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>>83834788
Are Bajorans Jews or Palestinians?

>>83834801
Both.

>>83834801
a bit of both i guess.
they got genocided like the juice and they are unsuccessful militant, religious nuts like the palestinians.

>>83834801
Too poor and irrelevant to be Jews.

>>83834856
Bajorans got their homeland back. Palestinians are still occupied.

Could Q just BTFO the wormhole aliums out of existence with a click of his fingers?

>>83834928
Probably. Outside of the wormhole, the prophets seemed far weaker than Q

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How long until Cardassia notices that the Ferengi control their entire media apparatus and the largest lobbying group in the Union and are using it to genocide them?

>>83834801
They aren't comparable to any real world group. They aren't Jews because Nazis didn't invade a Jewish nation nor did the Jews defeat the German military. Likewise, the Palestinians haven't won and won't win.

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My wife and I are about to watch this episode tonight. I hope she likes it,
it's one of my personal Voyager favorites.

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So he gave the best Vulcan performance in all of Trek right? I can't remember a single bad Tuvok episode.

>>83838150
I didn't like the one where he and Harry were fighting for the affections of a holodeck character that turned out to be an uggo on a space station somewhere using it to role play.

>>83838150
I think Tim Russ is the kind of guy who cries himself to sleep at night because he isn't actually vulcan.

>>83838357
Don't be mean. And I'm sure his Amazing Gaza Kush helps.

>>83838137
Sup wifeposter. How's she liking Voyager so far? Has she given up all hope yet?

>>83838137

I don't think this episode is appropriate for your wife's son. It might give him nightmares

>>83838423
She actually loves it man. To her it's like the most comfy, non-challenging Star Trek ever. She does hate Harry Kim though, that episode where he gets blown out the fucking airlock she was like YES! YES! GOD YES!

>>83838440
Kek, we don't even have kids yet, but I am finishing up my cuckshed in the backyard.

>>83838137
I feel like in the first 3 seasons Voy was putting out just enough good episodes to stay afloat and this is one of them.

>>83838488
>hating kim
completely acceptable desu

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WE WANT THE DOCTOR!

>>83838539
Normally I would agree with you, but watching these episodes from a fresh perspective as an adult it seems like Voyager is mainly riding the wave of potential it had early on more than anything.

Most of the episodes are quite mediocre, and the Kazon aren't really interesting at all, but Voyager is still taking the time to establish that they don't have infinite energy, and they actually have to stop on planets to harvest food/gather supplies/mine fuel. In fact, there's that whole 2-3 parter in season 2 where Tom Paris is acting like a dick for seemingly no reason to infiltrate the Kazon, and meanwhile Janeway's trying to negotiate mining for this energy source they need on a planet. It's very much what the main thrust of conflict should have been throughout the show.

But sometime around season 3/4 they just get god-mode and stop caring about any sense of danger or conflict whatsoever. Infinite torpedoes, infinite food, Voyager never has a scratch, they can repair anything instantly. It's so lazy and disappointing.

But if you pull back and look at the show as a whole, I would almost guarantee those seasons have more individual great episodes than the first few seasons.

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Do you agree with his sentiment?

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>>83838663
>>83838868
I said - We Want to Hear the DOCTOR!

>>83838663
If I follow correctly you mean that episodes from S4 on were better executed but the show starts to stray away from the 'rules' of the setting.

Do you think that this was avoidable? Or was Voy doomed to be one of
1) Mediocre episodes in a reasonably compelling setting
2) Well executed episodes, but in the flimsy 'planet-of-the-week, with a post-episode reset button' setting

>>83838868
No, it's gatekeeping. I grew up with Star Trek, have seen every episode/movie as well, and I don't think people should have this kind of elitist attitude about it. Star Trek is going through a period of rediscovery right now because all the shows are on Netflix, and every day we have new anons who are looking to get into it.

I do believe everyone should watch it in order, but you at least need to give every shot a chance if you're at all interested in it.

>>83838968
>sings in vector calculus
What did they mean by this?

>>83838980
>episodes from S4 on were better executed but the show starts to stray away from the 'rules' of the setting
That's a great summation of it.

Knowing what all went on during the production of Voyager at the time, I think it was doomed from the beginning. At this point Rick Berman was The Boss™ of Star Trek, and they had the formula down pat. He's said before that Voyager was an attempt to get back to basics like TOS, but it's so bogged down by all the mythology of the shows that precede it that there was no way that was ever going to happen in the first place, so they just doubled down on the fan-service to keep the show on the air in the later seasons with all the Borg shit and bringing back the catsuit character.

>>83838868
Not at all. I've met a number of people who have used Voy as their starting point in Trek just because they caught an episode on Space.

