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>>83729808

diversity quotas

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

That's about as good as their women get, OP

ahah ahah ahahhah ahaha

>white cis males on suicide watch


hah a hah ah ahah ahah

>implying the americans are any better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PpfhGAT5Fo

YANKS BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIEAIogarI

the original was funnier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGzlWKlmqjM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSl0KKvv8rs

>Snow
>Impossible turns
>A work for no reason
>Soaps
>A deaf cow
>Unintelligible signs
>Injurted superhero
>Rocks fornicating
>Distracting cyclists
>And Richard Clayderman in his piano without control

>>83729977
>that discount ella eyre

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>It's a Saatchi and Saatchi commercial episode

Wheres the white male colleague?

>>83729808
Why not? Are you triggered by seeing a disabled person?

>>83729808
>this is a 10/10 in britain

>>83730340

I dont want to see advertisements featuring horrible little gremlins

>>83729808
it's like if yoda was a whore

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>>83730205
>Conservative

nu/pol/ would be proud

>>83729808
Which one would you?

>>83730771

The bag

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>>83730028
WHAT

>>83729819
She was on a dating programme and dated a normal looking guy in a wheelchair like her and was genuinely rude and annoyed the whole because she wanted to go on a date with a 6ft police man and then said she wasn't attracted to him at the end... Even goblins have standards

>>83731472
*the whole time

>>83730771
The goblin

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>>83731472

She is a narcissistic little shit

>>83731587
Its the only way to cope when you look that way I guess. I can not blame her.

>>83729808

is she really that much more goblinesque than the typical brit?

she's like a 6 by britbong standards honestly.

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>>83729819
>Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

Thanks for ruining malteasers for me, cunt.

>>83731635
She should cope with it by eating a bullet.
But guns are banned in England, so I guess suicide by ALLAHU Akbar is the other alternative.

>>83729977

as if americans had anything to do with this abortion

>>83731587

of course it's a black dude.

they'll literally take any white chick they can get. doesn't matter if she's 600lbs or a literal goblin from middle earth.

>>83731953
>being thjs salty that 100% of all white women prefer black men over white men

Stay btfo whitecuck

>>83729808
That second one was so stupid it made me angry, but I can't figure out why. I think it's her voice+her uppity confidence+the lame handjob joke.

>>83731587
>people think I'm attractive

Is she mentally ill as well?

>>83731856

All I see is yanks in it

>>83729808
Imagine being best man.

Product of interbreeding strikes again

>>83729808
how can cumskin even compete?

>>83729808
Dead serious question:

Is it even legal to fuck that?

I mean, couldn't you cause it serious bodily harm?

>>83734605
Legal but not recommended.

>>83730771
The goblin just so that I can see what the offspring looks like.

>>83729819
>impressively large dogs
I appreciate the amount of effort you put into that post but that phrase reeks of autism.

>>83734745
>post was made less than 30 seconds after the thread started
yeah I'm sure a lot of effort was put into that one, must be a fast typer, huh

>>83729977
>that number of likes
What the fuck? There are actually people in the world who watch that advert and think "aha this deserves a like!"

>>83730340
I'm disgusted by seeing disgusting things, yes. Aren't you?

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>>83731587

So disabled people can be Chads and Staceys too, still though it really shows how shallow she is.

Did someone also say goblins?

>>83731587
She can have whatever standards she wants but if she keeps the ones she has at the moment she'll be alone for the rest of her life.

>>83731635
>I can not blame her.
As long as she doesn't complain when Mr. Chad doesn't want to fuck her. If she does then she's the worst kind of hypocrite.

>>83730028
this is pretty funny

>>83734782
What difference does it make if they're the OP?

>>83729977
The fuck

What about my twiningfu

>>83731953
>look ad my beautiful wife mudda. Isn't she beautiful? She comes from da U-K.

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Hotel?

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Kek

Sausage dogs are nearly bigger than her

hitler had the right idea about these people

>>83731587
>i can still date hot guys
that guy is 3/5 at best

>>83735253

Could she ride them into battle?

>>83735253
Adele is so over rated imo.

>>83735086
It's pasta you entirely new bastards.

>>83734788
Virtue signalling is a powerful force on leftist minds.

>>83735194
My shitpostfu.

>>83735194

I dont get it

>>83734943
#GoblinLivesMatter
How dare you say such things about their culture.