Any good documentaries on Big Foot? >in b4 "b-but Sasquatch

>>83850507
The battle for Endor, I think.

I saw Kirby in my toast the other day.

>>83850507
https://youtu.be/VH7WFIFu0yA?list=UUZ30YNIcUWuSz8eVJZtLEjw

I actually did see bigfoot and reported it. feel free to ask me anything

Bigfoot is flat.

>>83850507
Harry and the Hendersons. It's a documentary filmed in real time.

>>83852234
How do you know it wasn't swamp gas and why was it swamp gas?

>>83853451
Actually Venus wasn't even in my hemisphere at the time so FUCK YOU.

Remember when bait used to be subtle?

>>83850507
I actually wrote a research paper about bigfoot a few months ago. There are way more sightings than 400, try around 1800-2200, and that's only counting the ones that aren't obvious hoaxes. Still don't believe he's real though.

>>83850507
>explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America

americans are dumb

>>83853528
Says the retard we voted for Brexit. Hahahaha Enjoy your £17 loaf of bread, faggot.

>>83853478
In that case it was probably just a weather balloon.

You should call your nearest Meteorological Cente and warn them of their malfunctioning equipment.

>>83853603
Please practice your English

>>83853627
Creo k no, puta.

>>83850507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0x2pwAUr5A

>>83853603
>voted Trump
>insults others about their political choices
Not that anon, but we had 2 options: stay in the EU and continuosly get fucked, or, brexit.

Brexit was the only way to save the country.

>>83850507
Watch Willow Creek.

>>83850507

Love the fact that now that every goober on the planet has a pretty high resolution digital camera on their person all the time that UFO and Bigfoot sighting are steadily declining.

>>83853846
>implying anyone would believe it wasn't a shop/CGI
Unless it's Headline News with several corroborating angles from different phones, then I'm calling bullshit.

>>83853846
>what is youtube?

> Not watching 5 seasons of Mountain Monster for the perfect Sasquatch kino.
Nowhere else are you gonna find a show where hunters have to assemble an ancient native axe while fighting Big Foot and his 7 Big Foot minions (called the Thunder Brothers) before they take over the world.
It's amazing.

>>83854051
Forgot the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdM0Wfo34s&t=422s

>>83853846
truth. its all about the ancient aliens now lol.

>>83853775
yeah and we had vote piece of shit 1 or piece of shit 2

>>83854127
See, we both got fucked.

Nobody wanted Brexit, but the alternative was having some Euro dudes dictate OUR way of life. Fuck that. Keep your Syrian refugees, we're good thanks.

>>83854127
>>83854231
Shills, please. Go back to your cuck shed.

Anybody like those Messin' with Sasquatch commercials from Jack Link's?

>>83850507

There aren't a ton of good documentaries on bigfoot but there are a enough bigfoot sighting videos on youtube to keep you busy for a long time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_khU0ngX0E

>era of smart phones
>big foot sightings drop to near zero
Huh
Makes you think

>>83854442
>drop to near zero
There are about three reported sightings per day, and that's only on the BFRO website.

>>83854524
Then how come none of them have photos?
Everyone has smart phones now.
Not one over the apparent 1000 sightings a year?

i saw bigfoot 3 million different times today but have no photo.
prove me wrong.

>>83854524
Not an argument. Back to /x/.

I'm Bigfoot, AMA

>>83854747
You're a big foot

>>83854427

That's creepy.

>>83854769

pour vous

>>83854831
>5 frames of 20 pixels
>creepy
Why does it cut right there?
Why does it have shittier quality than the Patterson video?

It's just a clip from a regular video of some guys hunting that was taken out of context. If really looked like Bigfoot the entire time, they wouldn't crop it so tightly

Bigfoot is real, I fucked him like a bitch

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>>83854564
Try taking a quick clear photo of some thing in the forest 50 yards away.
The real damning evidence is lack of Bigfoot corpses.

Regardless, Finding BigFoot is comfy

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>>83850507
>no one but me is smart enough to use access to information requests to get all police reports of bigfoot

lol jk, there are other people who thought of it. Can you imagine someone being so presumptuous? It was a good read anyway, even if it was mostly pranking kids in costumes.

