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judy?

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Judy?

Will Eric Da Re reveal himself in this thread?

autistic cooper shit is becoming stale

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>>83717018
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>83717025
yes

"The football is empty."
What did he mean by this?

>>83717027
L Y N C H E D
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>>83716984

Lost was fucking trash.

>>83717057

the football was empty and there was nothing inside of it

>>83716984
that's a fucking great image

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>>83716984

tp s3 is next level shit. similar to what malick is doing with his recent movies

>>83717018
https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

IM HUNGRY

>>83717057

America's favourite pastime is a brutal blood sport that destroys young lives.

>>83717229
literally too deep for you! stick with your big bang theory reruns.

>>83717018
did the monkey actually say judy or am I being meemed? I cant hear it.

>>83717229

Not enough grass yet to be Malick-tier.

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>>83717229
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>83717307
It did. Fuck knows why, though

>>83717307

the moneky says it but very quietly

>>83717251
Did Lynch make this scene funny on purpose?

>>83717290
it was a compliment

>>83717435
>a tower of coffee
>it didn't fall

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>>83717479
Because he's drinking this.

>>83717501

How can I not; it entered the room before he did!

>>83717545
I worked front of house at the twin peaks festival a couple of years ago and got to try that stuff, it's pretty good but it smells a bit like corpses

I also got to hug sheryl lee

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>>83717399
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Do yourselves a favor. Watch this instead.

>>83717735
>do yourselves a favor, watch this easy brain food instead
sorry but you're just too plebeian for this thread

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>>83717399
>>83717435
>>83717145
The Cooper scenes are a laugh track away from being Mr Bean. Thanks Lynch.

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>tfw the black lodge is not comfy anymore

>>83717758
are you trying to imply twin peaks is a thinking mans show. lmfaocopter

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SHO fucked up and I was able to get a rip of part 6 but it's in shitty quality. Not going to leak it all but here's a screenshot,

>>83716984
God, David Lynch is obnoxiously overrated

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>>83717775
i really really really hope that is not an ironic "thanks", mr. bean was amazing.

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>>83717809
L Y N C H E D

>>83717702
Is that the face of pure bliss?

>>83717809
more so than faggo

>>83717833
judy?

>>83717809
>>83717905
both wrong.

twin peaks is the feeling man's tv show

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>>83717930

>>83717735

The movie is really good.

The tv series is absolute fucking trash, it does serve as an excellent idiot/hipster identifier though.

>>83717905
THIS. Also, American Gods has to be the worst show on the air currently. The Novel wasn't much and the show is even worse. Twin Peaks is the best thing that has happened to television for years.

>>83717807
It still is, though.

>>83717905
someone is jealous their show is being overshadowed.

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>>83717809
>>83717851
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>83717809
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>83717967
who actually gives a shit about twin peaks getting widespread attention, it's a cult classic and it's best that it stays that way

>>83717951
this, the show completely misses the point of the movie

im on season 1 episode 3
james hurley is so stupid and dopey looking. its like lynch wants people to be mad about all the easy sex these guys get but the girls arent that attractive to being with

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>There are posters ITT who haven't seen Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
why

>>83717807

It was never comfy.

>>83718021
They hear its a prequel and assume its not gonna be a necessary watch as a result.

Understandable really but still incorrect.

>>83718021
It isn't a particularly good film because it works only in the context of the series.

The only important bit is Annie's time-travelling.

>>83717735
>like both series
>don't have to clog up the threads of two separate shows with shitposts

>>83717930
based

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>>83718015
Hahaha
COOLED
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>>83718062
>It isn't a particularly good film

But that's fucking wrong.

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>>83717930
sad but true

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>>83718094
It doesn't stand on its own outside of the series,

>>83718062
>Annie time travelling
Wut
I don't remember this

>>83718153
It's a meme

>>83718086
Who actually says this line?

Not even meme-ing but are there any other experimental tv shows on this level or weirder? I don't care if it's on a major network or not.

>>83718153
Watch the Missing Pieces, you dolt.

>>83718192

They're listening to one of Laura's tapes to Dr. Jacoby. James is hearing for the first time, posthumously, that his girl friend thought he was stupid.

>>83718192
No one.

is Eric Da Re one of the best actors of all time?