I'd figure this is because it isn't nearly as serialized as DS9 so there's less required knowledge going into the show. It also (arguably) has a stronger start than TNG and lastly the style/aesthetic of the 90s makes it more accessible than TOS.

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>>83834928
I have no idea what the sauce is but I remember somebody posting once about a book where the Prophets invaded the Q continuum. Apparently they caused some real damage.

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>>83839131
>>83839107
>>83839084
>>83839008
>>83838990
>>83838980

>>83839171
N O T C A N O N
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>>83838868
That's really harsh, I made pic related and love TMP. Voyager is only okay, I say terrible so people are pleasantly surprised instead of disappointed.

>>83839131
Great tastes but I predict zero chance and I won't be watching it to find out.

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Datas episodes always hit me in the feels

>>83839376
>Comparing TOS with Doc Who

>>83839376
>I made pic related
I have a minor nitpick with this movie, which is that if you watch some of those movies before the shows that came before them you miss out on a lot of neat details. Like if you watch Undiscovered Country before even watching TNG at all, you miss out on a lot of why the events depicted in that movie are so important.

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>>83839534
Same, just watched Data's Day

>>83839554
Do you deny that they are both cheesy 60s sci-fi?

>>83839576
>Like if you watch Undiscovered Country before even watching TNG at all, you miss out on a lot of why the events depicted in that movie are so important.
How so? I think seeing Worf on the bridge in TNG after seeing how hostile relations were in TOS and the movies you'll get it just as much as if you see it the other way around.

>>83839697
Because a big part of TNG seasons 3 and 4 were building up to Undiscovered Country. Yesterday's Enterprise, Khittomer Accords. The movie makes a lot less sense without all this.

>>83839780
That's a fair point, but TNG viewers needed reminding of these things, the Klingons shown in TOS are definitely always the enemy but that abruptly disappeared in TNG, Undiscovered Country does a good job of framing what's at stake on its own, with the Admirals pointing out that they'll attack unless peace can be achieved quickly.

>>83839954
Yeah I mean like I said, it's a minor nitpick, but the tv shows and movies were all made for the contemporary audiences of the time. It's really something special to watch the movies in context.

Another example would be how your chart says to watch Nemesis before Voyager, when "Admiral Janeway" would be lost on the viewer

>>83840409
You can already guess that she's going to survive the journey home.

>>83840884
implying she didnt die in the last episode.

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>tfw don't understand any of what geordi is talking about or wesleys/datas solutions for the problems entire episodes are based around

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>83838150
>I can't remember a single bad Tuvok episode.

The one with the kids who aged backwards was pretty bad.

>>83841171
he killed millions

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Post your favorite Ezris.

>>83841379
He should have killed them all

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>>83834801

They are space ISIS. A cancer that needs to be eradicated.

>>83838868

No. DS9 is the worst Trek.

>>83840884
That's not really what I meant, it would be more like "Who is Admiral Janeway and why are they focusing on this person"

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>>83841379

Muh Six Million Gorillion Innocent Bajorans!

>>83841159
>tfw work in software development
>come home and watch TNG
>start having "it ain't me" flashbacks to conflicts at work, imposter syndrome, and engineering/architecture problems

>>83841272
I just watched that one the other day, the only bad part of it is child actors. Tuvok is pretty based in that episode.

>Tuvok
>Yes
>Do you have any children?
>I have two children, a son and a daughter
>What are they like?
>Well-behaved.

>>83838003
>Nazis didn't invade a Jewish nation

*AHEM* Poland *AHEM*

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Has anyone else noticed the insane amount of balding and bald men on Star Trek? I mean obviously Patrick Stewart, but when you get into the DS9/VOY years it's like every single guest star is a baldlet that needs to buzz their head.

I mean just LOOK at Eddington! Holy shit, can you imagine someone being allowed to act on tv with this kind of JUST haircut?

>>83842314
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83838868
I enjoyed enterprise from start to finish. It's great.

>>83838357
He doesn't cry.

The man is a genuine weirdo.

>>83842341
I hate that cunt, noone can deny he's got into the whole maquis thing because he's a giant attention whore

>>83842560
t. Sisko

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>Riker will never be your number one dad
jdimsa

>>83842341
I think it's more that in the 80s/90s it was more socially acceptable to cling onto and style every last hair you could hold onto, whereas nowadays it's more fashionable to buzz or shave completely when enough of it recedes past a certain point. There are still lots of bald actors on TV, you just don't see those hideous haircuts anymore because they all keep it trim or shaved.

>>83842341
>Eddington

A

Hurrrr in da future we cured every disease and cancer and shit but for sum reason we can't cure baldness.

What a shit show.

>>83842856
Patrick Stewart specifically addressed this by saying "In the future we've become civilized enough that we don't give a shit if people are bald or not".

