production My bod

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>>83865677
>Mike's villian voice in 1:11
This is going to be amazing

So the chinks made a movie where the bad guy is a nigger...

>Everyone speaks in chinglish
Sign me up

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Is this the first movie where seagull fights someone of renown in martial arts

>>83865677
>We need to update to the latest technology
>I suggest that we update to 3G!
Holy shit China

>>83865677
Chinkino

>Seagull doesn't utter a word the entire trailer

>>83865677
these seagal movies actually have great photography

>>83866067
He has ascended beyond dialog. He's not even doing footwork anymore, just manhandling dudes right where he stand

is mike the only man to actually out act the seagal

>>83865677
What's a good entry point to the Seagal cinematic universe?

>>83865859
no you dumb newfag

>>83866067
I noticed that too.
Is he just a token? Would be even accept something like that?

>>83866269
Out for Justice is a great place to start, very accessable to newfags. He later body of work is more challenging on multiple layers

>>83866279
They edited his lines out because he's a mumbling mess these days

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>>83865677
Why did this dumb, untalented, retarded convicted rapist get a second chance in hollywood while others didn't?

>>83866435
>Hollywood

>>83866251
10 years from now he's going to be tossing people around with his mindpower
>Seagal fantasy kino when ?

How much do you think these slanty eyed dog eaters paid the birthday snatcher and iron mike?

>>83866435
No idea, and now he gets to star in movies alongside boxing legends like Tyson

>>83866470
all through out the movie he sits like budda and never moves just wrecking peoples shit up

>>83866484
>iron mike
KFC bucket filled with ears
>birthday snatcher
ripe punani

>>83866530
Fuck off.

>>83866376
>They edited his lines out because he's a mumbling mess these days

Because the rest of the cast speaks proper English in such an intelligible way, right?

>ear snatcher meats birthday snatcher
Yall niggaz getting snatched

>>83865677
>Dis izzo un offair
Fucking chinks lmao

>>83865677
Based chinks using Thinkpads

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83866269
>cinematic universe?
Do you mean visual poetic anthology.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPgafBEqn4

When will manlets learn?

>>83866857
But Mike is a manlet too

>>83866787
He could not see the slap coming because he was faking with his other hand. But even if he were to dodge the first one he would still get struck by the second one. Literally inescapable. Also the slaps hits in such a way that it confuses and stuns the enemy, therefore opening him up for follow up strikes.

This is deep.

>>83866927
did he even hit mike?

>>83865677
HES FUCKING BACK LADS

>>83865677
This is counterfeit in film form

Can't wait to add this to my criterion collection

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>>83865677
>those white monkey "actors"
jesus christ china it takes more than being white to be an actor

>>83865677
It's beautiful. This will be kino incarnate

>>83866269
Just throw one on Netflix, he has like 6 new kinos a year, you can't go wrong

>>83865677
I like the look of the action. Asians know how to do good action, unlike Americans.

>>83866067
No one complained when Ryan Gosling had seventeen lines in the entirety of Only God Forgives. Or when Mads Mikkelsen didn't talk at all in Valhalla Rising.

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>>83865677

Every time I see Seagal he gets fatter.

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>>83865677
>extremely cringey action scenes
>script is only there to bring forth action scenes
>second trailer basically "CHINA NUMBA WAN" propaganda with its flag flying high and never seems to get dirty even in the land of sand
>obviously Steven "I PUSSY OUT TO BAS RUTTEN" Seagal

Also what happened to Mike? He was one of the "baddest" boxer in the world and he stood to such a new low? Worst when he was in that chinky wing chun bullshido crap of a movie.

>>83867551
Yes i'm sure both of these films are comparable to this chinese masterpiece

Seagal AND Tyson kino? Jesus. Must watch.

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>This is the official thumbnail from the official trailer

>>83867735
Lord have mercy on my sides

>>83867643
>Got convicted of rape
>His manager screwed him out of his money
>spent years rebuilding both his reputation and his bank account.
Mike's in a better place now than he was when he got out of prison and seems to have become a better person for it, weirdly enough.

