/trek/ thread: NX-01 Refit edition How much comfy trek kino

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posting the comfiest bridge

>>83692204

That's what you get when you lie about the show direction and then turn the whole thing into a 9/11 analogy

>>83692261
>tfw you will never lean over Data while giving him commands and watching the viewscreen

>>83692204
That abomination looks hideous and I don't understand how people can claim to like it.

>>83692431
Post your pic and the pics of others who claim to like you.

>>83692431
>t. vulcan

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>>83692463
Okay, so, th-this is m-me...

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>>83692278
its fedora tippers like you that are responsible for jj trek and discovery

This thread is fucking garbage

>>83692204
Kinda glad they didn't get the chance of ruining the Earth-Romulan war

>>83692204
I am close to saying this is the best ship fucking ever but I can't. It needs to lose the struts or drop the engineering section. And as much as I love the Akira shape, I'm rooting for dropping the struts.

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>>83692663
How do you feel about the Steamrunner class, anon?

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>>83692204
The Kzinti from the Animated Series were going to show up in Season 5 and officially enter the Star Trek canon. This was the biggest loss imo.

They would have been interesting villains. Basically a lot like the Klingons but even more ferocious and they would devour you if you got captured.

>>83692722
As unfortunate as that abortion looks, oddly enough I feel it better fits the established visual canon of starships better than some. Especially the Defiant.

>>83692722
I rike it, honestly.

Quality of the writing and characters-wise Enterprise isn't much better than Voyager, but for some reason it's 10 times less tedious to watch. Can't really put my finger on it. I think it may have to do with how it's shot.

>>83693680
Its fun.

And the Xindi war actually gives it purpose.

>>83693680
Any two seasons of ENT are better than any two seasons of Voyager and ENT S4 probably has the highest quality quotient of any season of Trek ever; there are two episodes out of 21 that aren't at least an 8/10 and if you ignore the finale like any sane human being should then 19/20 maintain that quality.

The fact that the TNG aesthetic was completely stale by the time that fucking TNG finished its run probably didn't help either.

>>83694499
keep dreaming, cuck

When we first see Paris in the Voyager pilot he was in prison doing heavy lifting. Did the Federation have forced
labour camps?

>>83694499
What are the two episodes?

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Was the Dominion War ever mentioned in VOY?
I remember B'Elanna losing her shit after she heard the news about the Maquis being wiped out. But was it stated that Cardies did it with the help of Dominion?

>>83692722
How you want your phaser arc of fire?

>>83692513
Oh gosh, TWO nacelles?

>>83695692
In the hologram rebellion episode one of the holograms hunting down the Hirogen was a Jem'hdar so Voyager must have at least known the Dominion existed.

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Name 1 (one) TOS episode.

>>83695781
Space fucking Seed

>>83695781
For the World is Hollow and They Faked the Moon Landing

>>83695781
Balance of Terror is legitimate kino.

>>83692760

That was one of the more interesting things about the animated series.I kind of wonder if you could get away with an animated version of Star Trek these days.

>>83695765

There's no way they would have known about them without transmissions from Starfleet Command. Voyager left DS9 before Starfleet had encountered the Dominion in the gamma quadrant.

>>83696007
actually, the federation was informed about the dominion once the defiant returned from the founders world. Voyager launched later that year.
Considering the high profile of the dominion, and the fact that Voyager was operating out of DS9, they definitely would have been briefed.

>>83695781
A Wolf in the Mold

>>83695781
Who mourns for Adonais. An odd name because the episode was about Apollo.

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>>83692204
>we never got to see Shran as a recurring character
>we never got to see the birth of the Federation
>we never got to see Archer become the 1st President
>we never got the see the Earth-Romulan war
>we never got to see T'Pol's grandfather being outed as a Romulan explaining why she was such a shitty Vulcan
Such a waste

>>83698553
>>we never got to see Shran as a recurring character

This one hurts the most. Jeffrey Combs is always amazing.

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>>83698634
He made DS9 watchable
His scenes with Dukat were kino

>>83698634
meme actor
I don't get why nu-male millenials love him so much

>>83698673
>Jeffrey Combs
>meme actor
Spotted the JJ fan

>>83698673
you are meme sir, and not a particularly good one too.

>>83692204
It never did any any change at all being good. It was a stupid decision to make the first NX-01 so underpowered, that it was mowed almost to bits in almost every episode they met a hostile alien species.

Every battle was just an another deus-ex machina moment waiting to happen, as the ship itself didn't have snowball change in hell against anyone.

And that intro song. Dear god in heaven.

