>the pain of being a comedian on the JRE and having to compliment

Why does he look so fat there?

I thought Joe has noticeable abs. For shame what time does.

>>83697719
Too many homemade organic and ethically produced jalapeño egg sammiches

>>83697761
For shame what eating 10 eggs a day with a cup of butter does.

>>83697705
>manlet
>bald
>gay
>white
good thing he's got money

>>83697719
Shorts are too tight and he is doing the splits.

>>83697705
a lot of them don't do that though, I listened to bill burr on jre and I can't remember bill complimenting joe's comedy ever. bill praised joe's physique and shit, but never his comedy.

>>83697789
That too.

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>a side plate of onions and jalanenos
What a ducking gross creep he is

>>83697705
Why not just talk about sourdough bread?

>>83697849
Maybe the most recent one.
Usually it's "wow! You have that one bit where (obvious ironic observation)"

>>83697705
i thought i was the only one who didnt find him funny. how the fuck does he sell out massive venues? ive literally never laughed at anything he himself said on the podcast

>>83697719
Because he's 4 feet tall so he's very stout

>>83697916
hey anon, leave your harsh vibes at the door. we're enlightened here and don't resort to name calling.

There are worse professional stand up comedians than Joe.

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>>83697998
Kys

>>83698033
name 20 million. go on. i'm waiting.

>>83698059
Amy Schumer times 20 million.

>>83697705
wtf is the point of that position other poll dancing?

>>83697777
checked

>>83697916
>gimmie half a pound of pastor, eight tortillas, half an onion, four jalepenos, and a handful of shredded lettuce
>anything else ese
>two diet cokes in a can

>>83698034
>green egg with black shell

what in the fuck

>>83698109
dumb mobile

>>83698184
Wow, I hope you're baiting.

>>83698034
>5 cloves of garlic
RIP his wife

>>83698184
They're fermented ostrich eggs. Big in Arizona

>>83698192
you caught me

>>83697790
That has to be a joke

>>83698218
ostrich eggs are ridiculously big. no, that is a dinosaur egg, preserved in north pole ice for millions of years.

>>83697705
>bitchessss
at the end of every joke

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>>83698280
It isn't.

>>83697705
I feel like his breath stinks

>>83698308
gross

>>83698308
>fried eggs

those eggs are anything but fried. how in the fuck do you even create such a disaster? does he just crack an egg over a slice of bread and put it in the microwave for 10 seconds? I've seen failed pregnancies that look more appetizing

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>>83698448

>>83698448
>microwaving eggs
What in the fuck?

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>>83698308

Is Joe Rogan meals the new Jackposting?

>>83698308
>bread not even toasted
>that much eggs in your "sandwich"
>chili on egg

>>83698479
what the fuck is his obsession with eggs
now i wont be able to cook or eat eggs without thinking about him jfc

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E G G S

>>83698541
he eats spicy food before workout?
what a fucking masochist

>>83698559
>masochist
why?

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>>83698559
>workout

>>83697719
Roid gut

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>>83698184
Just so you fucking know, this made me laugh so hard while on the shitter that I started coughing and now my head hurts really bad.

>>83698573
It basically feels like you ate firecrackers in a figurative way
>Spicy food can result in a bad case of indigestion or heartburn, putting an immediate halt on a workout.

>>83698586
>And you look like you're ready to take it
hearty kek

>>83698613
I workout today, I'm going to prove if this is real.

>>83698034
>5 cloves of garlic
I wonder what he smells like

>>83698479
>that filthy stove
isn't this dude rich

>>83698639
good luck

>>83698648
>that vegan butthurt
it's like i'm really on /fit/

>>83698664
Probably garlic t b h f a m

>>83697790
>>83698034
>>83698308

#healthyasfuck

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>>83698308
all those eggs are disgusting, you only need 1 per sandwich.

>>83698721
Jesus fuck, does he only eat jalapenos and eggs?

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>>83698754
Jealous?

