When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck.
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing to the sky and shouting BANG
Chuck Norris never llst his virginity because he NEVER loses
However, Chuck Norris had sex before his father
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.