*Locks eyes with you from across the firelit room* You've

>>83834491
Make for the men's bathroom while maintaining eye contact

>>83834503
hoping to make use of the glory hole huh?

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Crashing this tavern..

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>83834713
>no-one cared who I was until I put on the ring

>>83834491
I ask him why he's named after a Sega Genesis game.

>>83834491
Implying I can see him staring from under that hood

>>83834491
Is that a shard of anduril in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

>>83835113
You just FEEL it

>>83835009
If I pulled that off would you die?

What do you think he was doing there, /tv/? What would his night have been like if he didn't meet the Hobbits?

>>83835215

Eat, drink, smoke go back out and range around snuffing orcs and goblins

>>83835143
anduril is reforged blade
narsil is the one is shards

Do you think he ever thought about sticking his pee pee into any of the little hobbits

>>83834491
Are those camo pants

>>83835340
nah, just birdshit

>>83834491

Slowly standing up while at the same time pulling my pants down. Maintaining eye contact all the time.

>>83834491
*nods respectively towards you*

>>83834491
Show him my economic manifesto

>>83834491
>What's your next move?
Flying to Mordor on Eagles.

>>83835392
SHUT UP THE EAHGLES WILL GET EAT BY BLACC FLYING SWARM LOARD RIDERS

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>>83835215
wasn't he summoned there by gandalf? Are you telling me this was just a random meeting and he just happened to be the heir of Isildur?

>>83835448

He's asking what would he be doing there if he wasn't supposed to fill in for Gandalf, how is that so hard to understand, his post isn't in Navajo.

>>83835473
>his post isn't in Navajo
>implying it isn't

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Serious question, anons.
Does anyone have this picture of Frodo saying 'Why didnt they just' while in the background theres Middle Earth representing the space being bent in forming a warmhole?
Been looking for ages and cant find it anywhere.

>>83835473
what are you even trying to say? The other poster said "What do you think he was doing there?" We know what he was doing there you stupid nigger, Gandalf told him to be there.

Wormhole*

>>83835545
it's actually wyrmhole in middle earth

>>83835533
>"What do you think he was doing there?"

And then he goes on to say "What would his night have been like if he didn't meet the Hobbits?" you fucking asshole, complete sentences, do you understand how they work in your redacted fuckhole brain?

>>83834603
Makes me wonder how long they've existed in some form

>>83835558
This is also true of >>83834603

>>83835566
His first question:
>"What do you think he was doing there?"
is answered by:
>"Gandalf summoned him."
His next question
>"What would his night have been like if he didn't meet the Hobbits?"
is implying that he would still be at the tavern for some reason. Or do you actually think he wanted people to speculate what Strider would have been up to on a cold rainy night?
I don't know, perhaps sleeping?

>>83834491

Spaz out and throw some jewellery in the air

>>83835215
he's a ranger

they spend their nights camping around bree killing orcs and shit

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>>83834713

>>83834491
down my drink while the rythms boom

>>83835642
dude just stop giving him (You)s there's always one of those faggots spoiling a good lotr thread

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>>83835567
As long as stall-type bathrooms, probably. Which is to say, since some time well after the industrial revolution.

Then again, I bet you $20 you could find something quite like it depicted in those weird japanese porn paintings from the tokugawa period. They seem to have invented or at least partaken in every perverted activity there is

>>83835227
Does Aragorn even drink? Always seemed a fairly straight edge type to mr.

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>>83836366
He was obviously drunk at his wedding

>>83834491
STRIDER NO STRIDING

Good job the hobbits go there when they did. I'm sure Aragon couldn't have lasted much longer in the bar, watching all the happy groups of friends or couples, feeling like everyone is staring at him and noticing that he is alone, before making himself feel so awkward he has to down his drink (though not too fast, as they might be able to tell he was doing it on purpose) and leave to go home.

>>83836492
TheVirginStride.jpg

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>>83836492
Everyone knows it's a classic beta move to sit in the corner and face the inside of the room. Fucking normies reee

>>83835515
Please, anons, anyone.