Who was in the wrong here?

>>83643354

Who the fuck is Kasha?

>>83643354
God he is such an asshole.

I guess he could have hugged her, but he let her down nicely so her.

He said he thinks he has autism.

>>83643354
based Jerry
ROASTIES BTFO

>>83643354
The white male.

He probably thought she was a tranny, he looked disgusted

>>83643490

mediocre pop star

>>83643354
lmao jerry is a pedo who only likes little girls

>>83643354
based seinfeld

>trying to do a bit
>some blonde bimbo bitch interrupts you and demands a hug

i would have told her to fuck off

screw that video, I liked the Instagram account.

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>>83643490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRV6yxZUSQ

Why wouldn't he just hug her?

>>83643776
Do you anything about Jerry Seinfeld?

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/ourguy/

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>>83643776
Seinfeld is practically a billionaire, why would he hug some random whore

>>83643776
why should he have to hug someone he doesn't know in the middle of an interview

to be nice?

>>83643754
She has the body of an 80 year old

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>>83643860
>no hot jewess gf

>>83643860
He's an idiot for not staying with that.

>>83643569
He is not obligated to hug a a random stranger(Yea, she is. He didn't even know who the fuck she was) to please you or anyone if they are not the "hugging" type.

>>83643776
That smile Jerry wears all the time, isn't really a smile

>>83643754
kill me

>>83643604
he's a Jew

Kesha is a popstar but she's not one of those retarded bitches, she's a pretty clever woman.

>>83643975

it's an anxiety smile

>>83644036
Looked pretty retarded in that vid

>>83644036
She looks and sounds and acts pretty retarded.

>>83643754
She is a minecraft character, just three squares stacked on top of each other.

>>83643776
she would probably accuse him of rape afterwards

>>83644036

so clever she signed away her lifetime royalties to a producer.
so clever she faked accused said producer of rape and lost and ruined her career

>>83644036
Hi Kesha, how was it getting rejected by an old jew?

whore BTFO

>>83644020
I was talking about the interviewer. He should have hugshamed J*rry and just stood there doing nothing while J*rry assaulted a queen of the industry.

>>83644158
kek she lost? i didn't know

Is he, dare I say, /our guy/?

WOW Jews are so stingy they don't even give hugs.

>>83644147
this. tbqh.

>>83644250

yes, she did. At the end the rape allegations weren't true

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>>83643490
>he doesn't know about Kasha

>>83643860
all I can think right now is they're real and they're spectacular, fuck that show is timeless

>>83644430
what a stupid whore seriously

>>83643354
The woman was wrong for interrupting an interview asking someone she doesn't know for a hug.

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>>83644060
>>83644064
>>83644158
>>83644185

>>83643354

Isn't her thing like....glitter? Also jerry did a whole episode on no more kissing and many episodes on his OCD. Kesha was in the wrong.

So, according to all of you, being a successful artist and creator is excuse enough to be a fucking asshole? Like Polanksi and Woddy Allen, who raped children?

>>83645069
yea refusing a hug is just like raping a girl

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>>83644981

>>83645069
I disagree that refusing a hug is equal to child rape

>>83645069

>doing a live interview
>being interrupted by woman he doesn't know demanding physical contact

you're right, he's the asshole

She's as bad as my fucking caretaking client who asks everyone on the streets for a side hug.

I hate that Jew. I remember that coffee and car show he hosted that failed, and a boy waiter wanted to shake his hand and the jew denied the waiters hand , berated him on camera, and then gave a 5% tip only.

Based Jerry.

>>83644450
>pretending to be in the know by typing her name wrong

>>83643354
>Letting some random pop whore full of stds and shame hug you

Kek, Jerry did the right thing denying that bitch.

>>83645096
Music video

>>83645213
>doesn't get the reference

>>83645165

>show that failed

you mean Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, the most watch internet series in the world?

Hope you're trolling my friend

POOKEEDEEBOOM

she'd prob accuse him of rape

Remember when Jerry was accused of pedophile for dating an underage girl?

(not kidding)

>>83645255
Never heard of it so couldn't be that popular

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>>83645096

>>83645165
>I remember that coffee and car show he hosted that failed
It didn't fail at all. Netflix bought it.