>>83855074
>Try taking a quick clear photo of some thing in the forest 50 yards away.
It's hard but not impossible

How many photos are there are running deer?

i was driving through a national forest on saturday and the highway was adopted by the North American Wood Ape Conservancy, what a timely thread

>>83853442
A+

>>83854954
>>83855143


bigfoot pls go

I really love the bigfoot lore and mystery, but I do wish there was more substantial evidence instead of only sightings.

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This is the only true Bigfoot kino

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Bigfoot kino.

>yfw they find him

We can find a near extinct species of frog the size of a quarter deep in the heart of a rainforest but we can't find bigfoot.

What kind of stealth technology did the aliens give them?

>>83855307
To be fair, we're still finding new species all the time; just because Bigfoot hasn't been found doesn't necessarily rule it out of existing.

However, it being such a large primate AND nothing substantial being found is a bit interesting.

>>83855348
>To be fair, we're still finding new species all the time; just because Bigfoot hasn't been found doesn't necessarily rule it out of existing.
It pretty much does
The last time we found a new large mammal was sometime over a hundred years ago
And even then that's with the locals going "Oh yeah that thing. Yeah we see it all the time."

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>83855252
>tfw you thought this was real all the way up until they're surrounded by bigfoots getting rocks thrown at them.

>>83855307
They're an interdimentional being. That's why there are no bodies. They aren't here.

Remember that time Bigfoot kidnapped the beastie boys for a couple of years?

>>83853846
When I'm deep inawoods I don't have my phone turned on and it's deep I'm my pack in a water proof pelican case. Not saying I believe but if I spotted one I wouldn't start frantically digging in my bag for my phone. I'm going to grab my 10mm and hope it goes on it's hairy faggot way.

>>83855427
>The last time we found a new large mammal was sometime over a hundred years ago
Tursiops Australis is a type of dolphin found 4 years ago. Large mammals.
We know there are kinds of whale out there that we haven't found.

Bigfoot is a manifestation of our collective subconscious the same as UFOs.

>>83855578
But that wasn't a "new" species that was a reclassification of old data

Like, that type of dolphin had been spotted hundreds of times. It's just that under very close scrutiny, it's penis is 0.5'' shorter than another type of dolphin. Now a biologist gets to announce he discovered a new species.

I'm talking about a NEW species. One where there has never been a specimen. Just like with BigFoot. No prior specimens at all.

>>83855632
thats just what they want you to think dumbass.

>>83855642
>It's just that under very close scrutiny, it's penis is 0.5'' shorter than another type of dolphin. Now a biologist gets to announce he discovered a new species.
>black people are considered the same species as white people

What did (((they))) mean by this?

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I've never believed in bigfoot, but i've always found it pretty creepy that in the age of cellphones and gps and computers and all our modern shit, people still regularly vanish into the woods without a trace.
I know they've probably just died of exposure, or been eaten by bears, or fell down a crag or something, but still.. fuck the woods.

>>83855745
>he bought into the bbc meme

>>83855642
>No prior specimens at all.
What is giganthropithicus

>>83856264
An ape that could not walk upright and likely ate exclusively plants

You're not going to see it running around spooping crazy hunters

>>83850507
In Search Of... Sasquatch.

That was a kick-ass "In Search Of"

With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams.

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>>83850507
Not a documentary

But the Missing 411 cases are absolutely terrifying and literally the only remotely paranormal thing I genuinely believe

People vanishing Into thin air across national parks, mostly old, children or disabled, and strangely of Germanic descent

No trace is left whatsoever and people have had family members go missing right in front of their eyes, only to have their bodies found several miles away later on

There's a ton of interesting interviews and discussions online with David Paulides who started the research.

>>83856761
That's just Robin Williams on a coke bender

Any horror movies other than Willow Creek?

>>83856891
There are a bunch from SciFi I'm sure

>>83856939
Sorry, should've said good.

>>83856990
>Willow Creek
>good

>>83850507
>Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.
Bears

>>83857022
Didn't say it was good, nigga. Just didn't want it recommended the moment I asked.

It was okay.

>>83850507
In Search of Sasquatch. That was a kickass "In Search of." With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams.

>>83855552
>10mm

so what kind of faggot are you?

I honestly think the Patterson footage is either the greatest fake ever(given his back story) or the only legitimate footage of a Sasquatch

>>83857299
One that wants to put down a black bear if need be. What kind of faggot are you?