/tpg/ Twin Peaks General - Goodbye Lorraine Edition

I missed most of the discussion but last night, particularly the first half, was excellent. Some intstant classic Lynch moments. Should have ended w/ Diane.

>>83840785

Dougie looking straight out of American Hustle in that photo.

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reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

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>>83840785

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Wtf, I hate Lynch now.

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>>83840785

FUCK

GENE

KELLY

YOU

MOTHERFUCKER

>>83840785
he actually does look fat af in that picture
did they shoop his face onto a fat guy?

the dougie stuff was cool for a few episodes, its old now. How much longer will it go on

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I didn't expect Diane to look like this.

>>83840845

Oh my fucking god

Can't believe how dead this general is already. I bet it won't get 20 posts before being bumped off the board

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who /tard/ here?

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WATCH OUT DOUGIE, HE'S COMING FOR YOU NEXT

>>83840867

ATOMIC DERN

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>>83840852
How about 12 more episodes
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>83840842
https://thebaffler.com/bread-and-circuses/it-is-happening-again-orr

>>83840880

Reaction image goldmine. I hope we get a lot more scenes of this idiot.

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>>83840785
Who the fuck eats a sandwich at midnight? And why did it crunch like that? Also Lynch used the same take twice. What did Lynch mean by this?

>>83840880
What is is this hairstyle called?

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>>83840911

>>83840911

Janey-E uses fresh lettuce that she grows herself in her many, many sandwiches she keeps on hand for her family. She's a tough mommy.

>>83840831
You really need to get laid.

>>83840911
I'm pretty sure she started to eat the other half of the sandwich, this could have also been intentional

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>>83840911

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>>83840909
CAM AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN

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Read my book.

>>83840922
The wavy curly douche.

>>83840952

>WE ARE THE 99%

>FUCK DRUMPF

What did Mark Frost mean by this?

>>83840785
I like how he subconsciously doesn't want to stab her face. Hes a good guy.

The fact that all Dougie's shit has been sorted (debts paid/job saved) tells me that his arc is probably gonna come to an end soon.

>>83840957
hack. i wanted a complete lynch nightmare. instead frost is still there trying to impart his influence. what a faggot. i wanted 18 hours of inland empire

>>83840922
a kid haircut

>>83840978

Jade give two scoops.

>>83840986
:|

>>83840842
>av club
remember when one of their writers got her leg broke by nogs & she didn't learn a thing?
http://www.avclub.com/philadelphia/articles/flash-mob-fallout-a-multipleperspective-account-of,58379/

>>83840983

There is also the small matter of a screwdriver wielding midget assassin coming to murder him very soon

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>>83840885
https://my.mixtape.moe/huippn.mp4

>>83840986
Lynch is a cuck who can't simply say fuck off to him lmao

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I feel bad for laughing at this scene but the midget running was so gosh darn funny

>>83840896
will somebody finally put the text above the finger?

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>FUCK WOMEN

>MUH FREE SPEECH ALLOWS ME TO BE A CUNT

What did Mark Frost mean by *this* ?

>>83841020
It's an icepick you fucking normie

>>83840842
contemporary criticism is a cesspool of tokenistic petulant outrage written by vastly under-qualified writers, both in term of their knowledge of film and their writing ability. Based Armond is more correct than ever when it comes the the minimum credentials for a critic

Fuck lynch what lazy fucking film making i cant believe you chucklefucks gobble this shit up weeks after weeks like it's you gramonboba life source or whatever the fuck

Season 1 was nothing like this it was cool and mysterious, theres no subtleness, now it hits you in your face like that scene with the midget like wtf lynch lol you stupid fuck we get it you hate micheal j anderson because he knows you raped your daughter and now so do I, so well done you HACK

>>83841076
>every bad character/scene is Mark Frost
fucking lynchfags

>>83840986
Twin Peaks needs Frost to work.

Cuz, ya know, it ain't Inland Empire

>>83841098

Kid.

Did anyone else catched the shot when Sonny Jim looks back down at his book and it's reversed footage? It's happening again. It can't be unintentional.