>>83643975
YES OUR TEETH AND AMBITIONS ARE BARED

>>83645309

you must live in a 3rd world country

>>83643776
Because he has a certain level of tact that he maintains in the public light, and wasn't willing to debase himself for some literally who tier pussy.

>>83645309
you're a fucking dumbass bitch shut your fucking mouth bitch boy

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>>83645315

Ke$ha fan boy BTFO

Isn't that the bitch that accused her record producer of rape to get out of some contract?

>>83645309

Yeah it flopped so hard even Obama was a guest on it

WHATS THE DEAL WITH HUGS?

>>83645252
>le pretending to be retarded

>>83645096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbcBOe0U3Sw

>>83643569
and you're not? fuck you and your judgments no one gives a fuck.

>>83643642
he probably was. if you pay attention you will realize he despises what the world and the people in it have become. and he's right.

She got FFFFAAAATTTT

*solemnly twerks to the Seinfeld theme as an apology*

>>83643354
Why he got to be so extra ?

>>83644981
>a goddamn academic powerhouse

I hate this Cracked style of meme writing

>>83645532
>he despises what the world and the people in it have become
But he's part of all of it. What did he do to change all this?
The world is not shit btw.

>run up to 60 year old man and demand a hug
>he refuses

What was she expecting?

>>83645315
if shes so smart how did she let dr.luke rape her?

>>83645732

kek

>>83643776
Because she smells like piss. She's ALWAYS looked like she smelled like piss.

>>83645294
She was 17 and had perfect tits though.

>>83643354

BASED

>>83643354
One no thanks should've been enough for her.

>>83645821
Yeah, that really is the best way to deal with that. Why should he hug a stranger? Also, she interrupted an interview for attention. Fuck her.

>>83643776


If you dont want to be huged is your choice.
No is no, my choice my body.

Do you retards have face blindness or something? Did you miss him laughing at the end? He was obviously just joking.

>>83645985

No he wasn't joking, he didn't want a hug.
He's laughing at the awkward situation

>>83643754
She's a big guy

>>83645985
you are literally retarded.

not trying to stick up for kesha, but seinfeld is in fact a complete cunt and asshole and always has been. he's an uppity jew.

>>83645821
not as based as The Cruise tbhq, he would have made her cry while keeping his cool

>>83643354
why do histrionic sluts people should cave in at their requests just because they put on puppy eyes and a infantile voice?

well done jerry

>>83646120

sauce

>>83646214
fuckin' newfag, this shit is a CLASSIC
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9C4UvvHMoZs

>>83646291

I forgot about that.
You know that reporter an heroed after being stalked by Scientology for 2 years straight

>>83646360
>that night after his funeral a short, hooded figure approaches his grave and squirts a bit of water on it

>>83646395
>he spells out "you're a real jerk" with the water

>>83646417

>the water is actually pee

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>>83646395

>>83646445

>David Miscaviage masturbates in the back

>>83645644
I want to see Mandy Muse twerk to the Seinfeld theme now

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>>83646291
What if Tom Cruise hired that guy to do that rude thing so he could act all serious and aggrieved and look cool?
Have you ever thought about that?

if the genders were reversed, the guy would've already been blacklisted for trying to pull a stunt like this

>>83646660
Not really.

He just would've been laughed at for being a beta cuck.

>>83646584
This isn't /gif/. Go back to your porn board, you poor and lost creature.

>>83646291
damn based Tom. Im so fucking jealous people will never scream my name like they do there in the video thats insane. makes me think about that will your name be remembered thing in troy and my name for sure fuckin wont be thats sad

>>83646291
can't tell if the reporter was trying to hide a smile or hide tears after he walked away

>>83643354
test

>>83643354
Why does this seem stage?

>>83646780
Because they're in front of cameras?

>>83646584

there's a video of DJ Khaled doing this..

>>83646660
The genders wouldn't be reversed though. What kind of autist goes up to someone in the middle of an interview and asks for a hug? Keshas only was was she has a vagina.

>not wanting to get STDs from hugging a dirty whore he doesnt know
>being wrong

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>>83646660
not in this case cause he's a jew

>>83643569
Correction: he's a rich asshole

Based Jerry.