>>83698493
>What in the fuck?

yeah it works great. 45 seconds on high in a rocks glass with a napkin over top will get you a circular egg cooked and shaped to put on a muffin

>>83698804
Enjoy your cancer

>>83698773

his pan is clearly too hot he probably has a gas stove and doesnt know how to control the heat right

>>83698730
14 fresh eggs and 8 fresh cloves of garlic while i do my splits

#HEALTHYASFUCK

>>83698821
you literally think microwaving an egg in a glass will give you cancer? How do you live man

>>83697705
Someone should have a talk with Joe about his comedy like he did to Schaub about his fighting career.

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When Joe finally eats something other than eggs...and it's just as bad

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This is such an important idea

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Joe Rogan is literally the Egg Man from Pink Flamingoes

>eggs are floating in an inch of brown oil

Every Joe Rogan egg dish ever.

>>83698899

>he bought that twisty cutter that makes curly zucchini pasta substitute they sell on late night tv

dear god man

every "meal" he presents looks like it has been retrieved from the garbage

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>>83698968
True

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oly2WVcPs

>>83698986
>>83698899
>>83698773
>>83698721
>>83698034
why is all of his food in a pool of liquid

>>83698479
Would like to know if his rigorous exercise can offset that.

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>>83699065
It's a mystery

>>83698899
idk that looks pretty good man.

>>83698708
>it is protein and water
Is an incredibly shit retort nonetheless

>>83699065
It's the Migraine chain Trike glycerin healthy oils brah

>>83698899
Now I'm no foodie, but isn't frying something in butter very unhealthy?
What's so unhealthy about normal pasta anyways?

>>83699143
Low fibre. Absorbed too fast in the stomach. More pronounced glucose spike.
Whole wheat is better.

>>83697705
>*succs ur dic*

Rogan is literally a walking parody. He's the living embodiment of every stereotype about LA residents.

>>83699143
you've been memed by the cereal jews

grass fed butter is great for you

>under 6ft

I could just hold him at arms length as he swings at me.

>>83699143
>100% pure milk product
>unhealthy
yeah if you're lactose intolerant

>>83699218
>grass fed butter is great for you

it's not unhealthy to have it in your diet, but you shouldn't eat too much of it. consuming large quantities of saturated fat has been linked to insulin resistance.

Imagine being Bill in that interview and having to be all like "damn, Joe Rogan, you fuckin' funny, all humorous with your muscular body and steroid induced monster face. I would totally hang out with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is watch the brunes alone in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bill and not only sit in that chair while Joe Rogan flaunts his disgusting theorys in front of you, the favorable setting barely concealing his lack of depth and meaning, and you just sit there, break after break, hour after hour, while he perfected that satsquash theory. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking personallity but his horrible cooking as everyone on set tells him it's #HEALTHYASFUCK, AND JOE ROGAN COOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his moon fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been listening to nothing but a healthy diet of amazing comedians and stand ups for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Boston. You've never even heard anything this fucking unfunny before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his swelled head as he sucks down another joint while writhing it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "WOKE (for that is what he calls himself)" jokes, the jokes he worked so hard for with writers in the previous months. And then Yung Jamie calls for another "joke", and you know you could make every single person in this room laugh before Joe even knew what was going on, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bill Burr. You're not going to lose F is for family season 3 over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>83697719
Because you're fucking gay?

>>83697916
Anyone who doesn't like chili peppers is a fucking pleb. The only issue with this pic is that he isn't eating habaneros like a patrician. The ultimate pepper in terms of flavor.

>>83698510
Gross

>>83698586
lmfao

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>It's an Ari Shaffir whips his dick out and pisses in a bottle again, episode.

>It's a Joe and Ari talk about cartoons for half an hour, episode.

>>83701266
I think the real issue is that he treats peppers like they're a course.

Is he trying to make his food look so disgusting?
He makes an egg sandwich look like a shitshow

the fuck is your problem these look good, would eat

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>>83697790
>those barely cooked eggs

>>83701324
>>It's an Ari Shaffir whips his dick out and pisses in a bottle again, episode
What?

>>83702625
He's 3edgy5me

>>83702381
>muh salmonella
kys amerilard, runny eggs are great

>>83698184
top kek

>>83698308
This is honestly one of the worst cooking disasters I've even seen. Joe Rogan is subhuman.

>>83703034
yeah, i bet anything with the consistency of semen tastes great to you.

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Rare pepes for anyone who can post a funny Joe Rogan comedy bit.

>>83697705
Is joe like part faggot or something?