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>>83698855
>it was mowed almost to bits in almost every episode they met a hostile alien species.

>>83698673
Never post again

Who /drinkingkanarwithdamar/ here?

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>>83699190
I was working late last night, I swear!

>>83698707
>>83698822
>>83698913
rude

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>the average trump voters

>>83692594
>maybe if i post it in every single thread people will finally give me (you)s

here ya go faggot heres your (you)

>>83695989
Put it on Cartoon Network on Adult Swim

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>>83699856

>>83699856
why was Voyager so dark ?

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>>83701009

>>83699239
that ladies underwear was his

I'm actually enjoying ENT more than TNG. I can't believe it, but it's true.

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>>83692261
Those way-back chairs never looked comfy. Much prefer the redesign.

>>83701340
Damn you are so special. Everyone look at him and applaude.

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>>83693486

>>83701375
*applaud.

>>83692722
>USS_Appalachia
hew hew hew

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>watch the episodes listed as bad
>don't even mind them even though they're usually silly but I still enjoy the characters in the unique situations

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>>83692760

It's a pity that they left some background races to be forgotten and never explored properly, I'd actually love to know more about the Nausicaans.

>>83701825
>falling for these guides
you know they were made by DS9 fanboys right?

>>83695781

Balance of Terror, the best TOS episode.

>>83701957
oh dear, I just butchered tos and only watched the episodes relevant to the canon

>>83701949
I want a Breen series now

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>>83701957
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I thought they were an unbiased authority
weren't all the ratings subjective?

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>>83699190

>>83695369
Daedalus and These Are The Voyages

>>83692261
Ya think anyone's ever dozed off sitting in one if those?

Like on a particular long trip.

Nice reclined position.

Nothing going on.

All is quiet, except for the hum of the engine and the rhythmic sounds of the computer.

Captain in his ready room looking over some shit, probably reading poetry or something.

Riker quietly flirting with the ships councilor next to him.

Staring at the same console, little lights flashing on and off hypnotically.

Eyes a little dry.

zzzzzzzz

>>83701949
No bullying Odo.

Why is the Kelsey Grammer episode so damn good?

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>>83692431
This is much better right?

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Someone give me a quick rundown on The Animated Series

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Who is the most handsome starfleet officier?

its Riker isnt it?

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>>83703321

basically, this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv1l8WE4enc

What do you think /trek/?

Honestly I think it's legit one of the best designed Fed ships out there.

>>83701957
At least 90% of posters in these threads are DS9 fanboys.

>>83703211
OP's picture and your picture share the exact same problem: They are both over-designed messes.

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>>83703509
>federation ship
>warp engines on top.
this bothers my autism.

>>83703777
The nacelles should be on top, at the back, and on the bottom. There should be too many nacelles to count

>>83692364
>tfw you will never put your foot up over a chair with your towering frame

>>83703321
It's actually pretty decent and the episode about Spock's childhood is legitimately one of the better episodes of trek in general. The thing I like the most about it is that unlike TOS there are episodes where Uhura and Sulu actually get episodes where they are the main characters instead of just hanging around the bridge 24/7. Definitely worth watching if you have watched everything else and want more trek. At the very least it's better than most of Voyager and season 1&2 ENT.

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>>83703891
i dont care what anyone says the prometheus is unironically great

>>83695057
Um no sweetie, those are re-education penal colonies. You think about your crimes and learn the error of your ways ~*~

>>83703924
>You will never gently brush your balls across his arm just waiting for him to make something of it

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Last night after our episode of Voyager I looked up some of the cast cause I thought I recognized someone, and I stopped at Robert Duncan McNeil's official IMDB photo and laughed for a solid 5 minutes. I had to close this fucking photo because I could not stop laughing.

JUST

>>83704097
>when you want to be as big as Frakes but only know one way to do it

>>83703976
thanks, might check it out

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>>83698553
What the hell was Shran even going to do on Enterprise? He's a highly qualified starship captain in his own right, and Archer already has everything he needs from a crew. I can't see him doing anything but causing internal tension and contradicting Archer.

>>83704097
Tom Paris? More like Tom Fat-is!!

>>83701825
>a bad episode of TNG outside of Shades of Gray
>existing

Troll image.

>>83704324
Your post makes for good evidence that the people complaining about the image are worse than the image itself.

>>83704366
Except it's true.

>>83704324
>It's a "literal OOGA BOOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT" episode
>It's a "God sentences Wesley to death for ignoring the 'stay off the grass' sign" episode
>It's a "Tasha Yar gets killed by a puddle of asphalt because the writers were lazy" episode
>It's a "parasites have taken over the highest levels of the Federation without anyone but Picard noticing anything but we're never going to mention it ever again after this episode" episode

>>83704554
>No Sub Rosa

>>83704554
>>It's a "literal OOGA BOOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT" episode
It's fun to laugh at uncivilized nigger aliens.