>>83842963
Don't respond to troll posts

>>83842050
I don't know why that thought would occur to anyone. We never needed to know who Admiral Nechayev is when TNG focused on her.

>>83843274
More like Admiral Bitchayev
I bet she's a fucking bitch in bed too

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>"Captain I sense.....something.....I sorry, I cant be more specific than that..."

>"Thank you for your invaluable insights counselor, it will be taken into consideration"


>"Captain the enemy ship is charging their disruptors and aiming at the ship elementary school! I suggest we raise shields and fire immediately!"

>"Lets not be so hasty Mr. Worf, lets sit back and see how this plays out. Perhaps blowing up our children is their way of communicating"

>>83844277
Please no not this again

>>83844300
>"You will engage my pussy in combat when I order you to do so"

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>>83844416
>Captain, shields at zero. They've punched through the hull on decks eight, nine and twelve. Core breach imminent and they're charging their weapons up for another shot. They've also abducted several of the crew and have replaced Lieutenant Paris's liver with Neelix's severed head. They are not responding to our hails but have "KILL ALL FEDERATION" auto transmitting on a loop. Recommend return fire.

>Now now Mr. Tuvok... we're guests in the Delta Quadrant. We must make an attempt to understand all alien species we encounter. Beam over a bouquet of lillies and a box of chocolate.

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>>83844678
>Very next episode

>"Captain, the Kazon ship has been disabled and is retreating, the logical course of action would be to cease combat and resume course for Earth"

>"They can leave when I say they can Tuvok, fuck the Prime Directive, beam that space nigger crew directly into the vacuum of space then collect their corpses. I want them as dead as Tuvix. We can recycle their matter and replicate some coffee"

>>83844277
is this what it's like to peer into the realm of the legbeards?

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/566961040565731677/

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>>83844300
>Admiral Bitchayev
Daily Reminder

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They're the alien trash of the galaxy but I do enjoy Bajoran girls. Something about BAQP chicks turns me on. Makes me want to bully them...pillage their homeworld. Something like that.

>>83844834
people are too hard on her. picard personally tried to take over earth and no one did anything.

>>83844678
>>83844771
Is this pasta? Cause I just saved this

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>>83844866
Daily Remind that Martok is running for Congress.

https://www.trektoday.com/content/2017/06/trek-actor-running-for-congress/
>“I disagree with everything Reed supports, including his unrelenting support of the Trumpster,” said Hertzler.
Yes.
>Hertzler will run “in the persona of Mark Twain,” and he will present his ideas “through the brilliant humorist for all ages.”
No!

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>>83844935
MMhhaahaa yes, mmhmm.
WOO! ha!

>>83844935
Oh god...he'd have a better chance running as Martok.

>>83844771
>I want them as dead as Tuvix

Kek

>>83844935
What a time to be alive.

>>83841379
These are all positive things.

>>83841159
It's pretty simple anon, just reverse the polarity on the stenna relays to generate a feedback loop that will generate a vernian pulse in the interplexing beacon.

>>83841558
>That shot where everyone is walking the stairs and it cuts just before we can see up Ezris skirt

>>83841379

Those were Bajorans so nothing of any particular value was lost.

>>83845711
>stenna
>vernian
Fake babble. Although actually I'm a little disappointed that they never reference Verne.

>>83838003
The Bajorans never defeated the Cardassian military either. Bajor basically ran out of useful resources to exploit, and their defeat by the Federation made holding onto the occupation economically untenable.

>>83838868
Watch it all, the good and the bad, and judge accordingly.

>>83842614
Is that the Picard turned into a kid or the nephew who died in a flaming inferno because his father had one too many glasses of Chateau Picard wine? They used the same actor didn't they?

>>83839131
Slim to none. But maybe she'll show up to replace Chekov if there's a 4th JJverse movie.

>>83843274
Nechayev did nothing wrong.

>>83844832
Oh dear.

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WE WUZ KLINGZ N SHEIT

>>83845877
This, Voyager is bad but necessary to understand the jokes about just how bad it is.

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Hate this bitch

>>83846286
The thumbnail always looks like he has a gold birthday hat on.

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>>83842341
Poor Ken. He had a hell of a do in those Krull days. (Or a stupendous rug.)

>>83838150
I'm sticking with my first run through Voyager for Tuvok and the Doctor alone. Everyone else sucks. Paris is okay I guess, he's a shallow, one-dimensional Trek version of Han Solo, and he's got the buddy chemistry with Kim. I want Neelix to die a horrible transporter death I know I won't get that since he's a regular until the penultimate episode

>>83846286
Why? Why are they generic bald monster mash scaley-men? Give them hair! Long, beautiful bouffants. Tie them, braid them, put some mousse and tease it out like a hair pyramid but let the Klingons have locks!

>>83846286
Any new info on this trainwreck?

