HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83652925

>$200 million WW first weekend

you know who'll be having the last laugh, op. i'll give you a hint, their names end with stein

>>83652925
>MUH SECRET CLUB

>>83652976
Literally no one outside of the US gives a broken shit about SW.

But that's fake

>>83652925

>not getting this guy to play him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwLv993khfI

what did the kikes mean by this?

>>83652925
What the fuck is wrong with his head? Did they photoshop it on?

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>>83652925
LEAKED SCENE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-eId8rgyc

>>83652925
that's a shitty photoshop of that dude's face onto han solo from EA's star wars battlefront
/v/ will keep you right, friends

>>83652925
Looks fricking amazeballs! Holy macaroni epicness!

>>83652925
that hair is too smal for this face

>>83652925

Star Wars has been dead since the 80s. All that's up at theatres since then is an animated corpse.

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that sight is on backwards damn you hollywood REEEEEEE

>>83652925

LITERALLY WHO

>>83653043
The Chinese love it

>>83653806
Nah, they hate the nigga and pretty much no one there saw the only good SW movie in decades aka Rogue 1.

>>83652925
As long as it's not Chris Pratt, it's good.

Can't stand that douche.

>>83653872
UNIRONICALLY SHOULDA BEEN CHRIS PRATT

>>83652925
Before you click to enlarge it kind of looks like Ben Shapiro with a wig on.

>>83652925
>a
>white
>male

This truly is the age of Trump

>>83653806
TFA did badly in China you dummy

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>>83653103
FUCK YOU , THIS SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW

>>83652925
I hope this movie flops.

>>83652925
Spoilers, Han Solo dies in this movie

>>83653043
Justin "The Cuck" Trudeau loves it.

>>83652925
can we stop starting threads like this?

Reminder that this will be the best nu-Star Wars movie.

>>83654095
Why? Not Reddit enough for you?

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>>83654068
I wish a qt imperial officer would have her men hold me down so she could have her way with me. It's not fair!

so he wore the same clothes his whole life?

>>83654047
I hope all new star wars movies flop
they won't tho
manchildren will prop this franchise up for decades just like capeshit

Kek is this real?

>>83654299
just like in my chinese cartoons

>>83652925
His head is big

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>>83653806

Even Rogue one with the blatant Chinese pandering still didn't lure in China

>>83652925
Would it were be that simple

This is the first Star Wars movie I have zero hype for

>>83653103
I literally want to throw acid in the face of everyone who approved "Kinect Star Wars" for production.

I get the feeling that Disney just casts movies by randomly throwing darts at teen fashion magazines.

>>83652925
So, you photoshopped his head onto the model for Star Wars Battlefront.

The same thing you did with Snoke when you posted that fake picture a month ago.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is
kill yourself, faggot

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>>83652925
Ya don't say.

>>83654047
Why would anyone want to see a movie about a dead guy who has a tryhard for a son anyway?

We already know everything we need to from previous, films anyway.

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>>83655241
>ehren reich
>honor reich

what did he mean by this

>>83655073
>>83655193
This thread is dead now. Bury it.

>>83655241
You didn't even post the bit about how he was discovered and who discovered him.

>>83655331
I stopped reading at je

it looks like bad cosplay, right down to the goofy hair.

>>83653103
>tfw you actually like this

>>83652925
BRUH...LOOK AT THIS DUDE....

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>>83655670

>>83652925
This can't be real. Looks like a badly shopped face on top of another body

>>83652925
San Holo...

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Alden Ehrenreich was great in Hail Caesar! I don't really give a shit about Han Solo but there's no reason to preemptively shit on this dude.

>>83656041
he was also literally the only good thing about that movie

>>83656103
t. commie

>>83655331
>Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's bat mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg

OY VEY
Y

V
E
Y

>>83652925
What are we laughing at? idgi

>>83652925

> 2017
> Caring about Nu-Wars

>>83653844
>rogue 1
>good
you know the drill

if this is real I bet Ford is seething

>>83655142
Seek help for your autism, friend

>>83658070
Ford wanted to get off the ride even back then, he wants nothing to do with Star Wars.