>>It's a "God sentences Wesley to death for ignoring the 'stay off the grass' sign" episode
God? Confirmed for having never watched the episode.

>>It's a "Tasha Yar gets killed by a puddle of asphalt because the writers were lazy" episode
Based set design. You get to see Riker covered in printer ink. The worst character dies. Picard solves the problem with a based speech.

>>It's a "parasites have taken over the highest levels of the Federation without anyone but Picard noticing anything but we're never going to mention it ever again after this episode" episode
Horror-kino. And unironically one of the most fun episodes.

Kys.

As much as I dislike voyager as a show, the ship design was extremely solid. It's a shame they never moved to the grey uniforms after meeting space andy dick or their galactic collect calls

>>83704554
>Hating Conspiracy

How to spot a fake Trek fan

>>83703211
awful design

>>83704554
>tfw you will never be as outrageous as Okona
>tfw your imaginary friend will never threaten the ship
>tfw you will never prove the existence of Space Warming
>tfw you will never take an erotic mud bath with Worf's son
>tfw you will never be raped and impregnated by your own child
>tfw you will never watch the Ferengi crouch and jump and hiss randomly
>tfw you will never turn into a spider and eat all the other crewmembers in Main Engineering

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Why does wesley dress in tighter, almost skin tight clothes compared to almost all of the females on tng?

>>83704643
The only episode I skipped

>>83704811
F U C C B O I

>>83704811
Because showbiz is full of disgusting shotacons.

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>You wanted to talk to me?
>Oh hi Jolene, thanks for coming by. Listen, ratings are slipping again.
>Oh that's not good
>No it's not, so we're gonna need you to take off your shirt again.
>O... oh... I guess th
>And Tommy here is going to set up a fan just off camera to blow some cold air on your chest, marketing says we'll get better ratings if they're perky
>I mean, couldn't you just... couldn't you write better scripts?
>No Jolene this is the only way. Get some sweat going will ya?

>>83694588
anti ENT idiot calls people cuck hates ENT Enterprise confirmed for being a great show

>>83704811
The Traveller had the power to shape reality with his mind

>>83704934
Are you having a stroke?

>>83704811
Actual answer is that the early show coincided with Will Wheaton's growth spurts, and the costume department couldn't keep up

>>83705250
>Sam Becket vs Fedora McTiptip
Oh boy.

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>>83703454
Yes

>>83703777
The Nebula class being as large as a Galaxy class but only being used for short-range missions bothers my autism

>>83706277
>but only being used for short-range missions
Don't worry, this isn't canon.

Who the fuck thought the opening music for ENT was a good idea? Also the uniforms are SHIT tier.

>>83707312
> Also the uniforms are SHIT tier
pockets

>>83707312
They have the best opening music, It's the only one I occasionally don't skip

>>83707312
After watching Enterprise for a while, I unironically started to enjoy the theme song, because I've got FAITH. OF THE HEAAAARRT.

Also fuck off, the NASA-esque uniforms are great. Im thinking about getting myself an NX-01 hat.

>>83695781
The Conscience of the King

>>83707369
>Im thinking about getting myself an NX-01 hat.
You'll be pretty cool.

>>83707366
>>83707369
Fuck no. Its by far the worst. Doesnt even sound like Star Trek

>>83703211
I kinda like the neo-60s look though.

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>>83707369
>not buying the NCC 1701-C coffee table

Pffft

>>83707500
I just like how it's a montage of exploration and human progress instead of a ship flying around some planets

Speaking of Faith of the heart I wonder what the std intro will be like.

>>83707604
The montage is fine. It fits what ENT was about ig. But the music.. no. Just awful. DS9 had the best opening theme desu.

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What was his name, again?

>>83707596
>C
y tho?

>>83707604
I like how the music is the problem, not the visuals.

Here it is with Dennis McCarthy's composition "Archer's Theme".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-oRAcb6YaE

>>83707604
But that's the intro, not the theme.

The intro was alright but way too Americentric. The commies contributed greatly in the space race and they didn't even give a shout out to Sputnik.

>>83707634
>Slow opening shot of a space
>Gentle strings and horns gradually build
>Camera pans
>Ship gradually comes into view
>Music builds
>Ship goes to warp
>Beat drops
>Dubstep blasting at twice the volume of a jet engine
>50 cuts every second of the entire cast

>>83707683
Benjamin "Lather my dick in crisco before I pound Eddingtons ass" Sisco

>>83707683
Jazz man.