>>83717977
>>83717980

>>83718195
Rick and morty

>>83718210
This is where we LIVE Shelly!!!

>>83718210
Undoubtedly

>>83718268
Keked in real life

>>83718132
That's because it's supposed to stand as part of the series. Why is it bad for not being something it's not intended to be?

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>>83718062

>>83718210
Hello, Eric.

but yes

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What the fuck did I just watch?
Did I just get LYNCHED?

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>>83718388
yep

>>83717853
>>83717775
Mr. Bean is how the Europeans think the English are
Blackadder is how the English really are

>>83718465
Is that coop?
Is this canon?

>>83718388
Yep. Did it feel good?

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>>83718388
If you have to ask...

>>83718465
So he really did kill his wife?
The whole thing's a weird eastern punishment thing? I'm pretty tired and coffee's the only thing keeping me going at this point so I really don't know what the fuck just happened.
I enjoyed getting LYNCHED nevertheless.
>>83718510
Yeah, I fucking loved it.

>>83718465
somehow i never remember the violent parts of lynch movies. i can remember that they happen but they never stick in my head. david lynch doing gore just seems out of place and unecessary.

What's the general consensus on the new season?

>>83718518
>So he really did kill his wife?
I think so, in many ways Fred/Pete is reminiscent Leland/BOB in Fire Walk with Me
Also one of the best credits songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aepBpZ3kXek

>>83718548
Surely you remember when Andy cuts his head on that glass table?

>>83718567
Agreed. It sounds like it belongs on Blackstar.

>>83718561
kino

Haven't watched any of the new episodes yet. Just learned that Michael Cera is in it. Am I right in assuming this is a bad thing?

>>83718677
>Am I right in assuming this is a bad thing?
No.

>>83718677

why don't you watch it and see for yourself it it's bad or not? he's only in it for maybe 5 minutes at the most

>>83718677
yeah dude xD

>>83718677

One scene as yet
Cringiest most embarrassing scene ever filmed

Kino

>>83718677
it was pure kino

>>83717775
This is very true. I really wish they'd speed it up with this shit. Some of it has been pretty funny but it's starting to get tiresome.

>>83718086
Do you think James Marshall is aware that he was casted this role based entirely on the shape of his head?

>>83717775
Lynch has always used humor, you fucking newfag. Just look at the chicken carving orgasm scene from Eraserhead.

>>83712451

It sounds exactly like David Lynch's own songs, so my money's on James being dubbed over in that scene.

>>83718388
>>83718518
He killed his wife and Dick Laurent, the man he suspected his wife to be having an affair with. The middle segment of the movie where it cuts to Pete Dayton is a fantasy where he is the victim, fabricated by his ego to protect itself. All of the "characters" in that part are variations of the real people he knew. This plot point was the inspiration for Silent Hill 2 by the way.

>>83718887
Okay, that's pretty much what I figured. That one line the weird guy, who I assume to be the angel of death? said "In the east they punish....(something blah blah)" stuck out like a sore thumb so I figured it to mean that his Pete fantasy was part of a mystic punishment.
One hell of a fucking ride that film is.
9/10 would get LYNCHED again.

>>83717665
Him being Audrey's son doesn't mean he can't look like Jerry. Likeness doesn't just apply to parents and children, they can look like their uncle's and aunts.

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>>83719017
Maybe not the angel of death, maybe the devil, I don't know something along those lines.

You did good. You followed human nature perfectly.

>>83719017
If you really want to get lynched, go watch Inland Empire and see if you can make heads or tails of that.

>>83719179
pew pew

>>83719179
Why did that scene go nowhere? Did nobody discover the wife's body?

>>83719197
Oooft, I guess I'm in the perfect mindset for getting LYNCHED; sleep deprived, kinda hungry, caffeine in the system and I've just been LYNCHED once. So another lynching might make me transcend into a whole new level of LYNCHED.

Yeah fuck it, I'm going in boys.

as much as i enjoy gettin lynched I really do hope there is a reason behind Jefferies teleporting across the planet. Maybe Judy called????
please give enough clues mr Lynch

>>83717851
in dreams
he walks
with you

>>83719333

in dreams i talk with you

>>83719415

LET'S HIT THE FUCKIN ROOOOAD

>>83718062
series fan in the 90's here.
the movie baffled me in many ways for a long time until I read analysis about it.
Always liked the dread and horror of it and the ending is sublime.