Richard Horne is the best new character. He's just another better funnier Bobby

>>83841108

there was an implication that the woman was saying free speech is a problem because it allows mean nasty bigots like Chad to exist

>>83840842
Good

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>>83840955
my son

>>83841137
that's not what she was saying at all

>>83841071
>i feel bad

That scene was pure black comedy, don't feel bad

There is one scene in Mulholland Drive that is like that too

>>83840911
if you haven't eaten all day, eating a sandwich late at night isn't too odd anon.

>>83840952
January Jones wife is best wife.

>>83840842
This is sort of correct though, they had an excuse in the old series but this time it takes place in the US in 2015 so at least 40% of the characters should be non-white to match reality.

I just want Lynch to make a horror movie is that too much to ask?

>>83841111
quad confirm Lynch needs *someone else* to make a coherent narrative

>>83840880
The True Detective

>>83840885
with a broken weapon.

The kid getting hit by the car made me feel sick. Come on Lynch, you cut away from three car thieves getting blown the fuck up but show a kid getting wiped off camera by a car? I'm fairly desensitized due to 4chan but nobody wants to see that shit. Well maybe /d/ does.

>>83841152
kek

>>83840885
>>83840839
>Lynch browses 4chin

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>>83840911
>119 119 119 119 119 119
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>>83841170

That's not what I said.

I said Lynch needs Frost to make Twin Peaks work.

Surreal doesn't fucking mean incoherent.

Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, etc etc etc all work on their own.

>>83840978
Are you retarded?

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>>83841222
REKT THREAD NOW?
REKT THREAD NOW

>>83841163
woah...so this is the power...of...quality...b8!

>>83841098
His head was made to knock people the fuck out with it.

>>83841222
reddit

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>>83841222
>you
he was never actually hit by the car. he was absorbed into the electrical wires

>>83841137
Holy shit you need a psychiatrist

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>>83841222
>fuck you numale KEK!

>>83841050
Should have been original HM instead of HM2. He's using a melee weapon and nobody shot him from a mile away through six panes of glass.

>>83841248

A true beauty.

>Richard introduced last episode
>the fat guy next to Harry Dean Stanton mentions Linda getting a new wheelchair
>"Richard and Linda... Two birds with one stone"

Shit's happening bois.

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>>83841222
Hey!

>>83841248
>>83841302
my top waifu

>>83841308
>*blocks your path*

Is this show post-post-irony?

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ΥΟU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>83841257
YOU MONSTER

>>83841248
That was repeated footage right?

HEY COME ON I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THE WAY

>>83841303
I hope we see more of the giant going forward

>>83840957
your book is shit Mark.

why did the little guy stab that woman again?

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It was the muslims fault

>>83840843
I didn't know Vin Diesel was in TP

it was cool to see that guy from lost again

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>>83841335
just open this one if you are tought

>>83841344
Are you stupid? He's an assassin

>>83841251
Barry Gifford was co-writer on Lost Highway

Watching season 2 for the first time now, does s3 have recurring characters?

>>83841344
she was a redditor like you, kid

>>83840843
>mfw people yesterday were saying lynch knows how to utilize violence without going over the top

>>83841372
You're fucked up, m8.

>>83841338
possibly, I would have to analyze both scenes side by side. it is definitely a repeat of the lines.

>>83840839
>tfw no koksal lodge spirit

>Jade gives two rides

Holy fuck I was crying

>>83841342
Your taste is shit anon.

>>83841409
she snorted the lines

>>83840978
Those are the type of people that voted for Trump idiot. Also the series was filmed when Obama was still Kang.

>>83841377
Tha's a point.

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>>83841308
Kid was ugly anyway. I would cry if based Sonny Jim died.

>>83841338
I'VE SEEN/ FOOTAGE

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MONTAANAAAAAA

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>>83839773
>They're unironically building up a fight between a manlet and an autist

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>83841457

Jacoby stays noided.

>>83841451
they both looked the same

>>83841375
yeah, I got that. But why her?

>>83840951

DELET

>>83841284

>(((psychiatry)))

>>83841358
Need a webm of his reaction

>>83841457
I'M A RETARD

>>83841099
>no one can even muster up a "L-LYNCHED" because they got so thoroughly BTFO

>>83841414
>Verified. T.P.
but seriously, the footnotes and the newspaper snippets just don't work for me. real FBI case files are going to quote from the newspaper article and provide analysis of everything. this just skims the surface, no real analysis of any kind.

