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I'm going to watch all Transformers movie series (1-4) and

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I'm going to watch all Transformers movie series (1-4) and then go to an IMAX theater to watch "The Last Knight".
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no dont
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>>83843151
don't. i watched the first three many years back because i thought i was missing out. they're horrible.
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I'm gonna have fun
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I'm hyped for this new movie.
I've enjoyed all the others.
NO SHAME HERE
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>>83843151
Watch them at the same time
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>>83843151
I watched the first one unironically, it was pretty decent. Definitely not as bad as everyone states. Also prime Fox. Jerked off to her multiple times.

The second one onwards ranged from average to downright horrible.

>>83843259
It won't make a difference since Bay reuses footage
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>>83843259
This.
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>>83843227
this. I hate when people call transformers movies bad. what the fuck do they expect from a 2 hour toy commercial of robots beating the shit out of each other?

Also fuck the people that say "I get nauseous from the moving parts". bunch of cucks.
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In the age of people unironically eating up Marvelshit, can anyone be blamed for watching Transformers? it's an era of plebs calling other plebs.

Atleast Bay still dares to put pretty girls in his films, something most blockbusters refuse to do for fear of critic backlash.
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>>83843456
> it's an era of plebs calling other plebs

I never thought of it this way but it is so true. As annoying as capeshit is, they can have their fun and we can have our
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I cringe a bit

When do the robots start fighting?
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What's his name again?
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>>83843372
my only true issue is with revenge of the fallen. That one was insultingly terrible and I regret ever paying to see it in theaters
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>>83843372
The worst part is when they say they can't tell who is fighting who. If you have any knowledge of Transformers whatsoever it's pretty damn easy to tell which bot is which, even with the Bayformers aesthetic.
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>>83844726
>big scramble of metallic CGI shit rumbling around on a giant ass screen
>can tell who is fighting who
I must just not have the required autism.
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>>83843151
4 movies? that's it? I could have sworn there was at least 6 by now
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>>83843151
OK.
Anything else you want to share with us?
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>>83844882
They're all the same thing and blend into each other, I don't blame you it's hard to keep track.
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>>83843151

Just watch the 4th one if you intend to prepare for the new one. Characters and plot points from the first three are interchangeable.
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>>83845207
First one is the comfiest though. You can skip 2-3 if you are short on time.
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>>83843151
Stop watching flicks.
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>>83843151
Nice blog, no one gives a shit.
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>>83845230
>Varg "WE WUZ" Vikernes
Sure
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I watched 1 when I was a teenager, thought it was pretty good, so I saw 2 in theaters and it was ass. Like, insultingly bad. So I havent bothered woth 3 or 4, but the Last Knight trailer intrigues me. Are 3 and 4 worth it? What would I be in for?
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>>83843151
im gonna spend all next saturday jacking off
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>>83845331
Honestly, if you liked the first one, you might as well watch 3 and 4 aswell. They don't differ that much.
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>>83845291
>hating based Varg
Maybe reddit is more of your thing
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>>83843372
>a 2 hour toy commercial of robots beating the shit out of each other?

But that's not true

It's two hours of terrible humor and thirty minutes of robots beating the shit out of each other
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>>83845331
Three is the second best. First half is slow but the second half is pure action kino.
The Fourth is watchable but has issues. Kind of bloated but the Transformers get more screentime. Gets more hate than it should though
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>>83845331
i thought 3 was worse than 2 but i seem to be in the minority on that.
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Dont do that, you'll be burnt out on Transformers bullshit after the first 2
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>>83845331
3 is forgettable as fuck, 4 has new characters and dino robots, so that's kinda fun I guess.

Both are still ridiculous and don't make much sense, but they at least adhere to some form of logic, unlike 2.
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>>83845381
>"based" Varg
>edgy retarded pagan who makes nonsensical WE WUZ videos and burns down churches and goes to the slammer like a common nigger
lel, nice idol you got there. Even atheists are less cringy.
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Just watch the one with Optimius dying, Megatron becoming Leonard Nimoy, and Orson Welles eating planets you faggot.
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A guy was leaking stuff on here the other day and it sounded pretty legit from what we've seen so far. He said The Last Knight is better than the first movie
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>>83845409
How was 3 worse than 2
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>>83845546
Tommorow is the first premiere in China.
I want to see if the writers room did a good job.
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>>83845503
Is that the one were they are dancing?
It was ok.
TF1 and TF3 are good
TF2 is the worst of the worst
TF4 is ok.Lockdown saved the movie with Marky Mark,Prime and the new autobot teamI love them).
Also,it's funny,I talked with some ppeople who want to see the movie and they said that they want to see it because it has Hopkins and Marky Mark.
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>>83843151
Watch all 4 at once at 2x speed to save time
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>>83843372
Fun truly is a buzzword used only to defend shitty flicks
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>>83843151
just binge 10 minutes of each in a snake draft order
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>>83843151
>I'm going to watch all Transformers movie series (1-4)
Honestly you could save time and braincells by watching the old transformers animated movie, maybe the first bayformers, and then smashing yourself in the face with a computer monitor with babbys first CG render on the screen for two hours.
Seriously, the first transformers is the only one thats watchable. Maybe some of 3 where they attack chicago (if you're really into disaster porn) but everything else is nauseating garbage.
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>>83844726
>If you have any knowledge of Transformers whatsoever it's pretty damn easy to tell which bot is which,
I grew up on the original series 1 transformers in the 80's. I had all the toys, optimus prime is still the greatest christmas gift I ever got, and I have no idea what is happening in any shitty action scene in these movies. Its like a computer threw up on screen after eating tinsel and acrylic paint.
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>>83843372
>Also fuck the people that say "I get nauseous from the moving parts". bunch of cucks.
The action sequences of the first one are legitimately sickness-inducing. I always get headaches from watching these films. You need to be an high functioning autismo to keep up.
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>>83844677
They are all terrible.
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>>83847798
Are you autist anon?

