Are Signs and Split set in the same universe? >swn crop

>>83670559
I'd like to set my dick in her universe (pussy)

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Who are you calling an ayylien, earthling?

>>83670600
Also possibly, I haven't seen Signs since like middle school

>>83670559
I hope she didn't cum in peace so I can be her pusy slave

>>83670559
ayy

>>83670614
>>83670559
why is this alien so sexy

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>>83671098
mating purposes

>>83671148
hnggg this shouldn't be legal

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>>83671201
You're not a specisist right?

Her tits aren't big but they're so good. How?

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>>83671283
n-no...i think we need more ayys in our society

>>83671320
you just answered your own question anon

She deserves everything good in life because she's so lovely.

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>>83670559
She can abduct my dick anytime she wants.

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>>83671372
Would world domination be too much to ask?

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>ywn throatfuck an ayylien

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>>83670559
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>>83671422
giv ayylmao gf

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>>83671530
Once Earth belongs to us we will bring ayylium gfs A PLENTY here.
So you know what to do

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>>83671422

>>83671736
>>83671422

She really does look like a Chihuahua or Chihuahua like creature

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>>83671673

I would say yes, all of M. Nite shamalongadingdongs movies are set somewhere in Pa.

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I haven't even seen Split or The VVitch but I'm in love with her

>>83672287

Definitely vvvvatch the VVVVitch. It's my favorite horror movie of this decade. Haven't seen Split.

>>83672287
I loved her in Split. She loses some of her clothes for plot reasons, and ends up running around in her bra a lot.

There's a lot of boob jiggling with the running.

M.Night knows what's up.

>>83670614
What is wrong with her mouth?

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>>83672287
i want to have a aromatic relationship with her neck!!

>>83670875
Kys unoriginal faggot

>>83670875
based pusyposter

>>83672287
Goddamn, this woman is hot as fuck

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>>83672532

>>83671508

I'm seriously thinking about killing myself. Is hanging a good way to go out? I'd like to go out like one of my musical heroes went out.

>>83672717
Make sure you're yanking it

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>>83672287
Do it faggot

>>83674454
Anyone selling this woman a bra should be arrested and locked away forever - these scenes are golden

>>83670559
Yes, all shyamalan and all pixar movies take place in the same two universes.

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that alien is cute!
CUTE!

>>83671148
fake laugh but bouncy tittays, i allow it

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how do I get alien gf bros?

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>>83677317
just be nice to anya and soon she'll invite more of her kind to share in the kindness
alien gfs for everyone

>>83677434
she has droopy eyelids

>>83677434
anya I love you and i hope you feel welcome pls bring your ayyy friends so they can have fun with us too but no pressure we don't want you to feel pressured

>>83677498
Ignore this anon it's just a joke your beautiful

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>>83677498
uhh
that isn't nice

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I'll join in on the aliumfu posting.

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>enter yon chamber
>be beholden unto this sight
what is thy move?

>>83677582
Call Xcom on this bitch.

>>83674454
That's some Dead or Alive boob physics

>>83680406
aliens found out that human males like tits so hers were engineered for maximum pleasure

Webm of her naked ass in VVITCH when?

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>>83680687
you only had to ask

>>83670559
I think they may be, on the crazy guys computer one of the personalities was Mr. Pritchard. That my have been Lionel Pritchard (and the Wolfingtin brothers) from signs.

>>83678917

BURN!

You alienatic shit.

>>83678917
would smash hard

>>83672287

she looks like an actually cute version of Frog Emma

>>83680784
what's up with that fan theory that her character in this movie ends up being the blaire witch?

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>>83671530

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stop fucking aliens

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>>83682414
stop stop fucking aliens

>>83672287
She's cuter in split than she is in that webm tbqh
>ywn impregnate that alien

She's my waifu. I claimed her before anyone else. Delet thread.

>>83670559

No. Only split and unbreakable are the same universe. Some fans think multiple movies of his are in the same universe but that doesn't hold up unless you do a lot of mental gymnastics.

>>83682848

kek @ this anon

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>>83682735
Thats not how it works.

