>How 'bout the fact that I hate my son? I come home,

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>>83709150

You gotta wonder what would've even happened if boomers like Tony had had access to the internet. He would probably have been much worse than that.

>>83709150
Is 4chan considered a chitchat room?

>>83709150
DELET THIS

>>83709195
>it's a Tony wants Ralph whacked because he won't stop shitposting episode

>>83709195

>it's a Tony sends merchant memes to the Motel owners episode

My son does the same fucking thing

Dad feel thread?

Why can't my son get a gf already? He's fucking 15 years old for christ sake. I didn't fuck my wife just to bring some pathetic life long Virgin into this world.

My son is gay

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>>83709311
I leled and you got dubs. Win/win, gabagool

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>>83709574
>tfw two daughters

>>83709574
I had a girlfriend throughout high school and I broke up with her my freshman year of college and I have been lonely ever since.

meanwhile my older brother didn't get laid until he was 23 and he now has a wife and a kid.

so cheer up, he might turn it around.

>tfw AJ is the best commentary on a spoilt millennial child ever
>tfw you can entirely relate to him
oh well kek

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Childhood is thinking Matthew was the better enforcer
Adulthood is knowing Sean was the real gangster

>>83710125
I can't relate to him at all, but I know I'm like him. How the fuck does that work?

>>83709150
>tfw no tony soprano for a father telling me to get the fuck off the computer

>>83710198
well I don't really relate to him either... as in I don't feel sorry for him or anything. I think he's a twat. however I know I'm a lot like him. It sucks.

Meadow is also excellent commentary on millennials. She reminds me a lot of my sister. that whole self righteous attitude, it makes me wanna puke.

>>83709150

>26, work full time, take care of family since father died out of no where a few months ago
>Sister is 21, spends 16 hours a day on the couch in her underwear gigglingn llike a little school girl (except she dropped out)

I empathized with Tony far too much than I should have. I know exactly how he felt about his sister, his son, why he did Chris in, etc..

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;_:

>>83710248
one of my favorite moments on the show is when Tony has food poisoning in "Funhouse" and Meadow asks what's going on and Carmela says "your father had Indian last night" and she goes
>ugh! that is SO RACIST

>>83710125
>>83710198
>never tried to kms
>paid for my own car (worked since 13), but parents helped me get the loan
>am no stranger to hard work and hate relying on others
>yet still live at home and basically work the bare minimum to pay for the bare necessities
>still dropped out of/quit almost everything I attempted just like AJ
its an abstract post-millennial kind of feel

>>83710248
Truthfully, my attitude is utterly defeatist when I think about how my life could have unfolded. My current situation is just a big disappointment because the people I was around were shit, and so were my parents, so I grew into an uncultured idiot. But on the other hand, when I see how pampered liberals grow into something equally despicable my worldview becomes pure nihilism. It's like there were no good cards in deck to pick from in the first place and the solution was always distancing myself from everything and escapism.

>>83710371
>It's like there were no good cards in deck to pick from in the first place and the solution was always distancing myself from everything and escapism.
I feel more and more like this everyday. Not for the reasons you choose but just in general. I often feel like I've wasted my life on escapism through television and film and sports but then I look at some of my "cultured" hipster liberal friends who are aides for senators and shit and they are just as fucking retarded and obsessed with pointless bullshit like Harry Potter as the next sad sack.

there are no winners in the modern world I feel

>>83710419
I'd fuck Furio desu

>>83710430
>there are no winners in the modern world I feel
except the guys that are actually happy with their lives

being a winner just means being happy/content. i know many people that are genuinely happy, not faking it, take each day as it comes. actually I'm the only miserable cunt I know irl. my head's just not screwed on right. wish I could unfuck it.

Tony saying "It's ok baby" to AJ after he tries to kill himself is maybe the most heartbreaking thing on this show

>>83710430
Or they just have careers and dumb hobbies, why is that so crushing to you?

>>83710430
Your "hipster liberal friends" are the winners and you're not. Simple as that

>>83710527
happy whores are still whores

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>tfw you're AJ

>>83710536
a lot of people grow up thinking everything always going to get better and better

then they hit the plateau, not expecting it, at some point in their teens, and all they can see are happy people everywhere. Because they don't have any higher aspirations.

>>83710612
i'd rather be happy than miserable, whore or not. I just don't know what will make me happy...

actually I think I do. Having a 100 million and knowing I'll never have to work in my life would make me happy

that's all it boils down to. I have no ambitions, no work ethic, no goals. I'm just an incredibly lazy bastard and I don't wanna do a goddamn thing.

and I don't do a goddamn thing... it still doesn't make me happy... but I think that's because I know I should be doing something. this life ain't sustainable. also I don't ever want to be sucking on the teet of the government. it's not enough money and it would just make me feel like a poorfag dick.

yeah I wish I was filthy rich, that's all. I'd literally be spending my time shitposting on a beach with my laptop and fucking women every night, that's it. perfect life. it makes me upset that I'll never be able to have this. makes me feel even more apathetic.