>>83707690
it's fine up till 45, then it just becomes generic 90s rock theme...

>>83707634
Guessing it'll go something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_C_PefoE4o

STAR TREK

Can we all just agree this is the GOAT intro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4

Has anyone ever heard the tos theme with lyrics? Gene wrote them so he would get royalties on another mans work.

>>83707634
Some black cunt reading Trump tweets with the voice of not understanding

>>83707828
Not even as good as Perfect Strangers.

>>83707792
Oh god no. I had driven SGU out of my memory.

>>83698855

they did pretty well against a lot of species that they were underpowered against and a captain wanting more firepower in the end made it something unique in treklore.

A pro-military captain who also loved exploring was refreshing. If more honest as well.

The humans being underdogs for a change was a good thing.

Humans in rest of trek are super snowflakes.

>>83692204
If that's a "refit", it's clear Trek doesn't have a concept of what a refit means. But we knew this already with the A where hard-to-change dimensions were expanded such that it was a completely new ship.

>>83707683
Ben "Crime against humanity? Not if they're Maquis" Sisko
Ben "Benny Russell up for a tussle" Sisko
Ben "Blowing up a Romulan ship? I can live with it" Sisko
Ben "Crushing Pah Wraiths with his faith" Sisko
Ben "Coach the Niners assault the umpire" Sisko
Ben "Slaughter Vorta in short order" Sisko
Ben "Collecting the skull of every Gul" Sisko

>>83707828
We are the mirror dimension

>>83707828
goat intro, and the whole twoparter was great

>>83707312

They literally have best, most realistic uniforms. They have fucking pockets.

>>83707828
I mean, it's got the early '00s graphics, so why not...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgN0KEVFwts

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>>83707891

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>>83707940
well, who needs pockets in a post-scarcity communist society?

>>83704899
Why did the Vulcans in the future have such shitty boob and lip plastic surgery?

>>83708055
They did it for us

>>83708055
It is a logical step in order to stimulate the sexual organs of human males

>>83708044

non post-scarcity, non-communists?

>>83707690
Its okay. Better than what they went with.. Still worse than any other ST theme

>>83707828
Its good to just change things up for a couple of episodes, but not for a whole series..

>>83707667
I agree with this anon. DS9 had the best opening theme.

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Watching TOS for the first time
this is some goofy but comfy shit

>>83707828

dark, bellacose music was goat.

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>>83708216
styrofoam dick

>>83707940
No they are garbage. They have TOO MANY pockets so it evens out as far ss that is concerned.

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Any bets on what STD's Neelix will be?

>>83708216
The design of that suit is beyond crazy. It literally has floral patterns. It's a good episode too, but it's like they put a dress on the T-Rex in Jurassic Park.

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>>83708247
it's almost like everyone did a screenshot there

>>83708277
They've got Rainn Wilson playing Harry Mudd. Could be good, could be embarrasing.

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>>83708216

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>>83708277
>script reads "Dance like an alien."

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>>83708297
Here's mine

>>83708329
>STD will have a humorous and light-hearted take on sex trafficking
But that's not the sex-negative "don't need no man" politics that /tv/ promised me...

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>>83708293
>It's a good episode too
Agree, it's exploring self-aware-AI-apocalypse, and doing it better than Westworld. In 1966.

Something else i noticed, did women not wear bras back in those days? No laws against showing nipples on TV?
These outfits... This android lady is sexy as hell

>>83708605
That's not showing nipples.

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DON'T DIE ON ME STAR TREK

DON'T BEAM YOURSELF UP TO HEAVEN

ATTENTION TREK THREAD POSTERS

POST MORE MEMES

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let us discuss this image

>>83711176
>Keevan
>Sela
>Winn
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

they were just shit at doing their job

>ENT literally had a cuckold alien species

Why do people think this series is good again?

>>83711511
Winn did nothing wrong. She only wanted to get rid of the false emissary and gain political power for the good of Bajor (and bang her totally-not-Gul-Dukat-in-disguise bf)

>>83695781
Spock's Brain

>>83711607
>Creationist-tier
>Tries to start a civil war over tractors
>Tricked by Dukat getting a facelift
>BTFO as soon as she tries to do anything

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>>83711176
>Dat Mirror Dax

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>83711651
all Sisko's fault desu. if he hadn't had the plot device of the prophets, she would have succeeded and remembered well by future generations.

also, Keiko was a shit teacher anyways so fuck her for telling Bajoran students Federation propaganda.

