>black >gay >christian >conservative All hail

>>83700715
>>gay
>>christian

I'll never understand this.

>>83701318
the pope said being gay is ok

>>83701318
christianity is like a smorgasbord

you pick the rules you like and ignore the ones you don't

>gay
>conservative

Sounds like /tv/ all right.

>>83701342
But only if your catholic

>>83700715
>black
>last name is White

>>83701368
pretty much this.

hardly anyone is ACTUALLY Christian.

>>83701318
Christianity is just a default fallback for people who want a sense of intent and meaning in their lives but are too mentally lazy to create their own. It's not like it's required or even expected of a christian to follow any kind of daily mantra or even a specific text or set of teachings beyond very basic commandments many of which are already literally illegal or highly frowned on.

Being a "christian" really doesn't mean much anymore.

>>83701431
*tips* salutations my dearest numale!

>>83700715
>black gay christian conservative contrarian movie critic
It's like he wants to piss off as many people as he can at the same time. Absolute legend.

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our gay negro

>>83701427
Just like no one follows Islam too? Non-Muslims are fond of saying what is and isn't Islam.

>>83701431
*tips respectfully towards u*
m'lady

>>83701934
Muslims are in general much more devout. Compare the number of people adhering to Ramadan and Lent fasting and you'll see what I mean.

He spoke ill of Wonder Woman and Baywatch. Asshole contrarian nigger.

>>83702094
Didn't he speak highly of Arthur legend of the sword?

>>83701934
Almost no one truly follows their religion as it was originally written.

Is /tv/ gay?

Gay conservatives vote Republican to feel woke.

>>83702452
I'm not but my friend who also frequent /tv/ is gay.

>>83700715
>Recognises how kino bvs is

Absolutely based.

>didn't understand Prometheus or Covenant

He's low IQ and writes for the MTV crowd.

>>83701431
>Christianity is just a default fallback for people who want a sense of intent and meaning in their lives but are too mentally lazy to create their own.

Classic projection, people who "create their own" *tip* usually end up being "spiritually" lazy, picking and choosing some Eastern philosophy which can fill a human desire for spirituality without actually having any of the obligations. Either that or they end up "living" a pathetic existence of hedonism, which leaves them spiritually drained.

>>83702816
No, he's great, but he's always despised Ridley Scott, it's natural his only good movies are Alien, Prometheus and Covenant desu.

>gave Pain and Gain a positive review

Good guy

>>83701368
>>83701427
reddit memes

>>83701381
protestants are not christians

>>83701934
>criticize Christianity
>b-but islam

>criticize islam
>b-but christians

Kinda mad Reddit ruined atheism for everyone

>Last Name White
>Black

>>83701431
*nods knowingly*

>>83701342
No he said gay priests were kosher, he said nothing about broader society.

>>83701858
/ourguy/ confirmed

>>83705120
There isn't a concept in existence that hasn't been ruined.

>In January 2014, White was expelled from The New York Film Critics Circle for allegedly heckling director Steve McQueen at an event for the film 12 Years a Slave.[16][17] White maintained his innocence,[18] and characterized his expulsion as a "smear campaign".[19] White received an "Anti-Censorship Award", as a part of the 35th annual American Book Awards, because of his being "unfairly removed" from the New York Film Critics Circle.

wut

>>83702146
Film was good, he did give it some rips tho.

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>>83701431
>I'm not religious, I'm spiritual

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>>83705390
>>83701858
>>83705438
OUR FUCKING GUY

>>83701422
P O E T R Y

>>83701368
So pretty much like humanity as a whole?

What did he mean by this

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>>83705438
>McQueen had just accepted his prize for “12 Years a Slave,” presented by Harry Belafonte, when the interruption broke out.

>As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”

>McQueen either didn’t hear the comments or pretended not to. He thanked the critics group for honoring him with an award previously given to John Ford and Woody Allen, at which point White hissed “pulease.”

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>>83701431

>calls others lazy
>shitposts during working hours...

>>83705690
>>As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”

B A S E D

>>83705690
>As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”
goddamn

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>>83701431
this is accurate despite the *tips fedora* comments

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>>83700715
>christian
>gay

>black
>conservative
A man so contrarian that he is constantly at war with himself. The inside of his head must be a non-stop virulent shitposting /tv/ thread. Sadly, he must be /ourguy/.

