>"Ok, if this scam is going to work we need to make sure

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>>83810803

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>>83810803
I mean, just look at him, guaranteed failure

>>83810803
Jaycee Chan

Ed Helms is consistently the most mediocre part of every movie he's in

Make a movie and cast Chris Pine as lead with Adrien Brody

Any comedic actor during the late 90s early 2000s

>>83810803
Carrot top

Jaden Smith

>>83810803
SNL cast member.

>>83812543
Bobby Moynihan recently left snl
He's perfect

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>>83810803

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>>83810803
She tries and tries and tries and trues.
But it's never gonna happen.

>>83812604
fuck off cera is a god, name one shit film he's been in, scott pilgrim is kino.

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I got ya Senpai.

>>83812630
I want to see Bobby Moynihan as the lead in a really grim crime drama.

>>83813924
Scott Pilgrim is a virgin's fantasy about what they think a """"""""hot"""""""" nerdgirl would look like to them.

ProTip: Ramona would be a chad's cockslut irl but virgins idolise her anyway.

>>83814350
its just a fun action comedy with cera fumbling around like a dweeb, its lovely.

Jai Courtney and Sam Worthington as co-leads

>>83814136
You win.

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armie hammer
jessica biel
olga kurylenko
miles teller
taylor kitsch
summer glau
garrett hedlund
camilla belle

directed by john carpenter


it would be bombkino

>>83814350
>Ramona would be a chad's cockslut irl
scott pilgrim IS a chad. hes just lazy and up his own ass. cera was an awful casting. most of the cast was just wrong as fuck

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>>83813924
There's just no role Cera could take at this point that Jesse Eisenberg wouldn't do better.

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Nicole Kidman costs Hollywood tens of millions of dollars.

Way past her prime, but even in her prime, a bad bet.

But she's part of the Saturn cult so Spielberg keeps her on life support

>>83816837

https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2008/dec/08/nicole-kidman-angelina-jolie

>>83813550
What about auditioning for Blacked?

>>83816090
clearly you havent seen cera in twin peaks

>>83810926
His movies don't "bomb" per say. Hangover 3 was never going to be anything short of trash. The same with all his retarded "comedies". It's not like they're super high budget.

the entire game of thrones cast

Sprintime for Hitler