>>83847656
>Save braincells
Better,go and read the books based on the movies(no kidding,there are books!).
Also,The animated movie is good for 80s standards but now,it's just cringy. Watch the first one. Or no,Bay said that there is no need the watch all the movie to understand the new story,
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>>83848137
You all are just a bunch of fucking autists.
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>>83845434
The dino bots are in the last three minutes.
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>>83848264
How you triggered faggot? I was explaining how the action is so expectionally cluttered and overwhelming, that I ( along with others) felt sick. You realize that there is so much your eyes can process and visual limitation is a thing that directors consider when looking at frame rate, visual tempo and resolution, right?
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OP here, I just watched 1

It was okay, except for the annoying faggot protagonist of course

Also, CGI is way batter than in all MCU flicks (even though T1 is from 2007)
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There were not 4 Transformers movies.
There was only one Transformers movie
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>>83848487
Transformers 1 CGI was from a time before chink CGI sweatshops became common. Also MCU is directed by TV people hired for cheap.
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>>83848518
I couldn't even finish watching the last one, but this, I can keep watching over and over again
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>These geewunners in this thread pretending G1 is in any way better than Bayformers

Top kek
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Transformers 1 9/10 robokino
Transformers 2 4/10 robokino
Transformers 3 5/10 robokino
Transformers 4 5/10 robokino
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This AOE scene made me tear the fuck up in the theater:

>You just wanna die for the guy. That's leadership or brainwashing or something.
>No; that's Optimus Prime.

Mother fucking perfect.
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>>83849678
Optimus kills Drift in TLK
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>>83849716
bullshit
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>>83849716
source
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>>83849856
The guy who was leaking stuff on here said he did. And a lot of what he did say has been confirmed to be true through trailers and what not
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>>83849928
this in the archive?
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Was Revenge of the Fallen supposed to be a comedy?
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i was like 14 when these first came out so to me theyre kino af ((also megan fox was a sex)
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>>83843151
One was pure kino. This is a fact all you contrarians should agree with.
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>>83849952
In /toy/
>>6360432
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>>83849952
I can tell you what you want to know
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>>83850199
>>83849716
Not buying any of this. All seems based off speculation. The guy is clearly claiming Drift dies b/c we haven't seen him in any trailers. Hound's death is because of Hot Rod? Yeah, no. All based on that one clip with Megs slashing Hound with HR in the background.
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>>83850285
Bee get his voice back?
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>>83843151
These movies stink but at least they're better than the godawful cartoons. I mean, I liked the Transformers as a kid. I had Transformers toys and the 1986 Transformers movie on VHS. However, I can't see how an adult could seriously say that the source material is great and that these films are somehow a crime by not being high brow.
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>>83850334
Bumblebee does speak again, he has a different voice from the first movie
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>>83848518
>tfw they were making this and the GIJoe movie at the same time
>GIJoe movie kills duke
>They tell the transformers team to kill prime
>GIJoe gets held up in production
>Transformers releases first
>Optimus gets killed and traumatizes half a generation
>Ohshit.jpg
>Add a few line of dialogue to the GIJoe movie before it releases at the end sayink duke is all better.
>He recovered from poisonous snakespear in the heart
Its always made me kek.
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Whatever happened to LaBeef in these movies? I think I only saw the first two.
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>>83850432
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>>83850984
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>>83850644
Gi-Joe and Transformers are gonna have a crossover sometime in the future
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>>83843456

I had such a huge erection during this scene. Just imagine Megan bending over the car like this while you come up behind her slowly raising her skirt so that you can slip your cock past her pink thong into her slightly sweaty wet pussy lips. You then start pounding her from behind and slowly raise a hand around her waste, feeling her smooth skin until you come up under her shirt to her bra. You slip your fingers underneath and grasp the breast while she moans from you continuing to fuck her. Slowly you feel the rise of your orgasm until you blow 6 shots of cum into her womb.
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>>83843151
You might enjoy the first one a little. The second one will cause aneurysms at which point you might either die or survive but never continue to the third.
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>>83845546

What were some of the leaks?
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>>83843151
Good for you bud, Bay makes pure kino.
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>>83843151
There are less painful ways to kys anon.
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>>83850285

Does Optimus or Megs die?
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