>>83703321
Non-canon

>>83711176
Needs cop Dukat/Weyoun from that Sci-Fi writer dream episode, replace some of the stupid Romulans, who are always wrong.

>>83711811
How the Bajoran religion continued after their gods were confirmed as aliens is mind boggling.

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>>83692204
I'm just re watching ENT. At season 4 now, you can feel how desperate they were getting.

Still comfy as fuck. Also Archer did nothing wrong.

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>>83692261

>>83711891
not really that suprising desu. I'd imagine if we as humans found out that God was real, but also an alien species, it'd make certain religious sects even stronger. "see, we were true, he is real" and somehow combine that with the otherwordly aspect of him and bla bla. you get the idea.

>>83711718
>Makes out with the Intendant

Dick explosion 2bh

>>83711889
>Spocks dad
>Wrong

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>>83711889
t. Vulcan

>>83712300

Romulans weren't wrong though, humanity does eventually displace them. Starting a war with us was just getting to the inevitable.

>>83708264
>Too many pockets
There's no such thing, retard. Never post again.

>>83712300
So are the ridges their version of ear expanders? They can't be natural.

>>83712430
Top fucking kek.

>>83712430
fucking lel

>>83711944
>Also Archer did nothing wrong.

Dear doctor

>lol we can't save this civilization even though we easily could because they have a genetic disorder, it's completely different from a normal disease! it would interfere with natural selection!

Observer Effect

>What! Why aren't you Organians using your technology to save like 3 people who caught a disease! It's totally different because we caught it by accident! That's not natural selection at all!

>>83712694
Either bait or total retard. The point of Dear Doctor was to set the basis of the Prime Directive. If the Prime Directive existed, the Enterprise would have never even spoken with those aliens.

>>83712694
Archer and Flox could have discussed with the aliens that they can save them, but the other race of their planet is getting smarter. so they will need to be prepared for the societal changes that will happen. when both races are equal in mental capability, or the formerly dumb race overtakes the formerly smartest race in intelligence.

>>83712766
except the alien in the incredibly slow spaceship already knew the Enterprise existed.

with out internvention. the smart race would have died off, but the dumb race would not have caught up in time to take the reins of society. which would have caused a collapse of civilization. leaving the dumb race to catch up while having to completely rebuild. potentially dooming both races.

>>83712766
The prime directive is fucking stupid. The Organians basically had their own Prime Directive and Archer just threw a hissy fit until they broke it for him. Then a century later the Organians basically save the Federation and Klingons from destroying each other by forcing them into detente.

The whole idea of the Prime Directive comes from how European colonization was bad, but there's a big difference between giving genuine humanitarian aid to a less-developed civilization and exploiting them for for profit and the PD doesn't distinguish between the two at all.

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The second best character on Voyager.

>>83712900
and the threshold for the PD is if they are warp capable or not.

so any advanced civilization that is on par with the Federation, but just hasn't bothered to make warp drive yet. Is beneath the Federation's notice.

Did TOS have the best computer voice?

>>83712968
And the Organian's threshold was if you've ascended to non-corporealhood or not, what's your point?

>>83703211
JJ Abrams must have been raped by a lighting engineer at some point and this is his passive aggressive revenge against them all.

>>83713091
Are you talking about the early Majel voice or the autist woman voice?

>>83713374
Autistic screeching, I thought it was kino.

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G-guys I'm in love. Just watched the TNG episode with Tasha's sis.
What a Legacy of an ass

>>83713422
It also had the most irritating voice, the computer used by the Johnny 7 guy in the backdoor pilot time travel episode. The voice just pissed me off.

>>83713503
Dat cameltoe

>>83711176
>Keiko
Let's to go too far here

>>83712300
WE

>>83711176
Needs Future!Present Odo from the timewarp planet

>>83713762
On all federation spacecraft uniforms are computer tailored to perfectly hug the clefts of the pusy

>>83714092
Oh you...
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Assignment_(episode)

>>83714174
Now I can see why Garak became a tailor

>>83714174
>>83714478
he is such a good tailor... his hands were moving faster than i could see...

http://tng.trekcore.com/audiocaps/3x16/tng-3x16-21.mp3

>>83692204
Gonna bingewatch either DS9 or VOY (already went through the movies and most of TOS and TNG). Which one should I go for? I heard VOY was shit.

>>83714736
if you want a watered down version of TNG, go for VOY. If you want something different from the usual star trek formula that's actually good, go for DS9.

>>83714736
DS9 and anyone who says otherwise is a memester fucking shit

>>83714736
Definitely DS9. The dominion wars are fucking kino

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>>83711176
>no captain Ransom

Dropped.