>>83645461
>Has never seen that Episode
>"hurr durr pretending to be retarded"
Sux2BU

>>83643354
Kesha didn't like Jazz

>>83646291
[scientology intensifies]

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>>83643569
is this b8

>>83643870
>>83643754
Oh man, she's disgusting.

>>83646360
justice

>>83643354
BASED SEINJEW LMAO

SLUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

HE ALSO SHIT ALL OVER SJWS AND NEVER PLAYING COLLEGE CAMPUSES BECAUSE THEYRE BRAINWASHED AND GET OUTRAGED OVER EVERYTHING

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>>83647384
Don't forget he was banging some megamilk underage jewess

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Is Jerry gay?

>>83648264
to answer your question>>83647557 NO

>>83643354
JEW POWERS ACTIVATE

>>83643354
Seinfeld is the definition of based

>>83645439
To be fair he tried guest starring in everything he could to get his rocks off with media exposure, he was on that Between Two Ferns show too.

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Did her record producer really sexual assaulted her?

>>83643860
>2017
>still fall for the vagina jew
Why has no one learned anything from Fraser?

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>>83649862
Maybe, she used to look pretty decent at one point. Then that happened and she just fell off. Depression from getting actually raped would maybe explain it.

>>83650071
Those are definitely some 9/10 legs. WTF happened?

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>>83649831
Obama appealed so much to the entertainment industry that someone from the entertainment industry took his place!

>>83649862
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEEL LIKE SPAGHETTI

>>83643354

Why is he Gilbert Gottfried now?

>>83651629
All Jews eventually become the same.

>>83644981
She was enrolled in the same program high school kids in Britain and Ireland do as standard.

Honestly, you Americunts, thinking that your 60% pass makes your exams harder. They're multiple choice. You can get 25% at random. That's why it's 60% passing.

>>83651685
Albert Brooks warns Leslie Mann of this in This is 40.

>>83647557
Those tits don't spell underage to me

>>83643754
LET'S EAT A ROAST PORK TONIGHT CUZ WE'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG

>>83644981
>IB
>history lecutres
Whoa......... she must be a genius............

>>83651772
Meaningless anyway if you don't know how they calculate the percentage.
Where I'm from 50% is a pass, however if you get half the answers wrong you'd get a 0% score, not 50%.
E.g. you have a question with 10 items that you need to do correctly that is worth 10 points, you lose 2 points for every wrong answer. So if you get 7 out of 10 correct that would be a 4/10 ans therefore a fail.

I don't know how they do it in the US but I wouldn't be surprised if they'd just lose 1 point per wrong item.

>>83643754
she looks like she fucks niggers

>>83643354
This shit sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld episode

G: What kind of freak just tries to hug random people?
J: I know and I didn't want a hug anyway. Everyone is making a big deal about it, like it makes a difference I refused to hug 'Kesha'
G: YOU refused a hug from Kesha? THE Kesha
J: Yes, haven't you been listening?
G: Well yes, but you never mentioned it was THE Kesha
J: Who the hell is 'THE Kesha"?
G: Have you not heard her smash hit single Tik Tok Jerry?
J:..No-
G: NO?! It's a masterpiece Jerry! And you're telling me you didn't hug that woman!?
J: Ugh, Not you too! I didn't want to hug a stranger! Why is everyone acting as if I hate this woman, I just didn't want a hug!
*Kramer slides in*
K: What's going on, fellas.
G: Jerry didn't want to hug Kesha on the red carpet an-
K: Kesha!? THE Kesha?!
G: I know! That's what I said!
K: Jerry, have you not heard Tik Tok!? It's a masterpiece!
J: . . So I've heard.
K: Do you hate her or something?
J: NO! I Just didn't want the DAMN HUG! Since when is a crime to refuse a hug from someone you don't know!
K: When that someone you don't know is Kesha!

>>83643354
Neither

>>83643354
She claims she loves, LOVES, Jerry Seinfeld, yet she just runs up to him and asks him for a hug? I find it hard to believe she ever even watched his show.

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How can a woman in her 20s have a body like this??

>>83652496
exacty. the real seinfeld fans know enough about Jerry that he just wants to be left the fuck alone. he doesn't care about your feelings, your life, how much you like him. just move on.

