Imagine being Hugh in that photo and having to be all like "damn,

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Imagine being Hugh in that photo and having to be all like "damn, Deborra-Lee Furness, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your back to front body and horrific monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both the wolverine and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 12 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hugh and not only go to the beach while Deborra-Lee Furness flaunts her disgusting goblin body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, photo after photo, hour after hour, while she perfected that outfit. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in the media tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DEBORRA-LEE FURNESS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before meeting her. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the bush in Australia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the photographer calls for you to smile, and you know you could kill every single person on this beach before the police could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hugh. You're not going to lose your future X-Men career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.