/got/ general

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>83806988
the fedora tipping dwarf
just look at catelyn, pure fishfu material

>>83806988
cat. she literally mentions right before doing it how under no circumstances should they start a war because ned is alone and surrounded by enemies.

does it anyway

>>83806988
>>83807088
check'd

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C A N O N
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>>83807282
both of them are going to die

>>83807282
grrm is a hack and all his criticisms of Toilkin are absolutely ridiculous and lacking self awareness

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I'm writing.

>>83807430
they're not criticisms of Tolkien
he worships Tolkien
the problem is with Tolkien-imitators who ruined fantasy

>>83807105
>Cat, please go home and fortify the North for war. Don't do anything until Moat Cailin is secure
>durr durr capture Tyrion got it boss durr durr
>No Cat, go home and take my orders to Robb in the North.
>HuhHuh durr Cat go Vale. Go Lysa in Vale durr huh
Cersei of the North.

>>83807819
cersei of the north is a compliment. cat was a special kind of retard.

>>83806988
when you're unsure about questions like that, just go with the rule of thumbs, the tully is always wrong.
If there's no tully, the stark is always wrong
If there's no tully or stark, the targaryen is always wrong

If there's none of them, then just ask yourself what Darkstar would do.

>>83807819
>hurr hurr releasing hostages is bad - said catelyn, few days before releasing Jaime

reminder that 2 years ago george thought he still had only 3 months left of writing before finishing winds.

>>83807882
Book Cersei. Cersei "this guy looks a bit like Rhaegar, better give him control of my entire navy", "I'll only promote people if they're incompetent, that'll show the Tyrells!", "I want Tommen to stand up for himself like Joffrey, I know, I'll threaten to beat his whipping boy to death when he shows any backbone!" Lannister.

>>83808206
Winds is finished. Winds and Dream are being released as a double feature in time for Christmas. You just have to believe.

>make one mildly negative comment about an author you otherwise love
>people call you a hater of that author until you die of fat

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>>83808359

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Was she always this delusional

>>83808250
still less retarded than cat

>>83807305
>killing AragornGandalf and ArwenSauron

>>83808408
Yes, the only character Sophie cares about is her own, everyone else is just an extension of her. She's Cersei irl

She likes Littlefinger because she wants dark politician Mind Trick Sansa

Arya because Maisie is her friend even though she doesn't like Arya as a character because she hates people liking Arya over Sansa

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>>83808359
It was only a dream.

>>83808206
Reminder that only a few months ago George announced that he'd come up with a new major twist. He's rewriting the entire book as we speak.

>>83808796
>He's rewriting the entire book as we speak.

tbf he's probably eating a burger as we speak

>>83807496
like game of thrones?

>>83808796
Any chances for twow this year?

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>>83806984
honestly best boy shitpie cant even compete

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The one true queen

Season 6 was literally pandering to the normeis after D&D fucked the show.
It infuriates me that GoT is considered a standard of quality just because of what it once was. It's like the Simpsons all over again.
I just hope the quality would have lasted longer than a couple seasons.
Season 6 was literally pandering to the normeis after D&D fucked the show.
It infuriates me that GoT is considered a standard of quality just because of what it once was. It's like the Simpsons all over again.
I just hope the quality would have lasted longer than a couple seasons.
Season 6 was literally pandering to the normeis after D&D fucked the show.
It infuriates me that GoT is considered a standard of quality just because of what it once was. It's like the Simpsons all over again.
I just hope the quality would have lasted longer than a couple seasons.
Season 6 was literally pandering to the normeis after D&D fucked the show.
It infuriates me that GoT is considered a standard of quality just because of what it once was. It's like the Simpsons all over again.
I just hope the quality would have lasted longer than a couple seasons.

Dead show dead thread

>>83808796
>grrm writing or rewriting anything asoiaf

when he's out of twow teasers coming form the 168 pages, he'll probably just upload old scripts and stuff.

>Brienne chapter where she kills renly
>arya chapter where she lactate and decide to breastfeed nymeria

>>83808935
>It infuriates me that GoT is considered a standard of quality just because of what it once was

the people who consider GoT a standard of quality think S5/6 was quality.

>>83808900
There is a greater than 0% probability it will be released this year.

>>83808932
she dies. so does jon

>>83809072
there's a greater than 0% probability GRRM will release homemade porn vid of Sibel straponfucking his fat ass.

(probably higher probably than getting twow this year tbqh)

>>83808932
Why she looks so good this season

>>83808447
Cat is retarded because her emotions get carried away and cloud her reasoning. She's actually level-headed if she's not emotional.

Cersei is legitimately stupid. And I mean in a clinical sense.