>>83652372
A new plot for @SeinfeldToday
And I just realized the stopped updating that account. Sad.

>>83652577
"Tik Tok" was an autobiography

That lifestyle's not gonna be kind to you

>>83652577
This is what the average woman looks like, not like you permavirgins would know

>>83652577
Humpty Dumpty biopic when?
>>83652644
>This is what the average woman looks like
Kesha pls

>>83652644
>average women has the body of a 60 year old

wew lads

>>83645439
He's not a comedian so why would he ever have a spot on the show. That's downright disingenuous.

>>83652644
Not average. She's a walking walkie talkie.

>>83649829
so 11 years old

>>83652577
The average woman does not look like a 20 year old Heidi Klum. Nor does she look like a water balloon filled with sand.

>>83643354
>yfw he literally played himself on Seinfeld

Kek. I can easily imagine him doing the exact same thing on the show.

>>83652852
Meant to >>83652644

>>83652852
>The average woman does not look like a 20 year old Heidi Klum

They did in the 1950 before they all got fucking fat as shit

>>83652594
Are you that poor loser Jack Moore?

>>83652889
Is that the guy who wrote it ir something?

You know nobody's forcing you to be super cynical about everything.

>>83643776
maybe he doesn't wanna get accused of rape

>>83643354
I fucking love Jerry. He just doesn't give a shit.

>>83652644
Haha yeah, also did you know Marilyn Monroe wore dress size 22? it's true haha

>>83643354
Jerry needs a new show

>>83652577
Isn't she 30? Isn't this her 30 year old body?

>>83652888
but 50s pin-up girls were THICC as fuck

>>83652997
Too bad tumblerinas thing thicc and fat are now synonyms

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Later found at Seinfeld's green room...

>>83645678
That's actually from a Cracked article

http://www.cracked.com/article_20633_5-pleasant-surprises-about-famous-people-you-had-all-wrong.html

>>83643490
uffie for americans

>>83643754
This is literally why you don't wear high waisted anything unless you have a totally flat low body fat stomach.

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>>83645069
>Woddy Allen, who raped children?

Woddy Allen never raped a child, his insane ex-wife made that up to slander him. The nannies there that day said it was logistically impossible.

>>83649862
Looks like that fat chick they push in comedy movies

>>83643776
He just didn't

>>83653105
I see Kathy Griffin strikes again

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>>83643354

>>83652577
Maybe she got married?

>>83653509
I'll never understand Woody's decision of dating a fan. He could've easily gotten his ego stroked by someone else.

He's the real Jerry Seinfeld.

>interrupting an interview for 'muh hug'

Nah fuck her, that'd be annoying. I mean don't get me wrong, jerry is an asshole in real life, but he was in the right

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How can roasties ever recover?

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>>83645069
So let me get this straight: if Mary Elizabeth Winstead is in a middle of an interview, I can just waltz in and repeatedly ask her for a hug and unless she agrees and gives me a hug, she's an asshole, even though she doesn't know me? Did I miss anything?

>>83649891

What are you talking about? Fraser gave up his entire life to chase pussy in the series finale.

>>83643354

you lefty millenials don't have memory of what respect for authority and tradition mean. you worship caos in your nihilistic, postmodern search for perfect happiness. a state where everything is relative and nothing is objectively valuable or moral therfore an empty and cheap kind of happiness is accesible to everione because it requires no effort. you can just grab it without getting out of the couch. a repulsive worldview that creates depressive manchilds and rabid feminist/sjws. shame.

tl:dr she interrupted an interview and tried to hug a stranger. she is wrong

>>83654060
yes

>>83646182

>>83654060
>Did I miss anything?
Yeah you reversed the genders

It's also acceptable for a woman to sleep with a 14 year old boy but not for you

>>83654060
You forgot to mention that you smell like stale cum and salty buttsweat.

>>83643754
What the fuck happened to her skinny body back during her Tik Tok days?
Too much boozing and sleeping around?

>>83654289
Meth

Lindsay Lohan had the exact same effect

>>83654264
True. But so does Kesha.

>>83654262
Why would I want to fuck a 14 year old boy?

>>83654222
dumb trump supporter

>>83654606
>But so does Kesha.