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>>83682735
there is enough alien for all to enjoy

>swn abduct you and conduct bizarre painful experiments on your balls
;_;

>>83683153
how can you know that for sure unless she told you?

and if she DID tell you... you should count yourself lucky that she even considered this as a possibility.

>>83671530
based giv poster, you always make me smile bro

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>>83672287
these clothes are hideous

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>>83683304
y-you too~

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>>83683324
don't be rude
her understanding of human fashion is limited

>>83683378
Funny story, first time she abducted me she thought my clothes were an extra layer of skin.

and then she though my skin was an extra layer of skin and also tried to remove it

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>>83680784
Holy fuck, there's no way that's not a body double right?
>ywn even be in the same room as this goddess

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>>83683229
well how can i be sure im doing my tributes correctly unless i know it results in abduction?

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>>83683505
haha nice

>>83683550
well this is 100% definitely her butt
you can compare and decide for yourself

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>>83683652
need closer inspection

as in

she sit on my face hahah

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>>83683703
just ask for that when she abducts you
say that it'll maximize chemical sexual response for experimentation or something

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>>83672287
>>83672440
>>83674454
>mfw I saw Split on a plane
it's complete garbage when you're not able to fap to it

VVitch is kino though.

fuck she's kinda perfect

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>>83678290
It's X-COM you philistine

>>83681537
Haven't heard this theory but I'm guessing it's because they're so similar in atmosphere.

I remember getting out of the theater and feeling so satisfied because it was like I got a good Blair Witch successor. When the actual Blair Witch successor got announced it had some crazy high standards to meet since I already gave the title to another film and that could have been why I hated it so much.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>83684179
lmao

fetal alcohol syndrome

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>>83684288

honestly I just want to lick her eyeball and then have her eyeslit swallow me and be digested by the extremely acidic fluid in her humanoid skull-shaped brainsac

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>>83684433
>her eyeball

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>>83684288
>swn abduct you and do stuff to your butt

>>83672717
>go out like how one of my musical heros went out
I swear to God if you pull a Kurt Selfslain here I'll be glad you ended it, but don't anyway. Believe it or not people want you here.

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>>83684682
>yfw you wake up bound to her operating table and see this looming over you

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>>83684682
>swn research the refractory period of the human male reproductive organs by hooking you up to a machine that constantly milks you over a 24 hour cycle

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>>83684776

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>tfw the mothership calls

>>83684778

DELETE

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>>83684778

>>83684778
>ywn have a 14 day orgasm which can only be triggered by alien genitals

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>>83684989

Where are you fa/tv/irgins finding all of these adorable candid videos at? ... they make my heart ache.

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say something nice about my superior alienfu specimem

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>>83672287
I'm becoming convinced that these actresses knowingly do this boob jiggle shit whenever theyre on camera. There's so many shows and movies where the actress can't walk across the room without artificially shaking her tits.

She looks like an even hotter version of the creature from Splice.

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>>83685202
do you think amanda seyfried is from the same planet she is

>>83685100
she doesn't look very alienfu to me. you trying to trick me into loving a boring human person?

>>83685094
>swn have you jo to power up her crystals
;_;

>>83685100
if she's so superior then why isn't she hooking up strange machines to my testicles?

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>>83685367
its not impossible

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>>83685441
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>112 posts
>2 posters

Wow, really makes you think.

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>>83684778

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>>83685582
>2 posters

Why get an alien to play Magik?

>anons here seriously considering to breed with an extraterrestrial
KILL yourselves, race traitors.

>>83685856
race mixing is only wrong when you go backward.
mating with a nigger is bad because the offspring is inferior given it's half nigger.

but mating with a supreme being would produce superior heirs.

she would give us many strong sons to better our species with. well I guess it technically wouldn't be "our species" anymore, but it'd be replaced by something better.

>>83685980
lies
i'm onto you anya

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i cannot simply Hnnng enough

>>83683794
i unironically wish she was my GF

>>83685582
all me

>>83687306
I'm going to cum to this picture later
Just letting all anons know

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>>83674454
so jiggly

>>83687650
Good. I think its important we all share all data regarding our self stimulation habits. This information could be very useful to our ayylmao overlords.

t. not an alien trust me on this

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>>83686104
SUBMIT

Blacked when?