>>83809192
both are legitimately stupid. just cerseis insanity sometimes leads to success but will be her inevitable downfall. cat is down syndrome tier

>>83809192
>She's actually level-headed if she's not emotional.
suck that she's emotional for the entire story?
Yeah I guess her decision to tell the septa to teach Sansa about knitting was a fine one.

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here for that anon last thread who was asking for more of those images, this is what ive got.
http://imgur.com/a/Yv2YL

>>83809157
She lost weight for the jonerys sex scene.

Gotta look her best for Kit

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>>83808359

>>83809371
Delusional jon/kit fag

>>83809445
>implying it isn't true
>implying I'm into manlets

By body language alone you can tell Emilia's into Kit. And if there's gonna be a sex scene, it's only natural to lose weight or do something so you look better. Rose did it too for her cave scene, got a bit too skinny though.

>>83809535
If she likes him so much she could have dated him before rose happened but she didn't

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7uCY30GoYE

>At MCM London Comic Con, NEll Tiger Free talked about her experience playing Myrcella in the latter seasons of Game of Thrones. Apparently, the original plans for her death were much gorier, with practical effects including not just fake blood, but chunks of bananas standing in for Myrcella’s … brain.

>>83809588
What tell you they didn't?

Besides, she's friends with Rose now too, so it'd be awkward as fuck to date Kit when he's on/off again with Rose.

Will D&D give the Tumbler whales SanSan in order to make up for the triggering in S5?

>>83809677
I don't know if they did or didn't and I don't she's bff with rose as some people make it out to be but in general it's messy
I feel bad for emilia if she really has a crush on kit now

>>83809623
What is wrong with Britain? Nell, Sophie, Massie, Kerry... All of them were disgusting slags before they were even legal.

>>83809782
Didn't they make up for s5 in s6 sandra already got too much goin on for her she's not a main character

>>83809843
tiger is pure

SanSan is a funny name.
Sansan sounds Japanese.

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>most popular tv show
>only stars white people

what did humanity mean by this ?

>>83810373
not everything requires the taint of the negro

>>83809782
If they wanted to pander to tumblr, they'd go for jonsa.

No amount of sansan at this point will work to make up for jonerys. Tumblr as a whole doesn't find Rory attractive enough, heck, even a lot of sansan fans like to imagine he's a completely other minimally burned actor to get around that

>>83809677
What tells you they did it doesn't seem like it

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>>83810373
Ehum...

Say, where is the poster who posts funny scary disturbing GoT pics?

>>83810420
you just KNOW

>>83809623
why are d&d such degenerate fratboys

>>83810509
I think she liked aquaman more but he is married

>>83809623
gotta love that distance between her and that disgusting repelling fat fuck

>>83810629
She definitely did.

you just KNOW

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how perfect is she?

>>83811069
Not very, looks like Kristen Bell

>>83809623
what the fuck, that is her? It's been a year and she looks nothing alike...

Past her prime already

>>83810373
>ellaria
>snek 1 2 3
>white

>>83809312
Think you're missing a lot, tho I'm too lazy to find them out.

Also you should remove the douchebag brienne or scumbag brienne or wtv the fuck they named that shitty meme.

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I know this is relatively old news, but here's a fun activity to wake /got/ up a bit (aka samefagging):

According to the Georgester himself, we're getting the possibility of four spinoffs that are prequels set in the world of Westeros and beyond (count Essos too, faggots).

Let's guess on the possibility of a prequels. Pic related is to help you understand they won't be doing Dunk&Egg nor Robert's Rebellion.

Alright /tv/, muster your autism and lets create, cast and name our ideal spinoffs.

unrelated: george took off months of writing for these projects to get started, and they're going to be written by more hbo jews, yay

>>83811314
she looks as she did when she appeared in the series just without the outfit and hair extensions

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>>83811545
>Blackfyre rebellion series
just focus it on targs so we get more incest and blonde bimbos, and an actual adult cast, fuck child actors

>>83811747
they've already fucked up bloodraven due to thrones and his waiting for bran for a 1000 years

>>83809312
>>83811440
on top of my head : Jaime and the arabian beauties, Loras the gay faggot, Selmy, etc..

>>83811640
Not at all... I looked at every single picture on her instagram, because reasons, and she looks way different on that one.

>>83811440
i know i had loads on my old device cant find them

>>83811545
Four then?
1) targ shit
2) targ shit
3) more targ shit
4) targ shit

>>83811747
whats the point when the main series has fucked up, cut, combined and dropped all this shit because stupid reactor showfags wont get it

>>83811810
did he really say 1000 years? jesus christ.

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>>83811545
we need essos for the multicultural cast desu
so the untold story of gerion lannister fucking his way around essos and valyria

Idris Elba as Gerion Lannister

>>83812009
pedos are dedicated as fuck

>>83811810
it's not like showfags remember that, or even who he is.

(or D&D for that matter).

>>83812022
wouldn't mind some lore on the Faceless Men. As long as it's written/approved by GRRM anyway.

