Just rewatched these fun movies. She really did love Sparrow

>deriving joy from movies

wtf is wrong with you

>>83729772
I'm a sadist

>>83729754

No?

>>83729793
Dead mans chest implies heavily she would prefer him I is the message I got

>>83729754
she was the worst part of those movies. her not being in strangers tides made it my 3rd fav if the four.

>>83729878
>Dead Men Tell villians > Dead Men Chest

>>83729857

Well you're an idiot.

>>83729917
was it fun? all i want is pirate ghosts/ghost pirates

>>83729927
Why so hostile anon? Are you gay

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>>83729966
kinda. Johnny Depp seems to be doing a very poor impression of Captain Jack Sparrow. i mean

>Maximum Kookiness

I guess they didn't have a lot for him to do. Then there's a B plot of a (IM A WOMAN WHO CAN SCIENCE AND ARE SUPERIOR) and wWll Turner's son who's trying to bring his father back by breaking Poseidon's trident.

He brings up the french mayonnaise joke again
>mayonnaise
There's are some funny action sequences and like I said these villians are shit hot. They did really well with the design and mechanics on how they fight. It's too bad they didn't have a slightly better plot with less Le Jack Sparrow lel


Although come to think of it, I've realized that if you think of all the other movies as PREQUELS and the 1st as the LAST movie. You will like the series much more.

Captain Barbossa and Salazar and crew saved the movie though

Wait till it comes on TV broheim

>>83730048
thanks dude