NO NO NO NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING https://www.

>>83826123
isnt this objectively a bad movie, par for DC films?

why are people watching it

>>83826185
because women long wanted a movie that would provide them with a role model. it was a hard thing to accomplish due to patriarchy's immense influence on culture, but I'm glad that wonder woman's success demonstrates the power of female audiences worldwide

>>83826185
No, it's actually decent. Which usually happens when you don't have Snyder behind the wheel.

IT'S OVER BOYS

>>83826251

The movie was his dream project, though.

>>83826290
Then why didn't he direct it?

>>83826185
It's a good movie, better than 90% of capeshit. Saw it with my daughter and she wanted to see it again, so I've seen it twice.

>>83826320

He directed some scenes.

APOLOGIZES

>>83826185
It's actually good, this coming from a guy who thought all the prior DCEU films have been shit. I expected this one to be shit, saw the good reviews and it didn't change my expectation. But at the end of the movie I had to admit, it was a decent flick. Perhaps there is hope for the DCEU abortion, yet.

>>83826320
Because he was put by WB on the helm of their project aka JL.
Snyder would have been happy directing Supermang movies but they really, really wanted a JL movie to bring in as much cast as they could.

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>>83826320
He was busy reshooting Suicide Squad

>>83826185
Its pretty enjoyable 'objectively'

>>83826123
>living life assblasted about things that don't matter at all
lel

>>83826123

Its a good movie. I'd rank it equal or higher than Ironman 1. Shame that Gal's acting is so fucking bad but at least Pine carried the movie

>>83826123
/tv/ literally BTFO again!

>>83826711
She stood there and looked hot that's all that matters.

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>>83826123

>watching WW
>get a boner with young Diana
>still have a chub with teenage Diana
>lose it when Gal Gadot appears

this fucking board ruined me. fuck this shit ;_;

>>83826123
everything about movies is as fake as the plots

how much they cost
how much they make
how much actors get paid
how long it takes to make them

its all lies

>>83826755

yeah. I had this Gal Gadot impression that she was ugly since I've been on this board for so long but she really looked stunningly beautiful in the movie. made me want to defend Israel and kill all mudslimes after that

there where no "action zoom" shots, maybe that's the secret.

>>83826745
How does /tv/ consistently manage to be wrong every time?

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>>83826331
>my
lets not fool ourselves into thinking your wife's daughter is your own, now

>>83826806
This board is fake too. The posts are lies. 4chan on the whole is a big lie. Humans do not post here. It's just you and a bunch of marketing bots.

>>83826123

So... am I supposed to love this movie because it BTFOs Marvelcucks or hate it because it stars a filthy Jewess?

>>83826354
I have always argued this was his best role. Backup director, B roll director, director of photography, shit along these lines. He is not a visionary. He's a man with a decent sense for cinematography.

>force awakens makes 2 billion dollars with a female lead
>a few write ups and stories about the amount
>some run of the mill capeshit film with a female lead makes 400 million
>HUMANITY IS SAVED! GIRLS HAVE ROLE MODELS NOW! SEE THIS IS PROOF THE FUTURE IS FEMALE!

my brain hurts

>>83827040

If it wasn't for Snyder, though, this movie wouldn't take place in WW1 nor have Steve Trevor in it.

>>83827118
Ignore femishits. This movie was successful because the actors were good and the story was good. Had nothing to do with a couple females being in it... that's divide and conquer Jew bullshit.

Anyway, Star Wars would have sold tickets no matter what. Could have had a Down's Syndrome kid stand in for the main character and it still would have grossed over a billion.

>>83827270
>This movie was successful because the actors were good and the story was good.
Nice try Schlomo, but movie story wasn't good, and most of the actors were maruto-tier

>>83827336
Here's your (You), spend it wisely.

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>>83827270
I guess you're right. I didn't think of star wars that way, but to me capeshit films are basically the same kind of guarantee . It will sell gangbusters no matter the quality of the film I.E suicide squad.

i guess they needed a new vehicle for their political ideologies after ghostbusters flopped and sunk that whole "ghostbusters franchise" nonsense.

