>Meet Stacy down by the Goyim Tents while working for Goys

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>Meet Stacy down by the Goyim Tents while working for Goys R Us
>"Hey Stacy, hows it going?"
>Stacy looks frightened. She begins to edge back. You don't notice because you can't read social cues.
>"Wow! Cat got your tongue? Hahaha."
>She's pulled out her phone and is dialling 91-
>"Hey so wanna come and NetFlix and Chill? Hahaha. I promise I won't try anything with you! You're so out of my league!"
>Stacy breathes a sigh of relief. He doesn't want to kill her. He just wants to be an autist and show off his Netflix that he thinks is impressive because it demonstrates he has at least access to his parents credit card or $1 a day to spare.
>"Sure." she says
>His heart starts to race. He wasn't prepared for this. He doesn't know what to do. He thinks fast.
>"BECAUSE YAKNOW TORRENTS ARE FUCKING ILLEGAL AND I ONLY USE NETFLIX CAUSE I'M A FUCKING GOY AND I SWEAR TO CHRIST DONALD TRUMP IS JUST PRETENDING TO LOVE KIKES AND I'M NOT A JEWISH PAWN WHO PAYS FOR FREE THINGS JUST BECAUSE I THINK I HAVE TO!"
>She finishes dialling 911.
>"Hey one second I've gotta take this call"
>"Sure! No problem! I hope you're not ringing any Torrenters! Haha"
>"Hehe no. Hey, it's me, I'm at Goys R Us, can you come and pick me up? There's a guy here and he wants me to come watch Netflix and Chill later and I need to get home to get changed. Please hurry."