>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every

>>83645792
>big, saggy butt
This can't be real

>>83645792
>Suck off Vince in the locker room.

pump the brakes

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Watch as Vince have rough sex with Spinelli on the jungle gym, and clean her out afterwards. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the last part of childhood I got left.

another shitty attempt at comedy.

>>83646694
OP's was better

You have to be subtle.

>>83646746
Stop SEETHING ya pinhead

Actually kino

>>83645792
>That episode where T.J. becomes the John D. Rockefeller of the playground, owning all the monstickers
>That episode where Spinelli has to stay the night over at Finster's
>That episode where Gretchen becomes a yo-yo master
>That (double) episode where Mikey meets Santa Clause
>That episode where Gus temporarily becomes King of the Playground
>That episode where Vince is peer-pressured into robbing Kelso's and gets shot

>>83645792
TJ > Spinelli ~ Vince > Gretchen >>>>> Mikey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gus

>>83645792
I want to lick Spinelli's feet