>>83866993
Seagull hit his chakra

>>83865677
holy shit, those fucking chinks

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i'm not ready for this
i don't have nearly enough hard drugs for this

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>>83866530
>>83866567

>>83865677
Top tier cgi work. True chinese craftmanship

>Mike Tyson Net Worth: Mike Tyson is a retired American boxer who was the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. Mike Tyson currently has a net worth of $3 million. During the peak of his career, Mike Tyson earned and squandered an entire $300 million fortune.

JUST even by black standards

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>>83865677
>leave film to me

>>83865677
Holy shit that trailer looks like kino

>>83867492
i won't be surprised if it turns out that they literally paid russian/slavshit whores to "act"

kino, as far as my eyes can see

>one shot with Tyson trying to hit Seagul
>next shot with him hitting wood
POETRY

>>83867735
Absolutely amazing, 10/10 artwork

>>83868469
He's actually happier now worth $3 million (he even paid off his debts with that cash in the bank) from his Vegas show and his movie deals like this.

>>83869051
Slav whores can't pull off an accent to save thier lives. It's probably some Fiverr tier Euro actress

>>83867735
>official artwork
>still looks like it's a pirated Chinese DVD

POTTERY

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>>83869266
>Seagul so fat he can't even open his mouth anymore
>unintelligible Tyson speech
This is the funniest shit.

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>>83865677
>>83866787
>>83867735

>>83865677
This is a new era of Seagal posting

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>>83867735
>>83866787

>>83867735
why is seagul so stoic despite one of the strongest punches in boxing history coming to his face?

At least chinks know how color saturation works.

This is prettier on the eye than any capeshit of the last 5 years

>>83867735
Wont people wonder who those two guys on the poster are after watching the film?

Do you think he's back?

>I'll eat your ass out! I'll make you my bitch!
>............. Well I'm sorry to hear that.

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>>83867735

>>83867551
Yes but those actors use body language and their eyes extensively, whereas Segal relies on his wordplay skills in his craft.

>>83865677
I'm supposed to believe Seagal won't get KTFO by Tyson? Please

It's good that there's someone still making movies for guys though. Everything hollywood puts out is chad centric and aimed for kids and women

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>>83869492
>mfw i read it in seagal's voice

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>>83866435
>untalented

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B83k1GK3rVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czW48BfbVAA

>>83867735
Jesus this is amazing

>>83867492
They're extras, why would they pay for real actors

>>83865677

That is going to be a great film. A supreme masterpiece of cinema.

>>83869051
t. dumb westerncunt

>>83866435
>convicted rapist
Only weak and unable think that rape is something horrible.

>>83869515
>movies for guys
Fat mountain vs brain damaged isn't exactly a thrilling action.

>chinese movie
>the whole movie is in englith becauth mike can't thpeak right

>ser
>are yu here to retree the dh serscoll

>>83866435
The woman who accused him was lying anyway. Mike Tyson's manager had a fucking tax lawyer defend him.

>>83866435
This post raped me, I'm contacting the fbi

Would Mike destroy Seagal in a real fight?

>>83871083
no doubt about that

>>83871217
>no doubt about that
Even now?

>>83871083
No, Akido is one of the deadliest martial arts in the world. If its a real fight, Steven would have flip Mike when he comes in for a straight.

>>83865677

I was honestly impressed at how bad Tyson was in ip man 3, it was amazing

>>83871083
>Would Mike destroy Seagal in a real fight?

You can't beat Seagal. He's not human anymore... he became an idea. And you can't kill ideas.

How could anyone possibly entertain the notion that Steven Seagal could take Mike Tyson in a fight

>>83866269
Above the Law

>>83866341
>>83871380
>not hard to kill

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Segalkino really does make me smile

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FIRE

>>83866993
that's not even Mike, it's clearly a bodydouble
>Mike is so unstable he can't even take a light slap to the cheek

>>83871283
even now, he looks to be in much better than Segal

>>83871367
Is he a Bog?

>>83871929

>Slap Mike
>Get punched so hard that you shit your own nose

Seagal is not a retard.

>>83871283
He could be dying of AIDS and he can still kick Seagal's ass.

Especially now that Seagal's fatter than a seal.

