ITT: Rewrite 2001: A Space Odyssey except it's directed

>>83648051
*hits bong*

DUDE

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*farts loudly* Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

>panning shot of cryo sleep chambers
>one is full of smoke
>it opens slowly and smoke pours out
>jonah hill sits up out of the smoke
>he tries to get out of the pod but he's stuck

>>83648051
>*hits bong* "HAL, like open the pod bay doors bro."
>"Fuck you Dave"
>"Fuck you HAL I bet you don't even smoke weed like I do"
>*HAL farts*
>Seth Rogen: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

>>83648051
>Group of monkeys in front of monolith
>Fades to a group of guys (James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Bill Hader, Danny McBride and Craig Robinson) smoking weed as the monkeys, the monolith is a TV playing softcore porn

> HAL voiced by James Franco

DUDE

SPACE

>>83648100
>>83648272
>>83648461
>DUDE WEED LMAO LOL BRAAAAAP
this is reddit
>>83648387
this is /tv/

>Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see the kush smoke.
>ohhh shit uhahuhauahuhuah

>>83648051
A black monolithic bong.

>DUDE
*takes bong rip*
>DUDE IT'S
*hacks up lungs*
>DUDE IT'S JUST
*forgets what he's talking about*
>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDEE
*lowers iq*
>DUDE IT'S JUST
*gets schitzophrenia*
>DUDE IT'S JUST A PLANT

>>83648051
>HAL: I CAN'T DO THAT, DUDE
Also, HAL is a bong.

>>83648051
>Also sprach Zarathustra (2001 classic theme) is redone using only seth rogen laughs
>artistic opening macro shot inside bong as smoke comes out

>>83648051
dude like drugs and atheism and fuck family dude also socialism btw pay no attention to my jewishness

>>83648602
>"THIS WEED IS STRONG, MY MIND IS GOING, DAVE"

>>83648541
kek

>>83648051
Dave saves himself from HAL by getting him high.
Then he has an LSD trip explaining the space baby.
The monolith is a huge spliff.

>>83648051
the monolith is a giant marijuana joint
the space ships are dildos
hal is infected with porn
the astronauts spend all day in the dildo ships smoking weed and jerking off
they jizz into outer space
hot alien chicks eat the jizz and make a stoner space baby

the end

>>83648650
Even better, Also Sprach Zarathustra is a trap remix of the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdO-_cfTqXw