How do you handle pissing in movie theaters? Do you get it sorted

I go during intermission.

We have intervals here.

If you cant hold a piss for 3 hours you're either a woman or an old fuck.

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>>83719987
Watching the original Ben-Hur?

I'll just hold it unless the movie has a particularly shitty part

>>83719937
never an issue unless I've been drinking alcohol
I just run to the bathroom and cut my losses
I pissed in a cup once in a totally empty theater

I don't drink anything in the movie theater, and eat salty foods only, to make me retain water.

However, getting old fucking sucks, and still I feel as though I need to piss sometimes.

I find the best times to get up and go take a piss are RIGHT after the big climax event of the first act or second act, this is when you know the movie is going to wind down into some boring expositional dialogue for a few minutes before anything else happens.

>>83720031
Holding your piss is bad for you.

>>83719937
I either have it sorted out before, I just wait and go during the trailers.
pooping is a different story. I had to poop in the middle of Alien Covenant and that was pretty awful timing.

>>83719937
I have interstitial cystitis so usually go halfway if its a long movie but I manage fine on 80 - 100 minute movies

I usually bring beer into the theatre so I always have to piss about 3/4 through. Just go as fast as possible when there seems to be a lul.

>>83719937
I piss while on the shower just before the flick start.

>>83719937

i've seen enough movies that i know when there is going to be a slow or irrelevant scene and go then

My local kinoteria recently installed waste extraction systems and seatbelts on their assigned seats. They're great.