No nigger FM tho.

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*happens*

>not grrm approved
>ninja assassins just killing bad people for 3 seasons in elaborate assassination plots that makes no more sense than the Arya/Walder kill
>there's also many scene where they remove a face but it's still not he right one, mission:Impossible style
>the finale is the top assassin removing the final mask, and under, it's Arya - tho the series happen a few thousand years before GoT's events - and she winks at the camera : The end.

>>83812262
derp
meant for >>83812116

>>83811545
now that they've opened the door on extremely old characters (bloodraven, melisandre) I wouldn't be surprised if they bring up a lot more GoT characters for meme cameo purposes.

Jaqen H'ghar, Quaithe (tho they dropped her from GoT), the warlocks, etc..

>>83812009
yea unfortunately, they also named the many faced god the red god. when asked in show show if he's the three eyed raven he responds he has been many things, watching with a thousand eyes and one clearly inspired by the are you the crow? and he responds that he isn't the crow but he was once referring to the nights watch.

D&D just went off of fan theories and scimmed over the books without looking into it or any depth. fan theories were enough for content as it appeases the majority fan base.

the upcoming spin offs are going to be a cluster fuck and d&d and the fat ass will come to hate each other that much more than they already do

>>83812751
my guess is the fat ass was too secretive and made promises that he couldn't keep. that the books would be finished and all would be revealed in time and that never happened. so they were already going their own way but were forced to go the way of popular fan theories and that was the content they were left to go with.

they were already merging shit from the beginning but left with nothing in the process they had nothing to go off of other than the most hip thing they could find online. and things only got worse from there.

>>83812751
thank god we won't get Robert's rebellion

Why doesn't Martin just let fans vote for who should become the rightful king or queen of Westeros, you know kind of like when DC let fans decide if they should kill Robin or not, could it be a fun experiment or would Stannis and Daenerysfags ruin it?

>>83812961
even if they work with george with the spinoffs things are still going to be shit in the general sense and ridiculous holes and merges in the story will be left behind

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What's her endgoal?

>>83813009
normies would ruin it and someone like arya would win

>>83813034
why do females always make the dumbest fucking posts

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>>83813009

Here's why

>>83813009
......................because the result would be exactly the same as what they're planning on doing anyway........................or do you still not realize the show is doing nothing but pandering to the loudest fans

>>83812063
STOP CALLING BRORAVEN A PEDO

>>83812992
whats the point of it anyway. everyone knows what pretty much went down excluding the significant details that won't be cleared by the fatass but left to be cleared by crayons and the most appealing fan theories that resonate with the shows writers at the time.

it's pointless. whats going to be hilarious is george working with d&d and trying to resolve their colossal fuck ups with the intended storyline.

and as the fat ass goes senile he'll spend the rest of his days writing wild cards while cursing out the duo of faggots who were too simple for the job.
from the beginning you could see how george lightly trashed them rubbed them the wrong way and he had to hold back. trying to resolve this shit after their colossal fuck up is just a breeding pool for conflict.

>>83813186
who cares about knowing what happened? I guess the tv show should never have been made because there was books right? If they got actual competent writers and showrunners and not d&d fanboys/shitty targ fanboys then it would be great seeing it told in full

We're now only 4 months away from the two year anniversary of George's original deadline for TWoW

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>>83812116
Me 2 anon.

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>>83812116
With Jaqen H'ghar as protagonist?

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>Jon, with his hilarious sidekick Tormund, are on a top-secret mission to capture a wight !

>>83809192
>She's actually level-headed if she's not emotional
You don't say?

>>83812751
Jaqen calls the many faced god the Red God in the books, Germ screwed up.

>>83806988

Cat was wrong because it wasn't Tyrion's fault, he didn't even know Joff sent the guy with the dagger

>>83814068
>>83814124
Samefag more jaqensperg

>page 9

>>83814471
Don't be rude angry autist.
Cry more.

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Jonsa

>>83814289
Yes because he was nearly killed by fire.
Was Jaqen saved from drowning, he would call god the drowned god.

The Many Faced God is basically all know gods of the universe.

Also the character "Jaqen H'ghar" is believer of R'hllor (Red God) hence his red hair and his Lorathi heritage.

anyone else kind of want to watch jaquensperg and tumblrwhale fight to the death? who would win?

>>83815826
were new images released or are you spamming stuff from season 6?

>>83815808
battle of the samefags

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>>83815852
New images released

>>83815895
link?

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Here is where I leave you

>>83815922
Thank you uncle Benjen.

>>83815918
reddit

>>83815922
i'd like to slowly cut off benioff's legs with a dull knife and leave him there

>>83815808
I would probably lose because I don't want spend my whole time arguing with a tumblrbitch.

And please, use the correct term: Jaqenposter or jaqenfag for that matter.

