>character knows they're about to die
>makes a witty remark with a smug expression
>>83818474
MAXIMUM COMFY
>Abusive father comes back from work one night and starts fighting with his wife
>She ends up threatening to leave him and starts packing her things
>He ends up strangling her to death in their bedroom and sets her body on fire afterwards
>Father then dials 911 and confesses to the murder before shooting himself in the head
>The police end up having to explain everything to their 12 year old son, who was at a sleepover with his friends that night
>Son ends up growing up to be a 23 year old NEET with no friends who wastes his life posting on 4chan
>>83818942
>both parents dead
>NEET
>>83818942
Is his name James Ford?