>>83719432
WHY HAVENT I TOLD YOU

OH BABY I TOLD

EVERY LITTLE STAR

JUST HOW SWEET I THINK YOU A-A-ARE

Who created Dougie?
Was it doppelcoop? Did he create dougie so that the black lodge would take back the wrong cooper?
Or maybe it was Jeffries, maybe he wanted to kill doppelcoop before he had the chance to get back to the lodge.

>>83718153
annie appears to laura as a dream/hallucination.
annie is bloody and likely freshly dead from events at the end of season 2, a long time after laura is killed. So her ghost traveled back in time.
the things annie says to laura could not possibly make sense to her and are meaningless during the rest of lauras life.


so many questions here, lynch must love bending peoples brains

>>83719277
Do it!

>>83718062
Yeah, I wouldn't go as far as calling it not good, but /tv/ overrates the fuck out of it. It's honestly bottom 3 Lynch, in my opinion. People say it's a good standalone movie, but it absolute does not work without knowledge of the series, either. Nevermind the fact that it has bad pacing and was clearly a film put together in editing.

Are The Missing Pieces inarguably canon?

If so, why do so many people see fit to retcon the nurse scene?

>>83719602
Major Garland Briggs

I've seen up to EP12, The Arm forces Briggs to do some weird alchemical ritual in the lodge after he does. He creates a gold ball thing out of part of the ring. It's presented in a weird montage fashion.

Screenshot this

>>83719676
Downloading now. If I don't come back in 4~ hours call for help

>>83719730
Because we don't know what this level of LYNCHED might do to a man.

>>83719697
The only people who call things not canon are the people who bandwagoned Twin Peaks before the S3 premiere and didn't have time to experience anything but the green Twin Peaks Survival Guide episodes.

>>83718810
creepy jerky movement.
blood pouring out.
"orgasm"
glad i dont know you senpai

>>83719761

You know though, The Missing Pieces is a weird case. I get why some people get confused by it.
There are other deleted scenes that didn't even make it to The Missing Pieces, they have to surely be cast as canon regardless if they are contradicted by season 3.

>>83717545
Its really good. Very smooth, but not too light

>>83719698
Tell us more you homo

>>83719277
I don't know anon, the LYNCHED meme is fun and all, but frankly that doesn't sound like a mindset good for enjoying Inland Empire or any demanding piece of art in.

Let Lost Highway digest, get some sleep, put your attention elsewhere for a while, come to the film refreshed and clear headed.

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>>83717735
Or vigorously enjoy both and the show.

>>83717501
So I'm guessing Lucy was really embarrassed about her gas bubble because Andy clearly has to deal with a blocked up colon.

>>83718195
Lars von Trier's Riget/ Kingdom. It's about a haunted hospital.

>>83719242
Wasn't George supposed to show up later that night?

>>83717501
I would legit fuck Lucy.

>>83719698
Why, though? What would The Arm's/Briggs' intentions be to do that?

>>83717919
haha ya why?

>>83719762
legit?

>>83719698
And I'm guessing Briggs' reason why will be because he predicted Doppelganger Coop would have gotten into some serious shit by the time 25 years had passed, like getting thrown into federal prison.

>>83717930
You probably mean it in a meme way but honestly its true.

I see all these people hatching complex crackpot theories. Its besides the point of the show.

>>83719698
If true, does it all get more kino, or just more 2 minute scenes leading nowhere and 10 minute scenes of Dougie hijinks?

>>83719860
Were the other scenes even shot, though? None of the material with the Hornes was shot on account of Richard Beymer refusing. A sequence with Bobby and Laura driving to the woods that transitions to Pete and Ed was never shot, either. I don't think the scene of Harry singing to Josie was shot, either. There isn't a whole lot else in the shooting script.

>>83719899
I watched FWWM with a fever and that was pretty fun desu. Since it already feels like a feverish nightmare the fact that I was living exactly that amplified it and made it a unique viewing experience. You're right though, I'm definitely going to be mindfucked and maybe not see it clearly, but that's part of the fun isn't it?
I can always just rewatch it too, if a movie's good enough I'm always up for a rewatch.

