Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty

>>83705153
Holy shit is this real?

>>83705153
Litty raunchy fun confirmed?

actually reading this made me piss myself good thing im at the toilet

>>83705193
*fist bump*
sounds pretty litty. Fans are LOVING it.

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>yfw a critic drowns in all the piss from the raunchy squad

>>83705153
Dude I hear you my bro, talk about a raunch fest, total pissparty in my theater as well. Gettin fuckin litty as hell in that bitch. Great time, totally sweet funny time in there.

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>>83705153
piss you say?

Saw BAYWATCH last weekend with my bitch. Good thing I have an adult diaper fetish because let me tell you, it got pretty RAUNCHY in there. Oceans of PISS flooded the aisle as the opening credits rolled. By the end we were in a frothy piss jacuzzi, yellower than the buttered popcorn. The only dry seats were in the balcony, where all the critics sat. Definitely THIS SUMMER'S #1 raunchy pissing experience. Litty.

>>83705153
Someone needs to shop that head

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>>83705153

Can someone give me a quick run down on this hot new meme?

>>83705153
Is this real?

>>83706284
oof

>>83706449
"If you don't like Baywatch, you're a virgin/haven't had sex in a while". Even Armond says so.

>>83705153
>be normie
>went to see it with normie friends
>loved it, laughed much more than I thought I would
>best movie I've seen all year
Should I kill myself?

>>83706564
Ill kill myself if you kill yourself

Piss Memes

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I pirated that shit yesterday, started watching and turned it off exactly at 1 hour, i couldnt keep going, it was unironically the worst movie i seen all year.

To add insult to injury they cast some fat ugly jew as the comic relief and they make him some autist that drools over the blonde and he cant even talk to her.

One of the "hilarious raunchy" highlights is like 10 mins in where the fat kike falls on a chair and his cock and balls get stuck in a hole on the chair. I can't believe someone thought that would be funny, it was cringe as fuck.

If you consider watching do urself a favor and stare at a wall for 2 hours, its way funnier and entertaining than this turd.

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wew

>>83706703

Kek can't handle them mocking jews mordecai? Fuck off back to the synagogue

>>83706284
/ourguy/ knows how to appreciate a RAUNCHY little summer flick.

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>>83706880
>2.5
>Praising it

>>83706938
I... I don't think that's what he was trying to say, anon

>>83706284
Fake

>>83707192

I know but I have no respect for plebs who don't finish motion pictures once they started

I shouldn't be laughing this hard at literal toilet humour

>>83706703
Boys, we got ourselves a critic over here.... *winkyface* Bro, this is a movie for the FANS, it's a fun lil' dirty summer romp. If you're so disconnected that you can't appreciate this RAUNCHY rated r flick, you are not and never will be litty. Shout out to all the FANS, keep that piss flowing *brown brofist* *brown hang loose emoji*

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Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the #litty until I was already a FAN, by then it was nothing to me but a RAUNCHY summer comedy!

ITT: peak reddit

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HEY MY MEN

Dwayne here (exclusve picture as proof). I've heard some you haven't YET seen my new movie BAYWATCH. When I was told that I was like "WHAT? But my /tv/homies LOVE RAUNCHY HUMOR"

But chill maties. I understand. "But Rockman, what if I piss too much?". I get it bros, I get it. Here's why I bring you this clips so you can practice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrMujRuUh4

COME PISS YOURSELF IN FAMILY ROCKOES. Don't let the CRITICS win

Someone explain the piss part of this meme

>>83708253
have you ever laughed so hard you pissed yourself? Its not so common with men but women piss themselves laughing sometimes (less bladder control, based penises)

Its basically a hyperbole

>>83708166
HILARIOUS SCENE

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>>83705153

>>83708253
im still trying to get my head around litty

>>83708470
saying something is "lit" is common slang

e.g. "dude this party is lit!" Litty ive never heard before though

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>>83706564
Nah bro! Baywatch™ is FOTY! The critics just don't get it! I'm sliding down with the crew tonight for a lil raunchy R-rated summer comedy!
#litty! #nosocks!

>>83708623
>>83708470
You have to attend the annual Negro Argot convention where the official slang is proposed and approved per Robert's Rules of Order. It's held in Detroit so you mightn't have heard of it.

>>83708803
>mightn't
wew

this is wouldn'st've tier

>>83707658
Agreed. Just saw the movie and it was just hilarious bro. Me and the crew needed new pants, 10/10
That guy you're responding to know he laughed his ass off at the movie and just came online to be a hater

>>83708166
Why did it cut off so early? I was losing my shit bro

>>83707658
MAHALO

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>>83711437

>>83708166
Is the whole movie as HILARIOUS as this scene ?

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Is this worth watching for Daddario?

>>83711681
What in the fuck is that webm?

>>83707763
kek

>>83711681
you are legitimately creepy.

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>>83708470

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>>83705233

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What did they mean by this?

>>83712360
>>83712461
Roastie's detected.

>>83712571
I bet the guy that recorded those browses /r9k/. Just call it a hunch.

>>83712360
I think he's supposed to be """""feeling""""" her up

>>83705153
Why has no one made a Todd edit yet
I can't into photoshop someone else do it

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what would happen if liam neeson went to see baywatch?

>>83712854
these are all pics the paparazi snagged of him leaving the theatre, after watching baywatch

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>>83712571

>>83712984
>>83711681

>>83707436
Guess you are the type of person who finishes a shit meal as well not to "disrespect the chef"

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To the anon who made those Dadario webms. Would you be interested in making a Brie one? With this pic?

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This thread is full of loser autists. Holy shit you guys are a lost cause.

>>83713115
No, because you can see pubic hair above her waistline, and it's revolting.

>>83707800
Sounds like you speak from experience, now go back

>>83712889
Both my lungs collapsed from laughing

>>83705153
I feel you my dude I feel you big time. Me and the boys just got back from Baywatch (2017) and we are SOAKED IN PISS. It was insane dude, the whole theater was FLOODED with urine because the FANS just could not get enough of the RAUNCHY HUMOR Dwayne and Zac were kickin our way. It was totally LITTY and I def recommend grabbing your girl and some bros and heading down to the theater to enjoy this FUN SUMMER ROMP.

Did I miss something? It had an R rating right? So why the fuck did these faggots used it to show a wiener instead of a single boob?

it sickening it piss

>>83705153
Litty confirmed

>>83712610
Permavirgin detected