>>83652925

he's hot. can't wait to see the movie. any other handsome guys in the cast?

>>83652925
Solo protec but he also attac

>>83655241
So's Harrison Ford. It's good casting.

>>83652925
Hollywood nepotism has ruined the leading man. Almost every major star in Hollywood just looks like a rich kid these days, because they are. Nobody has any grit or gravitas any more

>>83652925
OH MY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD

>>83652925
I said it then I'll say it again: why are they making this movie?

>>83654280
is that trudeau?

>>83658676
Because people with Stockholm Syndrome can't help but flock to it.

Remember when it wasn't cool to like stuff like Star Wars?

>>83658676
to make money off manchildren

>>83652925
RLM will like it after hating Rogue 1.

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>>83658660
>Alden Ehrenreich
>Jacob Gyllenhaal
>Jesse Eisenberg
>Shia Labeouf
>James Franco

>>83658738
but the reason manchildren like han solo is because of harrison ford. who wants to watch some new guy play him?

>>83658793

harrison is old and not handsome anymore.

Why didnt they just bring back Harrison Forward?

>>83658833
correct. if you interpreted my post as saying "they should've made a han solo movie with harrison ford", then you're an odd egg

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>>83658676
It's complicated.

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Who has better proportions?

>>83658878

i understand the first sentence. what did he mean with the second sentence?

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>>83658892
(((complicated)))

>>83656103
Channing Tatum's bit was great too

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>>83653103
No yeah that's a disgusting example of soulless commercialism that represents the digital age. It's not like Star Wars was ever about the money

>>83652925
Looks more like le imagine my shock man than Han Solo

>>83658833
That's why the only way to do Han Solo film is with CG.

>>83652925
Should have got Zach Braff

>>83652925
Nice shoop

>>83658070
ford has NOTHING to do with this movie

not even a flashforward/cameo or some shit

> I’m sure whoever is responsible for that film, and I’m not, will think through the issues and problems of doing such a thing. Let’s make them responsible for those questions you might think to ask me [about the Han Solo movie] because I’m not involved.

they should've replaced han solo with a new girl character so we can watch her get blacked by chewie who is also replaced by a black guy

>>83652925
This is the same shit poster who has been spamming "A FUCKING TREE" and. "A FUCKING SLOTH"

He's got a real insecurity about the Star Wars franchise and he wants everyone to hate it as much as he does

Meanwhile you know he sees all the movies in the theater

>>83653103
this game is fucking hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXp8T097vjc

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>>83653103
it's stuck in my head..fuck you

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83653806
they had never even heard of Star Wars before 2015. Literally none of the movies had ever been released in China before then

>>83661897
PRACTICAL FX

>>83656103
He would that it twere

>>83653103
who ever wrote the lyrics is a genius

>>83653103
remember when this actually genuinely upset people? lmao

>>83655670
its so catchy

>>83662267
>>83662256
>>83662085

what's going on?

>>83662374
people are responding to a post. it happens sometimes

>>83653916
Unironically should have been Garrett Hedlund

>>83662085
>>83662256
>>83662267
>>83662374
>>83662510

what is the yt clip about?

>>83652925
>Ehrenreich
>looks Jewish
OK then.

>>83655183
or bar mitzvah guest lists

>>83652925

This is a fake photoshop of an actor's head on the model for Han Solo from Battlefront:

>>83653043
>implying anyone outside the US is relevant
When will you faggots learn that if you're not American then you're literally nothing?

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>>83652925
It was foretold.

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>>83662777
Solid post, solid trips.
10/10

>>83662707

farakhan nigger detected

I watched Rogue One for the first time yesterday. I thought it was pretty good.

>>83653103
That fat guy up in the corner...

>>83653806
in the land of kung fu, those light saber fights look dumb as shit

>>83663006

actually there are several jedi light saber duels videos that use kung fu moves and they look good.

>>83652925
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS WHEN THEY ARE HUNDREDS OF STORIES OF STAR WARS TO CHOOSE FROM

>For Nostalgia purposes
Oh...