>>83827270
It sucked balls you feminist. I pirated a copy and wanted to hurl after 5 minutes.
>actors were good and the story was good

Saw it today, I thought it was a solid 7 and much better than any recent capeshit that came out.

GotG 2 was better than this shit by a mile, lets not fool ourselves.

Still, Logan is and will be the best capeshit that come out this year.

>>83826766
Seek help guy.

>>83828002
All three are shit. Grow up.

>>83828002
Gotg2 came out last year so it's not really relevant right now.

>>83827151
If it was made by Snyder, it would've gotten shit reviews, people wouldn't have liked it and it would've underperformed like everything he did except 300 and Dawn of the Dead.

>>83826392
>Because he was put by WB on the helm of their project aka JL.
And then replaced by Whedon.

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>>83826234
shutup dipshit

isnt this less than half of bvs? hows that good?

>>83828065
> May 5, 2017
> last year

>>83826123
>2weeks to just barely get your money back
It's doing ok just barely

>>83828232
Much lower budget, much lower expectations because WW is not nearly as big as Batman and Superman.

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>a movie about a jew killing Germans and white men sacrificing themselves for Jews grossed 400 million
What did jew mean by this?

>>83828232
>hurrr every movie needs to make 1 billion+ to be a success

Back to r/movies for you

>>83826234
t.cucked faggot who assumes its all women going to see it.

Wonder Woman has been in comics since forever. She's been a sex symbol for young boys since forever.

>>83826123
Why didnt women and sjw's care when movies like Underworld and Resident Evil came out?

this is nothing but propaganda being pushed by the media

>>83828454
muh woman director (Patty is good at her job, though)

muh iconic character

>>83828454
>Why didnt women and sjw's care when movies like Underworld and Resident Evil came out?
Because "muh sexualisation"

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IT'S ANOTHER NAKBA

IT'S THE SIX DAY WAR ALL OVER AGAIN

THE BOX OFFICE IS A BULLDOZER AND /TV/ IS RACHEL CORRIE

AL-QUDS WILL NEVER BE CONQUERED

>>83828454
because those movies are garbage

>>83826123
Do you feel in charge?

>>83828563
isnt there crotch shots in Wonder Woman? plus she's running around in skimpy clothing.

>>83828599
>AL-QUDS WILL NEVER BE CONQUERED
>right now when Hezbollah starts recieving persian weapon and soldiers again

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>>83828454

>>83828643
So women empowerment roles only count when the movie is good? I see.

>>83828665
So what?

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>>83828671
>hezbollah
>had to be rescued from a bunch of goat farmers in syria by the russians

k

>>83828748
muh sexualisation

>>83828665
She is CGI'd like 60% of time, and all crotch shots are from actions scenes where she is basically CGI'dd the whole time.

>>83828707
> Brianna Wu

aka a literal retard.

>>83826331
>daughter
Anon it's not nice to lie. Don't you mean your wife's daughter?

>>83828665
Citation needed.

>>83828761
>bunch of goat farmers
>pretending that SUnni are minority on Middle East
>by the russians
What's wrong? ISIS and Nusra protected by US and Israel ground forces.
Meanwhile
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Lebanon_conflict_(1985%E2%80%932000)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Lebanon_War

why the fuck did they make the germans out to be nazi tier evil monsters in this movie? let's leave ww2 and whether hitler was "all that bad" because i don't want to start a /pol/ vs. sjw's vs. jews and whoever else chimes in argument for no reason. but from my understanding of history, germans in ww1 were no worse then anyone else, no? Except they were on the losing side and got btfo after the war too, which actually lead directly to hitler.

anyway, the cartoonish way they portrayed the germans as the most evil people on earth made me keep questioning, "wait, is this ww1 or ww2?" even though they referred to it as the great war etc and the uniforms, anyway it's supposed to be ww1. yet still nazi's. the fuck? anyone?

>>83828775
How it's sexualisation if it's asexual-unattractive?

