Why didn't you micro dicks tell me about the testosterone

>offers up his wife's holes to a PoW slave
>not even halfway through the season
Sorry, I couldn't watch after that cuckery was shoved in my face like that.

>hey bro I know we just pillaged your monastery and I just took you for my slave
>but do you want to """""""""""""join us""""""""""" in bed, priest?

even floki does that shit too, it's cucked as fuck

Yeah it's the GOAT. Like GoT or the walking dead but for men.

>>83707812
We all loved the first few seasons too anon. But the show got fucked and retarded really fast

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>>83707858
The most cucked men of the world are the ones insecure about sexuality. /pol/ and most of 4chan is repressed as fuck, I feel sorry for most of you, believe me I understand the seething rage you all feel.

>tfw Floki converts to Islam and leads the jihad

>>83707936
>calling a spade a spade
>the same thing as being "repressed and insecure about sexuality" or feeling "seething rage"
Not even close, lad. I simply don't have any love for degeneracy. I dont have to be "repressed" to eschew the whole "hey bro I noticed you were checking out my wife, wanna come to bed with her ;)" thing.

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>>83707812
>>83707936

>>83707812

There have been literally thirty-eight thousand threads about this garbage here, not our fault if you're blind / retarded / don't spend 24/7 staring at the /tv/ page 0 hitting f5.

>>83708186
I know there have been threads, I've seen them. I was wondering why you didn't tell ME it was a solid show with solid main characters.

I never gave a shit about the hundreds of threads about "hurrr shield maidens are dumb fuck that shit!" "fucking sjw ruined it with multiculturalism".

No wonder I didn't actually check out the series before this.

I really like.

>>83708728
You like the wife-swapping cuckolding aspect, or you like the dindu lifestyle of just killing everyone who disagrees with you?

>>83707858
How is a threesome cucked? Are orgies cucking? Is watching porn for cucks?

>>83708810
>dude come here and fuck my wife ;)
How is that not cucked? Is it because he's offering his wife's pussy to a guy with the same skintone as him, or what?

>>83707812
i dropped it when ragnar died. The last season was dropping in quality so fast tho, dragging stuff out for ages

>>83707812
That is exactly what I would describe vikings as OP, the first 3 seasons are goat.

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>>83707812
>random chinese woman turns up
>oh yeah im the daughter of the emperor of china btw
>lets take LSD and roll around on screen for 20 mins in slow motion
dropped right there

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>>83707936
>if you don't let your wife fuck a dozen niggers then you're insecure

the state of amerifat intellectuals

>>83709022
he kills her eventually though

which i enjoyed a lot, this show is redpilled about chink women and how they are not to be trusted

>people complaining that offering your wife is considered an act of self-cucking
>people not realizing that by seeing women as objects you literally can not be cucked

This board is mostly betas, that's why you think that the protagonists of any show are betas as well.

t. Alpha

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>>83709022
>>83709225
It was because of her we got one of the most emotional scenes in recent television.

Fuck her though and I honestly hope Ragnar didn't go to Valhalla but instead got his own slice of personal heaven.

>>83709371
but anon ragnar went nowhere since nothing happens after you die and besides that he was just a fictional character

>>83707858
fucking hell what is it with this board and obsession with cucking.

you wouldn't have given a fuck 5 years ago.

>>83709497
>people were ok with being cheated on up until 5 years ago

k

>>83709550
>it's considered cheating when YOU offer your wife to someone
Reminder Ragnar is not a beta, but you are

>>83709429
>tips fedora

All seriousness don't you remember that scene when Ragnar is screaming at the gates because they were closed to him?

>>83709664
>"haha it's ok that she cheated on me, I WANTED her to cheat on me hahah im totally alpha pls believe me ;_;"

k

>>83709550
who are you quoting?

of course people hate cheating, but im saying you wouldn't have stopped watching a show or movie because of it, unless you were a faint hearted faggot who cant handle anything unpleasant.

>>83709740
It's more like "hey, I have this sweet ass toy here, but I'm a bit tired of playing with it, wanna try"
But I can't argue with a beta, you will never see what I mean until you fuck, and cheat on women.

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>>83709758
>>83709892


>"please pleasure my wife since i'm not able, but when you cum in her and impregnate her .. dont forget im the alpha"

>>83709915
You may not like it but cheating is not criticism of a show, just like dislike for murder and swearing is not criticism.

and your obsession over 1 scene from the entire show reeks of insecurity.

>>83709915
>caring about one (1) woman, when you can literally fuck hundreds
Oh wait, you're a cuck beta, so when you're confronted with cucking, you are always imagining yourself as the cucked husband, never the one doing the cucking.

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>>83709991
>>83710016


>"I'm SO alpha that I'm going to spend 18 years of my life working to support a kid that isn't mine, but is the offspring of a Somalia refugee"

Only alphas will understand this feel

>>83710081
Huh i don't remember that scene in the show. you must have come up with it in your fantasies.

>>83710081
I don't think you understand, for you, an alpha is a loving husband, with one, maybe two kids, who is devoted to his wife. For me, an alpha is someone who spreads his offspring and doesn't see women as people.
Clearly one is better than the other, but from your cucked perspective you will never see which.

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>>83710137
>>83710186
>"I just met you, and this is crazy, please fuck my wife, she'll have your baby"

t. TopAlpha

>>83710206

We see in a scene I think on the same episode where the Jarl offers up his wife to one of his grunts. It turns out that its a tactic to see how honorable and trustworthy the person is. The grunt that accepted got killed.

It is safe to assume given that scene and the fact that Ragnar offered Lagertha to the priest that if he had said yes, Ragnar would have killed him.

There was no cuckolding involved, just a ploy to see if someone that you'll have around your family and going to put trust in can be well, trusted.

>>83707812
The show peaked in season 2

>>83707812
The latest season is fucking terrible and literally retroactively destroys the whole show

I regret ever having watched it

>>83707812
>Are there any fans here?
not after last season

>>83711035
>>83711066
Now I feel like I need to keep watching.

>>83707812
>le strung wumin, beards and hipster haircuts

this is reddit the show

>>83713973
white people are the good guys for once so no this definitely is /our show/ t b h

>>83714061
This desu

>>83707812

Be prepared to watch the entire show go to shit by the end of season 3.

Season 4 is one of the biggest dips in acting and writing quality since TrueBlood

>>83707858
It was a trick to see if he would do it, and would be killed. It happens at some other point

>>83708919
Left is fuccboi territory.
You have to be a proper beast to be able to pull off the right one without looking like a fucking bozo.