>>83841467
no fucking way

>>83841467

Is she trying out for the role of that mouthplate nigga in Black Panther here?

>>83841412
Non english speaker here, what is the second meaning of "giving a ride"?

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>>83841485

>>83840867
I honestly would have preferred if Diane remained unseen.

What did the stairs and ladders all over the case files actually mean? Was he trying to say that everyone was claiming insurance on purpose because that other dude in Dougie's office is conning the company? I thought maybe Dougie was trying to draw a slide, so they go up a ladder and slide down the stairs on purpose, or something.

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>>83841483

>>83841479
She ordered the failed hit on Dougie. Cleaning up loose ends I guess.

>>83840911
She didn't look like she was enjoying that sandwich all that much.

>>83841506
having sexual intercourse in the woman-on-top position

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>>83841514
>what you don't like how she looks?

>>83841526
HARAM
A
R
A
M

>>83840952
>we drive shitty cars!
>drive two gigantic gas guzzling cars
What did she mean by this?

>>83841248
Such an irritating character

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>>83841537

>>83840867
its a wig.

i cant be the only one who thought it was clearly a fuckin' wig.

>>83841506
like you lie down in bed and the woman rides your dick like she's riding a horse. that's what i've heard anyway and watched in porn

>>83841479
She worked for DoppelCoop and was in charge of killing RealCoop, but his luck buff protected him, so now she dies for being a useless bitch who listens to the same shitty song on loop.

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>>83841516
sometimes life is a mystery anon. i believe truth itself is a mystery, drawing all of us into its light. i see you in the light, happy in knowing the truth of your life.

>>83840843
Mom's gonna freak when she sees this

>>83841559
inland empire phantom face. absolutely horrifying. that scene where laura slowly runs toward the screen is terrifying

https://twitter.com/OriginalFunko/status/873948458494947329

>>83841562
no shit genius

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is this film CANON?

>>83841562
No anon, everybody apart from you thought that's Laura Dern's actual hair.

When that mother and child were chasing each other it reminded me of how coop was being chased by boop in the black lodge. When that kid died it felt nostalgic. Don't why (if it turns out to be true) why Laura Palmer's diary's pages were stuck in there?.

>>83841611

BOWIE CONFIRMED

>>83841494
I don't really have an opinion on those beyond that they were hard to read in my digital version.

However, I loved the Jack Parsons stuff. For the most part, it's all historically accurate.

Weird as fuck.

I actually felt crazy after reading two biographies of the guy.

>wait...the JPL and the US Space
>program owes a lot of its existence
>to a practicing Thelemite that had
>his cash and wife stolen by L. Ron
>Hubbard?
>srsly?

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>>83841626
is that JUDY?

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>tfw you are french and you discover that at 3 am /tpg/ is watching the new episode on a live stream together.

NOT FAIR.

>>83841597
Never bought one of these, but if they make Bob-Coop, Dougie-Coop and Coop-Coop I'd buy them desu.

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>>83841537
>this scene happens in the first half of the episode and is like 30 seconds long
>expect them to come back to it later in the episode
>doesnt happen

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>>83840911
>And why did it crunch like that?
It had cereal in it.

>>83841611
Is that same women who's doing the shit acting?

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>>83841644

>>83841619
ofcourse its not LAURA DERNS hair dumbass.

I mean DIANE is wearing a wig.

>>83841559
OH SAILOR

>>83841647
live threads suck anyway. Everyone spams the thread and barely watches the episode.

>>83841620
Except Coop and DoppelCoop only stopped to look at each once in that hallway, then Coop was just hightailing it. But yeah it was a fucking weird chasing game, but that's Lynch for you.

>>83841595
Beautiful Laura Palmer runs towards camera screaming= horror
Ugly Dern runs towards camera= lolwut get that manface off my screen pls

>>83840994
>tfw we will never get to see Jade shoving her ass into Dougie's face while Janey-E watches

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>>83841649
>HAHA fucko gotcha again

so did mike put the pages in the stall or what?

>>83841650

I wish SWERY would make a cameo appearance. He'd probably be pretty confused since he has no idea what Twin Peaks is, though.