Gotta say I'm surprised. I thought Gadot was an awful choice to play Wonder Woman

>>83826185

Its by far the worst piece of shit I have ever seen.

Somebody needs to go Elliot Rodgers on DShit

>>83826185
YOU GO GURL!!!!!!!!

>>83828937
You may think that Gal Gadot running around in skimpy clothing is unattractive, but others will beg to differ.

>>83828936
But they didnt. Besides from the general the Germans wanted peace, and it showed that the war was shitty for everyone else. Didnr you get the final scene where the Germans are hugging the indian and the poo after Ares is killed?

>>83826766
Same. Started looking for cunny pics.

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>>83828909
>being this butthurt that drunken slavs had tor rescue your favorite sand nigger

>>83826123
This is actually a pretty decent movie, anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong

>>83826185
It's average capeshit BUT Gal Gadot a cute.

>>83829010
I guess we didn't watch the same movie then mate. the germans, to me, might as well have been nazi's because that's how they were portrayed. also ares was killed, of course everyone was going to hug it out, that's literally the whole fucking point of the movie.

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>>83829076
thanks, goy

>>83829086
Kek. I feel bad for you. You've got too much /pol/ in you.

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>>83826766
How old are you? If you're around the teenage age range thats totally normal (sort of)

Consider suicide if you're over the age of 20 though

>>83829086
The kikes will always try to embed muh evil nazi's into your brain any chance they get.

>>83829130
>said the reddit fag

For one of the DC Trinity, if it doesn't break 1billion with the current popularity of capeshit, it should be considered a flop.

>>83829039
>>being this butthurt
TOP FUCKING KEK
I'am fucking proud, bbecause I'am
>drunken slav

>>83827270

if it had a downy as the lead it would have made more than with daisy. I would have seen it ten times

I think my favorite part of this movie was that it supported feminism, but not in the gay way. Like I remember multiple times in the movie where she specifically said men are just as good as girls.

Inb4 all feminism is gay

If you honestly think classical feminism (as opposed to modern gay feminism) is stupid, then you need to suicide.

>For the record, the Gal Gadot vehicle, directed by Patty Jenkins, has already surpassed every DC Comics movie that isn’t a Chris Nolan Dark Knight sequel or the last three DCEU movies.

lol. So it basically means nothing currently

>>83829200
slavs are subhuman

>>83826185
I haven't stepped into a kinoplex in about two years. "Who's paying to watch this shit?" is the question that haunts the dark corners of my every waking second.

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>>83829225
It supported the 'true' form of feminism, equality, instead of one being better than the other, or wanting the other side hobbled down to thier level.
Also it was refreshing and very satisfying to see Gadot trigger so many people on twitter and the internet in general with it.

>>83826185

It was a decent movie that had serviceable plot, characters, a clearly define with an interesting setting. The editing was good, the pacing was as well and it didn't leave you confused as to what was going on. It turned to a CGI shitfest at the end though like all capeshit movies do nowadays. It wasn't a mess of a production like with BvS and Suicide Squad.

This movie is successful because its the least like a DC movie out of the bunch. I'd dare to say if you put a Marvel Logo at the start of this movie people wouldn't bat an eye to it.

>>83826123
Marlets and mouse btfo

>>83826185

It's tonally all over the place, the cgi is very bad at certain points, and Gal Gadot is a shit actress. The end battle is disappointing, which was shitty because most of the action scenes are decent. It's a 6.5 or 7/10. Forgettable summer shit.

>>83826185
It's better than anything the mouse shits out of its ass

>>83826185
it's very mediocre

>>83829239
>westcuck jew-lover calling someone subhuman

>>83826185
objectively it is one of the best super hero movies. the only slight is shitty looking CGI.

>>83826123
"Disney shill" here
Good finally DC will fix their universe lets just hope wonderwoman isnt the only good film to come out of it Dont fuck it up.

>no zack synder
>it's actually good

I'm not surprised

>>83829354
>It's tonally all over the place
No it isn't, and Gadot might be a shit actress but she's great in this one.
He's right about the CGI and final battle though.