>>83711535
>Why do people think this series is good again?

Season 4.

>>83714872
>Implying the Magnificent Ferengi isn't the most kino episode

>>83714174
>the clefts of the pusy
yfw no genetic engineering or transporter tech to engage clitorodicks

>>83711176
This grid makes me miss ENT a bit but I don't think it'll hold up well on rewatch

>>83707369
>After watching Enterprise for a while, I unironically started to enjoy the theme song, because I've got FAITH. OF THE HEAAAARRT.

It grows on (you)... like cancer.

>Also fuck off, the NASA-esque uniforms are great. Im thinking about getting myself an NX-01 hat.

Yep. Uniforms are great, those have pockets. Best Trek uniforms after red uniforms in TOS-movies.

>>83711535
Havent watched ENT yet. But is this true? Wtf...

watching all the Treks for the first time. Started with TNG, now almost finished with DS9.
Don't know if I should go to VOY, ENT or watch every TOS. I definitely like what ive seen of the original more than voyager or enterprise but also pretty different

>>83704261
His ship got mulched by the Romulan drone, and he pretty much point blank told Archer he was gonna get canned for it. As for what he could actually do...extremely graphic 3some with T'Pol and the blind albino chick he liked once per episode?

>>83715405

he's probably talking about the cogenitor episode, basically instead of having mating pairs of 2, they needed a 3rd one in the mix as a sort of ingredient needed to produce children. Essentially an entire sub species that turned their species into triad.

Not sure if they were artifically created or if something happened to original species and that was their fix to keep breeding.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Cogenitor_(episode)

in trying to get freedom for the subspecies, trip begins to destabilize things trying to give the space aliens some Merica.

>>83715405
The ships doctor spent an episode trying to get the main engineer to fuck his wife because muh culture.

>>83715491
>watching all the Treks for the first time.
I'm in the same place. Started with TNG, just finished DS9.
>Don't know if I should go to VOY, ENT or watch every TOS
I wondered about that too, but since I'm going on a short trip, I just downloaded season 1 of VOY on my tablet. so I guess I'm going with that. I figure TNG, DS9 and VOY take place in the same era, so might as well watch them all in a row.

>>83715563
>>83704261

Shran probably would have sat in for helmsman or something as another awesome pilot.

They were planning on doing the coalition-romulan war, but more specifically Earth -Romulan war.

That was real reason shran was there as a military man.

>>83705640

>Ziggy says there's a. 88.5% chance you are supposed to get on a plane and go kill Brannon Braga before he ruins Star Trek

>Al are you sure I'm not supposed to fix this guy's marriage? Cause I'm pretty sure-

>Do YOU have a super-computer in your hand? No? Make with the shooting.

Jeffrey Combs having a major role in std might save that walking abortion.

>>83715583
Kek I fucking forgot about that shit what was up with that. The episode was awkward as fuck

>>83715776

>it's a trip is forced into a weird sexual episode
>every season of ENT
>So MR.tucker..how are you doing.."
>"uhh..howdy ma'am."

>>83715760
I want Combs to play a Vorta who gets killed every episode

>>83715581
>>83715583
There are two cuckold alien species? Or are they the same? What was going on with this show?

>>83715944

the writers loved Trip's character so they tried creating weird situations to throw him in.

I think banging an alien princess turned queen which was basically a death sentence in her empire was kind of funny too. She basically spent entire episode shitting on him like he was a low rent plebien.

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>>83692204
Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

>>83716152
Kek. No read:>>83711535

>>83704719
>Liking Conspiracy (or TNG in general)

How to spot a commie queer

>>83716152
Plus they had a dog! Don't forget the dog!

>>83711535
More like an extended family, you dope.

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>>83695692
>Was the Dominion War ever mentioned in VOY?
I know I'm late but when the Doctor hit up the Prometheus, he gained second hand knowledge of the Dominion war thanks to this dude

>>83707500
it doesn't, you're right, and it doesn't fit the show very well exactly, but that doesn't make it a bad song, just bad for its given purpose

>>83708277
footfags

>>83716635
This. Jamal isnt my wifes bf, he is another member of the family.

>>83715583
And Trip tuned him down because he was an actual Southern gentleman, instead of a sleazy jew.

>>83707500
Godless commies hate it because it has the word "faith" in it.

https://youtu.be/s3-nI1fA_fI

>>83711176
Maxwell got his command back during the Dominion War, right?

>>83707369
You're all crazy. The theme song is the worst.