That's what I meant

>>83643354
Ke$ha because she was presumptuous as hell.

>>83650071
Damn, she actually looks great there

>Men get rejected by women
>Cry for a day at most and move on with their lives

>Women get rejected and their entire life falls apart, blame men, etc

>>83645315
i feel like everyone who does songs like this always says this same thing

>dude its actually a metaphor lmao

like trying to appeal to both sides or something

>>83643354
jerry did nothing wrong

>>83643776
he didn't want to

>>83652737
king nigger wanted to feel important

>>83643354
As long as she's not trying to stir up an outrage, I don't think anyone did anything wrong. It's awkward but awkward shit happens all the time, just laugh about it and move on.

>>83643490
Isn't kasha a jewish dish? George's dad eats it in one episode.

>>83655598
no that's kish

>>83643776
Jerry is like a proud sociopath, he's fully self aware

Have you not seen the show?

Jerry is legit autistic... don't people know this?

>>83643754
LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>83645213
>>83645461
>Being underaged

>>83645165
Which episode?

i dont like either of them

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>this thread

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>>83643860
She is so hot

>>83645789
Because she never showers.

>be talentless hack
>befriend an actual genius that agrees to write a show for you and give you credit
>convince your genius friend not to quit after each season even though he is depressed and hates doing it
>finally make enough money you let him go
>the 2 seasons you write are shit
>still a billionaire and get all the credit for one of the greatest shows of all time
Fuck jerry desu

>>83652954
>Marilyn Monroe
>average woman
hows it like being more retarded than the retard you responded to?

>>83643776
because hes a billionaire and somewhat a celebrity. you dont hug random people you dont know. could be some smear campaign they could be trying to trick, drug, or scam you, or a crazy person assassinating you.

never know if youre a billionaire celebrity.

>>83650071
>raped

>>83656559
>no last super enlightened panel with "just marathoned this with my wife's son. what did I think of it?"

>>83652372
Are you a writer?

>>83643658
[citation needed]
>>83643354
>random stranger says she loves you
>asks if she can hug you
>say no thanks
>she keeps asking
>back away slowly
omg liek totes an asshole

>>83657958
we all are ;)

>>83643354
>"Kay, gimme a hug."

I don't know who the fuck this slag thinks she is, but she acts like she's talking to one of her assistants, or something.

>>83656781
Larry doesn't give a shit about any of that

He has said he might be on the spectrum. I dont think autists like to be hugged by strangers.

>>83644981
If she's so smart then why did she get raped into insanity by Jewish music producers?

>>83645678
That's pretty impressive you knew it was Cracked just from the style. As soon as you mentioned it, I realized it had to be Cracked too. I don't like it either.

Are Kasha and Ke$ha the same person? I always thought Ke$ha was black for some reason. This thread is confusing.

>>83643776
Why didn't Wesley Snipes just open his eyes?

>>83652577
>On January 3, 2014, Kesha checked into Timberline Knolls Residential Treatment Center, a rehab facility in Lemont, Illinois, for eating disorder treatment.[131] Kesha's mother Pebe Sebert confirmed that the eating disorder Kesha was suffering with is bulimia nervosa and that she had been struggling with it since she was signed. She also alleged that Dr. Luke was partly the cause of Kesha's eating disorder, saying that Luke had allegedly told her to lose weight after he signed her, comparing the shape of her body to a refrigerator. Sebert asserted that this had caused Kesha's disorder to worsen.[132][133] Kesha had completed her treatment on March 6, 2014, after spending two months in rehab.[134]

/our doc/

why do normies, particularly normie girls think it's appropriate to just go up and hug someone they're not close with?

>>83643870
>the quintessential bleach blonde hobag that wants to brag about enjoying seinfeld to look intelligent
>getting btfo by the man himself

Fucking perfect. Made even more perfect by the fact that she wouldn't drop it when she had the chance, to prove she could be an adult too.
The guy said no, she could've left. Woman's probably never been told no by a dude in her life. Now the whole world knows. DEFEAT.
THY NAME IS...
Wtf was her name again?

Based Jerry

>>83644981

So she's a well-read bimbo. Smart people simply don't invest in the sort of fashion/lifestyle she enjoys. She's completely "basic" no matter how you spin in it.
Intelligence will never mean jack shit if it isn't accompanied by character.

