>laugh forcefully anytime someone mentions or references ANYTHING

My manager called me big guy and I said I was only proportionally big. We shared a laugh

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>>83856134

>not saying 'for you'

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>>83855456
>lol everytime I see "kebab" on a menu
>say "for you" to any reference of anything being large or big
>say "wew lad" out loud in context appropriate situations

>boss calls me a big guy
>say "for you" while grinning
>takes offense, thinks I'm calling him short
>get fired the next day
thanks alot /tv/

>>83856241
Thanks for giving me a dank new meme bro

>>83856293
You didnt feel in charge dumbass. Your boss was able to gain the highground because your a beta

>>83856241
I have caught myself saying "for you" a few times in those situations and have been genuinely surprised at how many normies understand the reference.

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>be at mens retreat with my church
>bunch of dad's sitting around talking about how their kids love the prequels as much as the old star wars
>jump in and make some jokes everyone understands
>"hey, did you guys know they made an official name for the emperor? his first name is Sheev, I'm not kidding"
>eventually devolve into explaining the entire high ground theory in detail for about 10 minutes straight
>by the end nobody is laughing

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>>83856241
>out drinking
>go grab a late night kebab
>REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk.
https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac

The next morning I wanted to jump of the fucking roof

>>83856427
Normies can't into lore, don't even bother famiglia

>>83855456
>walking around store
>soft rock playing
>catch myself humming
>what song is this?
>suddenly the chorus
>laugh uncontrollably
>people just stare
https://youtu.be/20K6Tq3Q3W0

fuck you /tv/

>>83856628
>throw in my Fleetwood Mac greatest hits CD
>laugh so hard I stop breathing anytime either of these two songs come on

first words only, imagining a funeralesque slideshow of key shots from the plane scene
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTi19MPOvDw

>the entire fucking thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8

>>83856159
That's what he said idiot

>>83856241
>say "wew lad" out loud in context appropriate situations
Fucking this. Never been called out on it so I assume it just sounds like a normal saying.

>>83857537
My brother says it and I cringe every time but I'm too reserved to tell him to stop.

>>83856427
Are you me?

>>83857537
I would but I have trouble pronouncing wew

>>83859233
like woo (with a hit of the w at the end if you want to exaggerate)
woo(w) lad
i guess you could also do
weu(w) or a slight variation like wuu(w) depending the circumstances

>>83859604
>woo(w) lad
exactly this

>>83856427
>>83857648
>be at mens retreat with my church
do you guys tell everyone about all the BLACKED shit, cunny threads, and images of dead bodies you see on /tv/?

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>>83859968
No, but I try to fit in but I fail everytime and spaghetti everywhere.

>>83855456
>have to constantly stop myself from calling people niggerfaggots irl

I'm in an intro to logic course right now and the symbol for an implication is literally ">". When I first saw >implication on the board, I lost my shit. Fuck you guys.