>>83846640
>I want Neelix to die a horrible transporter death

I mean, he sort of does? That's the basic premise of "Tuvix."

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>>83846286
>>83846658
I'll never understand why 21st century productions would rather have Klingons be Niggonz

>>83846658
You know I thought there was something off with their design but couldn't put my finger on it until now. Worf had luscious locks.

>>83846832
>Started as white guys in blackface
>End as I are the niggest
It's like poetry.

>>83846832
>that Ferengi nose

>>83846286
Has anyone involved in production actually watched an episode of Star trek?

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Daily reminder that the aliens were always the best characters on DS9.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgD-UK_zn3k

>>83847584
Well, it's got Nick Meyer (TWOK, TVH, TUC), Alex Kurtzman (JJ movies), and Kirsten Beyer (Voyager novelist)
So at least one of them has watched an episode.

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>>83847665

>>83834788
Look, I kind of like DS9 but its scale just seems so irrelevant and small, not just in terms of the big picture in political relations but also in the big majority of its self-contained stories, many of them feel like they're missing a final chapter.

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>>83847665
Seconded. This exchange in particular always comes to mind when I think of favourite DS9 scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdiuRMK3UQ

>>83844771
>>83845215
>dead as Tuvix
F

TOS and TNG were the only good series.

After Gene died, it all went to hell.

>>83849301
But TNG got way better when Gene died

>>83849301
Gene made TOS great, and Gene made TNG terrible. It only got good once he passed.

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>>83841379
What you call genocide I call a day's work.

>>83848229
Yeah but they are on the writing team. Everyone else like set design, directing, costume, etc don't appear to have ever watched an episode. I would hope that the writing will save it due to who they are but the cliché an ancient evil awakens sounds a letdown.

>>83849640
Not one thing wrong.

>>83845808
What makes you think that? Their motives always seemed fairly unclear to me, I believed Dukat when he said it was a decision made by the civilian government but I never noticed any hints to why they did it.

>>83848944
non alcoholic root beer isnt addictive.
the federation is more like one of the 50 mind control things they've ran into.

>>83845887
>They used the same actor didn't they?
Yeah, and that's transporter-induced young Picard

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/David_Tristan_Birkin

And I always wondered why they'd consider a tornado that killed Q Grrrl's family an anomaly worthy of investigating but not a fire that killed an entire family. Presumably those same weather control grids would detect fires, as forest fires / random lightning strike fires would be considered "weather" or at least mis-interpreted as such and worthy of triggering activation of Earth's fire control teams.

reminder. star trek series get much better when they start having a more serialized story.

DS9's dominion war.
enterprise's Xindi story

>>83849667
The fact it all looks like the JewJew movies reeks of "we only want normies/casuals"

>>83850290
Why so much rage over something you haven't seen? Even if it's bad, why be mad before you know for sure?

IF YOU HATE STD SO MUCH PITCH ME A GODDAMN STAR TREK SHOW YOU'D LIKE YOU FUCKING NERDS

>>83849911
That always sounded like Germans post-WW1 to me. They blamed the civilian government, because they didn't want to admit they didn't have the military capability to win.

>>83850364
Creation of the Federation with little to no action and no sandniggers.

>>83850071
The fact that all of Earth runs off of a single power system that can be shut down by a few teenagers with no backups or independent power supplies for emergency and military services tells us that the Fed gives zero fucks to safety.

>>83850323
But he has seen, we all have seen the trailer. He is right in that it is low light, lenseflared, Dutch angled jew jew filth.

>>83846364
>It's an alien puts the emphasis on the wrong word episode
I don't know if this was intentional, or they had others do it because Dax was doing it in the pilot, but it really bugged me.

>>83850364
Star Trek: Cardassian occupation fun time. It follows the Bajoran occupation from the perspective of the spoonheads and would be similar in outlook to the Starship troopers novel in it's pro-fascist militarism.

>>83850364
A section of Federation space is blocked off from the rest (whilst still being open to unexplored frontier space) suddenly by magnetic storms that destroy any ship passing through. Follow a ship trapped within the area as the trapped Federation worlds try and survive without the help of the rest of the Federation.

Basically original Voyager plan but with planets instead of a ship.

>>83850323
>>83850458
>dutch angles
>lens flares blocking the screen
>shaky cam
>glass viewscreen
>Niggons instead of Klingons
>uniform style
>greebly Star Wars looking ships
It's all taken from the JJ movies.

>>83850695
So The Void but scaled up to planets?

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>>83847665
>the aliens were always the best characters on DS9
I think O'Brien is best, and clearly the writers did too based on how much they Punished him.

>>83850762
S7 suffered because it didn't have a true Punished O'Brien episode

>>83850413
They used a computer virus that spread to the backups, though admittedly it was stupid of the Feddies not to have air-gapped backups.

