>horror movie protag is driving through the woods or countryside

>>83734940
cringe

>kids movie with insects
>"shoo fly don't bother me"

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>guys bumps into other guy
>"oh excuse me"

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>Horror movie characters have overdeveloped morals and decide to attempt to personally save their one friend who got x by z instead of just leaving and calling for help

>Way more of them die in the process of trying to save this friend

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>>83735215
>guy bumps into other guy
>in New York
>"Hey! I'm walkin here!"

>>83734940
happened to me irl

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>>83735383
>guy steals protags cab
>no, your OTHER cab

>>83735383
>'ey, I'm 'alking 'ere*

>>83735383
In English, doc!

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>>83734991
>underage poster writes a post on 4chan
>"cringe"

>>83735383
>"ahhhh noo yohk tha big appluh"

>>83734940

>character is transfixed, awestruck by something in the distance
>enter 2nd character speaking before he fully enters
>gets ignored and walks closer to 1st character, repeating their name and asking if they're even listening
>only at kissing distance do they turn to look at what has the other guy mesmerised
>it's a 600ft tidal wave, a nuklear explosion or fucking godzilla- something you'd see in your peripheral even if you were too dumb to follow the other guys gaze

I fucking LOATHE this shit.

>character throws out his old anvils
>hits other character walking by in the head
>"Hey, watch where you throwing your anvils, asshole!"

>>83734940
>Monster is driving through the woods or countryside
>random hiker crashes into vehicle

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>movie set in New York City
>shots of Brooklyn Bridge, Statue of Liberty, and Empire State Building
>"Start spreadin' the news" starts playing

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>italian guy gets angry
>"I outta break his freakin' neck!"

>>83736348
>italian american character
>"Badda bing badda boom"

>>83734940
>horror movie
>scared protag finds brave male side character
>'thank god youre here we need to leave now theres something out there!"
>male character decides to go see whats out there
>dies

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>movie set in Boston
>"Ya fahkin queah"

>movie takes place in new york
>protagonist buys a hot dog from a street vendor and throws it away after one bite to get a cab.

>>83735331
Especially frustrating when it's a group leader because they're directly responsible for everyone else's death.

>>83735383
Name four black comedy horror films in which this happens.

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>>83734940
>man hails taxi
>"I'll give you $200 to follow that car"
Just once I'd like to see the cabie throw him out.

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>>83735665
>janitor can't hear massive destruction going on behind them because they have their headphones in.

>>83736414
>African character
>ooga booga wooga

>>83736739
Fucking New England savages.
In LA, you never throw away your street dog. It's made with greasy love, and bacon, and sauteed onions, and it costs $2.50.

>>83737245
Thanks dad.

>>83737095
>protagonist is following someone that knows him
>keeps no distance but never gets spotted

>>83737022
Ghostbusters 1-2
Home Alone 1-2