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>Home

;_;

>>83841706
well, it could have been Leland too
before the matches scene

>>83841719
why would leland put them there

>>83841137
>He's just another better funnier Bobby
Has he walked backwards yet?

>>83841526
It's more generic than that.

You can say "yeah dude, I totally rode her all weekend" or "I gave him a great ride Marsha" regardless of the position(s).

They should have ended the show after season 1

I wonder if people unfamiliar with Dern legitimately thought that was a transsexual, especially after Duchovny came back

>>83841730
some misdirection

>>83841702

>Janey-E and Jade keep trying to one-up each other and please Dougie harder

>>83841647
Even Australia has it stream the same time the US of A gets it.

>>83841639
True, Jack Parsons was very interesting. And the circumstances surrounding his death during a time when people were mysteriously murdered by people unknown are very suspect. So I suppose I was harsh on the book, I just expected a bit more.

>>83841620

Yes, fuck man, I noticed that as well. The way the mother grabbed onto the child's back it was eerily similar.

>>83841733
what kind of retard opinion is htis?

>>83841693
What game is this?

>>83841759

a bait one

How will Coop hilariously and accidentally thwart the mercenary midget?

>>83841771
Blair Witch - Rustin Parr

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>>83841713
Mr. Tojamura's young assistant

>>83841771
Deadly Premonition

So we're never going back to the Ruth Davenport case are we? Lynch just wanted to throw in an unsolved murder because he couldn't do it with Laura Palmer 30 years ago?

>>83841778
the boxer chief will

Horne

Home

>>83841792
>Ruth Davenport
who?

>>83840911
Fresh lettuce.

>>83841479
Why are so many people forgetting that she was the woman from the last episode who ordered the hitman and called the blackberry in the wooden bowl at Argent?

What was going on with Dougie and his Boss? Like I know I am retarded but I didn't understand what the boss understood about his work

>>83841759
The right one

Season 2 sucks because they were forced to reveal the murderer. So far this season has been complete shit

There is literally no plot 6 episodes in, it's just a bunch of random images for Lynch to jack off to

>>83841778

Coop will spill hot coffee onto the midgets eyes and Coop's boss will punch him the fuck out

>>83841778
He'll throw hot le coffee and pie on him and the midget will say "haha that is damn fine coffee and pie thank you"

>>83841778
He'll know that carry muncher's stack of hot coffee onto him and scold him then he falls out a window or something

>>83841076
stupid chad

>>83841620
Those aren't the diary pages.

Harold Smith had those, they were found when he committed suicide, everybody already read them.

>>83841706
>>83841719
The damage to the stall door looked way too recent. it even had a fairly fresh coat of paint on it.

>>83841848
boo hoo too much to be a soldier

>>83841822
It goes to show the kind of casual moron we've got here, the "nothing is happening" types, who can barely follow a conventional show without needing their hand held, let alone Twin Peaks

>>83841823

It shows that Dougie's lying co-worker is committing fraud with other cases. It linked his name to multiple reports.

>>83840851
Nah Kyle spend 3 months gaining weight and another 3 to lose it just for that photo

>>83841822
Because this show has terrible pacing and editing with forgettable characters
>inb4 LYNCHED

>>83841823
that there was fraud involved. something to do with the addresses and the detectives investigating the claims.

>>83841871
if you read them all, you see a Judy there

>>83841823
He was telling him in coded messages how that other dude in Dougie's office is making money by submitting fraudulent claims

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Stupid magic motherFUCKER

I'll show you, kid

>>83841868
no need to get snarky i mean they could also have shooped his body to look fatter

or put him in a fat suit

there's many possibilities

>>83841833
>>83841840
>>83841844
confirmed

>>83841639
>>83841753
If you really want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhHNEg-QHdk

>>83841665
Diane IS Laura Dern you absolute ball of fuck

>>83841863
fuck off, m8. my memory is just shit.

>>83841792
We already know the high school principal killed her under possession of a lodge spirit, and Dark Coop had something to do with it. I just want to know about Major Briggs.

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>>83841860
>WTF is this fucking Indian doing? I am going to tell on him.

>>83841743
Dougie must have a ten inch personality.

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>>83841853
So if there not the diary pages, what could it be?

