>be 38yo alcohol
>no friends, no family
>watching movies is pretty much all I've ever done with my life
>dont care anymore
>go to capeshit movies and actually throw popcorn at nerds
>pretend obvious fake-laughing with obnoxious and condescending sounds at every single quip (imagine how many)
>burp as hard as I can
>quickly scream things that cheesy writing makes obvious are gonna happen a few seconds later
>the most anyone has ever done was turning around and giving that "ugh" faggy look a couple of times
>mfw
>>83770642
My dad would just sit with me OP, sorry to hear
>>83770642
Life was a mistake.
>>83770642
dont you get lonely?
>>83770750
I do, but fore some weird reason, noone wants to hang with a bitter 38yo anti-social alcoholic
>>83770862
I'll be your friend.
>>83770642
nice blog faggot
You should go party rocking tonight
>>83770642
can i go to the movies with you
you can be the dad i never had
>>83771156
Can I join you guys?
>>83770642
the hero we need
>>83771503
Why not?
>>83772324
I hate people, obviously.
>>83772686
You just don't know the right people.
>>83770642
you rock