>local cinema runs out of ketchup so I have to use butter

>>83779124
just bring your own?

>>83779387
And risk getting caught by the detection dogs? No thanks

>>83779456
pay someone to take the risk for you

there are several professionals standing outside the cinema of my town. they're a bit expensive, though

>>83779124
It's not butter dumb fuck euro nigger

>popcorn topping
>popcorn isn't sweet enough so americans top it with liquid sugar so to make it EVEN MORE unhealthy

FUCKING americans

>>83779124
Why would you have ketchup on popcorn?

>>83779456
What cinemas have fucking detection dogs?

>>83779684
>EVEN MORE unhealthy
I wasn't aware popcorn was unhealthy to begin with. assuming it hasn't been deep fried nor soaked in BBQ sauce

>>83779124
>ketchup on popcorn.
What? It's this some burgerland tradition?

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>local kinoplex runs out of nacho cheese dipping sauce
>have to dump my cinnamon pretzel in butter instead

Fuck butter

>watch movie
>the alarm sounds
>it's time to pick the piss trough cleaner
>spotlight searches through the audience
>I hold tightly onto my ticket
>spotlight stops on me
>shit.bmp
>the crane picks me up and drops me into the trough
>it's filled to the brim
>almost drown in the depths of 5 feet of piss
>didn't get provided with a brush so I had to use my hoodie
>qt3.14 girls nearby were pointing and snickering throughout the cleaning

>haha popcorn mines haha robert fuck my gf haha cinema falcons haha no singles haha

>>83779778
>he doesn't deep fry his popcorn in beer batter then top it with powdered sugar and cinnamon

>>83779977
I'm assuming you saw Baywatch??? Was it litty?

>stand in line for the ticket ripper
>notice cinema guards climbing down from the ropes
>they starts asking one and one
>asks me if I'm anon
>I tell them I didn't steal the bulb
>they believe me and hands me the tambourine

>>83779124
>local cinema runs out of ketchup

Fucking burgers, everybody knows you put mayo on popcorn.

Euro4thewin

>>83780384
>implies to be european
>too lazy to write "mayonnaise"

american detected

>>83779727
What kind of third-world cinema do you go to that they don't have detection dogs?

>My local kinotheque closed down because of netflix.
>Its now a barber shop.

The internet was a mistake.

>go to Australian cinema
>order spider legs for myself and some petrol for my Abo
>we queue up for the mandatory weapons check
>weapons inspector puts his hand in my pocket
>"Wots this then, cunt?"
>crikey
>forget to take bottle opener off of key chain
>bottle openers are classified as Type II Dangerous Weapons
>inspector sics the cinema dingo on me
>dingo drags me into croc pit
>beg my Abo to help me
>he just stares and asks me for a ciggy
>croc sinks its teeth into my leg
>black out as Land Down Under begins playing on the cinema speakers

>>83779387
But it will be warm from the way there, the cinema ketchup will be fresh from the fridge.

>>83780844
I just ask the projectionist for some. he's a friend of mine at the local cinema

>>83780531

I speak burger, wanna make a big deal about it?

>>83779837
Where did he say he was putting ketchup on popcorn? Can you read?

>not bringing a stick of butter and then using a hair dryer to melt it onto your popcorn as the movie plays

>>83782167
>implying the stick of butter wouldn't be all liquid as you pull it out from yourself

>>83780729

At least the dingo didn't eat your baby.

>>83779999
Nice digits reddit.

>>83782289
that's why you freeze them

>>83782722
I wouldn't give myself frostbite just to have some butter at the cinema

>>83779727
>>83780639

>detection dogs in 2017

kek, you poorfags don't have sentry drones in your theaters yet?