>Bunch of noisy teens laughing and shouting ruin the

>Not exclusively seeing movies at 9AM on a sunday

tell them to shut the fuck up in a very loud and commanding voice
if they're the 1:1000 kid that actually has balls and isn't intimidated, just go tell the manager and they'll kick them out.

>drunk guy throws up a gallon of wine in the theater

>some farmer brings his clucking chickens into the theater

Every time!

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>>83854736
Settle down, pops.

How do I get past the cinema drug test?