>it's a Paulie accidentally stumbles on /x/ and thinks

>Tony I swear to god

>They got this vending machine that spits out different kinds of food based on what kind of money you put in, so you put in chinese money you get chinese food.

>>83859642
You put in ancient roman coins and you get a pound of gabagoooooooooo

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>it's a Paulie gets lost in the woods and stumbles into the Black Lodge episode

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>jimmy two-times predicted all of this

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>>83859944

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>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

>>83859944
word to the wise... that gabagool you like is going to come back in style

>>83861640
Why did I read this, it was nice though

>>83861640
Pasta or not, quite delicious.

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>>83861640
very nice

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>I'm tellin' ya Ton' it's real! This goatman lives in the woods, ya smell coppah and blood we he's near. I think I saw him too, back when I want out in those woods...

>ah fuck you Paulie, you're like my son, clacking on the computer tablets reading weird fake shit.

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>>83861640
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
I always crack up reading this line

Is there any show even remotely as comfy as this? I mean, it made me want to go to New Jersey for fucks sake.