Then again the download has an ETA of 1hr and I'm already fucking pooped. So I'll probably be too tired and end up taking your advice once it's done.

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>>83718013
>they still think Fargo is trying to emulate Fargo
lol. how are people this dumb allowed to post on this board?

>>83720029
i didn't. Lynch's art is meant to be understood on an intuitive level. it's INFP-core

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>>83717809
>Twin Peaks
>not a thinking man's show
Here's your (((you))) for validation

>>83720116
This.
Even when I don't consciously know exactly what's going on my subconscious is loving the shit out of it anyway.

>>83718195
Fanny and Alexander is pretty weird.

>>83720087
>You're right though, I'm definitely going to be mindfucked and maybe not see it clearly, but that's part of the fun isn't it?
No, this sounds silly to me. Inland Empire demands attention, feeling shitty or disoriented is only going to numb you to what's on a tiny TV screen and make it harder to really get into the film. Surrealist art =/= tripping drugs, although people like to meme it that way.

>>83720087
I watched the fan edit of Fire Walk With Me while high on edibles. I peaked right around the rape scene and final day sequence. That was a memorable experience. I felt an intense empathy for Laura and Bobby, though not James because his acting was too shitty. The most emotional moments for me watching it were Laura's last morning and day of school, Laura and Bobby in the basement, when Laura runs into the woods while the music swells, and obviously the train car sequence.

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So is it only part five that's out because it's all I see on Showtime; been away from civilization for a few weeks though I keep seeing this screencap of Leland talking to some buddy dude in what appears to be big Lebowski homage can anyone tell me where that's from

>>83720250
>I keep seeing this screencap of Leland talking to some buddy dude in what appears to be big Lebowski homage

Wat

>>83720250
That's Mary Elizabeth Winstead with him. Pretty sure it's in Fargo.

>>83720223
cringe

>>83720323
I had fun, would recommend

the owls are not what they seem

>>83720348
maek sure you post your trip report to erowid

>>83720219
I can still think when I'm like this, it's just a different kind of consciousness. But since you've seen the movie and I haven't, I might just take your word for it and watch it fresh.
It is three hours long and the DL is an extra hour so by the time I'm halfway through I'll be passed out and it's kind of a pain to rewatch the first 1:30 that I just watched the previous day.
>Surrealist art =/= tripping drugs
They do complement each other quite nicely though.

>>83720223
Fan edit you say? I need to check that out.
And shit, I might just try to replicate your experience, I usually have a bit of bud at any given moment. It sounds fun.

>>83720416
Erowid?

>>83720418
The Q2 fan edit. Puts the missing pieces back into the movie (except Coop talking to unseen Diane). I prefer rewatching it that way. Only complaint is that the sheriff station and Packard mill scenes are better left out, but those are just a few minutes and it aimed to reintegrate every scene possible.

>>83720495
>The Q2 fan edit
Noted.
That does sound good, watching the missing pieces alone was enjoyable but it felt fragmented.
What you mean the Lucy getting spooked and 2x4 kino? Sure, they're silly but they're pretty fuckin funny.

>>83720495
The 2x4 scene didn't fit, but I loved it.
Actually as tangential as the new season gets, the Q2 edit is better than ever.

>>83720495
>(except Coop talking to unseen Diane)
do you happen to know why was this left out?

>>83720567
They're good scenes, I agree, but Lucy getting spooked, per the shooting script, is right before Laura's last night so it feels really strange to transition back and forth. The saw mill scene is not only unrelated to everything else, but also goes right after the drug deal sequence.

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What did he mean by this?

>>83720634

Frost and Lynch are talentless pedophiles

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>>83720634
Michael J has Bob in him IRL and nobody's doing anything to help him

his hair's even gone grey

>>83720634
impotent manlet rage

>>83720634
Even the two highlights of his career, Twin Peaks and Carnivale, didn't really benefit from his presence.

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>>83720634
What he always means.

