I get that suspension of disbelief is a thing, but it only goes

>>83795671
I'm a 25 year old virgin. Am I going to make it?

>>83795689
>there are people in this world more perfetic then me

>>83795689
no, hire a hooker.

>>83795671
encino man comes to mind.

>>83795671
32 years old here. This will literally be me in 8 years

I lost my virginity at 31. Found her on okcupid. She had tricked me since she was a lot fatter than her pictures let on in her profile, but you know what I eventually got her working out and weve been dating for 2 years

12 years to go for me.

>>83796150
aw.
>>83795689
>>83796085
>>83796173
y'all need to get out more.

>>83796085
You aren't going to suddenly get a hot granny with a daughter like Kat Dennings who you can pork on the side

Right? Why why would a manager with literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in assets settle for a single grandmother who has shown incapable of both maintaining her family and her business, especially when he has several other women hitting on him?

I find sex a disgusting premise. I'd rather wank off.

unironically, what are some more realistic films about autistic virgin losers who are literally like me?

>>83796335
That is actually a sign of autism.

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>>83795671
>What are some other movies with ridiculous premises?

Child molester never re-offends, gets an adult gf despite knowing he was in prion for molesting a child, and the police stop holding his former crime against him

Complete and total fantasy piece

Anyone here between 26- 29 ?
You can get fresh pussy ( 22 -24 ) if you just go the local college bar.
If you have car and income, It will happen automatically

>>83796370
Lars and the Real Girl was good except it's ryan gosling obviously

anyway actual virgins whining, literally just get a hooker

>>83795671
You can't imagine a depressed lonely person just giving up?

>>83796085
Keep hope alive anon.

>>83796590
>realistic films about autistic virgin losers who are literally like me
>Lars and the Real Girl
I doubt this anon has a loving and caring family, a community that accepts his weird phases and an attractive co-worker hitting on him; if he has a job at all, that is.

>>83796720
lol how is depression real just be happy life is a gift there are people worse off in the world haha suicide is selfish and inconsiderate you jerk