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>>83816557

God, I just remembered how I felt when the forsaken chapter dropped. I kept refreshing the damn page as the info from the reading was dripping in. And then someone posted the whole chapter. I read it twice in the row, I couldn't sleep from the hype. I wish the fatman would write. I actually liked feast and dance, but they both felt like a huge cocktease. Only a few arcs got a climax, and just about everything ended on a cliffhanger. I need that fucking release.

>>83816817
>I need that fucking release.

That's exactly why you are and will remain a bookcuck

>>83816888
I know, it's awful. But at least I'm not a showpleb.

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The smug face of Littlefinger

>>83816909
Showplebs get release, an ending and maybe 1-2 years wait

JONERYS

>>83818030
branelyn*

>>83818194
*jonelyn and branerys

>>83806988
Meme dwarf for thinking it was a good idea to blow someone's cover who was clearly trying to go unnoticed

>>83816979
stop posting tumblr gifs mobilefag

>>83814234
dumb frogposter

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>>83816979
did our boy Petyr even do anything wrong ? why do normies hate him so much ? He's trying to climb his way up the social ladder, that's pretty much everyone's goal in life, and in a feudalistic society where blood means everything, it was inevitable that he would mess with the highborn main characters. If he had gone with Ned's plan, then Stannis would be on the throne, his brothel would be closed and his titles revoked, there was nothing in it for him so his betrayal of Ned was not out of malice but simply a pragmatic choice.

>>83818590
his entire existence is for the purpose of sandrafagging.

There are no good fantasy series like Lotr and Asoiaf, are there? I should just stop searching already, nothing quite pleased me as much as A Song.
However, there's quite a few sci-fi series that are very good.

>>83818266
Homo confirmed

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>>83818747
There's Farseer

>>83815790
GO BERIC!!!

>>83816557
He's right. As annoying as radio silence is, daily updates just remind people that nothing real is happening and we do have quite a few sample chapters. Mercy, the Forsaken and Theon are pretty important chapters as well. The whole (f)Dany theory comes from two lines in Mercy.

guess pov chapter counts in TWOW

hopefully snasa: 2 and its the one already released and the one she dies in

>>83820397
Those chapters are things he cut from the last book though.

And maybe not a weekly update but some kinda progress bar somewhere like Brandon Sanderson has

>>83820397
It's been a while, what are the two lines again?

>>83820511
why do you want her dead so badly when the mindtricking is only just beginning?

>>83820995
>cries when someone calls her a bastard
my mind is sufficiently TRICKED

>>83821011
But muh porcelain, ivory, steel bastard brave?

Good god sansafags are hilarious when they wank over that those lines but ignore that Sansa really isn't those things

>>83821011
>>83821075
Can't wait for you shitlords to get destroyed when she mindtricks the whole Vale in twow

>>83820511
bran XXV

>>83821182
nah the madmouse is going to kidnap her and shes going to piss her pants as usual

>>83821294
REEE she's a big girl and never tinkled in her pants

>>83821182
Only person she's mind tricked is herself.

Sandor's kiss.

What really happened with Lysa

Poisoning Sweetrobin

Petyr being a nice guy who's her partner in crime

Is salsa going to die by the end of the show or not

>>83821402
I don't get the poisoning thing
LF basically tells her outright that he's planning to kill /ourguy/ sweetautist then in TWoW she's thinking about how he's going to grow up and get married

>>83821389
Or did she?

>>83821445
Probably not.

90% chance she won't.

Her bittersweetness will be being back home l in a fucked up North, with a fucked up Winterfell, away from all the Southern shit she still likes like Tourneys and knights, and no feasts or big lemoncakes. And being forced to play le epic game for King Bran.

>>83821490
Maester also tells her he shouldn't give Sweetrobin the stuff cause it'll stay in his system, cause nosebleeds, etc.

She either doesn't give a shit or suppresses everything or has learned to compartmentalize (she's Sansa and she's "Alayne" who does what her father tells her because they're a team).

>>83821537
Sucks

>>83821294
how is he going to figure out who she is?

>>83822004
because shes a retard that cant keep her mouth shut

>>83821445
In the show no.

In the books that won't be published in sure she originally was going to die but now GRRM won't because he is too surrounded by garbage people and garbage fandom.

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>>83808359
I want to believe

>>83822051
b-but she's gotten so much smarter

I thought that referring to yourself indirectly was a Lorathi custom, why does everyone in Braavos do it in the show

>>83821537
i dont give a fuck about what happens to her as long as bran is king

>>83808359
FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>83822365
I though that Thenns were the most civilized of the Free Folk, had lords, laws and used bronze, why are they all bald steel axe wielding cannibals in the show?

Because D&D are retards

>>83822597
>as long as bran is king
>bran is king
>branisking
confirmed

>>83822597
Then you're in luck, Bran will be king, but will never have kids so Sansa's through Hound will be his heirs.