>>83849911
And the civilian government only had any influence because the Central Command had just suffered a major defeat.

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>>83850364
sisko uses torpedoes tipped with trilithium resin on all cardasian worlds as reparations for the war killing zillions.

janeway stops him but decides to genocide all federation worlds to balance things out.

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>>83850364
Admiral Janeway oversees a Federation invasion of the Delta Quadrant to "protect the quadrant from the Borg and stop the expansion of the Collective"

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BRUNT, FCA.

>>83834928

I'd like to think so.

>>83851351
>Stop giving women rights

>>83851401
The world would be a better place right now if women were always considered chattel. Prove me wrong.

>>83851505
do you want to see your mother's tits

>>83851538
Property doesn't have to be naked, and I doubt my father would appreciate that either.

Liking Darmok is a sure sign of pseudo-intellectualism.

Armond White, his taste revealed

>>83851767
Contrarian hipster faggot.

>>83851988
The entire stupid language falls apart when you give it a milisecond of thought


How would the captain of the ship tell the chief engineer to fix the warp core for example?

"WHEN THE MECHANIC MADE THE CAR GO"

How would they order food?

"WHEN THE AMERICAN ATE THE BURGER!"

Its completely fucking retarded

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>>83834788
>occupation
>15 million dead in 50 years
>Bajor population: 3.8 billion
>Cardassian technology probably saved more than killed.

when did you realise the Cardassians did nothing wrong other than trying to civilize backwards savages?

>>83850364
TNG Returns

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>>83850364
Sequel to ENT
>Star Trek: Atlantis
>Daedalus-class ship
>smaller, faster, more efficient than NX-class ships
>old man Shran is the captain
>they explore stuff beyond the knowledge of even the Vulcans
>series ends with ship getting btfo and contaminating some alien culture

>>83850364
150 years after Voyager

Dominion and Federation have combined, have trans warp and explore other galaxies.

Borg have been totally REKT and are just a small fraction of what they used to be

have a Vorta and a Hologram crew member

>>83852310
>implying the concept of "language" at all would be comprehensible to any alien consciousness
>implying the concept of concepts would be comprehensible

It's a scyfy show for fun nigger.

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>>83852358

B-B-But, Muh Prophets

Ro Larren is my Trekfu though, it sucks that they made her join the Maquis.

>>83852494
Reminder that every single Maqui except for those on Voyager got killed

Your precious Ro Laren is dead


inb4 but muh books

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>>83852525

>>83852494
Kira is the superior Bajoranfu

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>>83852628

Nana got nothing on Michelle.

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>83848501
Just keep watching. It gets more relevant to the political situation.

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>it's a Keiko episode

>>83850935
There was the one where he went undercover in the Space Mafia, but I guess that wasn't enough suffering for him personally?

>>83853819
scratch that, I'm thinking of a 6th season episode anyway.

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>>83852704

>>83853866
He does get beat up offscreen in the S7 follow up episode with Ezri's mother.

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>>83852704
Okay, here goes..
So basically I have a penis and a scrotum holding two ovular balls called testes.
Now these testes connect to what's known as the prostate gland through a duct called the vas deferens.
Stay with me, okay? Now here, in the prostate, a fluid is secreted and expelled with a fertilizer, so to speak, called sperm.
They combine to form a mixture excretion called semen.
When in a state of sexual arousal, the penis, that long but limp shaft you see here, hardens via a balloon effect that increases the flow of blood within it.
As the intercourse of my species reaches it's "critical state", the prostate expels the semen through a duct that leads to the urethral opening, or the end of my penis, and expels it out into our female's vagina.
I could show you how this actualized if you are interested.

>>83855047
>long
yeah hehe......

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Just watched Favorite Son for the first time, would probably be worth dying if you actually got an orgy with those women out of it.

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>Klingon Empire rivals The Federation in power
>Federation is a union of hundreds of species trading, innovating, and defending together
>Klingon Empire is just a handfull of planets some agro bug-headed gorillas live on

how is the empire so fearsome? how can its technology keep pace with the federation? how was it not quickly bitchslapped on all sides by not only the federation, but also romulans and cardassians? literally how?

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>>83857442

One of the main points in favour of the Klingon and Romulans are the cloaking devices being illegal in the Federation, there was an episode in TNG about a poor admiral portrayed as the bad guy for wanting to change things.

I don't remember the character's nor actor's name, it was the guy plays John Locke in Lost.

>>83857442
Homogeneity.

>>83857442
Cardassians aren't even in the same quadrant.

>>83850364
Voyagerish reboot/retelling with an Cardie/Romulan/klingon/Fed crew(like they escaped from that prison rock) End up in the Delta quadrant and go full hail mary on the Borg...annihilating them completely, but all dieing in the end

>>83842560
Totally got under Sisko skin and shows the depths Sisko will plunge for Victory.

