Where were you when Raimiposting became real?
https://www.newsarama.com/34802-sony-offering-clean-versions-of-first-five-spider-man-films.html
The fuck do they mean clean versions?
They're PG aren't they?
>>83679612
>he doesn't know
> The other films are: 50 First Dates, Battle of the Year, Big Daddy, Captain Phillips, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Easy A, Elysium, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Goosebumps, Grown Ups, Grown Ups 2, Hancock, Inferno, Moneyball, Pixels, Step Brothers, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and White House Down.
>>83679283
in the other thread with 100plus posts already
>>83679643
My post was a memes aside kind of post
>Seth Rogen is the voice of reason
>>83679283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDOi034BEJY
>>83679675
I'm with you, Anon. What the fuck is this all about?
>>83679810
Instead of the green goblin dying they shake hands and go get ice cream? Instead of the famous kiss scene she gives him a note that says "You're a cool guy"?
I seriously can't think of how they can make it more kid friendly without it being retarded.
>>83679283
That's like defiling the mona Lisa
>>83679784
Kek.
>>83679810
I'll refrain from raimiposting; I believe the scene being altered would be where Bone Saw and Spider-man are in the cage match bantering, Spider-man says "Nice outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"
>>83679645
nothing of value is lost
I can see why this scene might be removed
>>83679784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcKBcZzGdA
>>83679645
>>Goosebumps,
>The fucking Goosebumps movie needs editing
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>83679810
it was made just after 9/11 and raimi took it as a free pass to insert exerpts from mussolini speeches and thinly veiled metaphors about overthrowing the government in an attempt to subvert the American public, he has a huge FBI file on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xepW0UdHEw0
>>83679645
>Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
>for a wider audience
the movie is quite obviously a comedy for adults, why the fuck would you make it for kids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuQP4d_r_Gs
>>83679612
Kids today can't deal with clothed nipples, blood without gore, and the words piss and hell.
>>83679645
what the shit is this fuck
>>83682215
But clothed nipples are the best kind of nipple!
>>83682215
The ironic thing is they've probably seen/heard more of that than previous generations.
So this is definitely for the chinese market right?
>>83679283
I was trying to fit in on /tv/ by calling everything I disagree with reddit.
>>83682935
It's hard to say. As far as I know kid's movies today are cleaner than ever but how stingy the parents are varies.
>>83679283
anybody else always see a big ASS whenever they see that thumbnail lol
>>83679645
>Captain Phillips
Thank God I can finally show my kids the wonders of Somali culture
>>83683017
As soon as kids are on the internet they're hearing shit fuck cunt AIDS niggers, etc. That's pretty much inevitable.
Maybe when it came to movies my upbringing was a lot more lenient than most so my own experience may not reflect the average kid, but on the playground most of the kids I talked to had seen their fair share of 15+ movies and went on the internet pretty regularly.
Anecdotal evidence, but whatever.
>t. 1997 fag
>>83679283
Sony really is trying to kill itself isn't it?
>>83683089
yes, YES!
I was bout to say that bc when I was scrolling up I saw the pic at halfway and was like damn thats a thicc ass
>>83683163
Also, porn. Kids are discovering porn anywhere from 10 - 14 these days.
>>83682270
I wish I lived in whatever reality this is.
>>83683163
Yeah, the internet has pretty much destroyed childhood innocence.
>>83683358
Yup, destroyed a lot of mine.
>tfw found porn at age 5 or 6 because I typed xmen.com looking for cool wolverine comic pics
>tfw found newgrounds at 7
>I'm a dad. My kids love superheroes and their movies, but they are very young. I think it's fine. Most of the time it's not like it needed to be there in the first place. I mean, we're not talking about Deadpool, it would be a 22 min show (although that might be another hilarious way to view the movie). LOGAN...is/was what you should expect of wolverine, it had about as much "SNIKT" as it needed. I don't think they needed the character shattering use of the F-word in there as much as it was, but there are subtle scenes in some comic book movies that are not nessessary. I'm mixed on the issue. But I think helping parents introduce movies of favorite characters with a little less profanity, would be great.
Why the fuck are americans always going on about FUCK and boobies? These are not scary things. Kids say way worst shit on the playground and are getting blowies at age 14 at recess,
>>83683443
Lol just remembered that when I discovered porn for the first time I thought cum was censored pee.
I thought that people peed in each other's mouths but they whited it out it for some reason.