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>>83705727
>Some fedora tipper got so mad that he took time out of his day to make this

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>>83705693
>>83705603
>>83705317
>>83702013

Aferim! > Captain America: Civil War
Radu Jude’s profane Romanian folktale is also an epic satire (in majestic black-and-white) of how a debased culture rationalizes terrorism, pain, and inhumanity. Marvel attempts the same with its superhero franchise, trivializing the concept of “civil war” the same way Bernie Sanders trivializes the concept of “revolution.”
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/443614/better-list-critical-review-2017-best-worst-movies

>>83705795
fucking savage

>The Sexiest Batman and Superman Imaginable
The men of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice may not please eunuchy fanboys but anyone old enough to experience morning wood will appreciate it. Taking that comic book novelty where superheroes temporarily become rivals, Batman/Bruce Wayne (played by Ben Affleck) mistakenly blames the recent destruction of Metropolis and nearby Gotham City during an invasion of aliens on the mid-battle appearance of Superman (played by Henry Cavill). The antagonism between these specimen (Affleck follows Cavill’s already muscled-up example) is based on both men’s confused urge to do good. Each orphan’s personal torment and heroic ambition amounts to a passion. Grindr might match them, yet they’re initially mismatched which means that when they finally meet—and fight—it’s equivalent to a hate fuck.

That’s because director Zack Snyder’s movies are adult comic books—“adult” as in the old label “For Mature Audiences Only.” He goes against the juvenile vicarious pleasure of comic book surrogate crime-fighters to something deeper. Snyder’s Batman with his five o’clock shadow, supersedes the morose hero of Christopher Nolan’s gloomy The Dark Knight trilogy, just as his Superman (also Clark Kent) junks the jovial Superman of the Christopher Reeve movies and Brandon Routh in Bryan Singer’s adolescent fantasy. Thanks to Cavill, Snyder’s Superman/Kent looks to be in perpetual tumescence.

Snyder, who made the live-action antiquity layout 300, and produced 300: Rise of an Empire, can’t help but sexualize his superheroes. Yet it’s worth noting that this is part of his very grown-up interest in how characters act out their private drives. The personal is political for Snyder which means that although Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent clash, due to misreading each other’s citizenship, they share a testosterone bromance.

>>83705863
They look good together because Affleck’s puffy-chin adult petulance (recalling his role as TV’s Superman George Reeves in Hollywoodland) may be the moodiest performance he’s ever given while Cavill’s virility (so chiseled it may well be from another world—the world of Sean Connery knock-offs) fits him to yin-yang completeness. Their confrontations disprove the delusion that men cannot make love face-to-face, the same way men fight. (Gay political pundit Andrew Sullivan makes a cameo appearance protesting “Every act is a political act!”)

Ignore all that Internet nonsense against Affleck’s casting; he’s a warmer presence than Christian Bale’s stoic Batman who, at best, seemed a selfish lover. Check The Brothers Grimsby where Sacha Baron Cohen jokingly referred to the henchman played by Scott Adkins as “Ukrainian Ben Affleck;” it certified a hotness type. And smoldering Cavill wears the Superman uniform like a second skin. Costumer Michael Wilkinson’s brocade Superman suit is successful fetish gear—textured fabric with sequin octagonals invite you to touch that thin line between drag queen and stud. Male intimacy in this film gives new meaning to the old phrase “iron fist in a velvet glove.”

If fanboys don’t cream to Batman’s dream sequence (“It took me to the lie, a beautiful lie” Wayne says), grown-up gay men surely will. In his dream, Batman wears a leathery mask, hiding his identity, while he is taunted by wasplike creatures and forced to acknowledge Superman’s equivalent virility. This goes beyond Guy Ritchie’s boy-boy teasing in last year’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (which co-starred Cavill). It is the most surreal dominance-submission dream in Hollywood history. But Batman v Superman is also a political allegory, using masculine sex appeal to examine America’s current political confusion. Zack Snyder’s comic book avatars are not for children.

>>83700715
Something about Armond's latest reviews seems lazy for him.

>>83705774
you posted a reaction image, wow looks like you won

>>83700715
If he'd be a trans midget as well, then he'd be the greatest troll ever.

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>>83705934
You're getting very flustered over nothing. Thanks for the (You) though.

>>83705795
Fun fact: Radu Jude is a liberal and Aferim! is about exploitation of Gypsies in 19th century. He is hated by Romanian nationalists.

>>83706023
But anon all your doing is posting memes because you got triggered by that guys comment

>>83705614
>weirdly seated next to the drunken asshole
maybe no one likes you either desu, did you think about that?