>>83857541
i thought they were only illegal because of a peace treaty between the federation and klingons

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>>83855625
ah yes, the space chad from Alpha Guggleyei 9

>>83838990
Gatekeeping is a fad to complain about, he is entitled to his idea

>>83857794
It was the Treaty of Algeron between the Federation and the Romulans, signed after the Tomed Incident around the 2310s IIRC.

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Just dropping truth:

TOS > VOY > TNG > DS9 > Enterprise

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>>83846901
>>Started as white guys in blackface
I don't think you know what blackface is anon.

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>>83849640
>How can there be war crimes if there wasn't a war?

>>83838868
I agree with his choice of Saavik as an image.

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This is my first time watching DS9 and holy shit, mfw this fucking guy showed up.

>>83838663
I always thought the show would've been infinitely better if Voyager met up with a Cardassian ship instead of the Maquis. But then I guess it would've been ds9 part 2.

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Its time to settle this once and for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/13175842

https://youtu.be/o7SXraLd1xA

>>83860691
They wanted to do an arc where they ran into dominion space but the DS9 producers would not allow it because Voyager ruined the Borg and would do the same to the dominion

>>83860757
>Tuvix is an abomination that deserves to be destroyed
>But this means I have to admit Janeway was right

>>83860757
I kinda wish there was a second option for kill which guarantees that Neelix doesn't return.

>>83834854

Israelis have moved more towards the religious right spectrum lately.

Would DS9 have improved with Ro playing the role of Kiera?

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Do you feel bad for Remata'Klan?

"It is not my life to give up Captain, and IT NEVER WAS."

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http://www.strawpoll.me/510097

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>>83860646
Great character, great actor

>>83844832
The internet never ceases to amaze me.

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>>83860853
you are either with neelix or against neelix.

>>83860646

He was a great contrast to the scumbag Keevan.

>>83834788
Just finished the first series and went on to farpoint station with the next generation. I really enjoyed it and can see there's a lot of opportunities. I think I may like it even more than the original. I think the first series is too ham fisted with the analogies and "if we kill them they win" type musings, even though I loved the characters and sets.

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What did they mean by this?

>>83861130
If you enjoyed Farpoint, the rest of TNG is going to blow your mind.

>>83860802
>they wanted to do an arc
>Voyager
>arc
This is how I know that you're lying.

>>83860802
Don't know how that'd work since the dominion were in the other direction.

Although if Voyager travelled to the gamma quadrant wormhole they could've shaved like 30 years off their trip. Was the wormhole known to them before they got trapped in the delta quadrant?

>>83861284
They must have, they were at DS9 in the VOY pilot when Sisko was in charge

>>83861284
Yes, but the existence of the Dominion was known to Voyager too.

I understand why Janeway chose not to go there, but I would have preferred to see the Voyager crew at least DISCUSS the possibility.

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>>83861284
>>83861346
i figured there was more space wind spinning that direction slowing them down.

>>83861438
How the fuck were those crinkle nosed fucks supposed to have gotten these damn ships into orbit?

they dont even have thrusters on the ship so it doesnt seem like they had that tech, since this was like the bajoran version of WE WUZ KANGZ

The god damn blueprints were carved in stone so it was ancient times for them, like bronze age at best

Seriously, how did ancient bajorans get their dumb fucking space boats into orbit

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>>83861527
Do you even have to ask?

>>83861131

I'm really excited for The Orville. I'm a sucker for comedy sci-fi like Red Dwarf

>>83852310
No shit, it's an episode of Star Trek. Humanoid alien species that speak english, Klingons, and faster than light travel also make perfect sense huh?

>>83861577
Have you ever even watched Trek once

They dont all speak english, they all wear translators

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>>83861527
it is corporeal.....

linear.....

>Someone can watch this and unironically say TOS is the best Trek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avTfiRccYIA

>>83861693

TOS is fantastic when drunk. It's so comfy and campy at the same time

>>83861639
I didn't say they all spoke english nigger. Anyways it doesn't fucking matter, my point is there is so much in every single episode that is not at all realistic so why complain about the Tarmarian language?

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What website is he on?

>>83861693
starfleets methods might seem strange to outsiders.

>>83861797
24chan

>>83861797
something with trap porn

he wants that Soren boi pussi

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>tfw Dukat saved Ziyal
>tfw Dukat lost Ziyal
>tfw Dukat gave Damar the courage give up that damn Kanar and be Cardassia's hero
I may go through Ds9 again.

>>83862475
Damar deserved better.

Those old West humans in the Expanse should have genocided the Skags.

>>83844935
>And I am not a politician. But sometimes, fate plays cruel tricks on us, Worf.

>>83852414
That was just that queer Rottenberry stealing again, this time from 2001 pre-production.