>>83720634
>hates twin peaks
>uses his twin peaks character as a pic
Really gets that noggin joggin

>>83720634
G A R M O N B O Z I A

>>83720623
Because it doesn't really fit into the movie. There are two sequences with Coop at the FBI. The first starts on a serious note with him walking into Gordon's office and trying the camera, which transitions to Jeffries. The second he's seated with Albert and has a premonition. He's also in a brief sequence with Kiefer. None of those can naturally integrate with or transition to/from his comedic, high-spirited interaction with offscreen Diane.

>>83720629
Okay, I see what you mean then.
Since it's basically a rewatch I don't think I'll really mind since I've already felt the feels.

>>83720623
Q2 likely preferred the ambiguity in Diane's existence, and also probably felt the almost instant tonal shift between that scene and the Jeffries entrance was a bit too jarring.

>>83720792
Yep. Theatrical for standalone experience, edit for the bridge to season 3.

>>83720634
Frost and Lynch are old hacks now, relying on a tired old property to stay relevant.

The only thing sadder than that is the fact that people are falling for it.

>>83720634
>I couldn't watch TP when it originally aired because it was so BORING. Every time I tuned in, it was people talking in a room. That's it. And if I stayed long enough to hear what they were saying, they would be talking about NOTHING. I figured out that I couldn't follow the plot, (or had to make one up) because there WAS NO PLOT. A man went to a town to investigate a murder. That's it. Nothing else ever happens. Just people talking in rooms. And all this taking NEVER advanced the murder investigation ONE BIT. I liked the part that I was in, (because I was in it), but it still didn't make a hoot of sense. Hard to watch.

How can a man so small be so full of pleb?

>>83720105
that's exactly what the first season was doing and doing it terribly

>>83720918
He wasn't saying that in the documentary they did with The Entire Mystery. It's actually kind of hilarious how much he's flipped around on the topic.

>>83720963
the first season did that and did it well. the other seasons do not

So I was watching TP with the family and we just finished s2 episode 9.

What the hack do we do now? There are like 12 more episodes.

They already say "isn't everything going to be anticlimactic now?"

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>>83717018

>>83719896
We never see Briggs or Jeffries, but we see their suits and that black smoke stuff coming out. Jeffries has a mouth floating in the black smoke (like the gold ball), and it's fucking terrifying when he talks.

>>83717018
Monkeys can't even talk
Lynch is so fucking stupid

>>83717018

THE BANANA IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

>>83721120
Is it Bowie's voice, a soundalike, or some distorted shit?

>>83721178
same distorted voice as in ep2

>>83719242
The plot was closed. The only thing we don't know is what information Doppy wanted from Shaggy, but the circle is closed. Doppy wanted Shaggy's info for a while, seduced his wife, framed Shaggy, shot Shaggy's wife, and framed Shaggy's lover. There's no one to rat him out or act as a witness to his scheme. He won and is in the clear.

>>83721247
*framed Shaggy's wife's lover for her murder

>>83721067
>“What we have to figure out is what is our Mike Yanagita,” who is the guy from high school who calls Marge out of the blue and turns out to be nuts, and you’re like, “Why is this in the movie?” But it’s in the movie, in my opinion, because it’s one of those details where you’re like, “Well, they wouldn’t put it in the movie unless it really happened. It has nothing to do with anything.”

Hawley literally didn't understand the point of Mike Yanagita's character. He's a moron

>>83721285
he figured it out i guess because he has an entire mike yanagita episode in season 3. i bet he looks back at that quote and kicks himself because it was stupid.

regardless, one misunderstanding from the writer does not make the whole season shit. it had some flaws but overall was good

>>83721355
I'm not watching your show Noah

>>83720753
>>83720812
it would have been KINO to follow up the mid-rape Leland reveal with cute high comedy Cooper. might have to make this edit myself.

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>>83721391
i dont care :^)

>>83720634
I feel bad for him. : (

>>83719017
>>83719119
I think he's just some kind of (possibly supernatural) manifestation of Fred's jealousy/frustration/hatred toward his wife.

>>83720692
Wow, BOB, woW

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>>83719911
That scene can fit perfectly with The Big Lebowski.

>>83721084

Keep watching, it does dip in quality for a bit but keep watching.

I"M HUNGGGGGRYYYYYYYYYYY

>>83721699

SARAH

LAURA

YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>83721084
Nothing important happens but all the lore of the series comes from these episodes. You could just wiki everything you want to know and not see the completely superfluous rest of the show, but then you wouldn't understand why Lynch was so pissed while making Fire Walk With Me and you'd miss Garland being a major protagonist for several episodes.