>>83653103
This is great

>>83658878
yet the legions of fanboys will flock to the next Indiana Jones if it's starring Harrison Ford

>>83662918
my favourite part is when they kick sand at a stormtrooper at it gets blinded even though still wearing a full face mask

>>83663039
you tube fan films don't count

>>83653043
You're fucking retarded and you have to go back.

>>83663256
really? I've never seen anybody praise crystal skull before

>>83663418
They don't praise it, it still made a fortune at the box office, and the next one will do as well

I REMEMBER HAN SOLO

>>83662918
I have tried to watch Rogue One three or four times, but just get bored and watch something else instead, every time.

>>83663471
what did you watch instead for the 3 or 4 times?

>>83653103
This is canon.

>>83662777
Star wars digits are checkable

>>83663471
Rogue One has a lot of flaws, but if you find the first half boring you lust have ADHD and probably enjoy JJ Abrams and Michael Bay movies.

>>83653043
What you been smoking honey ?

>>83663381

i mis-apprehended that anon's post. i thought he meant kungfu moves in a jedi light sabre duel would look dumb but after posting my reply i realized he meant the jedi duel scenes in the movies would look dumb to chinese who watch lots of kungfu films.

>>83663006

i don't think so. the jedi fights look fine compared to kungfu fights because light sabre and force push.

>>83653103
>yfw when this song is actually produced better than Ridin Solo, the song it is parodying

>>83653103
> those lyrics
> those dance move name

Perfect

>>83652925
Wait is this poster actually real?

>>83658700
did you eat paint chips as a child? are you hard of seeing?

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>>83653775
um no sweetie it isn't

>>83652925
Han Solo is a codename

>>83663849
but its on backwards there too.

two wrongs don't make a right

>>83663890
Bull
Fucking
Shit

>>83663834
I know that a PM wouldn't be posing like that at some nerdfest, but it looks a lot like him

>>83664126
but it is him.

that's why I'm making fun of you.

>>83654280

>marxists ultimately submit to fascist authority

seems about right

>>83664217
then what the fuck is your problem anon lol. why would you react so aggressively to somebody correctly identifying someone else? did your mother let your little brother eat more paint chips than you?

>>83655311
ehren means to honor, and lowercase reich means rich. It would mean honorable rich person.

>>83653062
stupid reddit meme; this dude is a shit actor and can only do like 50% of Fords mannerisms/expressions

>>83652925
why has he gone grey already?

>>83663740
why chinese people don't give a shit about star wars

in the OT the light saber fights look dumb as shit in general

in the prequel, they look ok for being the product of their time, but god damn that love story is boring as fuck so that doesn't make up for it

in TFA, mary sue, nigger, and edgelord run amok so there's really no reason to watch it.

>>83658070
The only thing Ford is gonna be mad about is Star Wars nerds constantly asking him about the movie when he wants to just be left alone and die in peace.

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>>83652925
LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR!!

glib facsimile

>>83660648
>ford has NOTHING to do with this movie
anyone have an image of ford with the JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP hair?

>>83660983
agreed. casting a white male as the lead to a movie in 2018 is quite sexist and blackophobic

>>83663471
if you do try to watch it again, just watch the final 30 or so minutes. it's still shit, but at least it is more interesting shit

>>83653103
Why does everybody hate Kinect Star Wars? It looks fun and song is catchy

>>83653043
Latin Americans and chinese don't give a shit about it, because their heavily regulated media by the communist governments in the 70s and 80s plus a general lack of ability to see movies in the first place prevented them from seeing the original trilogy when everyone else did, so there was never this huge cultural adoration of Star Wars like in the rest of the civilized world.

For a lot of these people, their first exposure to Star Wars was the prequels, and they saw them as the shit that they were without brand loyalty to blind them so Star Wars never caught on

>>83653043
TFA broke most of the box office records i europe

Hurr durr no one gives a shit

>>83653103
Song is unironically better than real one

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>>83653103
why does the cock keep saying great, this can't be a coincidence!