>>83822705
back to tumblr with you

>>83822705
>implying he wouldnt choose the children of his slightly less retarded sister as his heirs

>>83807496
This man gets it.

>>83807496
>Tolkien-imitators who ruined fantasy
>Tolkien-imitators who ruined fantasy
>Tolkien-imitators who ruined fantasy
>Tolkien-imitators who ruined fantasy

>>83822723
I'm not a sansafag nor am I a sansafag lying about being a sansafag like that other sansafag.

But I highly doubt Bran will ever have kids or is destined to have kids.

Him getting back a station he originally never thought he'd have after learning and then losing all that greenseer shit (I also think that'll almost all go away when the Others fucks shit up and the Children die) a lot of his friends and his direwolf died for (I also think Summer will die since it goes with Bran = Last Hero), fits with bittersweet.

Not him being a crippled prince who gains Old God powers and can have kids but just has bad legs

>>83823014
>muh sansan
tumblr

>>83822728
>implying Arya will have kids
>implying if she does have kids they won't be Jon's bastards and thus crazy targ shit

>>83823014
>I'm not a sansafag nor am I a sansafag lying about being a sansafag like that other sansafag.

samefag: detected

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>>83823039
I don't like Sansan either, but that doesn't mean George hasn't turned Hound more peaceful and now more decent (and hopefully attractive like George wants, pic related), and has Sansa thinking he kissed her, so they can get together now

>>83823014
Just because bran doesnt have kids doesnt mean sansa is definitely going to have kids with the hound that will be his heirs, fucking tumblr and your bullshit logical leaps

>>83823071
Think whatever you want faggot

>>83823100
Sure, Sansa's virginity that George keeps protecting from rape along with the Starks need to have kids will never be a factor at all.

>>83823099
>hopefully attractive like George wants
>posts pic with George saying he's not meant to be attractive

>>83823179
I'm referring to how George wants Sam to be considered attractive because he's kind, smart, decent and devoted.

that's what George want women to get wet over.

They're supposed to think Hound is terrible until he redeems himself and becomes like Sam, which is I assume the point of "Hound" being dead but Sandor is still alive

can the sansan fag fuck off?
in a few minutes im sure "someone" will "coincidentally" start posting tumblr gifs of shitpie too. just stop humoring her.

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king bran stark and queen meera stark

>>83819298
This series cured me of anticipation for TWOW.

>>83823223
Not every character's redemption arc has to climax with them fucking your self-insert.
You're still a retarded tumblrfag if you think that sandor marrying sansa makes any sense plot-wise.

>>83823404
>muh self insert

Again, not a sansafag you retard, there are several antisansa posts here that are mine.

>>83823449
great job deflecting and avoiding the second part of the post

>>83823471
I'm not deflecting, you've already decided it's not gonna happen, what the fuck is the point of autistically arguing that?

>>83823512
I dunno, maybe you could provide your reasoning for why you think it would make sense happening apart from muh redempshun?

>>83823552
George has intentionally brought up Beauty and the Beast in regards to Sansa and Sandor, with Brienne and Jaime too, but nothing as overt plus the art he's had made of Sansa and Sandor that are also based on Beauty and the Beast.

>>83823602
Ah, so nothing of actual substance, just thematic shit. Because your fairy tale ending would totally not be contrived and make sense to the plot, which you still haven't mentioned.

>>83818590
Show Littlefinger gave away Sansa to a family of psychos, that wasn't a very smart choice.
Also "muh pedophile" even though she's already 18

>>83823693
Thematic shit that George is focused on.

Sansa still clinging onto the cloak and the "memory" of kissing him, the big bad Hound "dying" and becoming Sandor and George having said there's something more to them, imo at least, says they'll definitely meet up again and with the Beauty and the Beast parallels and the unkiss, there'll be some romance in play.

And I never said shit was fairy tale. Hound's still done terrible shit and no one's gonna change very much just because they almost died and Sansa's still a dumbass that lies and mind tricks her own fucking self

>>83823835
>muh redeemed hound will get back together with muh self insert and they'll have the heirs to winterfell and live happily ever after
Yes, not a fairytale ending at all.
And you're doing a great job avoiding addressing the point of how this makes no sense to the plot.

>>83823881
>not a fairytale ending at all

See you're the one reading into it more than I even said and memeing the fuck out of it to reduce it to what you want to insult. See what I mean about what's the point of autistically arguing this?

And how does it make no sense to the plot? Sansa's never gonna be in war or anything exciting, her struggles and her plot will always be regular human shit tossed to the side, which would include marriage and for the Starks to survive, kids

>>83824048
>would include marriage and for the Starks to survive, kids
and it's a fucking retarded marriage that makes no sense

>>83824081
Makes no sense why? Political sense? Sure, Hound's never getting her anything and people would probably hate him for being a Lannister dog. Thematic sense, it does

>>83813009
this >>83813137

The only way it would be any different is if people proxy it (which OF COURSE they will) and then they would remove all the 'dubious' first places until it gets to something they were going to do anyway.