>>83721084
Just think of it as a sitcom for the next 10 or so episodes

>>83717833
Part 6 has a flash back to the Georgia commercials? I told you plebs that shit was canon.

>>83718506
Bill Paxton in Lost Highway.

>>83721749
Part 6 is actually just going to be all of the Georgia commercials played back to back, slowed way down to fill up a 50 minute timeslot.

>want to get the entire mystery box set
>the gold edition one seems to have better features though, and criterion will probably be releasing FWWM as a standalone sometime soon
What should I do, bros? Get the Blu-Ray set or just buy them separately? Criterion will probably have more stuff with their release on top of including The Missing Pieces.

>>83721871
I'd honestly wait for the inevitable box set with the original series, FWWM, Missing Pieces, and the current season.

>>83721799
Put a strobe light on it and that'll be some 8/10 Lynchian kino.

>>83721871
>Criterion will probably have more stuff with their release on top of including The Missing Pieces.
not necessarily, they've been a bit lazy on the supplement side of things the past year or two. still stellar w/r/t transfers tho

the only way the Criterion FWWM could be worth it outside of the Entire Mystery TP box set is if it included Missing Pieces and stuff from the long discontinued Lime Green box set of various Lynch works

>>83721084
Well you watch the rest of the season you dumb fuck.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83722175

Did Maddy have the ring?

>>83722121
>stuff from the long discontinued Lime Green box
yeah, because Dumbland in HD would be such a deal breaker

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>>83721042
he's a

>>83721871
>criterion will probably be releasing FWWM as a standalone sometime soon
Wait, what? When did this happen?

>rewatch entire series
>rewatch the Q2 cut of FWWM
>read Laura Palmer's Secret Diary and The Secret History of Twin Peaks
>brain is still completely full of fuck at EVERYTHING happening in S3

also bring back Dougie's hot black gf, she's like the most beautiful woman on TV.

>>83722245
>get the stick get the stick get the stick
In high def. Pure kino

>>83722290
nothing "official", but Criterion's monthly newsletters have clues to future releases and FWWM was hinted at and, more tellingly, it's been showing up with the Criterion logo on iTunes and Apple TV iirc

>>83722351
Day of the rope will not spare race traitors

>>83721748

A bad sitcom. Vegitable Leo + Teenage Nadine + Long-distance Chess + Little Nicky + James out of town

Like holy fuck, how many shitty subplots could they fit in one season?

>>83722414
James' milf was top tier

>>83722414
long-distance chess was cool. If Season 2 had less dicking around and more Windom Earle it would be much better.

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>>83722414
>Little Nicky
If you didn't laugh at this scene at least once, you're either braindead or a joyless faggot, possibly both. Unlike the Nadine and James shit, that subplot didn't last longer than a couple episodes and it gave us Andy and Dick shenanigans which were infinitely more funny than anything else that season had.

Except for anything with Gordon of course.

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>damn good coffee

>>83722499
the dead guy inside the chess piece was absolute cringe though. especially because they tried to make it funny. if it was just some regular john doe it would have worked better.

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>>83722499
>more Windom Earle

>>83722508
Why can't people simply appreciate things without becoming braindead vapid consumers? the foundation of insufferable hipster faggotry is being a good goy and attempting to purchase your way to individuality

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>>83722412
Sorry, sweetie, but the era of Trump is the era of civic nationalism. White men and Black women shall reign as kings and queenz.

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>>83722629
You mean appreciate good coffee?
Sounds like you were
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>>83722629
they are trying to buy their way into a higher reality.

>>83722718

The one who's lynched is anyone who buys a bag of coffee just because it has a filmmaker's name on it.

>>83722629
you don't buy anything?

>>83722718
ok anon, is it really that good?

>>83718634
It sounds like it belongs on 1.Outside you turbopleb.

>>83722843
buy things on use value not hipster e-peen

>>83722412
What a racist thing to say

>>83722503
Truest words in this thread.

>>83722629
Maybe he tried it and legitimately liked it.

