>Uncle Ben, a spider bit me >Yes Peter, it has bitten all

>>83652701
Haha Uncle Ben sure was a kook!

>>83652701
>no *ben looks directly into the camera*

>>83652701
>Hey uncle Ben, a spider bit you
>Peter you think that's bad, lemme tell you about the war. I was stationed in Paris with a stay-behind occupation force. We were going door to door searching for partisans that day. As we beat on the front door, we heard scurrying. That's how we knew we had to search. If nobody is home, you never hear a peep. Not even a spider. It's the rustling, Peter, like leaves of a once great people falling. Never forget that sound. Anyway, we broke down the door and began our search. Up and down we looked. Under the furniture, in the cupboards, closets, and up in the attic. Just as we were leaving, I heard a soft growl and this wretched jewess sprung from the trap door in the floor and sank her teeth in my arm. She must've been filing the gold from her fillings because those teeth were sharp enough to pierce the strong leather of my SS trench coat. You remember that box I told you never to touch, Peter? *cough* it's time to open the box, boy. Time to bite the Jew back. Trap them in your web then squeeze the blood from every single one until your thirst is slaked.

can someone post the white man's burden one?

>>83653096


>You know, Peter, witth great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "The White Man's Burden".Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

>>83653263
Why was this allowed to air in theaters?

>>83653319
It was a different time.

>Raimi later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Dafoe's performance as Norman Osborn, with barely 1% of this making the final cut.'We just had reels and reels of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but he would just keep going deeper and darker, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Norman's father being an SS officer, or the idea that the Goblin transformation represented Nietzsche's Ubermensch. So after I while, I stopped saying 'cut'.' Other actors recalled Dafoe's usage of multiple props to aid his performance that he brought himself, presumably from his own home. 'He had this large green dildo he loved to wave about,' Tobey Maguire remembers, 'sometimes he would bring it out of nowhere and slap me across the face with it. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground he would tease it around my 'beautiful asshole', as he called it.' James Franco also recalled him having 'this large, antique bullwhip... we asked where he got it from, and he would only say that it was a family heirloom. Some prop guys on set said it must have been from at least the 1800s. ON a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, he would threaten me with it, telling me to give him an excuse 'to pay out like old Buck Dafoe did to the little negro boys'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Dafoe always had a copy of the Quran lying around on set, and some PAs caught him 'poring over it repeatedly' in his trailer.

I wish I had an uncle Ben to guide me into the white power light

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>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid. For this month.

Uncle Ben: I hate jewish people and black people
Goblin: *appears from behind a trashcan* I also hate the gooks!

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>In regard to the filming of the rape scene, Maguire said, "When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Kirsten Dunst] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all my contracts stating that they would not make love with Spider-man. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. he said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to.' Then I told her, 'Pain does not hurt. Hit me.' And she hit me. I said, 'Harder.' And she started to hit me very hard, hard enough to break a rib... I ached for a week. After she had hit me long enough and hard enough to tire her, I said, 'Now it's my turn. Roll the cameras.' And I really... I really... I really raped her. And she screamed."[1]