Exactly like just about every single internet vote that every happened.
>hehe they want us to name the boat lets all name it boaty mcboatface or fuckboat kek we're hilarious - then these options are all removed and they go with the first one they like.

They would deem anything that isn't the meme trifecta as a Russian hack.

>>83814234
Will this be Jaime&Bronn vs the arabian beauties tier?
Or worse?

>>83814289
Did you miss the chapter where all the gods, including the ones from the seven kingdoms, are in the house of black&white? The many faced god is all gods, all gods are the same or no gods at all, etc..

It's not just one entity.

>>83824142
>entire character arc is about becoming slightly less retarded
>so her eventual marriage should be one of the most retarded decisions possible!
I don't know why I'm still replying to you.

>>83815790
>Lord Beric, is it really wise to go north of the wall wearing only a leather armor, no hat or anything? The weather out there is so bad, stannis burned his fucking daughter alive in a spell to stop the storms, and he was SOUTH of the wall!
brienne teleporting : And then I executed him
>Stop this nonsense. I need muh facetime.

>>83824335
I'm not sure if you realize this, but Sansa will always be pretty retarded.

She's still into the same shit she was before, tourneys, feasts, dances, knights, the whole kit and kaboodle, still lies to herself, still thinks people who are using her are her friends, etc. She's not gonna change nearly as much as you think

And she could marry worse at least personally if not politically.

>don't know why I'm still replying to you.

And again, I told you before that there was no point in autistically arguing about it but you just had to go full autist trying to call me out.

>>83822281
You've just been mindtricked queen'ed.
Sansa is still dumb as shit, she basically revealed herself to Myranda Royce.

And Shadrich, for the short time we've seen him, has been establish as a clever no-nonsense character. He might just find a way.

>>83824477
Do you honestly not see how them getting back together would require a load of dumb plot contrivances? Sandor is meant to have found peace or whatever in a quiet life as some peasant nobody.

>>83824718
>getting back together would require a load of dumb plot contrivances?

Well I think George will find a way given that he's foreshadowed something more involving them.

>Sandor is meant to have found peace or whatever in a quiet life as some peasant nobody.

I disagree, now can you finally drop this?

>>83824776
>no you're wrong
Yup, I'm dropping this right now.

>>83824524
how did she reveal herself to myranda? i refuse to reread sandra chapters but id like to have this as ammo next time a sandrafag claims tries to push their headcanon about sansa being a political mastermind as truth

>>83824887
>i refuse to reread sandra chapters
why though
anyway, myranda basically asks her a bunch of questions in which sansa reveals that her alayne backstory is bullshit because she's more interested in some nobody lord commander of the NW (whose name she somehow knows) than the new high septon, when apparently she was raised by the faith. Also some other stuff I can't remember

>>83824887
>>83824960
whoops, I read that as "read" not "reread", nevermind about that bit

>>83824960
>why though
because reading her POV is like mental nails on a chalk board.

I thought the hound and mountain were dead in the books

>>83825024
mountain is still resurrected in some way although there's likely some extra fuckery with body parts going on there
the hound is more heavily implied to still be alive, although it's more likely just for closure to his story than him being of much significance later
if i'm remembering everything right

>>83825124
hound is only being given a big role in the show because he's a fucking meme so yeah youre right

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>lose your son beyond the Wall
>have to side with Wildling fucking shits
>lose another son to Brienne the Beauty
>she's now the bodyguard for the Tully bitch sister of the guy who brought Wildling South

Royce's life is suffering

>>83825650
yup, because of cut characters they have to have the BwB doing something so they decided to chuck sandor back into the crew

>>83825697
wasn't robar killed by loras?

>>83824887
If you're no preston hater, he has a video on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jmjShTTjqw

There's a bit of tinfoil in there which I'm not sure I'm buying, but there's the whole Sansa/Myranda thing.

It's just 1 video too so (IIRC) he doesn't get too much into Blooraven controlling the moon with glass candles.

>>83825765
Not in the show he wasn't

Brienne was so WOMAN STRONK that she killed him by herself

>>83825845
oh I didn't even know he was a named character in the show
was the name just listed in the credits or something?

>>83825866
>was the name just listed in the credits or something?

Yeah

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>>83826019
ah, the jeyne poole treatment

>>83818590
>his betrayal of Ned was not out of malice
it was like 50% malice at least

>>83818590
>did our boy Petyr even do anything wrong ?
never fucked sansa

>>83826871
if only george would stop blueballing us with these sample chapters and finally get to the inevitable rape scene

>>83826905
Think Harry will be her first or Petyr?