>>83718062
the first 1/3rd of the movie is the best episode of Twin Peaks, the entire part w Laura is kinda shitty and gratuitous, and not worth it for the amount of detail of Laura's story we actually get

>>83722987
>Laura
>shitty and gratuitous
I bet you're one of the people who complains that the pilot spends too much time focusing on how sad everyone is. FWWM is Lynch's most human story.

>>83723075
I think FWWM is the best part of Twin Peaks and I agree with your assessment of it being one of Lynch's most human works but I unironically think the Pilot is boring because it's a bunch of unestablished characters being sad about a dead character we never met

>>83723075
It's too bad Laura is Lynch's most boring character then.

>>83723148

james and donna are probably some of his most boring characters

>>83722847
Yes it is. Nevermind these plebs talking shit when they never had it before.

>>83723148
she's not very interesting on her own, but she is good and sympathetic as a Lynchian stooge for the surreal horror aspects of FWWM. the high degree to which Laura's life is completely fucked without anybody close to her knowing or understanding and her only way of taking control of her life being through sex is very very sad and isoalting

and her relationships with Leland, Donna, Bobby, and even James to a lesser extent are really complex and interesting in FWWM the fact that Laura and Leland have a kind of unspoken understanding of what's going on in that whole confrontation scene with Mike is gut wrenching.

you're right we never really know laura on her own, she seems like a boring empty personality, but she's a confused teenage girl whose problems are actually as bad as most teenage girls think their problems are, she doesn't know herself either, she mostly just reacts and tries to survive

>>83723147
I think the strong empathetic connection made by the music and the understandable circumstances cover that. I remember when classmates died in high school, both when I did and didn't mourn them, and I thought it showed how idyllic Twin Peaks was when even people who disliked Laura mourned her just because they truly felt everyone was an important part of the community.
CAPTCHA: calle lynch

>>83722901
Have you tried the coffee? Obviously not.

>>83723147

The pilot is much better when rewatching the series for a second time, which is a bad thing to say about a pilot.

>>83723290
I ordered 5 lbs just now after I was reminded about it.

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I've always associated the smell of coffee with bowel movements and skunks, which is odd because skunks don't smell like shit.

>>83717472
Imagine if that was your dick

>>83723349
>skunks don't smell like shit
neither does coffee

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>>83723450

>>83723541
kek

Where can I watch the missing pieces?

>>83717472

this one's comin from j. edgar

So who hit Dr Jackobi in season one? and who shot Cooper at the end of season one?

>>83723287
what the fuck does calle mean? It shows up in my captcha every single time and it's grown into an obsession which is genuinely dirving me crazy
not even memeing

>>83723616
on your television.

>>83722412
roleplay somewhere else

>>83723641
Spanish for "street"

>>83723616
You can look up the Q2 fanedit on reddit, there's a MEGA url for a DDL.

>>83723625

leland beat up jacoby and josie shot cooper

>>83723661
wait that was josie? why didn't they arrest her?

There is gonna be more of dougie cooper 4 chan friends

>>83723683

if i remember correctly coop didn't see who shot him and they didn't figure out it was josie

>>83723683
They were going to later in the series but she died before they could. Albert wanted to do it right away but Cooper said they need to be completely sure before they do anything.

>>83723512

It kinda does. Especially if you shit after drinking a lot of coffee.

>>83717501
Is that a prosthetic or is he really that fat now?

>>83719698
dopplecoop tells darya that he will be called back (to the black lodge) and that he already has a solution for that, why do people forget this scene? he's obviously talking about dougie.

>>83721084
just watch season 2, ep 21, and 22. thats it. literally u wont miss out on anything super important.

>>83719921
Lucy was always the best girl and I'm glad to see she's still as hot 25 years later.

>>83723661
>>83723764

I thought it was Renault who shot Cooper, since he had a silenced Walther at One-Eyed Jack's.

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>>83723683

>wait that was josie? why didn't they arrest her?
>Twin Peaks is a police procedural

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>tfw twin peaks generals are actually dead now but the guy who always proclaimed that they were dead doesn't post in the threads anymore

>>83717735
Thats the movie you fucking nigger

>>83724261
They explicitly say it was Josie and Coop and Albert argue a bit about whether they should arrest her right away because of Harry being in a relationship with her.

