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>enter kinoplex wearing my xl trenchcoat with 2 dozen toblerone bars inside
>buy ticket
>buy a small popcorn and a soda as to not arouse suspicion from the kinocops
>approach my designated theater
>as soon as I think I'm home free, a k9 kino unit rounds a corner and the dog chases me
>dog trips me, sends my toblerone flying
>kinocops see, detain me
>they sentence me to 1 year of cleaning the manlet pit and crab debris off the complimentary anvil section
Anyone else have bad experiences at their kinoplex lately?
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>>83715843
this meme isn't even funny anymore and if it was you certainly killed it with that terrible post
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>>83715885
well howdy there reddit
thanks for joining us tonight
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>>83715843
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>>83715885
Wrong
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If you want to sneak food into the theater, do it in your stomach, you fucking imbecile.
You can vomit it out when the lights go out, then lick it from the floor while making barking noises so everyone thinks it's just a dog.
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>>83715913
Why does Kino trigger redditors?
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>>83715843
Why didn't you throw the tobleron bars down like spike strips to stop the dogs?
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>>83716130
They're jealous they didn't coin the term first
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>>83716130
Reddit invented kino.
Kino is pure Reddit
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>>83715913
>He's still fighting his war on kino
You can't win this lad
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