>>83827361
Sweetautist. She'll be the one doing the raping.

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>>83806970
Looking forward to marrying Eleanor.

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>>83827443
get in line desu

>>83827403
>Sansa
>hate raping Sweetrobin
>sweetrobin going into a seizure turning his cock into a flesh vibrator

sounds pretty hot

>>83827497
>hate raping
no, it will be loving /ss/ incest

>>83827443
cast him

>>83827667
I cast myself as Eleanor's husband.

>>83827516
Except she hates sweetautist and would sooner be with Tyrion again.

Hate rape by DomSansa who'll fuck him like he's the girl

sandrafags shut up already

>>83827789
>hates sweetautist
wrong

>>83827443
>>83827667
>cast him
Queen Meera Stark

>>83827789
>Hate rape by DomSansa who'll fuck him like he's the girl
I want that to happen to me tbqh

>>83827443
>>83823274
someone post the thirsy ellie webm

>>83807910
>t. lannisterfag

>>83807882
at least cat wasn't dumb enough to give birth to incest shits
or was she?

>>83828290
>implying Jaimelyn isn't the best ship

>>83829207
>shipping PURE fishfu with baby-flinging trash
get out

What is the best plot line in each book and season?

>>83829538
book 1: obviously everything KL
book 2: i want to say KL again
book 3: cat being sad
book 4: brienne, great climax/cliffhanger
book 5: jon was actually pretty good, so was bran if you could actually call that plot
I'd say the same for the first 2 books and first 2 seasons. I'm not sure about season 3, but I'd put the whole KL/oberyn stuff as the best of season 4.
As for 5 I guess Stannis was alright up until the end and I dunno about 6

>>83814347
>Joff

that's a strange way to spell Mance

>>83829736
for season six the best plot line is a tie between cersei/KL and bran though both arent great (cersei's plot was boring for 9/10 episodes and brans plot had too many 'lel just turn your brain off' moments

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>>83829864

>>83807105
well what would you have done if some lannister shit blew your cover to the entire room?

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>>83810373
The best character isn't white though.

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>>83830135
um... yes he his

>>83813034
Betraying Jon.

>>83813034
is she meme enough for the meme ending?
or are they getting rid of her?

>>83830611
King of Love and Beauty!

>>83806970
TWOW when?

>>83830824
In a few short months, followed by a satisfying finale in ADOS within a couple of years and then more D&E until Martin dies peacefully at the ripe old age of 98 with his most popular works brought to a well-received conclusion.

>>83830886
Hello there S1 Sansa.

>>83809535
Why the fuck would the actresses feelings towards the actor have an effect on whether or not the characters fuck?

>>83808916
holy shit, these bong genes really show

>>83820953
Basically:
>Visitor from King's Landing 1: "I thought there were oranges and lemons in Bravos."
>Visitor from King's Landing 2: "You idiot, citrus fruits can't grow in Bravos, it's too cold."

>>83829538
Book 1: Ned's KL shenanigans. Detective work, politicking, father-daughter bonding, good shit.
Book 2: It's a tie between Tyrion in KL and Theon. I do love politics and scheming, and there's even some warfare going on, but Theon's angst and downfall are a great read too.
Book 3: Jaime and Brienne journeying through the Riverlands, some good reveals, character development, relationship building. Good stuff. I never thought I'd feel any sympathy for Jaime before.
Book 4: Cersei fucking her own shit up in KL. It's fucking hilarious from start to finish.
Book 5: Theon picnicking up shattered pieces of himself and slowly building something new from them.
Season 1 and 3: Same as the books
Season 2: Theon's story, whitewashed barely witty imp is nowhere near as interesting
Season 4: Tyrion's trial, I guess. I mean, he's shit, but Tywin and Oberyn were enjoyable to watch.
Season 5: Stannis, up until the sudden and stupid ending. I'm fine with him burning Shireen, and the scene itself was good, but the buildup to it was virtually nonexistent. 20 good men was the best they could come up with. And after the burning it gets worse, Selyse's suicide is straight out of a sitcom, and fucking Brienne. Fuck.
Season 6: There wasn't even a glimmer of a good plot there. Had some good scenes though. Hold the door and sept blowing up had some great music and looked good. Mind you, everything that happened around those two events was fucking retarded.

>>83830135
My friends dad looks like her and we are finnish.

>>83833071
You're not contradicting anything anon said.

>>83833116
Are you implying we are mongol?

>>83813173
he does come off as a tad creepy
>There he sat, listening to the hoarse whispers of his teacher. "Never fear the darkness, Bran." The lord's words were accompanied by a faint rustling of wood and leaf, a slight twisting of his head. "The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong."

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>>83806970
After all the mishaps and upsets, what keeps you watching /tv/?