>>83701318
He just loves to take contrarianism to the limit.

>>83706233
only redditors call him contrarian

>>83700715
>>gay
>>christian
TOP KEK

>>83705614
Armond's quip about GEICO killed me. Rian Johnson is a hack. Looper sucked and Star Wars will too.

>>83700715
how to people rationalize being gay and christian or call themselves a conservative christian while posting on a board that regularly has 300+ reply threads about interracial cuckoldry and shemale porn

>>83700715
Literally King Contrarian. Imagine styling every single thing about your personality just to be a walking breathing meme

>>83706408
big fan of deadpool and guardians of the galaxy?

>>83706433
I've not seen Deadpool and hate Le Guardians of Le Galaxy. Literally what did you mean by that?

>It's a /tv/ pretends that Christianity is about never seeing or doing evil

>>83706407
I imagine it goes like the man is gay, sees it's wrong, and turns to christianity.

>>83701342
no, he didn't

>>83701368
>>83701431
sure is fucking 2006 around here

>>83706513
that he's not a contrarian. I hate that movie too btw

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>>83707219
The Pope is a faggot

>>83701318
God loves gays.

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_and_Jonathan

>>83707734
He's not wrong within the context of Christianity. Follow your leader or admit you pick and choose the parts of the religion that appeal to you.

>>83701318

Mainstream Christianity has accepting bending its core beliefs to move with the times.
Something Islam has failed to do

>>83707734
Its only fair. He's going to be fucking their daughters later.

Dude is just a contrarion faggot

>>83700715
He is the Pauline Kael of modern times.

Invest in weird outliers. That doesn't cause chaos. You people will die to your own stupidity.

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>>83700715
/ourguy/

>>83700715
did he like Wonder Woman?

>>83704808
Sounds like you speak from experience, now go back

>>83701342
He really didn't, but the public seems to genuinely believe he's super pro gay when he's tolerant at best.

>>83705614
He is the king of bantz

>>83709127
Represents tv perfectly

>>83707734
The whole point of monotheism is recognizing that all peoples share the inherent alikeness of one-another. I'm not trying to defend Christianity here but I am trying to say that there's a reason the surviving major religions all point to a singular deity.

>>83709912
why do you say that, because /tv/ doesn't praise every capeshit movie like reddit?

>>83709003
The pope has nothing to do with Christianity though

>>83709090
Which is why Islam is becoming more successful. You have ultra lefty vapid white women that convert to Islam now.

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>>83705760
very good, have a U : )

>>83700715
Since when is he gay?

>>83701431
Lmao look at how many brainlets with no arguments that this triggered

>>83711335
He's the leader of the Catholic (Christian) church. Protestants literally just made some shit up a few hundred years ago and called it a religion

>>83701318
muh beloved disciple

>>83701431
>but are too mentally lazy to create their own.

why would they need to create their own if they are at peace? religion and spirituality are subjective to the individual.

This is why atheism is a meme, because of faggots like you who make us look bad on the daily.

>>83711649
quite literally the opposite happened

Catholicism was made up a few hundred years after Jesus and they called it a religion. Learn basic history you stupid dumbass. sage for off topic, I'm closing this thread

>>83705334
Francis is still a faggot, but this makes sense I guess. Priests really aren't supposed to want to fuck anyone anyway, they're supposed to be married to God

>>83701431
This guy may be a fedora, but Christianity (Proddie and Catholic, don't know about Orthodox) really have become a joke. People these days honestly have the gall to call themselves Christian when they intentionally cherrypick what they want to obey as Christians.
Examples:
>""""Christians"""" who condone homosex, divorce, promiscuity
>Brazilian """"""""Catholics""""""""

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>>83700715
>implying any of those things are good

>/tv/ worships a contrarian because it makes them feel special
no shock there

>>83705760
Holy shit, someone actually made this edit. I kept thinking that damn construction area looked like that arena

>>83712193
How can it be the opposite when all you said was that catholicism was invented 1000 years closer to when jesus lived than protestantism? Not that it matters, christianity is literally just judaism without the jeesus expansion pack

>>83709003
No he IS wrong. Jesus washed and kissed the feet of his DISCIPLES. AKA Christians. This faggot is kissing the feet of fucking heathens

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>>83700715

>>83701858
>Rape (Bill Clinton)
INFOWARS.COM

>>83705614
What a legend