>>83645691
>he's part of all of it.
Libs and progressives hate him and call him racist because he doesn't capitulate to the Ke$ha hugs of the world.

>>83646115
I don't know. Jerry's a really interesting dude to me. I've met bullies and been bullied, and they don't seem to have the intelligence or the ethics of this guy.

To me it seems he's just a classic "man" that believes in classic "masculine" ethics, like having a backbone.
When you see him interact with comedians you can see the little "shots" he takes at them, but they keep truckin' because
a)they too have backbone
b)they too have jokes
c)he always has a rock solid point, because
d) he's well practiced in reserving his speech for what he knows and fully believes in

and e)they recognize that the source of his sass isn't malicious.

Even if it were, it wouldn't matter, because its our responsibility as adults to have (a) checked off, and to be confident in our own beliefs.
I like to think he recognizes that sort of ethical consistency in others occasionally and therefore tones down the sass for them, but in all likelihood he's just a social darwinist that doesn't give a fuck if you can keep up or not.

Fact is, if you can't handle people like that, you just aren't robust.
I don't know if it's a New York thing or a generational thing or what, but most people just aren't prepared to handle that kind of power level. It's not his fault.

>>83643354
Wow.

Today's gonna be a good day.

>>83652496

She watched it, but she had no concept about what she was laughing at.

>>83654222
>you lefty millenials don't have memory of what respect for authority and tradition mean
Absolutely - these people are so used to being quirky-
>you worship caos in your nihilistic, postmodern search...
And I'm out of here

>>83657620

Another great point

>>83657620
Who would assassinate jerry

>>83643354
Was this unironically rape? Why would she keep pushing him when he clearly said no? Jesus women are creepy.

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>>83645069
You fucking putz

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>>83643354
I still hate him because he did that Cars and Coffee thing with Obongo but refuses to one with Trump. Even Fallon has more integrity than Kikefield.

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>>83643354
People ITT are legit retarded. He clearly didn't know who she was, he just thought she was another random fan trying to get him in a potentially compromising photo op. It makes sense, you don't just receive random hugs from complete nobodies who could actually be stalkers or worse.

Imagine how many loser woman must try to hug him all the time. As soon as he found out she wasn't just another randy, you can actually see his expression change like he wishes he hadn't done that to another celeb.

>>83662047
No one would want to be seen dead with Donald Dumbfuck though. Mind you Trump would probably suck his dick after he realised Seinfeld is Jewish.

>>83650071
>that armpitpussi

sienfeld has reached the final level of life, he's literally above this peasant

>>83662117
>you can actually see his expression change like he wishes he hadn't done that to another celeb

No he didnt care

>>83662178
>mrw I see a pleb

>>83662518
Bullshit. He was already trying to "wish her well" instead of just saying "oh whatever" if he really didn't care. You're just trying to make excuses so you can call him /ourguy/ when he was really just acting like any other celebrity would towards a randy.

>>83662658
I have no counter argument but I still win the discussion.

>>83645461
Idiot.

>>83662660
All Seinfeld parodies are unfunny as fuck. There was a guy on /r9k/ who thought he was good at it.

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>>83662658
You're an idiot, please set higher standards for yourself and lower your confidence/assurance because it's blocking you from potential improvement.

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>>83651772
multiple choice is worse if it includes negative marking

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>>83662782

Imagine being Jerry in that interview and having to be all like "damn, Kesha, you fuckin' literally who, all unrecognizable with your fridge body and indistinguishable monster face. I would totally not hug you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is make witty observations about everyday life. Like seriously imagine having to be Jerry and not only stand on that red carpet while Kesha lunges her disgusting body at you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, beg after beg, while she perfected her hug attempt. Not only having to tolerate her ambiguous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on the carpet tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KESHA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who don't recognize her and have to turn down her persistent efforts to rub her gelatinous torso on your finely pressed suit. You've been hugging nothing but a healthy diet of people you know and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New York City. You've never even seen anything this fucking awkward before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she thrusts it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to hug her and revel in her "tik-tok-esque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with nobody in the previous months. And then the interviewer asks another question, and you know you could buy every single person in this event before security could get your autograph, but you stand there and laugh, because you're fucking Seinfeld. You're not going to hug some nobody over this. Just reject her. Laugh with the interviewer and reject her.

