That time you got out of the pool and there was an unfamiliar

IT WAS ME BARRY

That time you sat down and got comfortable on the toilet, only to notice there was only a few squares of toilet paper left on the roll? ME

>>83783021
It's amazing how they retrospectively ruined the previous movies with this shit.

Why did they pull this useless twist?

>>83783162
Bond movies are all meant to be timeless, self-contained stories, with the exception of Casino Royale which is the introduction. Linking all the Daniel Craig films together chronologically is going to fuck with whatever canon the franchise had

That time you woke up early to get donuts for the office and they were all out of Boston Creme?

ME.

>>83783268
its already fucked since brosnan anyway, it was fucked when they decided to make action movies instead of bond movies

That time you wanted to make French toast but didn't have anymore eggs? ME

That time you saw on the Zap2It TV channel that Captain America Winter Soldier was on FX so you changed the channel there but Winter Soldier was just ending and you realized Zap2It must be listing the wrong times for the wrong shows and you were pissed?

ME

That time you called the teacher "mum"?

ME JAMES. IT WAS ALL ME.

>>83783021
what is this meme about?
I know it's about James Bond mixed with the arch-enemy of The Flash, but I haven't seen that particular 007 movie

That time you backed out of the garage and clipped your side view mirror? ALL ME.

>>83784607
RETROCONTINUITY
you love it I know

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>>83783021

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>>83784454
Thanks for reminding me

>>83783021
Bond is supposed to be an interesting character thrown into stories, the stories aren't supposed to revolve around him. Suddently he seems to be the central character of the universe.

That time your friend told you that your oneitits liked you back. You asked her out but got rejected. It was me James.

That time you had a chunk of meat stuck in your teeth for like a week? ALL ME.

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That time you got mild food poisoning from an undercooked Christmas dinner?

ME

That time you made a really funny post and got zero replies but then some anon reposted your picture and post and got 300+ replies?

All me.

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The moment you thought you had something going with this girl, then she stopped talking to you out of the blue?

That was me, James. ALL ME!

That time you didn't clean all of the cum out of your foreskin, pulled your boxers up, your cock got stuck to the fabric and next time you went to take a piss the fabric of your boxers nearly ripped your cock off when you went to pull them down?

It was me, James. It was all me.

Your consistent undercooking or overcooking of chicken?

All me.

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That time you were fooled into letting Bane's hired guns onto your aircraft? It was Smee, Bill.

>>83783021
Those time you cleaned your ass and thought you finished but you forgot to remove a bit of poop?
ALL ME JAMES

>>83783069
Kek

>>83785875

Do uncutfags really do this? Lmao.

>>83786021
That moment you got your foreskin ripped off not 5 minutes after your birth and felt nothing since? All me.

>>83785779
Floss much?

When that thread really caught your eye but died the moment you replied? Me.

>>83783049
I thought of this when I saw this thread, every bad day you've ever had

>>83785940
underrated

Only Craig Bond movie I ever watched was Casino Royale (saw it 3 times).

Should I bother with the rest or is everything shit?

>>83787321
Only one I watched was Skyfall. Was okay I guess, but the premise was suspiciously similar to Mission Impossible's.

Smee. It was Smee. Was he Smee?

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>it's me James, the author of All Your Pain

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>>83787321
Skyfall is ok, but the ending sucks dick.
watch Quantum for the top-tier waifus.

>>83787321
they are generic jason bourne films.
they are ok, but they are not bond movies

I fucked Ted, James.

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>>83785875
>uncutfags

>>83788136
>Having Dr. Schlomo McBergenstein lob off part of your dick when you've just been born for literally no reason

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>>83788278

Every time you've been walking late at night and gotten a face full of spider web? ME.

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>>83788278

Havent watched Spectre yet, is it worth it?

>>83786134
>britbongs
>floss

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>>83785875
>uncut

>>83788929
>>83788278

>>83788278
>being visited by the Smegma Fairy on your 12th birthday and every two weeks thereafter for the rest of your life

>>83788136
>>83788929
Do americans really snip it?

>>83788947
>>83788956

>>83783601

It was fucked after Casino Royale (2005)

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IT'S ME JAMES!

>>83788987
>>83788956
>He can't wash himself properly

Fucking embarrassing

>defending circumcision in the year 2017

>>83785875
>larping mutilated drydickfag

>>83789041
Right? That's exactly how I feel about all uncut men

>>83787321

literally all garbage.

CR and Goldeneye were the GOAT Bond films and directed by the same dude.

Don't fall for the Skyfall meme, it quickly falls apart and makes little sense, they focused too much on the 50th anniversary of Bond and sprinkled a fuckload of references in

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>>83783049

>>83789022
AW SON OF A BITCH

>>83788613
The bond girl is bretty hot and Batista's dick is huge.

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>rewatched Casino Royale last night
>fantastic Bond movie that got everything down perfectly and was actually pretty emotionally connecting
>that perfect ending teasing the next film with him getting revenge
>mfw remembering how shitty the other movies turned out

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>>83790982
>fantastic Bond movie that got everything down perfectly and was actually pretty emotionally connecting

>uncharismatic Bond that isn't likable

All those times you had to take a shit right after you took a shower...

IT WAS ME, JAMES!