>>83710527
Most people just try to hide their failure and sadness. I know the grass always looks greener on the other side, but everybody has their problems.

Oh boy it's another blog thread disguised as an AJ thread.

>>83710802
My own lack of aspiration is really terrifying to me. I'm 22 and didn't go to college because I had no idea what I wanted to do. I still stand by that because now I'd have to start paying that back on the same minimum wage job I have anyway. But now I still have no interest in anything, and it's so much easier to get miserable at a shit job and just bounce to the next than pay to go to school for years only for the same cycle to start and not be able to escape it without bankrupting myself or ruining a career. It feels like being mature and looking for a career is just resigning myself to being unhappy forever with no short term escape.

>>83709502
I wonder where he got that habit from...

>>83709574
Because he's got an autistic manchild poor excuse for a father

>>83710959
their problems definitely aren't as bad as mine. they're not clinically depressed for example. they're happy, they laugh, they want to see each other and hang out, they actually leave the house, they actually do shit and want to do it. tldr they're functional. me not so much. i'm a trainwreck.

>>83711039
>son can't get a gf because of irrelevant family member

kys virgin

>>83711083
If my father spent his time sitting his fat ass in front of the monitor chatting with edgy 20 years old while he's a grown ass man in his 30s/40s I would have probably killed myself already, you're a shameful fuckup

>>83710612
they're also happy

>>83711138
>I would kill myself because someone is acting in a way I don't approve of

lol pathetic

>>83711138
not him, but it's posts like these and the constant frequency of them that really make me wonder why I keep coming to this place. it's gotta be self loathing right? why can't I leave? I wish I had something better to do but I just don't know how to get that.

>>83711244
Because you're a manchild
>>83711189
manchild

>>83711244
>bored millennial cries because his banal adversity free life is boring and unfulfilling

get a productive hobby, get a job, and find a nice girl you utter waste of space

>waah waah why won't my life suddenly become better for no reason

Don't just leave 4chan right now. Smash your fucking computer and go live your life.

>>83709574
Its your fault. Teach him how to be a man. These things must be taught now.
Our society is unnatural and fights against primal instincts. Take charge, anon.

>>83709878
Hey Ton, I told him "for you". You shoulda seen it.

Do people here just not recognize troll posts anymore?

>>83709947
Why would he order a hit on himself instead of grabbing a gun?

Why would he put his family through the trauma of seeing him whacked?

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>>83711374

>>83711333
about a year ago I got post-infectious IBS. I'm almost always in pain now, get bloated stomach, it's fucking awful. what do? shit's incurable doctors can't help me ;_;

>>waah waah why won't my life suddenly become better for no reason
I didn't say that. I know this is all my fault and I know it's not gonna get better on its own. I just don't know how to make it better. and yeah I know that's because I suck.

>>83709195
>It's a Tony beats the shit out of the bouncer because he was talking about a "meme" he discovered on reddit episode

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>>83709574
>28 years old
>Dad complains about wanting grandchildren every time I see him

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>>83711462

>>83709150
Would Tony approve of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>83709150
>tfw no father figure growing up
>tfw no masculine role model to look up to or to give you advice about girls, sports, confidence etc
>tfw weak NEET
how do I fix my shit anons? I lift weights but I fucking suck at that, too

>>83711562
Get bloodwork done. Check your testosterone level. Since the 70s, the average male's T has declined. Take zinc, magnesium aspertate. Keep working out, and fake confidence until it happens for real.

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>>83711401
are you dumb?

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>>83711679
yEs

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>>83710248
Meadow was a 10/10 qt though.

>>83711679
STOOOPIA FAAACKIN GAME

how did an italian dad fart out a fuckin jew kid

>>83711244
skinnerbox conditioning

>>83711428
IBS is a food allergy, negro. Every time.

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>>83709150
Fuck

>>83711475
>people like kids
>they have kids
>greatest time of their lives
>kids grow up and become adults, possibly even coming to resent parents
>parents still like kids
>parents pressure their kids to have kids so they can be around kids again

>>83709195
apple put boomers on the internet and revealed most people are /pol/.

>>83712055
yeah, having kids is just an excuse to do little kid stuff without being that creep who hangs around the swings at the park.

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>>83711244
>why cant I leave

>I went to college and read a few assigned books, now I'm smarter than everyone even though I'm unable to live on my own, take money from my parrents konwing full well where they come from
AJ was just dumb, Meadow was plain evil. You can see a little of Janice in her.

>>83713416
And I could see about 7 inches of me in her.