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>>83687809
*grovels*

>>83687392
>tfw find her, an alien landed on earth by means you do not know, and raise her as your daughter and hope she blends in...
>then as she grows a bit older, and seem to want to get closer and closer to you, you slowly come to realization she will very soon be way ahead of you, in both physical strength... and lust

>>83671673

>SWN give your balls a tonguebath and teasingly flick her tongue on your butthole before jamming the probe in unlubed

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>>83687929

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>>83687749
i'm onto you anya

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>>83687934

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>>83687934
>teasingly flick her tongue
visual accompaniment for this

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room for one more?

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>>83688517

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>>83688517
i have da good shit..?

>>83688517
seriously i just want to touch her boobs

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don't stare too long or the feels will get you

>>83688578
I've masturbated to this image before.

>>83688606
noted as research on our human male sexual response program, thank you human

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>>83688652
y r her pits covered

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>>83688701
2lewd4u

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>>83688688
y-you're welcome

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>>83687929
>she always had that thing when she was younger and wanted to sleep in your bed, where you'd tell her she was getting a bit too old to sleep with her "father", but she would always hold tight onto you and you not let go and if you tried to carry her to her bed she would plead and beg for you to let her in yours, making excuses about nightmares or fear of the dark
>this was years ago... now, she's more often than not physically resisting you, by grabbing at the bedposts, playfully wrestling you down...
>She still talks about the nightmares and the dark, but she can't even manage to stop herself smiling as she does.
>She's always been very close, and slept with her head laying on your chest, but now she even rests her legs onto yours, and her head closer to your face than your torso, you can feel her breath on your neck
>sometime her tail wraps around your ankles or even your wrist, and the last time you had to woke her up because you were not able to free yourself from her hold... but she always assures you that she's not even conscious when it happens, just involuntary movements while she was sleeping.

Will she ever do a nude scene?

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>>83688754

i love alien threads

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>>83688999
i love your numbers

>>83688754
>sometime her tail wraps around your ankles or even your wrist
When /tv/ turns into /d/ mid story.

Pls more story/pictures/webms

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>>83688754

>>83688937
what movie is this, split? i don't remember that scene

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Abduct me pls. I'll open my window.

>>83689048
you're not going to find anything in there to cure the yellow fever honey

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>>83688754

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>>83689221
>that fully exposed neck

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>tfw no loligoth ayylien gf

>>83688678
>hfw a human male begs for the experiment to stop

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>>83689270

>>83689301
Holy shit

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....and i came

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er... guys

>>83689345
>>83688688

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>>83689270

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*meow*

quality thread

>>83688578
this pic for left monitor
>>83688754
this pic for right monitor

>>83670559
>tfw there's an actual person to satisfy your xeno fetish

And she has great bouncy tits too. Fug.

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small but whatever

>>83683003
>>83671673
So she definitely knows people think she's an ayy right?

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>no ones posted this one yet
the state of /tv/

>>83689633
>>83689583

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>>83689425
Gonna cum to this tomorrow.

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sorry guys. this gonna hurt

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>>83689666
ayylmao pls don't cry, ill put the restraints back on

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>>83689657
>>83689583
>>83689633
mods tryna censor me, i wont allow it

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>>83689666

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best thread. gonna go lucid dream about ayylmao abduction and painful experiments on my testicles

do she hav bf

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ANYA PLEASE JUST TAKE MY PENIS!!!!!!!

>>83690580

why does she wear the mask?

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>>83690580

ANYE?

>>83690580
If I pull that off, would she abduct me?

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You are ruining me /tv/.

>>83690796
No, we're making you better anon. You'll see it clearly some day.

>>83688888
Nice digits T. Heh heh heh

what if
she is not an
ayylien
but
in fact
THE NEXT
EVO-LUTION
OF THE HUMAN RACE

>>83691570
egert was a cheeky cunt

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>>83691570

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I think the reason she looks so odd is because her mother was a quadroon

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>>83671530
no