Will it be kino? Jackie Chan / Arnold Schwarzenegger buddy f

>>83657169
>two washed up actors banking on nostalgia

Pass

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>Directed by Oleg Stepchenko, the film is believed to be the first joint production between the two countries and is now in post-production, according to Russian Satellite Communications.

>"China is the major market for the film […] We hope the film will achieve great success," said Russian Alexey A. Petrukhin, who is a co-producer and co-screenwriter on the film.

>Produced at a cost of US$48 million, the sequel to the 2014 dark fantasy film is a collaboration between the Russian Film Group, China Film Group Corporation and STV.

You can already see the poorly conceived, cheap CGI setpieces mimicking GoT episodes and Disney blockbusters with even less soul

>>83657169
Yes!

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>>83657169
Meme actors well past their prime. It's going to be shit.

This is going to be comedy-quip-kino for sure, I can't wait to sit down with a drink & some popcorn ready for a good laugh, haha laughing out loud. it's going to funny I reckon

>Russians trying to appeal to China
No.

>>83657210
>>two washed up actors banking on nostalgia

How the fuck is Jackie Chan washed up? His last movie "Kung Fu Yoga" made close to $300 Million at the box office. Jackie is doing stronger that ever. Of course almost all of that box office was in Asia but the Chinese box office will surpass the US market within a few years.

If you are just referring to the US, Jackie Chan stopped doing movies in America because the opportunities in China has exploded in the last 5-10 years and he chose to concentrate his efforts there instead of taking shit parts in Hollywood movies.

>>83657169
>jajaja el kino!
You have to go back.

i liked SkipTrace with Johnny Knoxville

>russian production
i wonder what role seagull-sensei will have

>>83657169
Arnold looks amazing with a moustache. Why did he never sport this look when he was younger? It would have really made him a lot more attractive.

>>83657169
Apparently Charles Dance and Rutgaur Hauer will be in as well

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>>83657169
>>83657872
Also why didn't he ever play an Austrian/German officer.

Fuck's sake, he could've actually been amazing in his element.

>>83657320
>We're at the point were film companies make movies specifically for a chinese audience

>>83658718
YOU WANT A MOVIE
YOU WANT A KINO
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

>>83658718
>what are the Transformers and Fast & Furious franchises

>>83658718
Admit it. Disney is your only hope.

China refuses to watch Star Wars but Disney keeps making them anyway.

Jachie chan's hollewood movie = sheeeet

Arnold's new movies = creeeppe

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>>83657810
>Seagal shows up at the end to help the duo when all hope seems lost, orange shades and all
make it so

If it bombs or is shit, it would most likely be from the script and not the leads.

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>>83657169
>Okeey

>>83657169
that's a good look for arnie 2bh

>>83658713
>"I've said it once and I am going to say it again. I want Bruce, Sly and Arnold for my World War II epic. I have always dream of having these 3 superstars together in a movie. Initially Inglorious Bastards was suppose to be in production way back in 1998 with these casts but I shifted my attention on my other projects such as Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction and Sin City. And right now I think it's the best time to have them. I am very well free right now to focus on this big project that I have had in mind for quite a number of years. I am very well getting this into production this year for a 2006 release".

That's Tarantino back in the day. Allegedly, he wanted Arnold to play the role Waltz had in the actual movie.

>>83658173
They might as well dig up the rotting corpse of George Burns too

>arnie doing an old timey english accent
heaghgh yaarhg.

>>83657169
will see it in the theaters are least twice

>>83658713
>>83660498
Arnold's dad was a member of the Nazi party, and considering he spent his whole life trying to distance himself from his father, I seriously doubt Arnold will be playing a Nazi officer

>>83657169
Anything Arnold has done post-governor years has been complete horseshit. Terminator Genysis, both him and that franchise are dead to me.

>>83661061

This. His career was already in downhill after eraser.

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>dubbing any new project kino

>already off to a bad start

>clearly attracting the attention of imbeciles whose brains have been damaged by meme speak

>>83660935
>3rd Reich wasthe only time Austrians and Germans were in uniform

Get out.

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>>83660909
I always heard it as gyurrrrrgh ahhhhhg.

>>83658718

Which is funny, cause there's literally enough fucking CHinese people to float any franchise/media industry bowel movement.

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>>83657169
Arnold will be probably some badass cossack.

Movie will be shit. Just like Jackie Chan and Johnny Knoxville colaboration.

>>83658790
MICHAEL BAY IS A MURDERER

>arnie slaughters a chinaman
>DER WAS A CHINK IN YOUR ARMOUR
>jackie chan encounters foreigner
>hilarious language based misunderstanding ensues

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Oh, sorry I hadn't read the article. So it's possibly about some Russian-China relations and not about British imperialism like usual. No worries then, Arnold got that Russian accent already locked down.

>>83660935
Except the time he associated with the ex-Nazi candidate for Austrian presidency.
His father was also just in the SA and had no links to any war crimes.