>>83826123
WTF I want to destroy palestine now

>>83829086
>the germans, to me, might as well have been nazi's because that's how they were portrayed.
Only Ludendorf was. Read who he was in real life and you'll see why.

>>83828707
But only one of those has a woman lead.

>>83826185
Sponsored by and for Zionist

>>83829086
It's amazing how many Wheraboos are around to rush to the defense of Germany in any movie ever. Germans themselves don't even give a fuck

I don't remember how but when I watched it with my sisters and their friends the other day I 100% guessed that the British dude was the bad guy the first time we meet him and they got salty at the end and asked if I googled the spoilers.

If I can guess that the first scene with the dude the movie isn't very good.

>>83829416
I am a Greek

>>83829086
Germans were pretty good desu, they wanted peace as much as brits, only Ludendorf and Dr. Poison were portrayed in bad light. Not to forget Ares was a Brit though

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>>83829482
kys

>>83829086

It was morally grey. But sides were shown as to be starving, out of munitions and just generally fucked in terms of the fighting. They all wanted out, the Germans were going to sign the peace treaty before Ludendorf killed them all. Even the men under him wanted out and he had to shoot one of them to set them straight.

At that stage in the war there was no winners, everybody wanted out. What bothered me is that Wonder Woman was so quick to just murder Germans left and right. They should have had her disabling their gun emplacements, getting them to surrender peacefully. I guess we needed some fighting going on, oh well.

>>83829707
And she called the Brit commanders a bunch of pussies.

>>83829791
>murder Germans left and right.
She only did when she heard what was happening in that town.

>>83829747

>DC Comics BR Club
>Brazilian Club

Further proof its shitskin South Americans with their love of Jesus that made BvS successful and keep perpetrating the meme that it was a deep movie.

>>83826123
imagine if Snyder directed it. James Cameron would have been so pissed that he broke his Avatar record

>>83829913
t. furious kike

>>83826745
>/tv/

the marvel redditors on /tv/ dont encapsulate the entire board

>>83826123
If you watched it, you'd see it's a good movie. This isn't ghostbusters-level cringe.

>>83829686
You mean turk?

it's a good movie. i saw it in imax 3d and it was pretty awesome. good characters, even a good message. hard to be cynical about it.

if i were a woman i would be fucking pumped about this movie.

I wish I could have enjoyed it as much as the lesbian couples in the seats in front of me did.

>>83830011
>DCuck talking about redditors

it was shit and doesn't hold a candle to MoS or BvS

>the jew wins again

>>83828297
Chris Pine is also of Jewish descent

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What the FUCK happened to the German battle cruiser in the beginning when they stormed the beach and WHY didn't it shell the beach and BTFO of those rosaries?

>>83826185
The movie was good and I took a date to see it and we ended up fucking in her car afterwards. More than I can say about every other capeshit movie I've ever seen

>>83826185
Better than Logan which was better than everything Marvel

>>83826185
>why are people watching it
I can't believe you have to ask this, it's a superhero film for god sake.

>>83832672
your dick got feminist'd

stop enjoying a movie with female lead

cast a dude as wonder woman

>>83829561
And why was that exactly? Ludendorff was driven, maybe even fanatical but I doubt he was a sadist and a psycho as portrayed in the movie.

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>>83826123

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>>83826123
>Watching Gadot over Sofia
What is wrong with people?

>>83832790
RottenTomatoes told me Gal Gadot is 93%
while The Mummy girl is barely 17%

>women actually identify with her
>she's not even human

top fucking lel

>>83832840
>men actually identify with superman
>he's not even human

top fucking lel

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>>83826123
>female protagonist

>>83832790
>Doesn´t know the movie barely have any Sofia in it

This shit is basically "Tom Cruise - The Movie"

>>83832593
>germans
>BTFOing stron independent jews
>in jewish movie

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>tfw the guy who played the turk posted pics with Gal on Twitter
>replies like "REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID YOU KNOW SHE'S A ZIONIST!"