>>83661187
You're asking why would a crazy person do something crazy? Maybe because they're crazy.

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>>83646291
>ywn get lecture by Tom Cruise as he holds your hands gently

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>>83662660
>>83662761
I only ever thought The Twin Towers and pic related were any good.

>your career is in the shitter
>ummm, I was RAPED!!
>court rules against you
>fizzle back into obscurity

Dumb cunt

>>83662927
That comic is awful.

>>83652644
Maybe in America.

>>83656559
christ, I can't believe I haven't notice the pattern until now

she will never watch seinfeld the same again kek

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>>83643490
I want underage cancer to leave

>>83654262
>but not for you
Jokes on you, this is legal in my country if the 14yo gives consent.

>>83650071

>mfw there is a vagina in her armpit

>>83643490
A singer who release some really good country/folk songs but the pop label she was with rejected releasing those and instead forced her to keep releasing shitty pop songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HA27FZc42c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5QYwMfac8o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bc6BqgEY3g

She has written over 300 songs rejected by her label. If that isn't dedication then idk what is.

Those who hated on her only listened to the songs she released under her label.

>>83661187
Babu

>>83662835
topkek

>>83656579
aged like fine wine

>>83656559
When this template started off, it was ironic and the most retarded option would be at the bottom. Nowadays it's as if people treat it as their own tierlist.

>>83652997
No they weren't

>>83643569
t. needy beta faggot

everyone owes you something right? you like my work so you get a hug? you hate my work so you get to punch me? fuck off fagot

>>83643354
Oh look a neurotic Jew.

>tfw you're so elite that by not hugging someone you re-establish them in the media and secure their 15 minutes of fame is extended to at least 17 minutes

She is so happy right now irl

>>83643354
based jerry, based!

>>83662808
which it almost never does

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>>83643569
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My neurons are blaring while I think:
What if the genders were reversed?????????????????????????????????

Ke$ha makes Chloe look like a fertility goddess.

What genetic shitfest.

>>83663822
i dont know about high school but it does for the vast majority of uni courses

>>83646686
wew

>>83664375
never once in arts or law

maybe stem?

>>83645102
you're garbage

>>83652372
8/10

Should of ended with a joke about how whar kramer just said is a contradiction in terms

>>83645255
>most watch internet series in the world?

Stranger Things would like a word.

>>83656559
>what did he mean by this
>small brain

>>83655778
That's why I like on Curb that besides his manager the person who empathises with and is similar to Larry the most is Jerry.

>>83660081
>Smart people simply don't invest in the sort of fashion/lifestyle she enjoys.

Is that why you can't get a date? Too smart to invest in fashion/lifestyle?

>>83659878
Because life has never properly pushed their shit in yet.

>>83664436
yeah. Its like that in all my stem courses (except some intro ones). It can really fuck you up when it comes to maths.

>be me
>be kesha
>be held hostage by Luke but have Stockholm syndrome
>he gets,me addicted to coke
>get literally pimped by doctor luke
>

>>83645096
>>83650071
oh god why did she let herself go like this she looked great

>>83661187
NEWMAN!

>>83662835
bretty gud

>>83660481
I also like Jerry.

>>83660481
I just think it's great that there are still some people in hollyjew that can be their own person and not this fake ass asslicker that everyone else acts like.
He might be an asshole, but I think it's his right to be one. He's not actively looking for people to fuck with, but if people engage him and he doesn't want to he says what he wants. I respect that.

I don't know who that was.

>>83659878
Because they don't have to deal with rejection

>>83643754
Now this is fridge kino

>>83659796
>comparing the shape of her body to a refrigerator

Fucking KEK
Literally /ourguy/

>>83664625
Fuck off Kesha you're a nobody

>>83657284
Where did I say that fucknuts?

Monroe was curvy but not fat, but still countless hamplanets like to compares themselves to her, and they never fail to mention how Monroe wore supposedly some really big dress size, that would be considered fat today. Completely leaving out the fact that dress sizes have changed dramatically since then and can't be compared anymore.

>"her music is garbage"
>"but she writes it herself!"
stop this.