>There was a really fat bloke on the plane and he was playing

>>83821285
Fatties are always in the wrong.

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*blocks Karl's path*

Karl's Tom Cruise Movie idea was good

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>>83822387
I love Karl. What was it?

>>83822586
Some bloke named Brian is mad at Tom Cruise for being so successful, they both get in an accident, Brian's brain is planted in Tom Cruise's body, and now Brian has to live life as Tom Cruise and star in Mission Impossible 8

>>83822009
good lord

>bong genetics

>I don't understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
he has a point

>What if there was a watch that could tell you how much time you had left
>"Stop talking shit Karl! No one will ever make it! How would it even work!"
Couple years later a Swedish guy invented it. The Tikker, a wristwatch that takes data you input about you lifestyle and measures heart rate and blood pressure to give an approximate "countdown" to your life expectancy.

The bit with the Gremlins annoyed me. He was talking about the Mogwai

>>83822933
>and now Brian has to live life as Tom Cruise and star in Mission Impossible 8

also pre-surgery Brian is played by Ted Danson

Karl is a genius

>>83823631
eh. I can sit here and say "what if there was a keyboard that knew what you were going to type before you typed it?" Maybe in the future somebody invents a predictive typing keyboard or something but that doesn't make me a prophet

karl had no idea how the mechanics of it would work, as far as he concerned it was magic. He even wondered if it would be able to tell if he would die in a car accident