Jennifer Lawrence Unharmed After Private Plane Makes Emergency

Damnit

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>>83842294
You had one job Bane

She was expected in the wreckage, activate plan B

>>83842294
Maybe this will be a Come to Jesus moment and she'll actually be a nice person again.

>>83842385
this
Hedonism was a mistake

>>83842294
sounds more entertaining than her last 5 movies combined

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>>83842294
Bitch be looking like a cat.

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>>83842294
>>83842312
Pretty relieved desu
Imagine if she died in a plane crash, and we'd have to hear contrived lametatious praise from her handlers about what a great actress she was and that it's a tragedy we won't see what a wonderful actress she was becoming

Maybe it's for the best if she just quietly fades into irrelevance

There's gonna be some deep inspirational thoughts about her near death experience and how valuable and fragile human life is #refugeeswelcome

>>83842669
unless youre flying a fighter jet or are halfway across the ocean engine failures arent that big a deal

not even death can tame the jlaw.

yuuuuuusssssss slaaaaay gurrrl slayyyy

>>83842294
>Double Engine Failure
damn, close call

>>83842385
Has she changed as a person? I don't really pay attention but people used to be obsessed with her and now I don't notice it as much. Did she used to be nice but turned into a jerk? Don't don't don't don't Don't isn't isn't weren't aren't aren't aren't won't won't won't won't it's it's it's she's she's she's he's he's he's he's can't can't Can't shouldn't shouldn't Shouldn't couldn't Couldn't Wasn't wasn't wasn't wasn't wasn't wouldn't Wouldn't wouldn't can't won't Ain't ain't ain't would've would've Would've She's He's Weren't Aren't Won't

>>83842294
>Unharmed
Boo

"They" want her gone. How can BOTH engines fail? Like JFK Jr's "crash".

>>83842294
>Unharmed
shame

>>83842525

This. It would be nauseating.