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Iron Mike? I'm CIA/FBI/KGB/Mossad/Yakuza/Mafia

>>83870435
Mike Tyson actually spoke Chinese in a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okPLE_l2Uag

>>83870689
>Mike Tyson's manager had a fucking tax lawyer defend him.


heh.niggers.

>>83872180
the puches through the windows part was unironically kino, as well as the baloon part.

>>83871293
>Aikido
>deadliest martial art

Here we go again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFdhoi3wRII

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Why is he using a IBM Thinkpad and not a Chinese Lenovo?

>>83872575

>The series was designed, developed, and sold by IBM until Lenovo acquired the division and brand in 2005.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThinkPad

>>83872610
They carried the IBM logo until the *60 series but those machines themselves are pretty fucking old

Based China saving movie industry again.

Does anyone even like Seagal?

He is a never was, and I think he is fat and ugly and extremely corny.

I do like and respect Mike Tyson though.

>>83871083
Seagal is widely known as THE most dangerous man on earth. He would lightly tap Mike on the head and he would be sent flying.

>>83872938
>Does anyone even like Seagal?

Hi red.dit

>>83871376
Even Mike isn't brain damaged enough to think he can beat Seagal.

>>83872938
Yeah he's huge in Chechnya like I mean literally he's beloved.

Here's that 'nfinity I 'as tellin' bout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U

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>>83867735

My sides actually hurt right now

>>83871450
Fuck
I completely forgot
Buddies uncle had satellite in the 80's/90's
Segal rocked back then

>>83872110
>Get punched so hard that you shit your own nose
Loud audible kek

Will the steven be able to snatch mike tysons punani?

>>83866269
Out for Justice, Marked for Death, Under Siege
In that order

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How many times do you guys think Seagal will need to change his diapers during filming?
He already shat himself once when sparring with a Chink, let alone in front of Tyson.

LOOKS LIKE KINOS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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Mandatory Steven Seagal article.

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>>83865826
>even Tyson

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Poor Tyson, he deserves better than this.
He's actually a pretty nice guy when he's not biting people's ears off.

>>83867643
It should be obvious he just wants to have fun. If he only did serious things for money he could, but that would be boring. Also this has more money in it.

>>83867735
Fuck yeah Balrog, take Bison's head off!

>>83873617
He's a retired boxer/felon who gets to act in anything he wants and gets paid to do it. Seems like the good life to me

>>83873749
>Fuck yeah Bison, take Vega's head off!

ftfy

>>83873617
Tyson gets to act in B-movies.

Meanwhile, Sugar Ray Leonard is a nonentity.
Sugar Ray Robinson died in poverty.
And Muhammad Ali died a shell of his former self because of all the punches he took to the head.

>>83865677
the movie so cheap that they can´t even afford to film in china

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>>83873814
>ftfy
No you didn't.

>>83872127
First to stop being a security risk gets to stay on my elevator!

>>83866435
Protip: an empty bottle of hair dye makes a great anal dildo.

>>83873617
he needs the money

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>>83873835

Maybe the "biting the ear off" was the best thing that happened to Mike, he avoided getting his head all fucked up because of more punches to the head and now he's acting and stuff.

Look here at one of the greatest Brazillian boxers, some years before this pic he was acting all normal and had a great physique, but suddenly the nigga started suffering from dementia and had to stay 2 years in the hospital.

>>83865677
Ip Man 3 was fun

>>83866269
Force of Execution is amazing, and its not your hokey 90s seagal

>>83865677
This looks amazing. I loved Mike in Ip Man 3 and now that it's not a super shitty movie, they made good use of Steven Seagals grabby shit.

>>83866857
I fucking love that fight. They did a great job of making Mike seem like a tough ass Rhino man.

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>>83865677
>dat perfect blonde

Bades chinks

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>>83874994

Before

>>83874994
Evander Holyfield, you can barely understand nowadays because of all the hits he took from Foreman, Tyson, and Lewis.

He has that gravelly boxer voice that makes him sound 30 years older than he is.

>>83873521
Second time in my life I've now heard the term bragadocious
Funny story

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>>83865677
Holy shit, China is saving cinema

>>83875393
This picture is hilarious and badass at the same time.