>>83710194
he was smarter but always listened to matthew

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>>83709195
>You gotta wonder what would've even happened if boomers like Tony had had access to the internet.

>>83710194
They suck each other's cocks

>>83711401
He's not a FUCKIN SUICIDE DISGRACE like Artie.

>Quasimodo guy is dead

>>83711865
I LOVE YOU MEADOW

>>83709574
I HAVE ANXEITY PROBLEMS
JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE DAD!

>>83710959
I am genuinely happy and don't really have any problems

You guys are such faggots jesus christ I expected a sopranos thread and got /r9k/-lite
Get fucked.

>>83711542
kino

>>83715226
Literally had that situation with my dad

He does know I've had sex before though... whew at least I have that

>tfw my dad's favorite show is the sopranos and he's seen it at least 5 times
I don't have the guts to ask him what he thinks of AJ, I'd rather just laugh at how what's his face says "whore" with him

>>83711475
same here. but what makes it even more retarded is that he has seen my sisters youngest for an exact number of 2 times. the kid is 15 months

>>83711401
Doesnt want to appear like a mental weakling

>>83709150
eh he is a mafia boss almost everything makes him want to smash fuckn faces in

look I'm Puerto Rican now, dad!!

so do you think aj could be a gangster after toughening up and shit? all I know is that the parisi kid had the most potential

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>>83713949

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name anything more beautiful in this world than pic related.

>>83709207
Mongolian

>>83716733
Post the edit now

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>>83716733

>>83711562
>>83712044
>>83709180
Clean your room, rescue your father from the belly of the beast

>>83711679
UP IN THE CLUB

>>83711679

UP IN THE CLUB

>>83712141
I'm an uncle and I get to do this shit.
My nephews are in their teens now and I'm damn near 30

I'll be honest.

I feel like a fucking old man.

I love them but I'm tired of kid shit.

Can't wait to drink and chill out with my nephews and shit

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>>83717827

easy

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>Pop in this thread expecting a fun soprano shitposting episode
>its a /r9k/ episode to remind me im a 21 year old virgin
Is it to late for me /tv/? Has anyone ever made it back from here? I feel like even if I try to fix myself im already to far gone.

>>83715329
Have.. have you even been in a sopranos thread in the past 2 years?

>>83709311
Kek'd

>>83711679
>>83711957
>>83718226
>>83718331
post yfw its a real song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9wlDUl9aE

>>83718433
rotting meat looks tasty

>>83711679
UP IN TH CLUB

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>>83709947
>He doesn't know about the Patsy theory

>>83716733

Vitoposting?

>>83709921
Same here anon. It's hell

>>83710338
>sharting intensifies

>>83718870
>he literally has never heard of curing

>>83718026
What did he mean by that? "My archnemesis?"

Maybe tony should have actually raised his son instead of being an alcoholic cooze hound who was out until 4 in the morning every fucking night being a complete degenerate.

>>83711679
UP IN THE CLUB

>>83711679
up in the club

>>83719310
T_T I cure steaks all the time, sometimes for 2+ weeks. Still consider it rotting meat its just tasty rotting meat

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>>83719447

Meadow turned alright tho

>>83711542
holy fuck..,.

>>83713416

That was just a dumb phase.
In the end she became a corrupt lawyer, helping her mafia family fight the law.

>>83719946
Fermenting is just getting things to rot in the way we want them to. The word Rot used for food usually has inedible connotations though.

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>>83711542
backstory to this?

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>>83711865

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>>83719029

>>83711076
clinical depression isn't real

>>83709150
Did anyone else realize Tony was just angry because he couldn't relate to his son & can't just talk to people without motive?

>>83722844
I don't know, man, that's like saying serotonin levels in your brain has no effect on mood and my experience with mdma would say otherwise. There are definitely people with dopamine issues (addictive personality types) so why couldn't there be people that lack sufficient serotonin?

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So what no fucking ziti now?

>>83719447
tony did an alright job but carm spoiled him which is why he ended up as a bitch

>>83723674
your serotonin levels are low because you're miserable. You're not miserable because your serotonin levels are low.

>>83719336
He was an outsider who saw him sucking sausage. To be bent into submission and silence by courting or coercion.

>>83723863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRkE_Gv6ALM

>>83718574
I'm 38. I've been here for over a decade.
You're here forever. Just accept your fate, and the pain will ease.

>>83710194

>UP IN DA CLUB

>>83710419

kek

>>83720373

>Coal burner
>Feminist liberal douche
>Entitled bitch
>College dropout
>Fucked a new guy every episode

Yeah right.

>>83719112
why? always thought itd be nice to have girls

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>>83717827

>>83709150
Hats is this u??

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>>83710914
We are one of two soul, anon

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>>83710430