>/tv/ gets full of right wingers/alt-righters
>suddenly everyone loves ENT

so what is about this show that attracts meme spouters low IQ bored teenagers?

So did Cockram invent inertial dampeners on top of warp?

>>83719416
good question

>>83715760
Nah. It's fucked.

>>83716152
For awhile it appeared they were going to romantically pair up Archer with T'Pol, and Trip with Hoshi.

>>83712915
voyager had the best kids desu senpai

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>tfw too smart to be anything but Engineer

>>83712915
She's surprisingly a decent kid actor.

>>83722438
>JJ skin

>>83721803
I always wondered if Tpol gave Sim a bj before the doctor excised his brain, and if that was the reason she eventually hooked up with Trip.

>>83716005
>the writers loved trip
>finale episode
lol

>>83722479
Or maybe even a pity fuck.

>>83718937
>muh right wing boogeyman

Do you get this upset over DS9 as well? Im watching Enterprise for the first time right now and its better than all of Voyager and like 2/5 of TNG.

>>83722467
The TOS bridge is literally impossible to play on.

>>83722564
Then wait for them to fix it instead of compromising and collaborating with the enemy.

>>83722552
found the low IQ right winger

>>83722594
Certified 137 IQ but okay sweetie.

>>83722615
lol sure

>>83722649
Sorry dumb dumb, ENT haters are in the minority now.

>>83722670
because the place is now full of low IQ right wingers
try to keep up with the conversation "smart" guy

>>83722699
>muh right wing boogeyman

Try to keep up sweetie. We already did this charade.

>>83692760
I thought TAS was all canon now.

>>83722724
>I am too dumb to see clear parallels between events
mhh, really makes you think

@83722748

No more attention sweetheart youve had enough today.

>>83722757
lmao, you got so BTFO you are now acting like a child
ENT fans truly are embarrassing

>>83692261
>>83703075
is it really as good idea to have the helmsmen in reclining leather chairs?

The guys in charge of things during any kind of trouble are in a permanent reclining position

>>83722757
Gotta love the way the Ent haters shamefully project their plebian intellect on their betters. Reminds me of another group who gets real nasty and dresses up like terrorists when others disagree with them.

>>83722891
No. It's not a good idea. It only looks like a good idea to fat lazy commie faggots who just want to watch tv all day.

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>>83722724
>>83722699
>>83722670
>>83722649
>>83722615
>>83722594
>>83722552
Don't ruin a good thread, please.

>>83723669
Tell that to the Ent spammer

>>83722498
Braga deliberately shit up the finale because he was mad about other writers being brought in.

>>83723729
>playing the victim now
>Oh, poor me. Those mean old Ent fans are bullying me after I attacked them!

Sounds strangely famliar. Maybe you should lawyer up.

>>83724045
>accusing me of starting it
Yeah, nice try.

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>>83723964
Enterprise was the only Trek series that was good from the very beginning.

Seasons 1-3 were the best. Season 4 was when the quality started to fade. Most all of the stinkers are in season 4.

I'm actually glad that it was canceled early. With Coto in charge, it would have quickly devolved into yet another woefully gay PC fest only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies.

>>83711176
Mirror Archer was a beta bitch, he did everything wrong and as a result, Hoshi took over the earth, which eventually caused the earth to fall to the Klingons/Cardassians/Romulans

>>83692722
So if the dome in the middle is the bridge, and there's normally a staff of about 7-10 people on the bridge, plus room for extra bodies, then that ship holds like... what, 150 crew, 250 at max capacity?

comfy

>>83724146
Your major problem is that you lack self-awareness.

>>83724252
Try again.

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>>83724224
Of course. That's because the characters in the mirror universe are polar opposites to their characters in the normal one.

>>83724309
See?

>>83724336
If they are polar opposites how come Mirror Hoshi wasn't attractive and smart?

>>83724365
No, spell it out for me

>>83695692
There was some weird competitive licensing that went on when VOY and DS9 were airing simultaneously. Essentially VOY could have exclusive rights to the Borg as a villain, but DS9 got rights to all the established Alpha/Beta quadrant stuff. Hence, DS9 got to have the Dominion War and never had to explain why the Borg threat was not an issue in that time or why the Borg hadn't attacked the dominion. And VOY got to have the Borg to fill the latter 5 seasons of its 7 season run, but never had to have anything else going for it.

>>83695781
The Devil in the Dark

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>>83724177
Actually, season 4. wasn't all bad. The Vulcan and Romulan arcs were good.

But fuck that overrated fag Data as well as his fanbase. The Klingon/augment arc could have been 1000% better without his stupid face chewing up most of the scenery.