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>>83865677
>2:46
>FIRE

The 2008 documentary Tyson is pretty interesting, gets into the mind of Tyson.
Also shows how fucking badass he actually was in the ring.
Worth watching for sure

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>>83867735
my fucking sides

>>83875408
So like Tyson in general?

>>83865677
this looks hilarious. also the blonde chick is hot

>>83875530

>shows how badass he was in the ring
>as if the literal road of unconscious men didn't do this already

Tyson was a more devastating puncher than any man that has ever put on gloves. Only Foreman ever came close to the pure blunt force trauma that could be delivered in a single punch. And even then, Big George could never in his wildest dreams match Mike for speed.

>>83871083
no shit

>>83875799
Eeeh, George Foreman punched harder.

Asked Evander Holyfield.

>>83875799
You simply dont understand the scope of it, unless you are a boxing fan or you were old enough to see him boxing 30+ years ago

I knew he was a "great boxer", but I knew him as mostly a celebrity.

>>83865677

You guys are laughing now, but you realize China is slowly buying entire Hollywood right?

>>83865677
>above the law 2 is happening
What
http://www.steven-seagal.net/xen/index.php?threads/above-the-law-2-in-development.17181/

>>83875906
Better China than the jews.

>>83875906
>getting it out of the jews hands

Maybe we will start getting some interesting or original ideas then

>>83875906
And nothing of value is lost

>>83875856

Holyfield fought Foreman when George had started tacking on weight which when you look at how George swung, would greatly increase his punching power.

Mike was a decade past his prime and had been out of prison less than 2 years when he fought Holyfield.

>>83875906
Instead of blacks we'll get yellows
And they will probably tone down on sjw shit

>>83875939
>implying China aren't the Jews of Asia.

>>83875989
>Mike was a decade past his prime
>somehow George was in his prime when he gained weight

m. tyson fans

>>83876014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEwnMTaXTys

>>83876018
mike was never the same after buster douglas beat him. That was and remains one of the biggest sports upsets of all time

>>83866857
Pure kino
>>83866067
>>83866251

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvGpkqpUeg

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>>83875906

>>83876109
And somehow George somehow was even better after Ali beat him and he retired for 10 years? Or after he was 14 years past his prime when he faced Evander Holyfield?

How come Mike gets a pass yet George is somehow hailed as in his prime with his comeback run?

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>>83865677
>Zhenge's fleet from China reached the shores of Africa hundreds of years ago or a single person as a slave!

What did he mean by this?

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>My telecom is better than your telecom!
>War now!
Well, that escalated quickly.

>>83871083
I know I'd fucking pay to see it.

In fact, if Seagal just started selling shows where he gets BTFO by various former fighters he'd probably make more money than he does with his movies. I sure would pay to see him slap-fight Jackie Chan.

>>83876326
CM Punk tried that out. Didn't work so well with him. UFC doesn't even want to have anything to do with him anymore.

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>>83871083
Seagal would annihilate Mike

>>83876512
He's got his own special forces unit? Wow..

>>83876361
UFC is shit nowadays. Their whole brand was BUILT by sideshow shit like that.
The first 15 or so UFC specials were fucking amazing.

Motherfuckers who had no formal training were getting into the ring with trained fighters, and were fighting multiple matches in a single night.
It was amazing

>>83876512
>that jacket

Where do you even buy something like that? Does he get them made especially by some blind nuns or some shit?

>>83876512
Steven is Big Boss now?

>>83876647
Funny you say that, his outlandish jackets and trench coats he wears are all custom made bullet proof jackets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQM6zLiSn1E

>>83872470
Wait, so are the people watching those old-fucker-against-four-men displays in the belief that it's not a stageplay? It looked like it had judges.

>>83876512
These are our riot police in Serbia.
Seagal was filming a movie here and they were part of it for some reason.

They should all be hanged for the high crime of 1st degree faggotry.

>>83876512

How come his hair is so good.

>>83876855
Hair implants covered by engine grease.

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Sad, China would have loved to throw Kimbo into a ton of movies

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>>83876695
>oh they're bulletproof, that's why they look like ass
>watch clip
>all the other jackets and coats actually like normal clothing
>only Seagal's stuff looks ugly as shit

He totally designed all of them himself, didn't he? No wonder I thought it looked like a shittier version of the stuff he used to wear in his "I'm totally native american" phase.