With those stupid nacelles attached to an oil can, it's one of the most ridiculous looking ships in all of Star Trek lore.

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>>83846901
Klingons didn't go full nigger until TNGay. Before that, they more closely resembles Mongolians. See >>83860363

>>83852448
This

>see pretty cool looking star trek thread
>scroll down to the latest posts to see what the discussion is about
>trap
>boi pussi
>porn image
>genocide
>queer
>nigger
Wow.

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>Just finished ENT today, have seen it all now, even the animated series
wtf do I do now bros?

>>83864102
Donwload Star Trek timelines for your phone and play with me anon

>>83844416
>Perhaps blowing up our children is their way of communicating

Picard would make a brilliant 21st century politician.

>>83846832
>Qo'noS

Pretty sure they actually spell it 'Kronos' in that movie. Really did their research.

>Similitude
What an excellent fucking episode. I'd put it up against Measure of a Man and The Offspring.

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>>83863972
Oh look! A delicate snowflake. In a Star Trek thread. Whoda thunk it? Get your mommy to tuck you in bed. It's too late for you to be up.

>>83864102
Babylon 5
Blake's 7
Legend of the Galactic Heroes

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> the defiant, a ship created for war and combat
> gets its ass torn out in its first mission
> gets its ass torn out against the borg in first contact
> gets jobbed every step of the way

>>83864343
Just checked
They did

>>83865524
It went on dozens of missions over the course of the war, if the only thing that could stop it was a borg cube I'd say that's pretty good. And that didn't even destroy it, just disabled.

>>83850493
what are you talking about?

>>83852310
You answered your own questions, do you have a point other than "I, Anonymous, think this is stupid"?

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>>83865774
That time she called Sisko a nigger.

>>83865524
it was designed by the loser team of the federation
even Barclay would have done a better job

>>83852448
>Dominion and Federation have combined
Why?

>Borg have been totally REKT
How?

That sounds worse than fanfiction.

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>>83861067
It's honestly very reminiscent of the early 90's internet.

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>>83852494
>>83852669
Michelle was great and so hot in BSG too, that makes her starfu

The ponytail snackbars from S3 of ENT are what the Bajorans should have been.

>>83857442
Klingons are a warrior culture, basically their entire fleet is dedicated to war or security, they don't have half their personnel on scientific missions or waste time trying to convince aliens they meet that they're lovely people and definitely not a military organisation, they just conquer them and take their shit to put towards the war effort.

Klingons also use very dirty tactics. Starfleet wouldn't consider boarding an enemy vessel and cutting the throats of the bridge crew, and they're unprepared for others doing it to them.

>>83866125
Klingons get shit done.

>>83850364
Mirror Universe series. Enough said

>>83866389
Might be a little heavy on the edge but it would make a fun season.

>>83850364
basically JAG set in Starfleet
following a team of officials and lawyers having to set up dispute and legal stuff

>>83850364
A Star Trek show that has Jeffrey Combs and J. G. Herzler on the bridge and that has outdoor locations that aren't southern California.

That's it.

>>83866389
They would have to make it less retarded evil for the sake of it and more in the lines of 40k or something where they just have deliberately anti-enlightenment values and fix all the shit DS9 did to the mirror universe

>>83839534
>That episode where Data plays the journals of a dead ensign for his mother
>She destroys the Crystalline Entity because of it
>Data tells her that her son wouldn't be happy or proud of her

Dat last scene hits like a truck.

>>83850364
Star Trek done right.

No faggots.
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

>>83866546
So, UFPCIS?

It could work with some really competent people, but I fear there isn't enough material for such a specific focus, and without the target of the investigation being someone we care about like when they do trial episodes in Trek, it would just end up being another procedural, and I also fear you'd get Midsomer Syndrome- why would anyone live in the one crimehole in paradise?

How would you solve that?

>>83863795
>what is Stark Trek II

>>83866620
And they run for Congress.

>>83866895
Could work

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>>83866716
kys

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>>83844771
>I want them as dead as Tuvix
You fucking asshole

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Vote for me.

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>>83866940
How about a nice therapy dog, some crayons, or play dough to help you with your projection problem?

Does anyone have one of those bait episode guides for DS9?
Going off of the episode descriptions has me jumping from first two eps of season 3 to Tom Riker stealing the defiant.

>>83867141
>skipping
The guides aren't bait, but your post is.

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>>83867190
I'm skipping only dax episodes and bland concept episodes
I cannot stand jadzia dax and I cannot abide trudging through non-quark filler.

Him founding his own klingon house was great.
Him running into his terrorist/professor ex girlfriend isn't

>>83867258
>Him running into his terrorist/professor ex girlfriend isn't
Casablanca homage tho.