>>83724301
This was both the goofiest and the creepiest thing in the entire series for me.

>>83721178
You actually believe this?

I know Lynch loves braindamaged characters but DougieCoop got old in 2 episodes, please don't let this continue on much longer.

>>83719698
Literal copy pasta and I wrote the original copy pasta so fuck off

>>83724565
I've seen up to episode 17 and read The Final Dossier. He never gets better

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>>83724565
I'm glad based Dougie Love is filtering out the plebs.

>>83724608

post proof and i'll believe you

>>83724573
What's the original?

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>>83724565
His incremental recovery will look better when you can watch in 6 or 8 hour chunks.

I honestly can't remember watching anything of value a week at a time.

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>>83724733
Here is a photo of late in the season that its revealed to be a Mullholand Drive sequel and everything that has happened so far is part of a tv show. BOB is in control of the United States and is on all the money now and even the money says "For use in motion pictures only"

>>83720634
he's got a lot of nerve calling something else little. i could fit him into my shoe and throw it into a creek

>>83718765
Haha nah man u just don't get it. Haha u got lynched haha weeding out normies btfo haha session 3 surreal art masterpiece you don't get it lynched autistic coop antinormie shitdigging shovel get lynched or die trying james forehead is big haha didn't even watch fwwm haha u don't even appreciate lunch this is 4 tru fans only gtfo comfy twin peaks this is art s03 haha fucking normie call 4 help ayudame hahaha

>>83724792

you cracked the mystery anon

BOB was the illuminati the whole time

>>83724261
She admitted to shooting him right after she shot someone else, right before she died of a combination of fright and severe spiritual related weight loss.

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>>83724815
Sounds like someone got
LYNCHED pretty bad.

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>>83724301
A drawer pull for ants.

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>>83724868
>doesn't understand lynchian humor

Go back 2 school kiddo

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Hello friends

I'm midway into season 2.

So far:
>Andrew Packard is actually alive, Catherine's attempted murder and survival, and this whole real estate/monopoly game was apparently part of their plan.
>Cooper's on suspenders
>There's a giant pirate with retard strength who wants to fuck little boys
>Mulder is gay now
Poor Leland ;_;

I really wonder if this is the point where the show jumped the shark, remembering from some previous thread where a lot of people said season 2 was sub-par compared to season 1, with some posters even suggesting to skip it entirely.

I want to complete the series in its entirety because I trusted Lynch and got through the slow-paced cinematography, and season 1 was pretty enjoyable at the end of the day.

Please, grant me strength.

>>83724928
Just play the remaining episodes except the last two or so as comfy background noise.

>>83724928

most of us suffered through season 2 and you must as well. you're not a real fan if you don't finish season 2 all the way anon. you can do it

>>83722503
agree, this scene never fails to crack me up

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>>83724792
H O L Y E L E C T R I C I T Y

>>83724928
Power through. You're almost on the other side. The last episode of S2 is worth the struggle.

>>83724792
underated

>>83725043
>literally 6 hours of background noise before I see the light
>>83725052
I suppose this is true. I'm just worried that by the time I catch up to the end of season 2, the movie, then the season 3 episodes, it would be over and I would miss out on these threads.
>>83725149
I don't even know what the endgame is at the moment, I thought Lynch wanted to wrap up loose plot points, but he introduced a new gallon of those, as well as new characters

Is there a plan behind all of this? Does God love me?

I don't usually like to think ahead with shitty predictions, but do you think coop will get his life back? I mean will getting Bob back to the lodge undo all shit he's done or did cop just lose 26 years?

>>83718195
RICk and morthy

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>>83725224
This might help you understand where you stand atm.

>>83725224
Lynch was absent during the filming of those episodes, but he comes back in the end and shits out one of the best finales in television history.

>>83725224
>literally 6 hours of background noise before I see the light

trust me, its worth it.

>>83725274
>episodes 17 - 21
>good
How? I thought they were just as horrendous as the ones before them.

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>>83725366
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>>83725366
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>>83725274
>11 and 15 the poorest
What episodes are those?

>>83725344
mileage varies
Last episode is worth it, as I previously stated.

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>>83724828
Was there ever any doubt? Secret lodges? There isn't even metaphor involved.