>Spider-Quip, Spider-Quip, >Quips like every other super

>>83712952
>Spiderman used to be one of two heavy Marvel smartasses/quipsters
>Now that they turned everybody into it I'm going to find him annoying

Fuck you Disney.

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>>83712952
Arrows in the quiver
Comebacks in the quipper

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>Aryan, Aryan
>Does whatever's in der Fuhrer’s plan
>Ties a noose, any size,
>Sticks a spic, has blue eyes
>Spooks Out!
>Here comes the Aryan.

>ls he white?
>Listen mud,
>He's got purebreed German blood.
>Darkies swing, from a tree
>Cook a gook to the third degree
>Seig Heil!
>There goes the Aryan.

>ln the chill of night
>He commits a war crime
>Like a burning crosses light
>He starts the Fourth Reich

>Aryan, Aryan
>Adolfs greatest super man.
>Wealth and fame
>Fle's ignored
>Gassing kikes is his reward.

>Heil Hitler, let's turn the oven up
>Whenr there's a fag or wop
>You'll find the Aryan

>>83712952
>reddit thinks this is funny

>Complaining about Spider-Man quipping

It's literally one of his signature traits. Even in Raimi's he quipped once in a while.

This is the worst thread I've seen all afternoon

>>83713116
Homecoming will have 3x the QPM of the Raimi trilogy

>>83712952
B2M
ABC
BBD
East Coast Family

ABC Spiderman yo, check out the flow.

https://youtu.be/l1WtWRCTf1U

>>83713116
Answer me this: Who DOESN'T quip in the Marvel universe?

>>83713116
Peter said like 8 quips throughout the entire trilogy.

Will Smith actually does the very best spiderman rap song, but it's been scrubbed off of YouTube. It's called 'here he comes' 1st track on his 'lost and found' album. If anyone has a link then post it, I feel like jamming out big willy style.