>>83876889
Is it even hair implants? Always looked like a hairpiece to me. Not even a good hairpiece.

>>83865677
seagalposting is redditpostin

Seagal still waving his hands around

>>83877573
>(you)

>>83873749
Street Fighter with Seagal as M. Bison and Mike Tyson as Balrog when?

>>83876933
at least kimbo as in one of those scorpion king moves

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>>83867735
HA

>>83877811
*was in one of those scorpion king movies

>>83876512
he about to show them the basics of CQC

>>83865869
Severely under-rated post

What the hell, I thought China was 2nd world

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>>83875906
>China is slowly buying entire Hollywood right?

Oi vey! Could it be worse than the Juden?

>>83869420
Tyson is strong hero - powerful, invulnerable and untiring

Segal is fast hero - swift, untouchable, strikes like lightning

Tyson can never hit Segal, and Segal can never drop Tyson. It's like Yin and Yang and why they'll team up in the end.

>>83876109
>mike was never the same after buster douglas beat him.

Buster Douglas won that fight, but it was Mike Tyson that defeated Mike Tyson. His career was pretty much through when Cus D'Amato died and he got involved with the crazy haired nigger. If he would have had somebody capable of keeping him focused, he would have been truly legend.

>>83867735
Is that Punch Out for Dendy?

>>83865677
Is this filmed in the Middle East? It looks like. Top kek it even looks like a shitty hollywood movie.

>>83865677
LOOKS LIKE KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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>>83865677
I'm losing my shit here and all my co-workers are giving me funny looks

China saving cinema

>>83865677
So much is happening here, on so many layers. I'm fucking blown away

>>83865677
Mike really took the "I'm Acting" face the a whole new dimension

*ugh*

heywhakeptchavick

ustilsorabuddafiddybux?

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>>83876512
*Activates Stand

>>83865859
He fought Georges St. Pierre.

>>83865677
Fuck please tell me they're using a stunt double for the fight scenes otherwise Tyson is a fucking dead man!

>>83866435
I genuinely thought you meant Seagal till I read the others joking about it.

>>83866787
He'll need to get his tattoo redone after that

no seagal webms?
i'm dissapointed

>>83869547

>No "ill fuck you till you love me faggot"

shit pic

>>83866993
Yeah and next full moon his head will explode

>>83867643
Would you take one full force, bare knuckle punch to the face from Tyson back in the day after you've been calling his mother a whore for five minutes for ten grand?

>>83869420
He knows he still has time to easily dodge it and he might even decide to let it land because punches just make him stronger.

how come seagal couldnt be bothered to lose any weight for the movie? lmao
Also, how the fuck does he keep getting funding for all those B movies he's released in the last 5 years?

>>83866067
No, Seagal's fat voice is just so stoic and quiet that you can barely hear it. There's a "yuhgottalottanerrv" at 0:35

>>83870379
shoo shoo nu-male, back to defending m'lady on facebook and making star wars reaction trailers

>>83869449
Underrated 5/7

>>83867735
POSTERKINO

Everything is a kino in this movie.

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>>83875906
Is anutha Shoah!!

>yfw this becomes the highest grossing movie of all times in Asia

>>83865677
Man all those cheap hollywood cam tricks really killed it for me

I mean, I'm not even mad they got some washed out hollywood "stars" for them movies, but at least get the damn action scenes right.

Can't they hire those wuxia choreograph to direct the damn fight scenes for them? If there's anything them chink movies did right, it's the fight scenes. Why do they have to resort to shits like excessive fight scene edits and shaky cameras?

Hell Mike did alright in Ip man movie

>>83885079
Pretty sure that would kill me. 10gs isn't enough.

>>83879179
they're preparing to deploy 5G in most big cities right now and had full 4G coverage in the big cities a year before the west, dunno what you nigger are on about.

>>83867735
I wish my country was this poor ;_;

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Seagal just cant get a break, can he

>>83889623
birthday comes for everyone

>>83876512
Thank you, Boss!