>>83867272
It put me to sleep

I'm up to Se3 episode 10 of DS9
When does it get amazing?
It's good, but when is it great?

>>83867303
Perhaps it needed a scene where the Cardassian and Bajorans sing competing anthems in Quark's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM-E2H1ChJM

>>83867381
Season 3, huh? Nog becomes my favorite character in episode 14, the political intrigue ramps up in episode 20, and oh shit they're everywhere in episode 26.

>>83867381
It gets good when the Dominion War starts and stays good to the end but especially seasons 5, 6 and 7.

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>>83867381
>s4 e3 the visitor

>>83867478
>Anon might reach this episode on Father's Day

>>83862492
Cardassia didn't deserve Damar.

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> tfw it's a "Nina visitor wants to fuck the priests brains out while he wants to fuck jadzia" episode

>>83867493
Jokes on you, my dad's dead

What was the point of that episode?
Was it that Troi's PMS made everyone want to screw eachothers brains out the point?
Was there a Message other than Jadzia has a hard on for Sisko and Bashir wants to root Kira and Quark wants to molest kieko?

What was the point

>>83865524
Why do britfags like star trek so much?

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>>83868545
I'm Australian actually

>>83868709
Same thing. Australians are just England's equivalent of southerners.

>>83868836
You've obviously never met an Australian or a brit.

>>83860939
Truly based. The Dominion didn't deserve him

>>83868836
Can't begin to describe how much we prefer Aussies over southerners.

>Geordi LaForge
>Isn't actually a Geordie

explain this

I made this thread a day ago and it's still alive, is /tv/ dying?

>>83850364
Frasier or Seinfeld but in the 2300's Star Trek timeline.

>>83870647
/v/edditors are busy with the E3

>>83865941
>Why

Because its what the Federation does, absorbs its enemies into its empire. After they ended the war on good terms its inevitable


>How
I dont care how, Im sick of the borg being the big bad so often and we dont need another series focusing on them. Theres not much else you can do with them now. Leave them in TNG and VOY

>>83864102
Play some of the games

try Star Trek: Voyager – Elite Force 1 & 2

Its like Quake but in ST

>>83850364
That 2370's Show

About a group of teenagers growing up in the 2370's!

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>>83862240

>>83870799
>Ended the war on good terms
>Founders find out Section 31 almost successfully genocided them
>Everyone else remembers the Dominion's war of aggression against pretty much everyone including attempting to wipe out Cardassia prime

>>83870582
I heard this guy is playing Geordie in the reboot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1DnFdJrww

>>83845085
Severely underrated post

>>83867381
3x20- Improbable Cause. Don't skip or read ahead though.

>>83868545
It was on every day on half a dozen channels on Sky after school, I used to watch at least 2 TOS and 2 TNG episodes as soon as I got home for years.

>>83850364
Captain Picard gains Q powers and uses them to make the clothes of beautiful women fall off.
They all scramble to put them on again but he will already have seen everything.

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>>83872311

>>83848944
>>83848239
>>83847665
>Replicators are a thing
>Can literally turn shit into the finest whiskey the galaxy has ever seen
>this guy still makes money off of selling drinks and food

I never understood this

>>83872693
The replicators aren't public access.

>>83872839
But everyone has one in their quarters, even O'Brien.

>>83872839
Yes they are. There's dozens of scenes where people go to the public replicator and order food. It's like 90% of the time that Miles and Bashir talk in the first few seasons.

>>83872911
I remember there being a line about the replicators being to restricted to station personnel.

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>>83850364
Post VOY/Romulus destruction
Set across 3 ships, one Fed, One Klingon and one Romulan.
Klingons are on another FUCK THE FEDERATION RIDGEPRIDE QUADRANTWIDE bent
Romulans are dealing with the destruction of Romulus and their story will be all poltical intrigue and the captain rising to power within the remnants of the Empire
Feds are still dealing with their power being weakened and the loss of systems caused by the Dominion War
Stories impact on each other be it because they meet, or in background ways like the Federation have a problem getting supplies because of Klingon raids on key worlds or whatever.
Jeffrey Combs plays a key role

>>83873068
fund it

>>83872693
Replicators always make the same thing. Identically. Sure you can replicate yourself some indetikit whiskey, OR you can go down to Quarks and get you some drink with character.

I'd imagine it's a bitch to program in new stuff, so variations of choice would be limited.

Plus not everyone has replicators. Merchant ships that pass through likely don't, and the Federation no doubt are happy to pay for the tabs of their officers given that it props up a bar used by non federation races on a Federation station. It's good for goodwill with ayyy lmaos to have Quarks remain open.

>>83861639
So do you get your panties in a wad everytime an alien uses an English idiom that they wouldn't even know about?

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>>83868545
Back in the early 90's when most people didn't have cable it was on on the BBC, one of the 5 terrestrial channels available.