The finale was appalling, and the token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

>>83724384
Because she was attractive and smart in the normal universe. Derp.

>>83724398
I already did.
See >>83724252

>>83692470
Haha, got him there!

>>83724534
Which doesn't answer the question, what am I supposedly missing?

>>83692623
True, so true. JJ "Trek" is soooo bad

>>83724403
>licensing
Do you have a source?

>>83692640
Well, so is a lot of Star Trek. Remember that TNG episode Darmok? Lol, straight garbagio!

>>83692660
Good point well-made!

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>>83724459
Also, let's not forget "Bound", that retarded green Orion slut episode. You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless, pond scum-colored cunts even mildly attractive. And don't even get me started on the whole, "The slaves were really the masters all along" bullshit.

The only thing good about it was the fact that Trip was immune to their smelly cunts.

>>83692770
Better than which ships, exactly?

>>83692594
>>83692660
>>83693486

lol, get /trekt/ faggot

>>83703211
AUGH

What is the function of the white lighted panels on the floor? Floor lighting here should be thoughtful and functional like airliner floor lighting. Why have multiple levels of steps between the level of turbolift access and the ops/helm/captain's stations? What the hell is the purpose of any of that shit on the ceiling? How does anyone work a full shift on this bridge without their eyeballs bleeding out?

>>83724177
>>83724459
>>83724691
What's with all the reposts?

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>>83724648
For the most part, Star Trek is a nothing but a bunch of gay, ham-fisted, preachy pc/sjw bullshit propaganda… especially tng, voyager, and ds9.

The only Trek really worth watching is the original tos pilot, "The Cage", and Enterprise.

>>83724045
All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.

>last thread
>"I hate DS9 fans! DS9 fans are the worst! DS9 fans are ruining the thread by defending themselves after I attacked them!"

>this thread
>"I hate ENT fans! ENT fans are the worst! ENT fans are ruining the thread by defending themselves after I attacked them!"

>next thread
>"I hate TOS fans! TOS fans are the worst! TOS fans are ruining the thread by defending themselves after I attacked them!"

>>83724804
Seriously, what's with all the reposts? You're giving Enterprise fans a bad name by posting stale pasta in every thread.

>>83724852
things that never happened
no one complains about TOS fans, VOY fans etc.
turns out that people complain about people that spam the same shit all the time and can't avoid insulting other people and shows, how bizarre

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>>83724691
Oh... and then there's "Stormfront", which, aside from some wonderful visuals of a shuttle being attacked by WWII fighters, and the NX-01 flying low over Manhattan, presented a truly god-awful propaganda story about stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazis" doing stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazi" things, and topping it off with Bobby Baccalieri acting very poorly like a "tough guy" named "Carmine" with a "little sister" who is a moulinyan.

The best part of that two-parter was the part two intro... If only.

https://youtu.be/xeDOe0kZDhk

>>83724904
Nice try, Seven Years Anon.

>>83724760
that's the ENT anon, the most autistic poster in every Trek thread

>>83724852
That post you replied to was obviosly referring to the recent hypocritical, self-destructive antics of Kathy Griffin.

>>83725048
Sorry, I don't speak politics, I only speak Trek.

>>83711944
MY DOG IS SICK
REEEEEEEEEE MY FUCKING DOG IS SICK
FUCK YOU
FUCK THEM
FUCK THESE OTHER GUYS
IM THE CAPTAIN OF A STARSHIP
MY DOG IS SICK
I'LL KILL ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS

oh haha turns out I'm just frustrated about the vulcan's titties, carry on all

>>83724976
>turns out that people complain about people that spam the same shit all the time and can't avoid insulting other people and shows
>Nice try, Seven Years Anon
well, guess I was right

>>83724628
I have come from the 29th century to share some technology which you may find helpful

www.google.com

>>83725289
So you don't have a source, you were just pulling it out of your ass. Neat.

>>83724877
That's exactly what he's trying to do, obviously.

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>>83724702
What a disappointing (You).

I guess to start I'd say it follows the nacelles over the hull soft rule better than the nebula class ever did. Ship in general looks better than it too.

Or the Oberth. Fuck the Oberth.

But I was trying to remain general because my focus was entirely on my hatred of the Defiant. So I'm going to stick to that. Fuck the Defiant.

>>83724760
reposts?
in star trek threads?
shirley you jest.

>>83726078
Of course I wouldn't.

And don't call me Shirley.

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>>83726078
>this entire thread... as well as every other entire fucking star trek thread

Why do we need to know this, again? Who the fuck are all these autistic star trek posters? Is it a fucking bot?