>>83841853
those were the other missing diary pages

So what the actual fuck was with that drug lord's coin trick? Was it a side effect of that new drug which the boss knew about and was just fucking with Richard who was hallucinating the whole thing?

>>83841908
Thanks anon, I do...

>>83841922

use the ladies room chad you stupid fuck

>>83841922
literally Fargo: the scene

Chad and Wally episode when?

>>83841936
lewd fanfiction involving your waifu and johnny horne

>>83841922

How does this faggot not get his shit pushed in by every other cop? He's a tattletale who shits on soldiers. That would get you fucking wrecked in any police station.

>>83840911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6K3m9TsPs

>>83841952

i thought it was just a weird way of trying to freak richard out

>>83841936
Annie's message to Laura

>>83841995
is RED, Becky's father?

>>83840785
why do you faggots watch shows with actual niggers in them? I will never understand a white man that can look at a living nigger and not burst in flames. Holy shit.

>>83841962
Terrible fake. You can see which letters have been copied/pasted. Back to Photoshop school for whoever the lazy faggot is who made that.

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>>83841952
I think the guy doesn't have any powers and was fucking with him. Killer Mike in the back knew he was fucking with him and was laughing

>>83842028
David pls

>>83842039
I did

I;m thinking that Ike's attack will not bring Coop back. If he turns to normal hell just go to Twin Peaks immediately, which nullifies the buildup from Hawk's investigation and the room key being mailed.

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>>83841962
>WHHHHAAAATTTTTTTTTT

>>83841974
N-no Donna (fwwm version) is pure.

harry dean stanton lived in south dakota, didnt he?

did he switch trailer parks to one in twin peaks?

>>83841988
Chad is gonna die in a bad way, hopefully by magic motherfucker

>>83840867
Didn't you know? Twin Peaks always was a sequel to Blue Velvet. She was always Diane, anon.

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>>83841833
>Midget is about to die
>"Who the fuck are you?"
>Coop smiles at him and points at his chest
>"Mr. Jackpots!" "Dougie Jones!"
>Credits roll

>>83842053
Or is the drug lord possessed by an evil spirit and feeding on the garmonbozia of the lives he destroys?

>>83841988
He's in a small town, and his dad is probably powerful or something.

>>83841936
How in the Seven Names of Fuck should I know?

>>83842087
Oregon

>>83842087
It's the same trailer park, Lynch just doesn't give a fuck anymore

I'm not one for these crackpot theories but I have a feeling that it's all about Twin Peaks somehow.

>>83842088
his types that voted Trump

>>83841988
Don't forget that he's also corrupt and participating in drug trafficking.

Whole lot of shaking going on down in Bend

>>83842119
dumbass
NEW TRAILER PARK is written

>>83842121
I think your onto something there I honestly do.

>>83842119
because in the book is said he and log lady were fuck buddies

>>83842119
About geography autists? No, thank god
>>83842128
Frost pls go

>>83842087
Twin Peaks and FWWM always had rekt geography.

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love the diane casting

>>83842172
yes, they are middle america represented perfectly

>>83842087
no, in The Secret History of Twin Peaks, they state that the trailer park is just outside of Twin Peaks in a town called Deer Lake. I was confused about that inconsistency too, but it is a retro-rewrite to bridge FWWM to The Return.

>>83841792
>So we're never going back to the Ruth Davenport case are we?

>>>>/abc/

>>83842133

And he's doing everything he can to make all the other cops hate him. It's like he's trying to get investigated. Cops REALLY don't like it when you go around shitting on the military and threatening to snitch to the boss for everything.

>>83842195

thats just, wow

>>83842172
>geography autists
It's a completely different state, why didn't he just move Twin Peaks in this season to Hawaii while he was at it?

You're one of those who would bend over backwards to explain it away l m a o

>>83842187
juicy

>3rd of the episodes are over
>nothing has happened yet
Bravo Lynch

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so what the fuck was this about?

>>83842187

Sexy Dern.

>>83842220
centerr piece of S4 or the Spin off
BUCKHORN

>>83842187
>no manface
good webm

>>83842128
yeah fuck drumpf and FUCK twin peaks

>>83842207
But the entirety of Dr. Jacoby's past is centred in hawaii

>>83841792
it will all come together anon, we are still in the setup phase. by episode 9, you will begin to see the correlations. remember, the military intelligence officer is on her way to investigate.

