>You are the president of the united states >You've

Call Putin.

Tell him either he nukes it or we do.

Deal with the ramifications.

>>83849837
What if Vlad is the Thing?

Hiring the entire board of /tv/ to discuss indefinitely is Childs was a The Thing or not

>>83849819
Take shelter in a giant boat that the rich are building in China

>>83849922
>the thing assimilates a squid

>You get tentacle raped off the coast of nippon

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>>83849819
>Mandate a no fly zone in/out of Russia for all commercial flights.
>Place all ICBM weapon systems on high alert.
>Coordinate contingency plans with foreign governments, Russia included.
>Develop portable blood testing kits and distribute them across the country/world.
>Segregate US into five independent regions upheld with strict martial law in case of outbreak.
>Pray to our Lord and savior Kurt Russel

>>83849819
Earth is 200% FUCKED.

No, seriously, that thing is literally unstoppable against all organic life that exists.

Only robots and synthetic non organics and nanomachines can truly stand a chance against it.

>>83849819

Nuke Israel.

>>83849819
Assemble several task team miles away from the contact sights. BOTH of them from the Carpenter movie and the prequel.

>>83849819

>Nod during the briefing

>Assimilate my cabinet soon afterwards.

>>83850034
Wouldn't work, senpai. Anything short of immediately launching hundreds of nukes to kill all life in a large area around the outbreak is doomed to fail. If the Thing would manage to assimilate a bird and get out of there, humanity would be completely fucked.

>>83849819
>enter presidential bunker with presidential harem
>begin life anew underground while Thing scourges all organic life off Earth and moves on to other planets to conquer

>>83849819
Carpet bomb a 100-miles radius of the outbreak, drop poison gas to kill any birds or wild animals that might be trying to escape. Order anyone in the area to be shot on sight.

>>83849819
Nuke fucking everything.

>>83849819
Continue fucking my daughter

>>83849819
Assemble the avengers? (Some assembly required)

Just let some radiation in any some form of way.
That will kill the thing.

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You stupid fuckers. But what if it already asimilated a single bird? Or a fucking ant? Or a cockroach? Or a fucking leaf of a plant that you wont even notice or wont be able to sscorch down because the wind will blow and take it away to fucking china?

We re fucked. The moment it leaves the wasteland of the station where Kurt Russel was we would be fucked. And siberia? There is so much taiga to assimilate you wont be able to stop it in any fucking way.

I would be scared.
I would be as scared as the first time i saw the pic rel scene.

And the fuck, lets try talk to putin and nuke it, lets try.

But even if we try, how do we plan a contingency?
Build a wall around USA? It wont work, it cant work.

nothing can stop the thing

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>>83854430
I mean this gif, sorry

>>83849819
Halt all air travel coming in or out of the United States and napalm all of Siberia. Leave no square inch uncovered in flames.

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>take plane out of europe
>your seat is next to this

wat do

>>83849819
My willpower is so strong I'd take control when it absorbed me

>>83854430
>>83854481
Just kill yourself.

>>83854585
The moment it takes over you'd realize how futile it is to resist because the mere concept of identity is a sham that means nothing to a polymorphic organism

>>83849819
napalm will do the trick

Capture it
Seal our borders
Let it loose in Africa and the Middle East

>>83854566
I dunno.
Die, I guess.

Shitpost on 4chan of course

tell my ex she should get checked for herpes

>>83850925
The only correct answer

>>83849863
ZOZZLE

>>83854993
That's definitely what Trump would do

>>83849922
It wouldn't fucking matter, the thing would be able to create a literal ocean of biomass to get you. You'd never be able to escape.

>>83849819
Fuck the ozone layer as much as it's possible

>If we aren't going to have this planet, neither will you

>>83849837
>How to achieve total annihilation in one easy step

>>83850034
>Mandate a no fly zone in/out of Russia
>Only Russia
You already fucked it up

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Weaponize it of course.

>>83857968
That was the plot of the video game. It was a retarded idea to begin with and it resulted in the infection and subsequent death of every living person on the continent of Antarctica.

>>83858315
>subsequent death of every living person on the continent of Antarctica
Nothing of value was lost.

>>83849819
Make this exact post.
Is that you, Donald?

>>83849819
call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

>>83849819

is it winter?

>>83849819
Build a wall around it