It's 2032 in this thread. Let's do this shit. >You

>>83749644
inb4 shells

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tfw taco bell gave me the shits again

>You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

>>83749667
What the fuck?

>You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

You mean Pizza Hut?!?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>You have been sentenced to death for multiple violations of the Verbal Morality Statute.

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>met pretty girl at Taco Ball the other day
>charm her with my rendition of the Ken-L Ration jingle
>unauthorized thoughts of wanting to do joy joy things to her
>we go back to her domicile
>she suggests we do something
>takes headsets out
>suddenly realize I had one spicy foie gras burrito too many
>excuse myself to do the business
>shells don't work
>"oh deary me this is quite a boggle"
>remember that before the Big One people used to use paper to clean themselves
>barbarians.
>there is a magazine next to the latrine with our city's leader on the cover
>"forgive me savior"
>girl knocks
>says she forgot to tell me that you have to use the shells a certain way for them to work
>"Let me show you"
>"no wait!"
>opens door
>sees me wiping doodoo with Dr. Cocteau's face
>hfw

Well gosh darn that was a hell of a night

>You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

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I think I'm gonna get lucky tonight guys! I have my helmets ready for when she arrives.

>>83750300
>>83750160
>>83749784
>>83749667
10/10

I loved that fucking movie.

>You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

>>83750300
Here's a (You). Thanks for the read. Happy fun times.

Taco Bell or PIzza Hut

Which is it?

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>>83750300

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>ywn do fluid transfers with Lt. Huxley

>watch the newest Marvel movie
>so much better than the barbarian capeshit neanderthals watched in the past, filled with violence
>thoroughly enjoyed the furniture arrangement subplot

What did you all think of such kino?

>You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

>>83750160
>MURDER DEATH KILL
>MURDER DEATH KILL
>MURDER DEATH KILL

>>83749644
>be me
>foot soldier for McDonalds during the Franchise war
>helicopter drops you off outside of a Taco Bell camp
>load my buffalo sauce assault rifle
>guy we nicknamed Ranch gets off first
>he decides to take a small group to crawl around in the leaves for a flank
>the ground falls out from under them
>hopelessly watch them die in a grease trap
>the sheer noise of there screams alerts most of the camp
>run back to the helicopter as fast as I fucking can
>hear the guns firing at us
>hear the sound of people dying around me
war is honkleflop

>>83750543
http://tacobell.wikia.com/wiki/Franchise_Wars

>>83750543
It's an American film, so the USA release is the canon one.

>>83750300

>barely controlling my laughter...

>don't know if it is illegal to have a lock on your bathroom in San Andreas or do people intentionally leave their bathrooms without locks so they can accidentally - intentionally - crash into a bathroom in use by someone.

>with all the carbage laws and the surveillance to enforce them and the consequental repressed sexuality, no wonder they have to resort to weird behaviour like this.

>>83750300
damn it