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What was happening here?
Also why is this guy giving the contract to kill dougie and the woman to the dwarf?

>>83842220

Lynch said wait and see, faggot

Did Stanton say "god" when the kid's spirit flew away? It reminded me of MIKE who said he chopped his arm off after seeing God.

Also did the 5 on the lamppost mean anything? Made me think of the 3 and 15 on the furnace type thingies in nonexistence. Have we been missing other numbers? Is the shown counting up to 15 and that's when we get Coop back?

>>83842220
lynch being weird for the sake of weird so pseudo intellectuals feel good and superior about watching this shit :-)

>>83842253
Winkie's

>>83842220
About that guy, you just keep watching!

>>83842253

lenovo bloatware fucking up

>>83842253

That actor was just wanted to remind you that he's in everything.

>>83842260
it is 6, Darya room was 6

>>83842207
>originally from tp
>move back to town in his twilight years
what's so hard to understand? They even made a point to show that the trailer park looked different, and had a "new" on the sign

>>83842253
Get cue to send envelope.
Send envelope.
Assassin receives envelope.
Assassin kills targets.

Pretty straight forward...

>>83842237
>show with a worldwide audience of 50 people getting a spin off

>>83842053
It's not Killer Mike

>>83842299
quickstarter money done in a black room like the movie DOGTOWN

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>>83842260
Subtitles say God

>>83842220
The spirit who possessed the principal to kill the librarian, when the principal has an emotional breakdown it feeds on his garmonbozia then leaves

>>83842288

im fine with all that, but for some reason i really thought the trailer park was in buckhorn, SD.

I'm just confused by everything right now

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>I've been smoking for 75 years, every fucking day

>>83841743
PLEASE

>>83842325


ORE-E-GON

>>83842307
yeah i know :^)

>>83842331
>hahahaha

>>83842331
He never topped After the Gold Rush

>>83842293
Never seen that kind of cue.
Also at this point the show should be renamed "Las Vegas".

>>83842245
no it isn't. have you read the book anon?

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David Lynch has absolutely no idea what the fuck he's doing. 80% of these characters are throwaway memes and there is no plot at all.

Episodes 5 and 6 have shown that this show will have absolutely nothing substantive to offer. 12 more episodes of David Lynch's 20 million dollar Youtube Poop starring whatshername, whowasthatguy, and Agent Dougie Strokevictim, the most frustrating character to ever be shown on television.

NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

>>83842384
LYNCHED

>>83842384
stick with something a little more simple to follow, like Big Bang Theory or Mr Robot

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>>83842220
pleb filter to get rid of the normie fleas

>>83842384

say that to his fcking face and not online next time you fukin cookie cutter weasel

>>83842408
but what was the plot of Big Bang Theory?
looks like you just got ZIMBABWED

>>83842379
>have you read the book anon?
Fuck off, Mark

I think I'm starting to like Dougie more than original Cooper. I mean without the real Sherrif Truman to be bros with, Cooper is kinda boring.

>>83840842
You could say that introducing PoC is not important, but you must admit he's right...

>>83842408
The Sopranos has conveyed more complexity of character and theme in 45 minutes than Lynch has done in 6 hours.

Fuck off with your "I'm so smurt" pretentiousness

>>83842384
maybe you would be better off watching a Disney movie or some capeshit. let us enjoy our dystopian nonlinear narrative.

>>83841395
>seeing some blood splatters and stabbing motions
>over the top

OP of the last couple threads here, I'm not making a new one so someone else do it

>>83842436
>plot of Big Bang Theory?
women can spoil anything, the show

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>>83841137
>there was an implication

>>83842463
>t. Mr Robot fanboy

>>83842408
Twin Peaks s3 is literally sub-Big Bang Theory, But keep telling yourself that it's experimental and avant garde and that you're special for watching it and better than those who don't

>>83842384
Actually, the more episodes they release, the more it's obvious that the plot is immensely complex. Everything is connected some way. Try to write something like that, it's very hard.

