Imagine being the xenomorph in this scene and having to be all

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2017-06-06 05:02:45 Post No. 83636266
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:02:45 Post No. 83636266 [Report]

Imagine being the xenomorph in this scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:09:34 Post No.83636438
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:09:34 Post No.83636438 [Report]

good thread

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:11:45 Post No.83636494
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:11:45 Post No.83636494 [Report]

>>83636438

Thanks anon, I try really hard.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:50:22 Post No.83637568
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:50:22 Post No.83637568 [Report]

>>83636266
>gross flat ass
Hello, Tyrone.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:50:50 Post No.83637575
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Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:50:50 Post No.83637575 [Report]

Imagine seeing this meme spammed everyday and having to be all like "damn, meme, you fuckin' fine, all funny with your tight copypasta and horrific reddit humor. I would totally have sex with this meme, both on reddit and 9gag." when all he really wants to do is fucking report another 16 year old on his computer. Like seriously imagine having to come to /tv and not only see this meme while shitposters flaunt their disgusting frogs in front of you, the favorable summerfags barely concealing her reddit identify, and just sit there, thread after thread, hour after hour, while they perfected their shitposts. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking visage but their haughty attitude as everyone on /tv/ tells them KEK and DAMN, THIS MEME IS SO FUNNY, UPVOTED!! because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their cancerous fucking reddit taste contort into types of memes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a nice poster of quality threads and film discussion and later alleged reddit posters for your ENTIRE THREADS coming straight out of their parent's basement in Australia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can see the stench that's breaking out on their acne ridden faces as they post it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in their "euphoric (for that is what they call themselves)" memes, the memes they worked so hard for to fit into /tv/ in the previous months. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking insane. You're not going to lose your future involvement with 4chan over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Anonymous 2017-06-06 05:54:18 Post No.83637657
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