Or if you've dropped it, when was the moment you did?

>>83834203
tits and dragons

>>83807282
>the entire swerve from edgy realpolitik cloak and dagger to the "good" "guys" triumphing over "evil" is a red herring
>so is Bran, somehow
>at the end, the Night's King just kills everyone and rules over a nICE kingdom

I want to believe

I need to believe

>>83807496
Every time /got/ rags on ASOIAF, all I can think is how lucky you fucks are that a The Blade Itself adaptation doesn't exist.

Because that shit truly is pointlessly edgy for it's own sake, without even the pretense of a War of the Roses expy.

>>83808544
>Littlefinger

What are the odds /ourguy/ Aidan is Littlefinger IRL, leveraging his meme fame to get more roles?

>>83834203
Littlefinger is still on top.

>>83834349
Only from a certain point of view

He may be in Cersei's good graces but she's not exactly the model of stability. And despite his chaosh ish a laddah shtick, Sansa doesn't have any time for his shit. While Jon's made a solid impression without his assistance thanks to bearloli

Bit worried D&D's out to fuck his shit up this season

>>83834349
>>83834494
>they haven't read the leaks
oh boy

>>83834519
Go on, man. Spoil me, I haven't dared looked to be honest.

>>83834601
LF engages in high school tier drama for no reason by trying to get Sansa and Arya to fight, eventually, Bran shows up, tells Sansa about all of LF's crimes because visions, she orders his execution which Arya carries out, and they bond over girl power.

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>>83834601
basically goes
bran helps sandra figure out that LF is bad
sandra sentences him to death
arya executes him (with the same catspaw dagger iirc)

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>>83834643
>>83834645
christ

christ /why/

>Ned died for THIS

>>83834963
Because D&D don't know what do do with more than half of the characters, LF being chief among them.

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>want to watch the new season live and not have to wait for torrents the next day
>check HBO options in my country
>$35 monthly subscription for cable
>not in HD

>>83834963
at least they can't touch neddard now

>>83835110
Ain't that the fuckin' truth.

>Cersei: Fuck people like her, pull an army out of her ass for next season
>Jaime: Fuck people like him, gotta suddenly make him a master tactician so he has an excuse to do lead the war effort
>Bronn: Fuck people like him, gotta keep him working without being paid for some reason
>Jacquen: he obi wan now
>Sand Sneks: BAD PUSSEH
>Oleana/Smirkfu/High Sparrow: they gotta go guys, errbody likes Cersei right?
>The Children: Dunno, wraiths fall everyone dies
>Lady Stoneheart: Nah
>Wun-wun: lol sir twenty of house goodman'd
>Ramsy: Uh we'll get Sans to do a vengeance thats clever rite?

>>83835502
Just you wait, anon

Just you wait for all the Stark children to summon CAPTAIN NEDDARD by their powers combined in the finale (Bran is heart of course) to defeat the evil Night's King

>>83835110
Do you think they tossed a coin for whether LF or Varys would go over to Dany's side?

>>83835638
>Do you think they tossed a coin for whether LF or Varys would go over to Dany's side?
Don't be stupid, they just chose the one without a dick.

>>83835638
>Bran is heart of course
>implying Jon wouldn't be the heart
>implying Jon wouldn't be the one to do the summoning, while other starklings just give him their energy dragonball style

OYSTERS

CLAMS

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>>83835891
and cuckholds?

>>83835908
gimme your clam bbygurl

>>83835674
>the one without the dick
>not choosing the biggest dick, for fanservice purposes by forcing him to kowtow to Dany

>>83835684
You know what would REALLY rankle, though?

Them doing an about face just so Melly can come back to Jon's side and be the Neddateers' Gaia.

Damn threads almost done and no ones posting.

Hopefully next is a Beric thread that won't die

>>83836758
it's just slow hours atm

>>83836758
>tfw always most active when it comes to posting whenever the murricans are on the verge of falling asleep

I'm so damn lonely.

>>83837340
the thread is always the most active when it's like 5-6am for me
feels bad to be an ausfag

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>>83837340
>>83837393
Yes

>>83837401
you're a bong, aren't you salty?

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>>83837429
Yes

>>83821402
Sandor's kiss?

>>83838353
didn't actually happen but she thinks it happened later

>>83838376
Why the hell would George include that?

>>83838464
because she's DAMAGED

>>83838467
Or is just a stupid girl with stupid taste in men and want his DARKNESS dick inside her.

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Tolkien

>fought for his country in the worst war then known to man
>happy lifelong marriage and fathered children whom loved him
>wrote and completed his magnum opus under WWII
>Professor of Old English and the most prestigious University in the world
>a master of the English language and a gentleman scholar

Martin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY

>>83838958
>posts one of martin's most poetic lines
what message were you trying to get across here?

>>83839073
New thread