>>83842463
what show does not got a revival?
LYNCHED

>>83842468
>midget literally stabbing fuck out of a woman's stomach and dragging the blade around inside isn't over the top
not that i give a fuck

>>83841466
underrated

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>>83842446
>Dougie is at peace. Dougie is happy. Dougie is enlightened.
Coop was always searching

>YOU DARE CRITICIZE GLARING PROBLEMS WITH TWIN PEAKS? WHY DON'T GO WATCH SHOW X OR SHOW Y HAHAHAHA LYNCHED

>>83842091
>Dale Cooper is the character from Blue Velvet after changing his name for protection
>frank booth shows up in Twin Peaks

>>83842377
Lol, have you even watched Mulholland Drive? The cues in that movie are 100x more far-fetched than this.

>>83842497
Except it isn't. See you have the assumption that a lot of these things are going to be revisited and come together at the end, but they won't, because I know Lynch and I can smell his bullshit a mile away. Once you realize that your tune will change too.

>>83842497
Yeah and when it all comes together no one will give a fuck lol

>>83841222

Made me erupt with laughter. It looked like something from a Troma movie. The wide shot is fucking hilarious.

>>83842561
This, it reminds me of a lot of the throwaway scenes in Mulholland Dr.because it was cobbled together from a tv pilot

>>83841278
That's just bad special effects.

In case you haven't noticed, the special effects in this show are done like a college graduate did them with a few exceptions.

>>83841466
I predict a particularly gruesome and undignified death for the midget.

What kind of weapon was that black dude holding?

The drum and ejection port made it look like an automatic shotgun, but the barrel looked too small.

WTF is it?

I'm actually really glad this Dougie storyline is playing out. People seem so eager to have their nostalgia itches scratched and I for one am so glad Lynch and Frost haven't given into nostalgia much(some little sprinkles are perfect)

Lynch does not give a fuck what anyone wants. He's going to tell the story his way. If you don't like it thats totally fine but don't expect the 90's twin peaks cause Lynch isn't that kind of storyteller. He's not interested in giving you what you want. I love that about this new season, it's honestly the most refreshing thing on television in a long long time..

>>83842622
Lynch did them all on photoshop

>>83842633
>Final episode is just David Lynch dancing and singing to "IM BLUE DABADEEBADIE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE"

>>83842288
Shit.

I missed the "new" part.

>>83841829
>not getting it

>>83842642
>He's going to tell the story his way
What story?

>>83842288
kek thats The Force Awakens level of writing

>>83842641
a heavy machine gun with a drum magazine

>>83840955
>LA DONNA E MOBILE QUAL PIUMA AL VENTOOOO

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I see more and more LYNCHED anons with every new part, what the fuck is going on?

>>83842717
The Great Lynching

>>83842717
Plebs.
They only watched like half of the first season for muh cherry pie donuts XD.

>>83842717

Plebs can't handle Dougie and are starting to crack. The day of the Lynch is near.

>>83842717
massive influx of reddit users.

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>>83842641
Looks like I was wrong about the barrel.

It does seem to be a shotgun.

Specifically, an Atchisson Assault Shotgun

>>83842642
It's not about nostalgia at all. I watched Twin peaks for the first time a year ago. It's about creating something that is enjoyable or meaningful to watch. And the only meaning I've gotten from Dougie is "getting old sucks and also your favorite characters are all gone forever"

>>83842642
>He thinks 18 hours of "OMG DOUGIE WTF LOL" is somehow refreshing

>>83842717
People thought that S3 would be nostalgia pandering "le cherry cake XD" like their Tumblr memes, since that's what modern nihilistic postmodern media has got them used to and now they are angry and confused at Lynch doing Lynch things

He was in the lodge 25 fucking years. Of course hes gonna be shell shocked when he gets out. Plebs just wanted Coop to come out normal and go straight to twin peaks.

>>83842789
and he's right

>>83842756
>>83842760
>>83842766
>delusional fans incapable of thought use the same old defense mechanisms because they can't handle that The Revival is a mess
LYNCHED XD

>>83842561
there are definetly a bunch of scenes that will never be followed up on, like the chip has got no phone guy and possibly shaggy, but some of this stuff is definetly going somewhere

>>83842701
You don't carry a "heavy" machine gun.

I was wrong, it's an Atchisson Assault 12 combat shotgun.

>>83842789
>He thinks "Twin Peaks: The Return" is "The Dougie Show"